₦airaland Forum

immortalmortal:
My friend who is hypertensive almost suffered a stroke because of wetin e go find for him wife phone. The man was hospitalised for a week.

immortalmortal:
Don't through your partners phone. That thing wey you dey find, you go see am

Zonefree:
This is the kind of epistle a sane and sensible guy should reply with just "OK".

olympianares:
Kungfu panda

Notyourtype:
kungfu panda.

cadet222:
kung Fu panda

emmy512:
Putting ur hands around my shoulder male or female. That's if they're tall enough to try it

DeHorus:
I wish both teams can lose sef

MrBrownJay1:
sadly... if thats how you met her...aka creeping/sliding in her DM while she was twerking online", then you have nothing to complain about.

Beebah2000:
Na this method una don dey use now.
Na wa ooo.

Favfables1:
Thank God I am not a real man

Next!!!

nnamdi640:
That is not true. According to Hooke's law, if elastic limit is exceeded, it will NEVER remain thesame. An elastic body can still undergo deformation once the elastic limit has been exceeded, you can't compare the panu of a true vargin to that of a woman that has given birth to 3 children except in a rear cases.

Dickson178:
There's this girl I love so much! Till the extent that if I don't hear her voice a day I'll feel like I loose many things in life. Wen we were together before she travel to Abia state , she loves me unconditionally, she buy me meds wen I told her that I'm not feeling well, she also subcribe me too , but for me I do more than what she do to me. She told me earlier December time last year that she'll be traveling to Abia state and she's not sure that she's coming back to Rivers State again, I cried when she told me that, cuz she knows how much I love her. I want to marry this girl , and I'm planning to travel out (USA) and I told her but she's not serious about my dream. So as she got there , I mean Abia state, things started changing, like she doesn't pick up my calls , if she could pick up , she'll hang up without not allowing me to say what I want to say. Should I keep insisting on getting her closer to my life? Or I should stop to calling her? But how can I get rid of her in my heart, cuz I'm dieing inside me . Help me out friends. I love y'all.

paulolee:
she said she doesnt like sex n dont fell anything for it, jus doing it to make me feel happy n kill my sexual urges so I won't look outside..
she also said she prefer we go no sex relationship while dating so we enter courtship n plan marriage...
I nearly mad wen my guy send me pics of her inside all nite bash with her hookup clicks, dt dey spend d weekend with d yahoo guys..
I asked her, she denied, i forwarded d pics to her mk she explain n she started crying n said she's trying to save money for our incoming wedding..
try to raise funds for our wedding by sleeping with yahoo boys?? I jus laughed out loud n told her dt even an animal do not deserve a mum as dumb as her..