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happen2:
Congratulations op you are alive and kicking

Nnfe:
Ehyah. Please don't tell him straight up..might hurt his feelings, you might just say something like.....


Woh, let the Spirit lead you

poshestmina:
Get a new sim pack . register it with a fake name or nickname (before true caller go open your nyash). write what you want to tell him and send to him like 5 times in a day so he'll know it's important and urgent . Break the sim and wait for him to tell /show you the 'strange' texts he has been getting and ask for your advice or opinion...thank us later!

folarinmiles:
Na like play
Frnd- wey d money wey u owe me
You- get away here, ur mouth dey smell

Frnd- on top wetin
You- no near me oo. U dz smelling pig

That's all. don't tank me tank God

Ighoga898:
then tell him bluntly. Or haven't u heard d parable dat says ''na ur friend go tell u say ur mouth dey smell''

Ighoga898:
How can only one person b suffering from both mouth and body odour, Are u sure ur nose is not playing u trick on u by perceiving ur own mouth odour & interpreting it as someone else's own....?

A friend of mine, who's 7years older than me is suffering from Body and Mouth odour and am now very certain that he doesn't know about it or he just doesn't care.


We became friends 6years ago when they moved into our area, and seeing him as the only guy except me that also loves football both watching and playing in the whole neighbourhood triggered the ignition of our friendship.


This problem have affected his Relationship with the opposite sex to the extent that, at the age of 33, he doesn't av a single Gf. The last time he had sex with any woman was during the 1st tenure of Obasanjo as a civil president.. And now his Mum is at my Neck, blaming me for not introducing her son to my methods of getting any girl i want..


Any girl that lasts 2mins by talking with him is either having a great cattarrh or she's talking to him on phone, because even i always give him a high breathing space whenever we are talking..

Visiting him early in the morning is like visiting an over used public toilet..


I said all that, to make u guys realize what am facing.. He's not getting younger, and apart from this predicament, he really is a Very Nice human being in character. RESPECTFUL, CARING AND JOVIAL.


So guys, how do u suggest i tell or show him, he's got a Body/mouth odour without offending him?


Pls advice... It means a lot. Thanks..


Lalasticlala and Mynd44. Here we go..

A controversial Zimbabwe
prophet says he has God
direct mobile phone number
and he gets instructions from
the almighty on what to do
every time.


There is nothing we will not
hear from men of God,
especially those from the
southern parts of Africa as a
Zimbabwean prophet, has
claimed that he has God's direct
phone number.
Zim News reports that the
controversial man of God » ,
Prophet Paul Sanyangore, the
founder of Victory World
International Ministries, told his
church members that he has
God's direct phone number
and receives calls from Him
» on how to help his followers.
Speaking of the direct line of
communication with the
almighty, Prophet Sanyagore
who is also called Prophet
Talent, reportedly told his
members during a service:
"I have a direct channel, actually
I have his number and I can call
him when need rises. It is
possible to talk to God. Why
would you doubt that I got a
call from him?
I actually have a direct line
which I can call him and get
instructions on how to proceed.
I got this when I was praying
and I heard a voice telling me to
call direct.
I got instructions on the phone
on what to do or say and that is
what happened on Sunday. If
the heavens spoke to Abraham,
why not us? You are of faith
and people will always have
doubts while others are being
delivered."
The man of God had earlier
revealed that a television
channel called 'Heaven Online'
will be launched soon where
more of his conversation with
God will be heard.
'You will actually see more of
this. We are hoping that we will
be on TV this year and we
actually have a session called
'Heaven Online.'"

However, he refused to give
expectant members the number
to call God, saying that he is the
only person who was given the
number and cannot share it
with others.


Source:http://pulse.ng/gist/zimbabwean-prophet-claims-he-has-gods-direct-phone-number-id6263857.html


Cc lalasticlala and Mynd44

PetrePan:
I didnt speak ill of him,i'm just saying am not worried abou him not yet back..since they are also putting us in darkness over his health

A female preacher in Benin
Republic has divided
Christendom by claiming she is
God and came to earth to fight
and defeat the devil.

It is really the end of times
after a 25-year-old female
preacher in the Benin Republic,
Vicentia Tadagbe
Tchranvoukinni, declared that
she is God and her mission on
earth was to defeat the
devil » .
AFP reports that Tchranvoukinni
who has caused serious
division in the Christendom in
that country claimed to have
fallen from heaven with the
divine mission of tackling devil
» and his agents in the world.
Tchranvoukinni who is the
founder of the Very Holy Church
of Jesus Christ of Baname-
Assiangbome, a suburb of
Cotonou, said she fell from
heaven and has the power to
stop the devil's reign.
It is gathered Tchranvoukinni's
church has since been expelled
from the Benin community of
churches because of their
charismatic theologies, clashes
with other religions and
scandals including the death of
five followers who suffocated to
death after they were asked to
lock themselves up inside a
sealed room with burning
incense while praying for
deliverance.
Tchranvoukinni who is said to
call herself 'Perfect' and 'God's
Holy Spirit', has also ordained
her partner, Pope Christopher
XVIII.
She claimed to have fallen from
the skies around Northern
Benin and was found by a
Fulani shepherd in the bush.
The Church's spokesman
Cardinal Cesaire Agossa who
has continued to defend
Tchranvoukinni, insists that she
is a divine messenger.
"People do not understand that
the Holy Spirit Creator of Heaven
and Earth uses the body of
Perfect as its temple.

Her mission is to end the reign
of Beelzebub, to succeed in
exterminating sorcery and all
evil spirits that prevent mankind
from developing.


Source:"http://pulse.ng/gist/25-yr-old-female-preacher-declares-herself-god-in-benin-id6307185.html?link_time=1488464761#utm_medium=Social&utm_campaign=Echobox&utm_source=Facebook&utm_term=Autofeed


C.c lalasticlala and Mynd44

PetrePan:
amiable my foot,not even close

PetrePan:
we're doing good without him,so why worry

fuckingAyaya:
yea no doubt but not as worst as this