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You people should learn computer programming so that you can program a remote control bomb!

You can voice program the explosive switch to your phone so that it can detonate when the bomber shouted "allahhhhhhhhhhukhaakbad" at a safer location.

oloriLFC:
I did. Quite fascinating

my Lady

Chigirl042:
lol
hey can I have my respect?

my lady!
Ask of anything thou wish and will give

ollah2:
unfortunately i don't worship any of your murderous foreign gods

good for you!

your mouth is your own! you can use it to eat shiit and no body will give a danm

IbrahimDamola:
My dear Muslim brother, like fuukafuuka you are pained that we have lost one potential suicide bomber in Islam.

lol! it is paining them because them fail to wear him suicide vest in honor of prophet Muhammed

ollah2:
lol. you can continue deceiving yourself and your likes

lol. likewise you! and your 77 Toto fellowers

ollah2:
The Christians need those virgins too hence their terrorist attacks lol

nayy! we don't believe in the concept of fvcking in heaven so hence any terrorist attack are been indoctrinated by Muhammed fellowers

ollah2:
Don't cry! They are always lunatics when Christians carries out terrorism, lol

and there are always 77 virgins in heaven when Muslims carries out terrorism's, lol

ollah2:
What a low!! Why are you guys filled with hate and bigotry. He converted from one slavery religion to another which was his choice and should be respected but what do you have to say? Attack Islam, is that what you are taught in your church now?

hey! Shut up there will you?


Compare to all the terrorist bombing! Just this one lunatic claiming Christan.

tears of joy rolling down my eyes!


Islam is a demonic organization and a disease to humanity!


give your life to Christ Jesus and leave that barbaric religion called Islam.

a religion base on violence foundation cannot build a nation

dre11:
https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/inside-weird-and-wonderful-lives-of-twins-with-same-fingerprint.html

WTF! anyone who read this shiit deserve my respect!

lightblazingnow:
Is it not outright madness that so many prayers are being song every service day and none of such prayers rarely get to the desired destination, which is to the ears of the Almighty God.

Do you ever think that the Almighty God could be fooled like men keep fooling themselves. The scripture warned that if we ask anything according to his will he hear us, if we don't ask according to his decreed will he will not hear us. That means our prayers must follow the divine pattern. Ordained voice.


Folks keep asking or praying for things which is finished.




But the scripture instructed that if indeed you believed that God Almighty raised you together with Christ Jesus, then you should set your affections on things above not things below, earthly, men needs, why?? Because your body is dead because Christ lives in your body and the Lord Christ WHO is the Spirit is your life and when Christ who is our life shall appear we shall also reign with Christ Jesus in glory.



The scripture also warned that after all these things do people that do not know God Almighty seek, but for you who said you are following me, that you want to know me, seek my kingdom first and my rightness and all these things shall be added to your request.


Will they hear?


And so there is a followed pattern of prayers for believers. Not your every day jangling and babbling around. Many are praying but only very few voices are heard.


If you indeed wants your voice to be heard you need to study the scripture to grasp the perfect will of God Almighty and how you should pray right now. Stop wasting energy on gymnastics.

The scripture said physical exercise profit a little, but spiritual exercise profit now and in the life to come. What are you waiting for??

not only God answered prayers!

Devil do answer prayers too

Letenwam:
A Nigerian lady identified as Blessing Bili, is set to marry a man she asked out on a popular Facebook page.

The excited lady who shared their love story on the Facebook page, advised single ladies who are searching to let go of their shy side and ask any guy they like out. The lady who went further to tell ladies to pay the transport fare of such men, added that her man bought the ring himself.

The Nigerian lady who is getting set to marry the man she asked out, wrote;


https://lailasnews.com/nigerian-lady-set-to-marry-man-she-asked-out-on-facebook-page-photos/

Naija women are animals

obembet:
What will you do if you invite your girlfriend to an expensive club and she comes with 10 of her friends?

I don't date piece of shiitt naija girls.

only baboon tag their fellow baboons along

that word "penetration" got me thinking!

[quote author=Nanosecond post=74815181][/quote]why spending me space stuff?

Onnasucs1:
Do they have different fathers? No single resemblance

ask their mother

Gossiplover:
At about 1 p.m today 13 January 2019, Gallant Troops of 222 Battalion Konduga, on clearance patrol with the Improvised Explosive Device (IED) Scanning Team, operating along Konduga-Aulari Road,recovered Improvised Explosive Devices planted by BHTs along Kawuri-Aulari Road. The IEDs were successfully detonated. Pictures below.

do you know the meaning of detonate?

your mate are going to school but you are busy gossiping.

defuse ode!

Ziggylady:
I hope your mum is not a Nigerian

who is this chattering animal?

Catholic and idol worshipping!

KingCassy:
Lol this is the most stupid comment I've read on NL. Catholics are not successful??

Anyways I had to check out your profile and I'm not surprised at all

I'm rather surprise by your foolishness

cooljuman:
We have been dating for more than 2 year, but in 2018 she went for a scan and found out that she has fibroid and hormonal imbalance and that it could hinder pregnancy. Doctors advice that she go for surgery in order for her not to have complications with pregnancy. I gave her more than half the cost of the surgery which she agreed to go for. Same day she said she's not going for the surgery again until she gets married. She started taking herbal medicine that it will reduce the size of the fibroid and that way she will be able to get pregnant even without surgery and she also took drugs for the hormonal imbalance. after some months the size of her stomach reduced cos initially it was bigger than normal. Late last year we started having disagreement as regards marriage. She wants us to get married but I'm reluctant cos of her medical condition knowing she didn't go for the surgery and not sure if she's going to find it difficult getting pregnant after marriage. So I asked her to get pregnant before we get married and the once she get pregnant I will marry her, but she said she's not getting pregnant unti we're married. again, I'm working and earns in six figures. She said she don't want to get pregnant and that she's not going for surgery until we're married. I love her and will like to get married to her but the medical condition is putting me off. What if am right and what if am wrong. We've not talked to each other for two weeks now and we've not seen either. Doctors in the house i need advice please

useless girl!

she most have been doing abortion before she meet you!

make sure you impregnate that piece of shiit and see the kind of child you will born before going into marriage.

just as how second hand product is to be tested before use so do women.

Sparkle22:
Hello Nairalanders ,have Been Trying To Quit This Habit Of Pornography For 1 Year Now And I Cant, Each Time Made Up Mind To Stop Watching After 2 Weeks The Urge To Watch Will Come And I Will Fall To It. Pls I Need Help In Quiting This Habit Because Its Making Me To Loose Focus And Causing Headache, I Just Clock 21 And I Dont Want To Continue With This Habit .

for you to stop pornography is by watching one porn once or twice in a week!

you do this for 3month and you will be gradually stopping the habit!

forget those idiots up there telling you do this and that! you can't stop an habit in a day!

you gradually reduce it day by day.


and also! stop chasing after naija women!

those good for nothing pigs

smat101:
I went to the Stadium yesterday to do some exercise,
While I was at it, A boys phone fell in a sealed gutter.He and his friend struggled to remove the phone with sticks but couldn't, I decided to help out...we tried and tried but couldn't, the Stadium was beginning to get scanty...

The boy gave up and said he would come back later in the day with a Big hammer to break the concrete,all the time we were there I was very optimistic we were going to remove the phone and I was assuring the boy not to worry that he was going to get his phone..

After thinking and trying again and again I almost gave up,but an idea came to my head, "if we can get an iron hanger we can remove the phone" I told the boy,but there was no where we could get a hanger there or any rod that could help...

I got frustrated within me and decided to pray in my mind for God to help us remove the phone. While I was praying in my mind the stick fell inside the gutter, So ran to get another stick...


As I came back with the stick I saw one of the boys trying to put a nylon in the gutter,So I asked what he was trying to do,He then said he got an idea that we should put a nylon in the gutter then push the phone with the stick into the nylon and then pull the nylon out with the stick...Immediately he said that I smiled and called him a genius.

Just close to us was a cloth-like material I rushed to get it and told them this one will be better, In less than 5mins the phone was out...

On my way back home I was thinking of the whole experience, A thought came to my mind " You were busy praying while someone else was busy thinking ...It kept on reoccurring on my mind; I should have been the one to get that idea if I had spent more time thinking than praying ...But when I got home I said to myself God answered my prayers either ways.... But then why wasn't it through me...

Should I have thought more on getting solutions or trust in prayers...

Relate this to life generally, most times we have problems and instead of thinking of how to solve the problem we tend to just be praying without thinking
From this experience I've come to understand that when faced with life challenges we should think consciously on solving the problem without neglecting Prayers...

HAPPY SUNDAY TO YOU ALL.

faith without work is useless!

you are busy praying while the others are busy trying to work things out!

praying have different form! don't be like those men working up and down shouting thinking there are praying!

praying is a form of communication! you may be communicating (praying) and also finding a solution.

mkpurumma090:
Really?

the truth shall set you free!
the origin of occultist practice is from Catholic.

qwertyboss:
Who is god?
Jesus
Is Jesus the son of Mary?
Yes
Who created Mary?
God.
Who is God?
Jesus
Jesus is the begotten son.
Yes
Who is his father?
God.
Who is God?
Jesus.
Jesus is a servant of God?
Yes
Who is God?
Jesus.
Jesus died on the cross?
Yes
Who resurrected him?
God.
Who is God?
Jesus
Jesus is a messenger?
Yes
Who sent him?
God.
Who is God?
Jesus.
Did Jesus worship while on earth? Yes
Whom did he worship?
God.
Who is God?
Jesus.
Did God have a beginning?
No....
Then who was born on 25 DEC?Jesus.
Who is God?
Jesus.
Where's God?
In heaven
How many are there in heaven?Only one God.
Where's Jesus?
He is sitted on the right hand of his father.
Who is God?
Jesus.
Then how many are they in heaven?
Only one God
Then how many seats?
One
Where's Jesus?
Seated next to God.
Then how are they seated?
On one chair
Its only understood by those with the holy spirit.
Who is God?
Jesus.
Hahaha what a confusion. So beautiful to be a Muslim

who is Muhamed?

son of a pedophile

what does prophet Muhamed preach?

violence



Islam a religion of shiits

TechCapon:
I have noticed that whenever there's a horror film that involves a church, it's always a catholic church. It's always one dark, big catholic church with reverend fathers and nuns.

I have seen over hundred horror films acted in the catholic church and it makes me wonder why always catholic? I once saw a horror movie acted inside the Vatican with dead bodies buried in secret graves inside the Covent. In fact, catholic church has become the standard church for acting high selling horror films.

They hardly use pentecostal churches or anglican. Is it because the catholic church is the most spiritual church? Is it because it's the most powerful and richest church?

because Catholic is a demonic church!


by worshipping Mary and some Jesus status bring forth demonical influence in ya life.

try and watch the behavior of Catholic members! them don't progress in life and always having one demonic procession to another.