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HealthRe: Save The Vagina Now, It Is Your Treasure by theapeman4: 10:38pm On Aug 09, 2018
tiffanyfan:
Strong African woman:

To maintain a healthy vagina you must know what to do to avoid infection and it is equally important to educate your sexual partner on some of them to also help you help the vagina.
Here are some few things you can do or avoid.

1. Fingering
During pre-intimacy or romance, as part of it some people insert their finger or fingers into the vagina. The question is, how many people wash their hands before sexual intercourse? Some people do not even keep their nails clean so it gathers a lot of germs and during the fingering, these germs are deposited in the vagina...leading to infection. Same thing apply to autopleasure acts or masturbation.

2. Anal sex
I am not here to tell anybody to have anal sex or not to but I simply want to draw the attention of those who engage in anal sex with the opposite sex that it is dangerous to have anal sex and continue having penovaginal sex. If this is done, the penis will pick bacteria from the anus and deliver them to the vagina even if you are using a condom....which will lead to infection.

3. Quest to make the vagina TIGHT
Some guys complain bitterly about the vagina of their sexual partners. They complain that it's too big and they no more feel any sensation during intercourse. Some ladies are therefore pushed to find a quick solution and in the process some use herbs or other substances in the vagina with the hope of making the vagina tight. Some of the substances cause infection or sepsis. Some of the herbs can cause the vagina to get tighter to the extent that penetration is no more possible. This will require treatment.

4. Douching
Some parents, when bathing for their baby girls put warm water in a milk tin or dip a towel in the warm water and pour the water through a hole made beneath the tin or squeeze the water out of the towel into the vagina of the baby. This is sooooo WRONG as it can damage the hymen.
Some parents also insert ginger or pepper or both into the vagina of adolescents as a form of punishment. This is sooooo WRONG as it can lead to infection.
Some people are use to bathing by adding dettol or other detergents to the water and they put this solution inside the vagina with the help of sponge or towel or just the hand with soap to clean the vagina. This is soooo WRONG as it will change the normal flora in the vagina, leading to infection.

5. Use of water closet
Some people have the habit of not sitting on the seat of the WC when using it so they end up urinating on the seat. The possibility of picking infection when using it in that condition is high. Don't let your pant be at the thigh level when using the WC especially the public ones as the inner of the pant may rub the surface of the WC. Where the water is not running and people have used but have not flushed and you don't have any choice but to also use it, use enough toilet roll to cover before using the WC to avoid any splashes on the vulva.

6. Washing and drying
Develop the habit of disinfecting your panties frequently...depending on the number of pants you have. Keep exclusive panties to wear whenever you are menstruating and don't mix those panties with your regular panties. Pay particular attention to those panties when washing. Ensure that the panties are made of cotton and are dried in the sun or well ironed to kill germs.

7. Change sanitary pads
Some people try to economize the use of their sanitary pads so during the period they tend to still wear the pad because there is little or no blood. This is soooo WRONG as it can lead to infection.

NB: If there is any bad scent from the vagina or there is a discharge coming from the vagina then it might be an infection which you have to have it treated.

Help save the vagina by ensuring that you get the message to as many friends as possible. Help save the vagina by getting the message to your sexual partner or sisters.

https://m.facebook.com/abiafactsnews/posts/1282668731760596
which bank should we save The vagina?

First bank or UBA!

PhonesRe: Facebook Dating App, Now Is Being Tested by theapeman4: 9:43am On Aug 05, 2018
Techhood:
To some guys who are trying to find love via the social world, the Facebook dating app is now being tested. According to the Jane Manchun Wong, an app researcher, Facebook confirmed that a trial run is underway

According to some screenshots taken by Jane Manchun Wong, it seems there is a part to set gender and location, you can also set the people you're interested in, just like a dating app features. It seems you can also set your Facebook Profile Picture different from your Facebook Dating Picture.

HOW IT WORKS
For anyone who chose to use the dating part of Facebook, the dating will be done in the Facebook app and not a different app, but one's Facebook account will be kept entirely separate from the dating account, so one would be able to keep one's embarrassing picture from the potential matches. So the dating will be done anonymously, this will give you the avenue to know the match well before introducing them to your main Facebook and even to any of your social or personal life.

What we saw shows that Facebook is working on creating a very serious dating experience. Although the Official Launching Date has not been announced. We await the launching of this interesting paet of the Facebook world.

SEE MORE: https://techhood.cf/tech-news/facebook-dating-app-now-is-being-tested/
yahoo boys on standby!

CelebritiesRe: Michael Jackson Daughter Rocks A Revealing Short Demin Jean (pics For Your Eyes) by theapeman4: 9:39am On Aug 05, 2018
Peterdredd:
Legendary Pop icon Michael Jackson oldest daughter Paris Jackson, was spotted on the street of Atlanta getting some boba tea.

She was seen rocking a short Jean exposing part of her body. People have been claiming she exposed too much.

The short is quite revealing though but doesn't seem too bad for her to rock what she wants to rock. The short exposed that much because she doesn't have such a big boo ty.

See pictures below

[img]https://4.bp..com/-VneVmTuKxHA/W2V2f-BlXlI/AAAAAAAAC90/7fY5DxLR3zATN_Q53kLZ9Klzw3rOre63ACLcBGAs/s1600/paris-Jackson-picture-dreddsblog.com.jpg[/img]

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Source : http://www.dreddsblog.com/2018/08/michael-jackson-daughter-rocks.html?m=1
drug is working!
CrimeRe: ₦58.6Billion Painting Stolen In 1985 Found In Couple's Room In 2017 After Death by theapeman4: 9:33am On Aug 05, 2018
Let me come and park here

RomanceRe: Lady About To Marry An Uber Driver She 'Toasted' After He picked her by theapeman4: 9:16am On Aug 05, 2018
BloggersNG:
She popped the question first.. Never Can Tell How or where you can meet the love of your life, This lady Yvonne Nyamao will soon be walking down the isle with the Love of her life an Uber Driver, How did they meet?.
She ordered for Uber, he came, picked her up, She fell for him, Instead of waiting, She called him first for them to have a Drink, And now they are getting married..
Good love always Coming through at the Most Unexpected places..
See her post below!

From Ebiwali--
http://www.ebiwalisgossip.com/2018/08/lady-excited-as-shes-set-to-marry-uber.html


Cc; Lalasticlala
as expected!

35 and above!

That number can do anything to get marry!
RomanceRe: Get In Here And What A Male And Female Soldier Were Caught Doing Outside Barrack by theapeman4: 9:11am On Aug 05, 2018
Tuppeny:
Their first set of Pre-wedding pictures of two Naval Personnel which came out July and are set to walk down the aisle this August. Drop your comments and please pray along with them.
are you mad angry
I thought they were caught doing sex outside the barrack undecided


About to waste some Vaseline angry
FoodRe: Cooking Pot That Costs Over N400k, Nigerians React (Photos) by theapeman4: 10:54pm On Jul 29, 2018
SPIFF:
The pot is made from titanium
A light strong grey lustrous corrosion-resistant metallic element used in strong lightweight alloys (as for airplane parts); the main sources are rutile and ilmenite.
A marketer introduced it to me. You don't need to add condiments to your cooking. It will generally bring all you need to make your cooking sweet come out naturally. It's nice but too expensive. The other fact that put me off is that when I start using it, you can't eat outside again or foods cooked with other types of pot. It's for basically those that takes their health matters seriously.

RomanceRe: Tosin Silverdam Hides His Boobs With Tapes (Photos) by theapeman4: 7:04pm On Jul 24, 2018
made4naija:
Oluwatosin Silverdam, a male Nigerian writer who has big boobs, has finally found a way to hide his boobs and he shared the result on social media.

Oluwatosin used a black sellotape to press his man boobs flat and keep it from showing through his clothes. He says he has to go this way because he can't be bothered to go to the gym so his only option is to hide his boobs.

So I finally found a way to hide my boobs... I am tired of the unnecessary attention it's been giving me, some will even say I should get a bra �. I can't hit the gym cos I work 8am-5pm, no time and I can't kill myself. I decided to improvise this method and I am loving it. Thank God for this tape, no more boobs. (moobs)




source :

http://www.made4naija.com/2018/07/feminine-nigerian-man-finds-a-solution-to-his-attention-attracting-breasts/
wait!

Why is that particular tribe always producing rubbish children to the society! angry


Boobrisky has done his own, now just look at this! undecided

FamilyRe: Meet Baby Chanco, Japanese With Full Hair Like An Adult (Photos) by theapeman4: 6:55pm On Jul 24, 2018
damiloladuke:
Baby Chanco boasted a full head of hair when she was born in Japan in December 2017, and her mane has continued to flourish.

Her Instagram feed is a hair diary featuring her precious photos sporting cute bobbles, clips, and bows in her legendary locks.

Followers worldwide are in awe, but while Chanco’s voluminous hair is enviable, there’s no guarantee it will remain that way into adulthood.

Because of hormones, some babies are born with plenty of hair, only to lose it in the following weeks. Chanco’s hair may not be lost, but its texture and color could change as she grows.


Born in December 2017 with a full head of thick black locks, Chanco’s parents might have expected her baby hair to become lighter over time—just like many other hairy babies who tend to lose their soft, downy hair (called lanugo) at around 32 to 36 weeks.

However, six months later, Chanco continues to rock her magnificent bouffant, making her a hit on social media.

Chanco’s mother posts regular images of her adorable daughter on Instagram, keeping her 70,000+ adoring fans up to date with a “hair dairy.” While Chanco’s impressive head of hair is mostly captured taking on a life of its own, her parents sometimes attempt to tame her mane with cute bows and accessories.

In a recent Instagram post, Chanco is filmed having her very first haircut. Don’t worry though—it was just a trim!

https://lailasnews.com/viral-photos-of-7-month-old-baby-chanco-with-full-hair-like-an-adult/
our Muslim brothers right now!

RomanceRe: Lady Sets Up Boyfriend With Her Friend, He Failed Twice by theapeman4: 7:31pm On Jul 23, 2018
CANDYDADDY:
shocked





No guy is fvcking attached to a babe especially when he haven't put ring on her finger



And who and who gonna stay with Nigerian girl that have the bad notion 'i dont put my eggs in one basket'.


Stick with only one girl at your own peril, when she dump you una go know say dem no dey telli person

HealthRe: How Cell Phones Damage Your Sperm Cells And Causes Infertility In Men by theapeman4: 6:45pm On Jul 22, 2018
kingchris30:
I quickly want to share with you what I learnt years back in one training session I attended. During the training session, the trainer collected a Nokia Hand Set with fully charged battery and then brought a fresh egg. He placed the egg and the handset together inside a polythene bag and then tied the bag, after which he told us to start calling the Hand Set Number..... Calling and Calling, Busy - Busy.

When the Hand Set battery completely drained down, he gave the phone to the owner and cracked the egg. Behold the egg was cooked! Done! We were surprised and asked for explanation.

He told us that every handset emits Electromagnetic Rays which was the rays that was responsible for cooking of the egg. He also said that for device to be named "Hand Set by international bodies is not by accident, he said that it is never a Pocket Set
.
He went on to say that MEN have scrotum, an egg resemblance in between their legs. He admonished men to stop putting their hand set in their pockets, but to hold it on hand so that the radiation from it will not denature their spermatozoa and cook their scrotum.

He also said further that by putting their hand set in their pocket close to their scrotum can cause them a serious health challenges especially Prostate Cancer and likewise infertility. One advise, do not take this lightly really, prevention is much better than cure.

visit www.bestliving.com.ng for more health news
how much did you pay for this useless seminar? undecided

Did anyone confirm if the egg was actually boiled egg?

Use your sense.
RomanceRe: Man Travels From USA To Jamaica To Propose To A Lady (see Photos) by theapeman4: 10:30am On Jul 21, 2018
safarigirl:
Nigerian men must be as brainless as their women, na kuku the same women wey train the slayqueens train the men. Makes sense why this country is so useless, virtually everybody in it is brainless
your popsi is brainless ohh!

The bar product of his brainless is probably you!


HARDLUCK
IslamRe: My Dear Shameless Brother In Islam! by theapeman4: 10:36am On Jul 20, 2018
Shehucom:
We pray Five times a day not Four, that shows how shallow your knowledge of Islam is. So it's not surprising of you typing your rubbish with your smart phone. Learn about Islam and then you'll know what you've been missing.... Peace
is that the type of peace in Maiduguri I'm missing? embarassed
IslamRe: Atheists, Allah is Your Creator. Repent, Bow And Stop Being Like Shaitan by theapeman4: 10:23am On Jul 20, 2018
god of bombers a.k.a allahukabad !

TravelRe: Katsina Flood Carries Young Wife Of 3 Days, Body Found In Niger Republic. Photo by theapeman4: 4:10pm On Jul 19, 2018
dainformant:
The tragic death of a young wife has left her husband devastated. The deceased identified as Hindatu Yahaya, was said to have gotten married three days before she was swept away in the massive flood which wrecked havoc in Jibia town in Katsina.

According to Katsina Post, the heartbroken husband, Malam Sani Yahaya, revealed on Wednesday (yesterday) that the corpse of his young wife was recovered in Niger Republic. Yahaya said that the flood occurred on Monday night at about 2:00am, cleared his house and took away his wife.

The emotional man said; “the Corpse of my missing wife was retrieved at Girka village in Mada-Rumfa town of Niger Republic,” he said, with emotions flowing in his voice. “We searched in the river and rubles of the collapse walls of my house and the houses of our neighbours but could not locate her.

“As we are searching, we got a phone call from people that are helping us in Mada-Rumfa town of Niger Republic, that the corpse of a young woman has been retrieved from the river that pass through their town.

“We rushed to the town and discovered that it was the remains of my wife that was fished out of the river. “We collected her dead body and brought her back to Jibia town, where we buried her in accordance with Islamic injunctions” he said.

Yahaya said that for past three days, he had not been able to eat because of the trauma of missing his new wife that was with him for only three days.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/07/man-loses-his-young-wife-of-3-days-to-ravaging-flood-in-katsina-photo.html
is this the child wife of the man?

Muslim and female child!
EducationRe: Meet Zahirat Galleon, University Of Maiduguri 1st Female SUG Vice President by theapeman4: 11:12am On Jul 14, 2018
First female vice bomb president!


Congrats
IslamRe: Muslim leader chides Afenifere, YCE over religious composition by theapeman4: 9:55am On Jul 06, 2018
sweetyme001:
We the yoruba Christians don't give a fuc.k!! Those idio.ts he mentioned can as well form their own group, we won't accept terrorists in our mist.
we the Igbo Christian don't give a fuc.k either!
IslamRe: Ruling On Prize Draws In Shopping Centres by theapeman4: 9:34am On Jul 06, 2018
You people have started again oh!


Ruling on prize again undecided

Is there ruling on bombing?

Just asking thou!
FamilyRe: Is It Wise For A Man To Marry A Divorcee Who Has 3 Little Kids? by theapeman4: 7:24pm On Jul 05, 2018
Bryan12:
If reverse was the case,would you do same?
I got some feeling that woman is sick in the head.
FamilyRe: Is It Wise For A Man To Marry A Divorcee Who Has 3 Little Kids? by theapeman4: 7:21pm On Jul 05, 2018
cococandy:
That’s a lot of responsibility for him to assume. Let him not get carried away by new love and get committed into responsibilities that will weigh heavily on him later.

That’s being said , if he has thoroughly searched his heart and he believes he’s doing this for the right reason (not infatuation) and that he can actually do it when it starts getting tough, then I can point out a few positives that I already see in the woman.

1)She’s brave to walk away from an abusive marriage with three kids. If she lives in Nigeria, she’s a really strong mama. That’s the kind of strong woman you want as an ally. On your side not against you.

2) she’s not desperate to hook up. some women because of societal pressures and mockery often latch onto the next guy that proposes marriage even if it means giving up their kids maybe to grand parents or relatives. This woman wants her kids with her or no marriage. Give her one bottle jimmy choo grin.
when you start shiiiting kids, advise those kids of yours to marry a divorcee who had 3 kids undecided

FamilyRe: Is It Wise For A Man To Marry A Divorcee Who Has 3 Little Kids? by theapeman4: 7:16pm On Jul 05, 2018
onyekabe:
There is this my brother, he has never been married. But now he said he has seen a woman he wants to marry.

But the problem is that his family members are not in support of the marriage because the woman is a divorcee with 3 kids under the age of 10. The kids live with the woman.

The question is, is it wise for this man to marry this woman and take responsibility of the kids because the woman says her kids must be with her.
only imbec1le does that! undecided
RomanceRe: Lady Investigates Her Boyfriend To See If He's Faithful And See The Outcome by theapeman4: 6:34pm On Jul 05, 2018
Adanne9110:
sorry for my life cos my mum and sisters are among the useless Nigerian women,,,,,,no sense found in this my skull
well! Admit that quickly! undecided
RomanceRe: Lady Investigates Her Boyfriend To See If He's Faithful And See The Outcome by theapeman4: 3:03pm On Jul 05, 2018
JamaicanLove:
Your personal text says, "Give your life to Christ, you useless Muslim". I bet you are a Christian, if I'm not wrong.. yet look at your comment. Naija women are useless. Looking at your comment, one can tell that you are on hell of a sad human being. And a concentrated illiterate for the matter. Oh lest I forget, your mom is a Nigerian, and your sister(s) too if you have any. I reserve my comment.
useless
RomanceRe: Lady Investigates Her Boyfriend To See If He's Faithful And See The Outcome by theapeman4: 11:22am On Jul 05, 2018
Useless angry

Any woman who try this on me, that will be the last day between me and her!


By the way! Naija women are so useless!
PhonesRe: Smartphone Design Is Officially Dead, The Beasts Are Already Here - Naijatechguy by theapeman4: 10:11am On Jul 05, 2018
NaijaTechGuy:
@NaijaTechGuy

Let’s face it, the world of smartphones has changed ultimately in the past couple of years and very soon our smartphones might just be tiny chips that display holographic images and have endless capabilities. I know you may be saying I’m talking about a scene from a sci-fi movie but be honest with yourself, everything you’re seeing today was once called sci-fi before it actually became real.

[img]http://2.bp..com/-zvfWo28u93c/Wz2BmE0nNBI/AAAAAAAANDM/m6fDohGuduMFML9fjHK_cogL_Tv6yX0iACLcBGAs/s640/OPPO-Find-X-2.jpg[/img]

OPPO FIND X

One of the toughest and most competitive markets in the world is the smartphone market, companies are going to the extreme to outdo the other, breaking boundaries and setting new records. Samsung’s Note 7 debacle can be said to be an example of design gone wrong in an effort to outdo others in the market. It wasn’t an easy year for Samsung but it’s good to see they got back on their feet in no time


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SAMSUNG GALAXY NOTE 9 CONCEPT

Samsung started off with the idea of curving the displays of the smartphone and while we all were still mesmerized by the design of the S7, Xiaomi dropped a killer Mi Mix Smartphone to kick start the beginning of the bezel-less trend and every company jumped into the bandwagon. Near bezel-less displays brought the 16:9 aspect ratio display and increased screen to body ratio. This trend continued till Essential released a phone with a notch. They chose a circular notch; however, the notch didn’t become a trend till the Cupertino based tech giant, Apple decided to use the rectangular variant and also yanked off the classic 3.5mm headphone jack. 26 companies copied that notch design and the list keeps going on.

Crazy design ideas are coming up daily, from Google’s cancelled Project Ara to Motorolla’s modular smartphone and even foldable smartphones are now becoming a thing.

A quick look at ZTE’s Axon M confirms the beginning of foldable smartphones, something Samsung is still yet to release.

[img]http://1.bp..com/-UU9LkAYtFcM/Wz2DS2eGHUI/AAAAAAAANDo/BR3ZGmUvybUERogDjUk4S9IFVeJB1vKNgCLcBGAs/s640/maxresdefault%2B%25281%2529.jpg[/img]

ZTE AXON M

Rumors say Samsung and LG are working of phones that can be wrapped round the hands like pieces of paper but I don't have substantial information to verify the claims yet.
The Chinese boys in the game have also stepped up their game. Vivo beat Apple and every other manufacturer to yank off the physical fingerprint scanner and place it below the screen. Although most of us didn’t really flow with Apple’s yanking off of the headphone jack, there’s something that sounds like music to my ears currently and it’s the front camera. Oppo yanked it off in the Find X and Vivo did the same in the Nex. However, selfies aren’t going away anytime soon so they’ve given us a full screen display and a camera that pops up when the camera is opened.

[img]http://4.bp..com/-ZlEtwniYHiA/Wz2Di9O9EUI/AAAAAAAANDw/h1Vl0mWvvHQrxB-JJPM_kvchDZZJVR51wCLcBGAs/s640/find-x_0.jpg[/img]

OPPO FIND X

[img]http://3.bp..com/-gga-D44Jn8Q/Wz2Dj29Ng8I/AAAAAAAAND4/Q5AL-sHNeygTU5ExW0Zo6fVBa6J6hmzIACLcBGAs/s640/vivo-nex%2B%25281%2529.jpg[/img]

VIVO NEX

Although, there is reason for concern since it’s a moving part and it may fail but believe me we are in the future already and I can gladly say I’m happy to be part of the 21st century.
Nobody knows the special thing Samsung is cooking up for the Note 9 but I believe before then we would be hearing more from other companies
smartphone design is officially dead! undecided

Are you smoking weed when you made this title?

Think before you start writing an article
CelebritiesRe: Nigerians Blast Blac Chyna For Dating Teenagers, Call Her 'Sexual Predator' by theapeman4: 2:37pm On Jul 04, 2018
Useless Nigeria!

This is way more better than our afonjas who keep marring there great great grandmother as wife all in the name of visa.

You hypocritical Nigeria undecided is it not our brothers of peace practicing pedophile here in the north? angry
HealthRe: 27-Year-Old Ronald Who Has Never Had Erection Undergoes Surgery In Abuja(Photos) by theapeman4: 1:43pm On Jul 03, 2018
Better not to have erected diickk than to have one and keep banging those smelly apes(naija women) p$$$$sy undecided
Phone/Internet MarketRe: This Tecno Phone Is Getting SOLD OUT by theapeman4: 2:49am On Jul 02, 2018
Viral9ja:
Tecno Pouvoir 2. You must have heard of it. The battery is a BEAST. It is even rumored to power TRAILERS.

Putting the price into consideration, Pouvoir 2 is nothing but a giveaway. Aside from the massive battery power, it has some other top notch specs. I can't say it all.

You can order it from us. You enjoy the lowest price + FREE delivery.

Make a hay while the sun shines grin
rumored to power trailer undecided

Nigga! Stop smoking when you are trying to hype some piece of shiit phone
CelebritiesRe: Davido Calls Chioma 'My Oga' As He Shares Her Cleavage-Baring Photo by theapeman4: 1:11am On Jun 30, 2018
Lordlestat:
You could be less vulgar and still make your point
vagina dey sweet this boy

# less vulgar

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