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boffinjay:
one of d reasons Y i no gt any till 2day

xo u prefer an e-dating to real-dating?

godwinstringed1:
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what is this buddy?

huntsman007:
na wa oo... dis darous Is teaching me new methods of lying .
.
... see u wey de plan to go meet ur papa uncle for help, na im dem CCC wan help u yhu de form farouz.

Bro u funny o! Teach u wetin?

pFolar:
Am SERiously addiCTED To thIS stORY O. TheBLESSEDguy, DoN'T stOP iT. I'm LoVINg it.

tanq my dear

kajsa08:
I too feel am o. E be like message from d person wey pass Sango.

really...u mean shango get boss?

kajsa08:
PrinceOfPeace u "cash" me tongiht, well done.
@TBM, shey u no feel wetin d prophetess yarn u ni?
i full ground dey wait d next scene. More fuel in ur gen.

ah no feel am atall my 6ta. Or u feel am?

jibs4lv:
lolz i see,abeg drop somtin


i mean epi b4 u go drop thunder o.

So u fear thunder reach dat level... Lolz

[quote author=jide219 post=56182014][/quote]until u do so, i keep my fingers crossed

jibs4lv:
i stopd to dey fear ya sangoic since he faild to fire n rescud u frm dos two oloshos,anyway dnt tel him to come n beat me o coz am nt even at home sef.

no talk that one o. Thunder na confirm thing o. No dare me o

jibs4lv:
weda sango don desown u,abi why im no come to ur aid as im pikin instead,he's busy fightin for Ooni of If...make a no talk o!

no go talk wetin go make thunder fire u o! Ma niggar

bimberry1307:
[s]ashually, that's one thing about lying. you keep telling one to cover the other. [/s] TheBlessedMan, few hours don do nau. oya come and do that thing sharp sharp

updated my sis

62. COUNTLESS


After using all the lying tactics in the whole world, Joke refused to budge in her determination to help me fight this flimsy battle with my dad's Uncle

I used an all-attack lying formation, 2-3-5, 1-3-6, all to no avail. I even resorted to parking the bus with 9-1-0, but no amount of my Moses display of miracles can have effect on her Pharaohtic Mind

Joke was surfing through the DvD disc collection when suddenly, a brilliant idea dialled the number of my brain. I chuckled wickedly and decided to try my new luck

I looked at the dial of the wall clock opposite my position, the time was quater past 2. I reached for my phone and scrolled to the Alarm settings. I set the alarm to 2:17pm and changed the alarm notification tone to my phone's incoming ring tone

Satisfied, I dropped the phone on the couch. I approached Joke and engaged her in another topic in anticipation of the 2mins I set for the Alarm to ring out

"Joke, where's Nike and Dor....I mean your mum" I nearly blew it right there

"Nike went with Mum to our SuperMart" She replied still focused on the disc collections in her hand

"your mum own's a Super Mart??"

I waited for her reply for 3secs before I repeated the question

"Yes now! Beside Crown Royal at Grammar school........Yes! I found it" She screamed holding a disc titled EMPIRE season3 at my face

"Is that what you've been looking for since all this while?"

"yes oooo! Darous, I love this film soo much..." She took the remote controller "infact I..." The sound of my phone interrupted her, I pretended not to hear the sound. She looked at me "Your phone!" She said pointing to the couch

"my phone?....oh... Yes, my phone" I headed back to the chair and pretended to have picked the call

I turned around facing her "its my mum"

"hello mum (silence) yes I still have it(silence) tomorrow? I can't come tomorrow(silence) what about next week?(silence) ah, so soon?(silence) eh?mum, can't it wait till next week?(silence) ok....I'll try to make it tomorrow then(silence) alrite mum. See you tomorrow. Love you....." I dropped the call and studied the reaction on Joke's face

"what did she say?"

"hmm, she said that one of her own uncle have adviced us to provide the house documents with me tomorrow. He said my dad's uncle can not evict us out of the house if we show them the house documents"

"do you still have it?"

"yes but its at home...I'll have to go home today so that I can get it, and travel very early tomorrow morning"

"then it means we won't be needing our Lawyer's help anymore" She said reluctantly and inserted the disc in the DVD player. I nearly screamed for joy after hearing that

She returned to the couch, settled beside me as we began to watch EMPIRE

***

Around 4pm, Jide called to inform me that he's back in Abk

After the usual nigga salutes, I told him about my present predicament. He was sceptical at first, but later believed when I told him that, if Adedoyin was really saying truth; I've got less than 4days to sort myself out to avoid bidding this Pvssy world a farewell

"ah, this one serious o...you know wetin go happen? Lets meet this evening around 6. We go sort it out"

"ok..ah dey come house gan self to pick something"

"alright, be safe Darous, me and Abel dey house, we go dey expect you"

"Abel don come back!" I asked in suprise

"yes bro, he came back with me yesterday"

"ok thats nice..see you guys soon"

"sure...but don't pass any shortcut o, pass the main road wey people go plenty, so that those guys no go fit attack you for where plenty people dey"

"you get sense Jendor, ah don hear" I ended the call

Abel, is a very rugged niggar, he is the capon of a feared secret cult in our area. He's the type that doesn't give death a fvck. I was really happy hearing that he came back with Jide. Now those robbers stands no chance against me with Abel and his gang beside me

***

I alighted from the taxi at the noisy crowded junction of my area at few mins past 6. The distance between my house and the junction is far but trekkable. I was a few distance to my house when I felt a gentle tap on my shoulder

I was very scared and turned around abruptly only to be met with the sight of an elderly woman in a C.C.C white garment

"peace be unto you my child, the spirit of Gawd asked me to warn you about the path you are threading, it leads to distruction and...."

"Mama" I cut in "you mean, there's danger ahead of this road wey ah dey pass?" I questioned anxiously pointing to the tarred road

"yes my child, repent now that there's still grace, because tomorrow may be too late, Gawd really loves you".

I hissed as the real content of her message settled into my brain.

I turned around and walked away briskly ignoring her shouts and efforts to call me back

She calls herself a prophet, who cares? But until a prophet gives me sure soccerbet Odd of 10, I'll never believe in any of them

I trudged the remaining distance to my house and was greeted by Jide and Abel


TBC

pFolar:
lUCKY YoU o...nEXT upDATe abeG... SuSPENse

I'll in the next few hours

Damibiz:
Hala madrid....Darous,bless us with an update na atleast for Real madrid

updating soon bro. Stay tuned!

manuelFORBES:
If someone ever told me that its the same Darous I knew in my hood thats writing a great story as this, i wud av disagreed, but mehn, it took alot of ghost reading and some facts in your story that made me accept that its really you.


Wow! You made me join NL, with your hilarious story. Keep it up buddy just the way you use to make the whole of our area lively with your funny talks. I dey ur bak man.

D1 how va na! U self don join nairaland? Welcom bro. U are mouthed. BTW up madrid

Emmysky:
It's kinda short tho. That you madrid and barca match make me laugh die, "Shey you be pharoah". I hope mods no go ban you again.

i hope so too o. Thanx bro

gentle081:
bros d update short like 10_naira puffpuff

help me an manage am bro. Abeg

SmartestPopQUEEN:
I don't mean to derail the thread or seek unnecessary attractions but Just for the sake of people asking for the pics of my baby girl.

Meet Matilda, the baby of Queenliz. My priceless Jewel.

Cc:DIVINEROYALTY, cyber5, boffinjay, Tgold1, Rohy, Mrlemuel, theblessedman, pamelb and my own fiyah.

What a cute little baby. May She grow to become all the best tins you've ever wished for her in life. Amen.

SmartestPopQUEEN:
Thanks to y'all. By the way, where's theblessedman? We need update please

my sweetest sister frm another mum, thanks o. Hows Matilda o? our cute little baby

talk2saintify:
we going to be seeing a late update for TheBlessedMan Due to his Ban!
Mynd44 Please!!

bro, thanks for the effort. Thanx alot

GindoX:
Please unban him. .. His storey is contributing to seun bank account

oga u ar funny o. Thanx anyway

TemiGURL:
Theblessedman, where are you? Update please

sweetie, ah don update o

cyber5:
TheBlessedMAN TheBlessedMAN

bro, you are the best. Thanks alot. U are mouthed

pFolar:
Obinnau, abeg help Us UnBAN thiS OuR BLEssedMAN NAU, pleASE. ThiS THREad iS No loNGER LivELY. Obinnau. PlEASE. Mynd44, Seun, Lalasticlala, naijaboiy. PleASE O

my dear, have been unbanned o. Thanks

TemiGURL:
FIRST TO WISH THE READERZ OF THIS GREAT STORY A happy new month.

Theblessedman, happy new month to you sir. According to your profile on Fb, this month is your birthday. Well happy brthday in advance

more update from you o!

thank u ma sister. Ah don drop two updates. Its good to be back. Thanks alot

PrinceOFprince:
ah no sure say u don unbann am o, because the update never show o. The last comment shows his name but nothing is showing. So please help us to check it well

my bro, thank u very much for the hardtimes. I owe you alot