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Guys am updating soon, but I pray I dnt get banned again.

Musampa73:
Thanks for the dedication theblessedman, I really love and appreciate that from u.

Happy Birthday in advance to u Bro

thanx bro and Uwlcm

Damibiz:
Darousmart,as u smart so may ur birthday bring u more smart movement,joy happiness in mind nd body,God protection nd favour,nd most importantly,wishing u what u wish urself.....happy birthday in advance,....no mind me i want to be among za top10 people wishing HBD:-D.

ah can't stop laughing o! bro, wetin u chop diz mawning? Anyway thanks for the wishes. I would av said Same to you, but dat doesn't work with brthday wishes. Thanx bro. U are mouthed

yungeez:
thank God say dem don unban u, i b don carry pla-card dey chant solidarity song 4 seun backyard... i dey hear d sound of birthday bell, abeg tell us d actual date so dat we fit come join u chop d money wen beatrice, adedoyin, joke nd her mum dey give u..

funny you bro! Anyway its on Democracy day. May29th. Thanx bro.

talk2saintify:
see this mods ooo

na everytime dem dey ban person pesin

the tin tire me o. Even to update is scaring me!

Mr larrysun always doing what he knows how to do best! You be total boss bro. Keep it up

talk2saintify:
TheBlessedMan

unbanned bro

TemiGURL:
Theblessed, i can't see ur last post, hope you havnt been banned again?

check again dear, the anti spam bot and I ar at loggerheads. So am getting banned easily

Guys the ban hav been lifted. Scroll up to c d update

67.COUNTLESS

dedicated as promised to Musampa73, MyMayMate (M.M.M) HBD to you bro! Age with grace!


The shock, coupled with anger displayed on the lady's face already gave an indication of No FORGIVENESS for me

I glanced around and realise that almost everyone standing by's attention was now garnered towards us

The lady dragged herself up to her feet, and flashed me a scornful look with her right palm on her reddened cheek

I flinched at the sight of her acrimonious face and quickly got down on one knee

"please, forgive me, am deeply sorry.... "

"sorry?...". I nodded remorsefully. "you just slapped me twice without reason and you saying sorry?". She spat on the floor. "look here!, you are going to regret ever striking a lady today." she retorted angrily and reached for her phone inside her bag

"please, am deeply sorry, I thought you are someone else, someone that, that.......she stole my wallet....and...." I stuttered and stopped when I realise that my words were falling on deaf ears

She continued pressing her phone without looking at me. Thinking she was contacting the police, I held her by her ankles and continue to beg her for forgiveness

Seeing that begging her is apparently a waste of time, I rose up and began to abscond away but not without noticing the stares and glares am getting from the people around

I got to where the driver and Jide was waiting for me and hurriedly paid the driver his 15k and pleaded with him to drive me out of the bank area

"you have been nothing but absolute trouble for me right from the moment I carry you inside my car...enough is enough, take your trouble elsewhere....."

The man was still rambling and heading towards his car when Jide called my attention towards 3 slim but tall guys alighting from a bike

The lady I slapped earlier was seen approaching them

The driver dropped our bags on the ground near us and entered his car and zoomed off

I tapped Jide on the shoulder and quickly whisper to his ear

"Jide, you don watch prison break?"

Jide shook his head and continue staring at the lady, who was talking to the three guys

"Jide, what happen before is Act 1 Scene1 of Trouble, before Scene2 go begin, lets run while we still can...." I reiterated but apparently, Jide seems to be less worried

"No, why should we run? Darous lets go and meet them and explain to them that its a case of mistaken Identity...."

"Jide! Its like the devil sent you to me abi, you can wait o, but me, am not waiting around to get my handsome body beaten by some unregistered thugs." I picked up my bag and strapped it on my back just as the 3guys started marching angrily towards our direction

"Jide, you dey craze? Lets go!" I barked. He picked up his bag and we began to walk away hurriedly

***

We were now out of the bank area but the 3guys were still following us

We increased our steps and they started running after us

"Jide, you sabi run?... Make way!!" I declared and we started running along the tarred road

We ran far along the road for 5mins hoping the guys will get tired and turn around but we were wrong. They were equally determined to get us like how we were to get away

The loads on our back, coupled with our shoes slowing us down made the guys to caught up with us just when we were about to make a turn into an harmlet

***

"who beat my sister among you!" The tallest guy queried angrily as the other two clenched their fist getting ready for a fight

My pant was already wet and I started praying to shango for a divine miracle

"chairman calm down, its a mistake, na...." Jide was saying when the tallest guy wozed him a thunderous slap

Jide sprawled to the floor and spat out blood. He eyed me with an angry look and rose up

"you guys want to fight? Then you shall get it." Jide said and gave the tallest guy a fast blow on the face but before he could do anymore damage, the other two circled around him and made a wild rush at him. One gave him a kick on his right side and the other two lifted him up and dropped him heavily on the floor with a loud thud making blood gush out from his mouth. He fainted instantly

The 3 of them scrutinized Jide and after being satisfied that the fight was out of him, they started marching towards me

gawd! I need to faint! thats the only way am probably going to escape this inevitable beating

I began to back away slowly, studying their moves and simultaneously trying my luck at fainting

I held my breath for 7secs as I continued the backward motion but stopped when I nearly died and fainting wasn't coming

gawd! why am I finding it difficult to faint? Or why ll you allow Jide to faint and stop me from doing the same? Please gawd! give me the power to faint! I mentally prayed to the gawd of thunder

I stopped and pretended as if getting ready to take them on

I removed my bag and slowly dropped it on the floor. Seeing that their angry eyes were still focused on me, I turned abruptly and took to my heels

but sadly? They still followed!!


TBC

[quote author=stainless239 post=56332991][/quote]ahah! U mean u ready to be a tire 4 me?

stephenGee12:
I wan bust shey make I bust

Oya I don vex I wan bust
BUSTED CITIZENS:
smartestpopqueen(welcome back ma), hadampson (were u go since), geebril, theblessedman (op were breakfast na i dey h) , shugasofttouch, princessadealo, chinwe18.

U knw d drill. Drop something or I drop u

oga! Why u dey always vex 4 me na? Ah go update soon sha

manuelFORBES:
Darousmart, update please!

Haba! D1, you knw say ah go dey work by now na! Anyway, I'll begin typing Asap.

pFolar:
If pERson nO Wan LaugH yoU go sHA FinD A waY To mAKe perSON LAugH SmalL.

TheBLESseDMan is doING a GreAT JOb at kilLING MY BorEDOM. WeLDonE

thanx my dear. Nice to have people like you on this thread

Vickiey192:
Interesting.
Thanks for the dedication.
When next you are going home be at alert

at alert? What's happening on the road?

369x:
can't wait for the next update..... I pray u find that lady

amen o! Me too

huntsman007:
darous.. u seriously need dat deliverance d cele woman offered to u.
.

. u kon go slap soldier wife eeh?
. looking forward to wat will happen next..
.
.
..nice episode #theblessedman

lolz! Thanx bro. U are mouthed

cyber5:
bobo am also a May-Mate
#may22


Happy BornDay musampa73

seriously? Wow! I rep democracy day o! #may29. Nice to know bro. Hbd in adv

stephenGee12:
So TBM na wetin u dey do for here be dat wey no allow u update for ur own thread abi.
Oya *brings out a twenty mouth koboko with length 100 feets* go and post a very scrupulous and tantalizing update.

Una wicked for here so story like dis dey una con dey make person dey refresh like say tomorrow no dey. PamelB wehdone dis story is fantastically, stupendically, intrestically, tantalically, wonderfull. In one sentence it is da bomb. Shud we be expecting update like right now

abeg o! Oga ah don update o! Ah don update

66.COUNTLESS

dedicated to Vickiey192 and MacMath my homie's from Lanlate


We scoured for Favour for more than 20mins before the driver began to lose his cool after I asked him to reverse his car to check maybe Favour was hiding underneath it

Perhaps, he'd probably thought I was trying to joke around with that incensant request but I wasn't, because nothing rational was going through my brain at that very moment

How can I be so daft and sturborn? I still had a death issue to worry about, instead of me to channel my thinking and concentration towards the possible outcome of the imminent premonition of death, no, I still let a forking daughter of Eve rob me of my purse!

A whole me! Being robbed by another pussee? 'Oh gawd of thunder whats happening to your son!' I lamented mentally in agony as the search was finally stopped

The driver scowled me a deadly stare and accosted me rudely, asking me to pay his money without delay

His embarrasing actions have already attracted many on-lookers attention towards us beside the car

One good term they say, deserves another, but every body that ate my bread and sardine with Can coke seems to be against me including Jide.
He kept on reminding me each seconds of what a stewpid and educated fool I am

The two women also made matters worst by telling everyone standing by about how have been toasting and wooing the said lady since the start of the journey till we arrived. That alone made even my would-be sympathizers to start giving me a scornful abased look

Thats how my bread and sardine just vanished like that o

While the driver was busy talking to someone, I stood beside the car and started contemplating on how am going to excuse myself from this mess

I mistakenly switched on my conscience and it was my madrid conscience that spoke first

'didn't I tell you, you don't alw....'

'will you just keep quiet? Who ask you to talk?' I cut in angrily and switched it off when I realize that no sensible solution was coming from that department

I consulted my brain and an Idea strucked me within 20secs of consultation

I called Jide and gave him an insight on what I was about to do. He doubted that the driver will succumbed but agreed that its a long shot and worth taking

We marched towards the driver and began to explain to him

"Sir, I can give you your money if you can take us to the nearest bank, I swear to gawd, I'll pay you your money just believe me sir". Seeing the scornful look on his face, I quickly added another ingredient to make the aroma of my speech more salivating "and I will add 5k to it making 12k sir". I concluded and looked at Jide, he gave me a 'nice try' shrug as we anticipated in eagerness of the Drivers verdict on my proposal

"oponu, lo pe mi ni? (you think am a fool?)" he lamented rhetorically in the local dialect but being a nice guy, I'll subtitle it for you.
"ibo lo ti fe ri owo?(where you wan see money)"

"erm..Sir, don't worry about that, since the lady have stole his wallet which consists of his ATM card, he ll transfer the money to my account and use my ATM to withdraw the cash at any bank you take us to" Jide tried to explain as amicably as he could

Fortunately after too much persuation and begging plus pleading, the man finally agreed to take us to the nearest GTbank beside the NITEL Company adjacent Itabo which is almost a 30mins journey from the bustop on the agreement that I sum up the payment to 15k which is almost twice the amount I'm suppose to pay for the initial amount

***

We got to the bank around 12pm. A lot of people were on the que. With Jide's ATM card firmly held in my palms, I hurriedly joined the que while the driver held Jide as hostage in the car

The only people that were safe from the effect of the scorching sun were the ones loitering under the awnings beside the ATM machine

About 7 more people to reach my turn, the driver came to me with Jide and started frustrating me again. Asking me to hurry up or else he will involve the police. I pleaded humbly untill 1 person was left infront of me on the que

He waited on standby till it finally reached my turn to use the machine

After inserting the appropriate commands, I withdraw all the 76k I transfered into Jide's account and vacated the ATM premises

I glanced around for the driver and Jide for 6secs before I saw them whispering to me from under a mango tree adjacent the entrance of the Bank

I was headed towards them with the 76k tucked in my back pockets when I spotted the back figure and stature of the lady that stole my wallet standing at the entrance of the bank

Throwing every sane and moral reasoning into thin air, I ran madly towards her and without giving a damn about her beauty, gave her two thunderous slaps from behind which knocked her to the ground

"you this coniving thie......" I swallowed my words when I saw her face. Sh!t, it wasn't her or was it? Same heights and complexion but different cloths

What happened next was totally overwhelming


TBC

stephenGee12:
So u no know say na orunmila born shango
Na shango con born person wey con born the person wey con born the person wey con born the person wey con born the person wey con born the person wey con born the person wey con born the person wey born the person wey con born the person wey con born the person wey born DAROUSSMART aka TBM. I knw say u no fit understand even as I summarise am reach for u.
So u don see say u wan incur ANCESTRAL WRATH OF LIGHTENING...... [/color][color=#990000]

ah! Gawd! Seriously u are too funny guy

olihilistic:
Theblessedman I don't know how to describe this your story. But in one sentence you're good.

thats a nice compliment o. Thankz bro