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Jambo6630:
OP, abeg your updates don dey delay too much now o!

bro abeg no vex... Ah go change

Damibiz:
Vengance first...what,no way, that bitch is only trying to play u for za second time...vengance them Ronaldo or Messi will come later.....hala madrid,gat another final today against Sevilla,nice work

hala madrid! happy sunday

Wapapod:
VENGEANCE!

Today na sunday o

Happy sunday guys.


For most of you(like huntsman777) that doesn't know, am still narrating the events that took place between the day I first went to Joke's house and the day Jide got slapped by the lady we saw at the eatery. Its like a prologue.

Remember it was the day I was expecting Nike's visit, and was cooking spagheti when I began the narration.
These were the events between the 7months. Thanks for reading.


70.COUNTLESS


After commending karma for a job excellently done, I exchange contacts with it and we became friends

What Shango would have failed to do in 3years to come, karma does it in just 3days. Thumbs up to karma for being a silent sweet b!tch

I teetered towards the bed and stopped when I nearly fell on it. The alcohol in my system isn't helping matters atall as I struggled to stay firmly on my feet but thank gawd it wasn't interrupting with my brain

"who do we have here if not the thiefering b!tch herself!" I said with a terse tone

Favour rose up from the bed, claded only in a tawny bikini top and pants, and took a long stare into my eyes. Probably trying to remember where she knew my face

"whats up with the acts? Wanna pretend you don't remember your last victim? Eh?".
She smiled placcidly and sat down on the edge of the bed

"whats with the smile b!tch? See Favour" I stated hitting my left palm with my right fist. "Your smiling days are over cos am here for my wallet and money, and am collecting it now!" I barked at her with my tanked up voice

"please calm down Roberto Darous... anger wont solve...."

"anger wont solve it? Eh? but my calmness gave you the boldness to strip me of my wallet and left me stranded What do you take me for? A fool!" I snarled bending down and also trying to subdue the urge to slap sanity into her Shakiralistic face

"please am sorry....." She pleaded with a smarmy look

I gave her a sullen smile and chuckle demurely
"sorry?...tell that to the lady I slapped thinking it was you, or to my friend that fainted while getting the beat of his life through the incident."

I paused and drag the plastic chair beside the hanger to myself and settled in it.
"look here Favour or what ever you call yourself, the only way am not going to kill you right now is if I get my wallet with everything intact...or else you better dial your ancestors and tell them to prepare a comfy place for you in hell".

She adjusted her body so her cleavage was now torturing my brain

I manage to put my mind that was starting to run away in check as I expect her to talk

"please listen to me, and don't be annoyed, I didn't mean to hurt you, but please, see this picture." She dipped her hand inside one corner of the bed, brought out a pics, and handed it over to me. A beautiful young girl was smiling in it. "thats my daughter, she's 8years old...."

"wait," I cut in still holding the pics. "if this is your feeble attempts to garner my sympathy and strike me when am less vulnerable?....you'd better have a plan B, cos am not buying any of it if it doesn't end with my money."

"am not trying anything, just please hear me out..." I studied her face for a while and beckoned her to continue when I saw sincerity in it.
"Her name is Amy, she's presently at U.C.H in Ibadan on a life support machine..." She sniffed trying to stop the tears that were starting to form in her eyes

I started to feel so emotional seeing the tears in her beautiful eyes. She wiped the tears with a tissue paper sat properly

"whats she suffering from? I mean Amy, your daughter" I manage to ask

"erm...erm...brest cancer, the doctor says they need to do surgery on her and we must provide five hundred thousand naira before they could do anything."

The remaining part of my brain that still functions very well quickly urged me to access her statement very well but I ignored when my eyes regained its focus on her ripe and tempting cleavage

"thats why am doing this job and also why I had to.....steal....your wallet." She stuttered and readjusted her bikini strap making her cleavage to be much more enticing

"hmmm....I understand your plight Favour...but that still doesn't explain why you couldn't confide in me and explain to me inside the car instead of stealing from....."

'Hello, how you doing, my angel my one and only, the only one girl am missing, wey dey bring me joy and blessing'. The tone of P'square that I assigned for Joke interrupted me. I ignored it and put the phone on silent mode

"like I was saying, instead of stealing from me and leaving me totally stranded...." The memory of the ordeal of that day flashed into my mind and I let out a cussing moan "gawd you humiliated me that day, what if I had no other means to bail myself out? Only gawd knows where I'd be right now." I lamented

"wouldn't you have done the same thing or more than that if she was your daughter and you were in my shoes?"

She questioned with a doloured voice but I remain quietly confused on what to do

"its like you're still angry at me. Well since I don't have your money here, let me pay with the only currency I have." She rose up and disrobe her bikini, standing stark nak3d infront of me with her bald pvssy inches away from my lips

I bent my head down and consulted my brain for a few minutes on what to do but I couldn't come up with anything meaningful. Her pvssy heat must have fried my brain. I thought.

Vengeance or Mercy? Guys have your say


TBC

Guys sorry for not updating. My new phone developed some faults and I just got it bak frm the engineer this 9t. Updating soon. Thanx

herosakin777:
na me suppose doff cap for... I carry yansh for u self cause u too much no strong man like holy TheBlessedMAN ur story better than the best but blessed not connect me with shango o..... Na ur own be that I no wan thunder or fire

lolz! notin do u ma bro

meneski:
let me cum and be going

quite funny

pFolar:
nEVer MenTION DeaR, jUSt keEP uP THe goOD WorK mY deAR

thanx dear

TemiGURL:
Theblessedman more knowledge to you dear. Weldone

baby, thanx dear. Been long since i see your hubby Tgold1 and his men in suit Mrlemuel and Rohy...how are they?

herosakin777:
The holy TheBlessedMAN u are fricking hot I so love this ur story even though am late cause no one called even my boss oga Hadampson that always call me no remember me for this great piece any way am here now sir keep the good work going more grace to u boss and more power to ur konji to offer more service to to pretty women
#Respect

bro! Ah doff my hat o! U are shangoistically mouthed

jibs4lv:
"a boul of hot pap and slice bread"


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wot a deadly food combination,laise almajiri .

na the best food be that bro. Pap and bread!

huntsman007:
.upon all d wicked grin.. she go still bobo you.
see u soon

chai! This one dey underrate the son of thunder! Take time!

Ifecoded:
Chaii
See free pvzzy, I will make sure I fucck the hell outta her even if I have to extend my staying with Mr Lanlate...$a whole month I go dey fucck her dey go

how many hours u fit fvck self? Shior!

Adesina12:
Wow!!!the heir of Shangoooooo

Revenge is the name ....Just tear her into pieces...choii

pieces? ontop wetin? Chisos!

Damibiz:
Oh shango works in different mistrious ways.....yansh her welllllll before requesting for the wallet.....niceupdate,lemme wait nd see hw it goes

abi o, me self dey wait to see how it goes o!

FhemmyKW:
Its seems TBM has been banned again.
Mods, if u no want make thunder fire u like the iroko tree in my village, unban Theblessedman.

lolz! Updated bro. The anti spam is doing good now. Thanx

69.COUNTLESS


We trekked down to a nearby pharmacy where Jide's bleeding head was stopped with a styptic bandage

I paid the pharmacist and we headed down the road

We were both tired and hungry but we managed to hobble down the tarred road to a T.junction where we took a bike to our destination

According to the bikeman that took us to my daddy's uncle house, he was generally known as Mr Ifa (Mr Oracle) throughout the whole of suburb of Lanlate

We alighted at the front of Mr Ifa's house at exactly 5pm in the evening feeling very tired and exhausted

We met his absence but his youngest daughter and 2nd wife was around to welcome us

With the hospitality we received from his petite daughter, I was able to have the surmise that they were quite happy to see me and my friend

Bukky the youngest daughter showed us to the guest room where Jide and I stayed throughout our visit

"bro Darous, what should we prepare for you and your friend?" Bukky asked me after handing the key of the room to me

"hmmmm, you can prepare Eba and vegetable soup for me," I paused and glanced at Jide who seems to still be surveying the room. "and get my friend here a bowl of hot pap and slice bread".

Jide turned swiftly. "what! Don't mind him o, get me whatever he's taking". He said with a serious tone

"thought you said you are allergic to heavy foods". I said teasingly

"you dey craze, when did I tell you that? Please no mind him o, prepare the same thing for us". He said sitting down on the bed

Bukky smiled and exited the room

I glanced at Jide and saw him licking his lips at the teenage body of my cousin

"hey guy! Eyes off! What are you staring at? Idiot...you dey eye my cousin? Take time o".

"Darous, this girl fine no be small o.....chisos, make ah just sample her....."

"sample wetin? Abi you dey craze?, she's my family o...and mind you, no weapon of konji fashioned against any of my family shall prosper in thunders name...."

We rambled on for some moments before we got tired

An hour and a half later a sumptuous meal of eba and vegetable soup with plenty of bush meat was prepared for us

We escorted the delicious food down to the secondary grinding department of our digestive factory with a sweet, fresh and chilled palm wine

I was relaxing on the bed and playing Dream league on my phone while Jide was already asleep when my phone rang

I minimize the game and picked it
"how you dear?" I spoke softly into the mouthpiece after checking the caller I.d to be Joke

"my love, what happen? Have been calling your number since morning and it was switched off. Everything alright?" She said with a strained voice

I lied to her that my phone was dead since the last time she called me in the car and just got to charge it when we arrived. We ended the call after a prolonged amorous conversation

***

Mr Ifa arrived very hammered around 10pm on that Tuesday. After the consentual greetings, I escorted him to his room and after seeing the teeming charms of tortoise shells and cowrie in the room, I explained to him in full details of my reason for coming to seek his help

He promised to solve the situation as soon as thursday

On wednesday, he gave me a small bottle containing honey and some mixed concortions, with the instruction that I should be licking it 3times every 7hours till friday

I repeated the same process on thursday and nothing happened. Jide and I spent most of the evening of each day under a mango tree playing draught with elderly people

Friday arrived in its typical way. I was seriously worried about what might happen to me if the jinx with Adedoyin was not broken.

Around 6pm, Mr Ifa gave me another talisman of luck to wear around my neck. He assured me that nothing will happen to me

What was now left for me was to confirm whether the jinx of death has been broken or not

At 8pm, without informing Jide or anybody, I asked a bikeman to take me to the nearest brothel in the city of Lanlate

The bikeman dropped me at the very hub of the city where the big brothel was situated. I paid him off and headed inside. I went straight to the barman and ordered for 3 Goldbergs. I told him to find me the hottest olosho among their ladies and gave him some tips for that. He promised to get the best for me

I located a seat adjacent the plasma T.v that was showing a porn video and settled in it

I was on the 3rd bottle of goldberg when the barman came to me and gave me the room number of my request. ROOM 5

I quickly gulped down the remaining drinks and marched straight towards the coloured lit passage and located Room 5

I pushed the door slightly without knocking and it opened slowly

I stepped inside the dimly lit room with nak3d wallpapers hanging across the wall and was totally astounded by the lady lying on the bed at one corner of the small room

Ladies and gents, behold Favour, the lady that stole my wallet

"oh karma, what a sweet b!tch you are!". I murmured quietly and closed the door with a wide wicked grin


TBC

updating now, if u don't see the update. Have been banned.

Mawning guys! Updating soon with the hope of not getting ban o...

Thank Gawd! The ban was lifted... Thank God... Guys join me in praising Gawd

68. COUNTLESS


The road I headed to was a deserted one and the few drivers passingby in their cars were probably thinking we were catching fun as they sped past us

I maintained the Usain Bolt speed on the sparsed road thinking that none of the Gatlin thugs behind me could outrun me but I was wrong because after 30meters of the pursuit, the real Usain Bolt among us emerged infront of me and that brought the race to a stop

The others joined him barely secs later and circled around me panting and gasping for breath

I don't have to be told to know that with the level of fury and anger in their eyes, am a walking dead

'Shango if you don't let me faint right now or do something just forget that am your son ooo'.

"you know how to run right?" The Usain bolt guy said after catching his breath "you are so dead today"

I turned around and glanced at the other two guys and saw that they were getting ready to beat me to stupor

"guys am not scared of you!" I said trying to sound courageous "I just pity how your folks will take what will happen to you if you don't let me go right now!!" I managed to threaten them and conceived my fear striken voice

"you even have the guts to threaten us?" The 3rd guy countered and moved closer to me with a scornful look

I took a step backward and colided with the Usain bolt guy at my back

"you better contact your ancesstors because you are dead already". The 2nd guy said

I was still rotating on the same spot when a tricky idea logged into my head

"I suggest you back off now that am still being nice. There's something in my pocket, no one has ever survived its effect." There was a look of confusion on the faces of the two guys staring at me

Confident that the trick is working, I continued "if I used it on any of you, you won't live to tell the tale" I ended with a confident smile. They all bore a look of confusion and that made me ease up the more

In a flash, the guy behind me rushed at me from behind and pinned my arms to my back very tight. The other two joined him quickly in apprehending me. I struggled and scuffled but I was overpowered and outmuscled by them

The first guy thrusted his left hand in my chinos right pockets and drew out my white handkerchief

He scrutinized it and grinned mischieviously

I was still apprehended tightly by the two guys when the first guy holding the hanky waved it across my face

"is this your charm? Eh? Is this what you plan to beat us with? Eh?"

I scoffed at him, "you don't even know that any other hand except mine that touches that hanky is even more dangerous than me beating you with it, you better drop......"

"shut up!" One of the guys holding me barked and I kept quiet instantly

"Dan, abeg wipe his head with the hanky and lets see what will happen to him"

"thats exactly what I plan to do....release him!"

They released their grip on me and the guy holding the hanky quickly swiped it on my head three times.
They kept their gaze locked on me perhaps anticipating what will happen next, but my brain failed to communicate to me that I should pretend as if the charm is working on me and that nearly cost me a serious beating

5secs, 6secs, 7secs, nothing happened, we were just staring at each other

"I knew it, you are lying....you are so dead today" the 1st guy dropped the hanky angrily and just when they were about to pounce on me, we heard a siren sound coming from afar

Thinking its the police, their faces and body became alerted instantly, they spoke to each other in their local dialect and ran towards the direction of the bush

I mentally thank the gawd of thunder for that siren miracle and headed back hurriedly towards where Jide had fainted

***

"Jide wake up!" I shook him vigorously for the upteenth time but he wasn't waking up. I was totally confused on what to do. A part of his head was bleeding out small quantity of blood

The siren was now approaching very fast. It came into view and an ambulance zoomed past us at an emergency acceleration

I remembered the tactics Hadampson, the security guy at Richton Hotel said he used at reviving me when I was in a similar situation weeks ago and decided to try it on Jide

I reached for my bag and got hold of my own plastic Coke. I poured all of it on his face and followed it with a heavy slap on his cheek

He regained consciousness and started coughing

"you this pathetic fainter!"

He sat upright and surveyed the area

"what happened? Where are those guys?" He enquired wiping the Coke off his face

"you have me to thank for saving your fainted ass idiot" I replied smiling

"you? What! How?"

"well, I gave them the fight you offered them before you fainted. Its hard to believe but Jide," I stopped and dragged him up to his feet "I beat the 3 of them single handedly." I stated with emphasis on the last two words

He was sceptical at first but easily believed when I showed him the blood stains on my hand and shirt. But oblivious to him was the fact that It was his own blood


TBC

Guys I want to update again right now after this post. But if you don't see the update it simply means have been banned again. And it will be after 24hrs that the ban will be lifted. Am updating at 7:35pm.

Cc:Seun, obinnau, come and deliver me frm the anti spot o.. Ah beg be4 I handle it d thunder way o

Chumzylove, this story is totally and painstakingly awesome. Keep it up. I can't see your last post and I guess u've been banned. Don't worry, its like the antispot bot is after our family. But by the power of thunder invested in me, I'll rebuke that yoke. Trust me. I love u