₦airaland Forum

Leyqute:
1.9 million per month.

Approx 500k per week. Plus 280k wage per week.

That’s 780k for weekly PL games.

Joao Felix, the second coming of Messi and Tonaldo. MessRonaldo. Or Jonaldo Fessi, if you will.

hagjay:
Okafor law of congodynamics states that
Any congo that has been shined ONCE can always be shined again and again provided it was shined PROPERLY the first time.

C1.p = C∞

C= congo
P=proper shining
∞ = infinity

Nostring:
U get evil spirit of addiction..u need total deliverance, bfr na gamble, e fly go peak milk.. wen pocket dry to dey buy peak steady u go turn go to Igbo (weed)

Israeli072011:
very terrible service, you can't do transfer on ussd, mobile app and ATM, only on pos, I used three pos it didn't work, then it declined transfer and debited me, transfer is still not working., very annoying

PerfectStranger:
My nigga go and check their Facebook timelines, all of dem don enter ghost mode 4 dia papa trenches

Nicepoker:
Go smoke weed in front of a police station.

KingMack:
op if this man below can't inspire you...jus drink sniper

EmmanuelScott1:
Why don't you use Man City or Bayern Munich?

Stephenmoka4:
digits + mobile operator

SultanOfPuna:
Man go hustle sweat and blood to bring money, pay rent, still buy you things, protect you.
And you serve him empty plate because him no help for kitchen.

Next time she ask for money, give her empty wallet, for not following you to work to hustle money.

Nonsense and female stupidity

FalseProphet1:
A member gave me a car as seed, the first day I took the car out, it fell break, I rang my Bell taya and shouted Jah! Until my voice cracked the car did not gree and stop o, the car then dived into the gutter, I came out and thanked God for saving me from agents of the dark forces.

This I have seen.

Kaycee54321:
Not luck Bro. I'm very realistic.

Eg. I CANNOT force an interaction with a woman who I like. If I'm communicating with a woman I like and she begins to feel that her parts no dey market, I fit easily bounce.

Unforced interactions lead to mutually beneficial relationships, especially when it comes to matters of the heart.

When you try to force a relationship, na that time you go see shege. And if person care about you, unless you're blinded by testosterone, somehow somehow, you'll know.

Blackstan:
And another guy got her waist

Emeskhalifa:
I love what ogar Government said to Ishaya
"Never get high on the same product that you are selling"*

And this applies to every business, if you start eating your business money, it's matter of time, that business will bankrupt.

Far from home is a masterpiece

aribisala0:
Yes everybody is a musician in their own way. If you can sing the National Anthem you are a musician

somehow:
The fear of becoming an 8th class in a strange culture/society/environment.

The experience wasn't palatable at all.

1st class - Female citizens that are not brown in color
2nd class - Children of the above citizens that are not brown in color
3rd class - Dogs and pets
4th class - Male citizens that are not brown in color (including the fathers and husbands/ex husbands of the 1st class citizens)
5th class - gay, lesbians, non binary and every other rubbish out there.
6th class - Immigrants that are not brown in color
7th class - Citizens that are brown in color
8th class - Africans of all shades of brown. (This is where majority of you will belong)

HeartlessMan:
OP did you buy seedlings abi na ya coconut head you take start?

ednut1:
many also do not enjoy oyinbo churches because its civil and lacks gra gra. Nigerian churches may also be far away.

pocohantas:
I don’t use them. I kept them in a Ziplock. There is a BB Passport and Curve there too.



I am sorry I do not want to let them go. I enjoy having them as relics.

pocohantas:
iPhone 5 in 2022? I have an iPhone 5c and 6s though. Very old with cracked screens.



E go shock you o. Person wey get that kind phone suppose just use am as Nokia torch. Why would you even want to chat with that tiny shii.

HeavenlyHolines:
Depending on the country but I no go lie for you, abroad sweet if you get the right papers and u de do legit things. I like Niger I no go lie for you but circumstances make men change their mind. Abroad is not that eldorado. Atimes it can be very boring I mean very boring if you are the social type and you meet in countries where it is mind your business but in all if don change my passport and make money, I de come back. I miss Niger food, vibes, preaching and evangelism etc. but he de easier to go heaven from abroad than for Niger oo coz small small sins like gossiping, malice, unnecessary hatred etc. wey big pass fornication no de here

Kenneth10110:
Nigerians are hardworking as long as they'll make good money the problem is Bad governance if the government was good the country would have been far developed then the citizens love to much competition and show offs.

yellowgarri2:
I use that as an example, locate paybills among the options.

yellowgarri2:
select paybills, you will see bet9ja

Princeadebayo11:
Use Opay.. it's easier there

fernandoc:
If they want cruise we will cruise away their time after which I get paid in pounds sterling. If you ask if I’m an idiot I will answer it’s you father that’s an idiot.

JasonScoolari:
Her country won the world cup, so she compensated him.

waxxydude:
And i ran in here expecting to see some bad-ass positions, but, behold it's these same style Moses used to scatter those Egyptian babes.

*walks out disappointed..