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LordFriar:
Hello everyone. I made some wrong choices way back. Naive me was led into believing that the CaroWhite lotion was a non-skin bleacher; the seller assured me what I had to fear was CaroTone. But now, some 2 weeks after, my hands are lighter than my knuckles which are resilient chocolate browns.

So, someone please, what do I do to revive my dark complexion? I have tried suntanning - or more appropriately, sundarkening - & I've noticed no improvements. Is there some cosmetic solution you know of? Or non-cosmetic others?

Cc: Lalasticala, Seun, Mynd44, Fynestboi

when you were rubbing it did you tell us

Keeping using it so that you will become like Micheal Jackson and when the time come for you to deliver a bouncing black baby boy, that's when you will realise how foolish your IQ were!

kennygee:
Our Yahoo boys should go and buy from her in stead of stealing pants of innocent women.

shut up there!

Innocent women my arss! You want money but open your smelly and irritating black yansh for Yahoo boys but yet complain of them using your offensive pant for Yahoo

My advise for you and your family is that you rather work and sustain yourself instead of looking for stray money



Nonsense!

TheAgba:
What stopped you from saying this earlier than making defamatory comments towards my person? I guess your senses have restored.
It's also simple, any buyer from Lagos would check the properties when they wanna buy and buyers from outside Lagos can verify what they paid for and if it doesn't tally with the advertised specs, then they can call me out for a refund.

You're not interested but are busy mouthing with limited exposure. What you don't know, you don't know. It's that simple.

From the look of things and how you display your level of doing business, I can gladly say you are a scammer and I will advise anyone viewing this thread should please seize from doing business with this guy!

You can't give me any tangible prove of that system but rather engaged me with series of insults (to your potential customers) which I overlooked!

419 ALERTS

enunlewa:
Nigerian lady reveals what a guy did to her after she went on a date with him. When they got to the location for them to have nice time, he was begging the lady not to order for chicken instead she should order for beef because he don't have much money on him.

Read her post below!

So i went on a date with this boy, and he started begging me not to order chicken on my rice , that I should order just beef, cos he wasn't boxed up.

This actually made me like him more, I laughed my ass out....it was quite funny.

Gist from Gistmore - http://gistmore.com/man-took-a-lady-on-a-date-without-having-much-money-see-what-happened-next

Cc; Lalasticlala

stvpid woman

Why can't you use your money and order for the chicken!

Naija women are very useless set of creatures

TheAgba:
You presented some specs, I then asked you provide pictures for it, you hence moved forward to provide a different variant of the Pavilion dv5; different descriptions from the previous one.

Couldn't you at leaSt take a look at the keyboard setting? The dv5 I uploaded has the special numeric keys and the core2 dv5 you're talking of doesn't.

Bro, for what you're not familiar with, it's better you ask questions than behave like someone with serious mental distress. You've made several allegations here and they were uncalled for.

it is easy! If you are genuine, go to my computer on that system and click system properties and do me a favour of snapping it!

xbanky1:
Remember it's pay on delivery
Therefore you will need to confirm the Nvidia before payment for the doubting Thomas

if you know your stuff! On that system and snap the properties

xbanky1:
That's an internet pic
Give us real pic abeg

I don't have it presently

But the dv5 I know of comes with Intel core duo processor. Like the one you use your other nairaland account to advertise

xbanky1:
That's the pic

if you are sure on the laptop and show the system properties let us see!


I know dv5

TheAgba:
Could you please upload pictures of the Dv5 you're talking about?
Specify the HDD and RAM.

So you should know, I've a dv5 core2.
But I need you to drop the specs of the dv5 variation you've mentioned.

I'd be waiting.
Thanks

your dv5 is quite different from the above pics.


Mind you! I also deal with system sale

TheAgba:
Wouldn't it be better you say what you know?

I wonder why some persons can't learn to stick to what they know, research or seek clarifications on things they don't know.
Bro...take your witchcraft somewhere else.

Specifications
Intel Core 2 Duo P7350 (Intel Core 2 Duo)
NVIDIA GeForce 9600M GT.
15.4 inch 16:10, 1280 x 800 pixel, glossy: yes.
2.7 kg ( = 95.24 oz / 5.95 pounds), Power Supply: 0 g ( = 0 oz / 0 pounds)

Pavilion dv5-1000 (Series)

Scam alerts!

This guy is a scammer

TheAgba:
Grade1 USA used Intel corei5
Brand name : HP
Model : Pavilion dv5
HDD : 320gb
Ram : 4gb
1gb Nvidia dedicated graphics
Processor Speed; 2.4GHz speed
Screen size : 15.6inch
Memory card slots : MMC. MS. MS pro. SD 4 USB Port
Drive: DVD RW CD ROM
Bluetooth : yes
HD Webcam yes
Wireless network WiFi : yes
Battery backup : 4hrs
Microsoft package : windows 10 installed
Body look : as clean as new
Condition : working perfectly, great battery

Price is 75k

Free original charger
Warranty on all our laptops
Free delivery within Lagos only and it's pay on delivery
Delivery charges apply outside Lagos

wrong spec! This system can't hold nevidia 1gb dedicated video memory.

And that core i5 belong to a old generation core i5


Fear god Na! Who you won cheat

MrNollyzone:
Actress , Ebube Nwagbo Rocks Transparent Outfit As She Strikes A Pose With Christmas Tree


Nollywood Actress, Ebube Nwagbo  steps out in transparent outfit showing off her cleavage in some photos she shared on her page as she strikes a pose with Christmas tree.

See photos below....


Source: https://nollyzone.com/actress-ebube-nwagbo-rocks-transparent-outfit-as-she-strikes-a-pose-with-christmas-tree/

see them

Later there will be shouting rape

GISTBL0GGER:
Mr Sunday Babalola who is from Osun state, his Norwegian wife and their four rocks matching outfits Yoruba attires.

Gist from Gistmore - https://gistmore.com/nigerian-man-his-oyinbo-wife-and-their-4-kids-in-matching-outfits-family-photos

ooooh my God!

Why can't this tribe be realistic for once


Did oduduwa ever married an old woman?

wunmish:
Actress Bisi Ibidapo Obe shows off her beauty as she shares chic photos of herself.

Source: http://www.balfashion.com/2018/12/bisi-ibidapo-obe-shows-off-beauty-in-new-photos.html

See photos:

dustbin

GisterBlogger:
Celebrity blogger Linda Ikeji, who few days ago dedicated her son in Church, has shared a picture showing the little child wearing a wig like a cross-dresser.

She posted the picture on Instagram with the caption:

”Jayce, my heaven on earth. Always laughing or smiling. Such a happy boy. I prayed for you, my angel. I fasted for you and now you’re here! Thank you for choosing me as your mama. You’ve brought me so much joy!

Jayce laughs a lot and I try to capture those moments as much as possible. Here he is from when he was a few days old till 3 months. He’s grown so handsome!”

Gist from Gistmore - http://gistmore.com/linda-ikeji-turns-her-son-into-a-cross-dresser-wears-wig-on-him-photos

Cc; Lalasticlala

bobrisky part two loading or rather jaycerisky

nickxtra:
A lion has been caught grinning from ear to ear before mating with a lioness in the Maasai Mara National Reserve in Kenya.

The photos show the big cat in highly animated states of arousal; standing on its hind quarters, roaring and baring all its teeth as he prepares to mount the lioness.

Photographer, Vclav Ilha, 55, said: ‘As soon as the female is ready to mate, she would raise her tail and provoke him by rubbing him or crawling at his feet. The male follows her impatiently, for the female leaves behind a strong odour.’

This was just the beginning of a session that could last up to five days; lions will mate up to 200 times and despite the act lasting just a few seconds, they will continue to mate after 20 minutes.

this lion must be secretly watching pornhub

adahgold:
I respect women alot infact all types irrespective of what you do but i have a problem with some which is character, disrespect and foolish mentality. When i say mentality imagine giving a girl 30k and before you know it she will tag you a maga and all sort of things. I love women! Respect to those that have there esteem intact.

this mentally is particularly to Naija women!

very useless set of people! these days I see them as animals without direction in life!

otipoju:
This post is highly insensitive. Someone has just been killed in cold blood and you are advertising ankara. Where is your humanity? There is a time for everything.

Mr man shut up your mouth

Na she kill the man?

if this man looted public funds then he deserved worse death than this

funmisticqueen:
have you heard of feminine energy and how it heals and complements masculine energy? Ask any man who provides for his woman in a healthy relationship. They won't use my terms but they will agree.

Ask any reasonable man who was unfaithful and his partner left him or showed immense displeasure by withdrawal. There is that thing that je ne sais quoi, that a woman brings to the table that makes men a better version of themselves

hello!

I have been reading your comments so far and I have deduce that you lack common sense. take this as a good news for someone to simply lack common sense for this is the beginning of your downfall together with those who lack common sense around you!

SweetBuns:
The average nigerian male has been stereotyped and programmed by society to have some bad assumptions about the female gender.

1. Any female that tries to be unique and different i.e Focusing on her career and goals rather than staying at home is quickly termed a bitter woman aka Feminist
This is very true and it is also very evident on this site. Any woman who holds an opinion contrary to that of the males is quickly tagged a bitter woman and shame to society. Try to rear you head up as a woman and they will quickly try to pull you down. That is why some men in this country will never like to see their wives prosper more than them. They will always try to pull her down and bind her with wild societal beliefs like...
"YOU SHOULDNT BE WORKING ANYMORE FOR NOW. YOU HAVE CHILDREN TO TAKE CARE OF. STAY AT HOME WOMAN!"
Some men even take it too far in banning their wives from working at all. Especially if she is richer that him. No work at hand, she will be needy of money and the same men will turn round and call us parasites. Its sickening.



2. Most guys think like this, "IF YOU HAVE MONEY AND BIG DICK, GIRLS WILL FLOCK YOU

This is also very evident on this site as most guys tend to think that if you have money and a big phallus, girls Will follow you around like flies. This is as funny as it is untrue. I don't know about other girls but I myself despise big dicks. Its very painful. My ex had one and I never liked to perform coitus with him. Average is okay and good for girls like me.
And about the money part, most things actually needed and very important for a woman can't be bought with money. We women are creatures of many needs and many layers, and these layers need different needs. Most of which money cannot buy. So not all girls can be freaked out with bundles of cash. Only the loose ones behave like that.


3. ONCE A WOMAN CLOCKS 25 AND ABOVE, SHE HAS BECOME " EVENING NEWSPAPER"
I personally hate this one like shit and only the ignorant use this phrase and thinks they're right.
It has been scientifically proven that woman ovulate I.e produce eggs well into their late twenties and thirties and even fourties for the lucky ones (its somehow rare). So I wonder why some men would open their mouths and say a woman that's 15-20 years away from menopause is "evening newspaper".


P.S :- I dont expect my own opinions to work with every woman or man and I don't expect everyone to agree with me. Kindly observe constructive criticism as you reply. Female bashers are not allowed to comment on this. Thank you.

one thing I know is that Nigeria women are very stvpid!

your assumptions you are claiming is wrong are all true base on the fact that this assumptions are base on Naija Women!

our contemporary Naija women are useless piece of shiit who can open their smelly leg just for a piece of paper!

Naija women are fish minded creature with no future ambitions

Magichand:
As earlier reported, former Chief of Defence Staff, Air Chief Marshal, Alex Badeh (retd.), died on Tuesday from gun wounds he sustained when his vehicle was attacked by gunmen on Abuja-Lafia Road. He was said to be returning from his farm.

See more:

https://zenithnaija.com/scene-of-the-attack-of-ex-air-force-chief-alex-badeh-photos/

cc: lalasticlala dominique Mynd44

20mm armour Piercing bullet!

this is a precise coordinated attack!

in summary he die of cardiac arrest due to the impact of the bullet to his left atrium!

actiondrilling:
The presentation of the 2019 Appropriation Bill by President Muhammadu Buhari is under threat as National Assembly (NASS) workers are to commence a four-day warning industrial action from tomorrow, it emerged on Saturday.

President Buhari had written to the leadership of National Assembly that he would be presenting the 2019 budget proposal to the joint session of the National Assembly at 11am on Wednesday, 19th December, 2018.

The workers had to be placated last Tuesday by the leadership of the Senate and the House of Representatives to shelve their initial strike action after denying lawmakers access to the chambers while paralyzing all official duties that day.

On the same day, the Clerk to the National Assembly, Muhammed Sani-Omolori in response to the workers demand, in a statement heaped the blames on the Ministry of Finance that despite being on first line charge, inadequate release of budgetary allocation makes it impossible for the implementation of the new salary regime for the workers, among other demands.

The workers union, Parliamentary Staff Association of Nigeria (PASAN) however made a U-turn Saturday following the discovery of over N10b in the National Assembly’s Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) accounts.

The union, according to a source, who pleaded not to be named said it has become obvious that the management had no intention of fulfilling the agreement after a CBN letter dated 21 November, 2018 to the Clerk requesting confirmation to two external auditors, N10,455,891,967,43 in National Assembly’s T24 account number 0020168142065 (Statutory transfer).

Signed by two CBN Directors, the National Assembly was asked to confirm if the information was in agreement with its records, while asking to provide further information that may assist in reconciling the differences, she added.

However, in a leter to its members on Friday, the union said after its emergency meeting of 14th December, 2018, it has been decided that a warning strike would commence on Monday, 17th December, 2018.

“By this notice, be kindly informed that the entire members of PASAN shall stay off their respective duties on the mentioned dates,” the memo stated.

As at the time of filing this report, phone calls to the National Assembly’s Spokesman, Rawlins Agada and his House of Representatives counterpart, Abdulrazak Namdas over the development proved abortive as their lines were not available.

https://www.akelicious.net/2018/12/nass-workers-strike-threatens-2109.html

drunk reporter sighted

bamac:
If you are truly from inside kindly drop your full name and position, let's verify

get sense my brother!

Psoul:
Whaooooo....My dispatch rider, Florence, is very nice. Always smiling and explaining things out.

When u are supplied with item dat does not match ur order, don't quarrel with the delivery agent. He is not the provider of the item, he is not the seller. He is just a delivery personnel who may not even know the item in the pack. I can understand how frustrating it can be after waiting for days to receive ur item only to get the wrong one especially when u are expecting to start making use of the item immediately.

Also try to read comments from previous buyers to give u idea on how good/bad the item u are ordering is.

there is one thing you need to know!

80% comments from previous buyers are fake or rather the seller use different account handler to promote his products with fake comments.

And Jumia do also block some genuine comments!

THIS IS FROM INSIDER TALKING.

grandstar:
Stop judging my friend. It shows you in very bad light ( Read Matthew 7:1-4)

hi!

I judge not anyone but the action of Naija women are been judge by there action and the things them do!

ziondaughter247:
Hahaha. Child of an ape. I pity your. No wonder you are worn out and wretched looking for downtrodden lonely whites to scam. I am sure no 'reasonable' white can ever look your way. inferior product like you. Ewu

I knew you will open your legs wide open if I show you 50naira note!

get away from me you loose children of ape!

Sirheny007:
Come out of your fantasy bro.
Women are the same all over the world..maybe some are a bit different, but they are generally the same.

no women are the same all over the world!

Naija women are not worth classify as Women!

WinningEleven:
I wish I could marry a white woman. They're so cool and awesome. Not like the leeches and undercover hoes we have back here

abeg of you, don't dream of marrying those ape called Naija women :-

I prefer you search Ghana, Togo or even Niger Republic!


yours concern fellow!

Griezwoman:
British Girl speaks Yoruba with her Nigerian husband as she graduates from the University in the UK.

As shared by her Nigerian husband Mr. Tov who received encomium from fans for the job well-done and equally letting her know the prerequisite of having a Nigerian hubby.

Watch The Epic Video

Source:
https://zenithnaija.com/british-lady-her-nigerian-hubby-speaks-yoruba-as-she-graduates-from-uk-university/

this is what we called real love and wife material onlike our black baboons called Naija women who only knew how to open leg on sighting green papers


thank God for yahoo plus guys who keep using them for money ritual


KEEP USING NAIJA WOMEN FOR RITUAL!

I thought they removed the poisonous effect of sniper?

GistMore:
Nollywood actress Onyii Alexx finally shows off her beautiful daughter with caption; 'My baby & i'

BY GISTMORE.COM - https://gistmore.com/my-baby-i-onyii-alex-shows-off-her-beautiful-daughter

good! keep bringing prostitute to the world