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AutosRe: Neatly Used And Very Clean ML 430 For Quick Sale by TheClown(op): 10:20pm On Sep 06, 2014
below are the pictures.

AutosNeatly Used And Very Clean ML 430 For Quick Sale by TheClown(op): 10:02pm On Sep 06, 2014
Reg Clean and well maintained ML 430 2000 Model for sale in Abuja. Clean leather seats, Auto, Alloy, AC in a perfect working condition.
Price is 950,000 and its Negotiable.

For inquiry and inspection call 08053725884. You can ping me on my BB 3300DC94. I've been trying to attach pictures but it appears they are too heavy, will try reducing the size and try again.
RomanceRe: My Girl Wooed Me, Publicized The Affair & Labelled Me 'maga' Afterwards by TheClown: 10:18pm On Sep 05, 2014
Don't do anything, fools shouldn't do anything when foolery backfires. Imagine the age gap, a minor at that.
FamilyRe: My Friend Is Getting Married To A Cheat; How Do I Stop Her by TheClown: 9:31pm On Sep 05, 2014
the guy loves her? thank God. let them marry, alll men are cheats or potential or retired cheats. your husband might even be cheating on you. Let the marry, it is enough that the loves her. one day he wod realise how foolish he has and then he would repent. Most husbands are cheats let me tell you, that does not mean they dont love their wives. dont tell him, let them marry, he would realise his mistakes onedaym
Christianity EtcRe: Wow! Check This Amazing Calculation About Your Age And Surahs 114. by TheClown: 12:53am On Sep 05, 2014
Ok, my grandmum was Born iin 1893, that would be 114 - 93=21, wrong ! Keep deluding yourselves,keep looking for reasons to believe your quran is devine.
PoliticsRe: Super Civilian JTF Emerges In Borno by TheClown: 12:27am On Sep 05, 2014
eejo: wake up brothers in kogi when jihadist went on killing rampange the youth armed with ak 47 finished them in 30minutes of gun fight The army just ran from the forest when guns were singing also benue state so wake up don't wait for the army
How?, please explain.
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram, Davis, And Ihejirika: An Illogical Logic. by TheClown: 6:23pm On Sep 03, 2014
If you were a mujahidin, a holy fighter, a Godly warrior, striving to bring gods justice and rule to a land, and ofcourse you are being opposed by the forces of the devilish government of the day, rich, all powerful and ruthless, would you give up that man that is giving of his wealth and mentorship to make sure that the land is brought under godly rule? Does it make sense to give his name to the agent of the government you are fighting against? Why would you do that? Are you suddenly no more interested in carrying on the fight and have suddenly chosen to collaborate with the devilish government? You have repented and have suddenly realised that though the person sponsored you but the sponsorship was a wrong thing to do and thus he needs to be exposed?

Are black men really as incapable of critical thinking as some white supremacists said? Are as incurably selfish as described by some Britons that we can't see a monster with the potential to consume us in the long run that we throw our hands in the air and shout uhuru just because those fingered belong to a different camp from ours? Are we as stupid and gullible as percieved?

Nigeria can give someone high blood pressure.
IslamRe: Am Having Problem On Performing Solat by TheClown: 12:29am On Sep 03, 2014
seedorfg: Hello my muslim brothers and sister am here to share you this great and troubling issue that keep disturbing my heart and life, I came from a muslim family though not a dip one, my great grieviance is the fact that am 20years plus and am finding it difficult to go to mosque or anywhere for praying. Although i went to (ile kewu) arabic school for a year in 2004, i can jst read some sura but my main problem is how to perform solat with no obstacle or grieviance and moreso i seldom going to mosque . please i need your help !
All the devil does is to kill, to steal and to destroy. In the world of today, the above summarizes all that Islam does and wishes to do.

But christ Jesus has come that you might have life and have it in full.
PoliticsRe: These And Others Are The Names Of Boko Haram Sponsors - Sahara Reporters by TheClown: 6:54pm On Sep 02, 2014
The real sponsors of boko haram will be revealed. If they were gaining financial support from Buhari or ibb they would never mention their names, why? The sponsorship would cut automatically. They are not happy with the way ihejirika dealt with them decisively and thus, they call to tarnish his image and and in a way, deal with him. As for sheriff, they are not happy with him, pure and simple.

Use your head people, if ihejirika was boko haram sponsor, what would they gain by mentioning his?

Would they mention Buhari's name if he was actually their sponsor without some presure?

This is an issue of national security, not politics.
IslamRe: Islamophobia! They Are Here Again by TheClown: 6:49pm On Aug 25, 2014
sino: Islamophobia

This is a medical condition which is widely spread across different classification of human, but most prevalent in modern times, amongst a subset of non-Muslims who have isolated themselves from adequate knowledge, proper living and wellbeing.

History:
According to historical evidences available at the time of this publication, some scientist postulated that, the origin of this deadly disease can first be traced to the devil, for indeed, he happens to be the embodiment of all kind of ailments and evil diseases...It was recorded of his extreme pride and perpetual hate for mankind.

Others postulated that the origin was evidently amongst the polytheist, from time immemorial, especially during the time of Abraham the father of monotheism.

However, it should be noted that, from either angle you look at it, Islamophobia is not a new medical condition, but indeed has an ancient history.

Types of Islamophobia:
There are basically 3 different types of this disease, and with varying levels of complexity and severity

The types include;
1. Type 1 Islamophobia: this happens to be the mildest of the different types found in humans, ordinary informative therapy procedure (OIT) has been proven effective by scientist especially in the field of da’wah therapy. Patients have shown remarkable recovery as well as embracing the path to a successful and healthy living.

2. Acute Islamophobia (type 2): as the name implies, acute Islamophobia is a more severe medical condition. Ordinary informative therapy has been proven only 50% effective; it requires the expertise and strategically modification by the da’wah team to combat this disease.

3. Islamophobic cancer (type 3): this is as a result of untreated acute Islamophobia, it is a type of intracranial neoplasm and it is malignant, it majorly affects the limbic system which deals with emotion as well as the frontal lobe which deals with intellect.

This condition is rarely treated by OIT, there are reported cases were patients suffering from this condition attacking the da’wah team, both physically and otherwise. It has therefore been categorically stated in the ultimate da’wah manual (i.e. Qur'an) to avoid such patients except in cases of metastasis whereby they are restrained and treated by surgical operation.

Signs and Symptoms

Some of these symptoms can also be as a result of other medical conditions, but should be noted that having one of these symptoms is an indication of suffering from Islamophobia. These symptoms include:

1. Excessive convulsion when Islam or Muslims are mentioned

2. having unfounded hate for Islam and Muslims especially hating anything that is linked to Islam such as Islamic banking, Islamic morals, Islamic section of Nairaland, Islamic marriage, Islamic law etc.

3. Hating a Muslim woman for putting on the Hijab, a Muslim man wearing a beard

4. Hallucination, especially after being thoroughly analyzed and diagnosed of suffering from Islamophobia. It has been reported that this form of symptom, happens to be a kind of defense mechanism adopted by the patient.

5. The urge to always say or type bad things about Islam and Muslims on social media especially on Facebook and Nairaland

6. Compulsive abusive attitude towards God and His messenger (SAW)

7. Complete or partial Paralysis on seeing a Muslim achieving great success and making the world a better place

8. Impaired objective and logical analysis and reasoning once it has to do with Islam and Muslims

9. Compulsive pontification disorder (CPD). This happens majorly due to hallucination; patients tend to see themselves as authority on Islamic texts and principles

10. Hypertensive and nervous breakdown especially on meeting a knowledgeable Muslim

11. Acute Headache anytime and every time Islam is mentioned

12. Conjuring and spreading false information about Islam and Muslims at will (lying)

13. Loss of appetite, nausea and insomnia on learning about the growth of Islam and conversion rate all over the world

14. Dementia

15. Selective amnesia especially when confronted with facts and superior arguments

16. Hypocrisy and many more...


Causes and Risk factors:
There are numerous causes of this deadly disease, scientist worldwide in different da’wah research institute, are still at awe how such a condition which is not found in a person on a normal routine checkup, can easily manifest in that person within a twinkle of an eye...some of the causes include but not limited to

1. Poor metabolism of the truth i.e. hatred for the truth

2. Pride disease (PD)

3. Induced information misnomer (IIM)

4. Necrosis and unregulated apoptosis of the logical cells in the brain

5. Exposure to Islamophobic Mutagens such as anti-Islamic websites, books etc.

6. Over expression and up-regulation of hate binding protein (HBP) in the brain as a result of poor or bad inductive reasoning

7. The bandwagon syndrome

8. Indoctrination leading to encephalopathy

9. Psychological disorders

10. Victim of an extremist rage (it should be noted that this account for less than 2% of the risk factors).

Diagnosis
Majorly, diagnosis is done by observing and interrogating the patient to ascertain his current symptoms and level of complexity. Clinical and laboratory investigation are also carried out especially when it is feared that the patient might be suffering from acute Islamophobia or Islamophobic cancer so as to ascertain the degree of damage already done to the body.


Treatment
1. Ordinary informative therapy (OIT) which employs the gradual introduction of the cure (truth) in a dose dependent approach by certified da’wah physicians, eliminating the disease bit by bit until total eradication from the system.

2. Enhanced Ordinary informative therapy (EOIT), due to the severity of the type 2 and cancer type Islamophobia, researchers at the Center for Da’wah Research and Development (CDRD) developed a new procedure called EOIT. This approach employs targeting the root causes and risk factors, for example the attacking the sources of Islamophobic mutagens by creating enough anti mutagens and introducing it into the system i.e. Islamic websites, TV shows, books etc.

Although, this procedure is still not comprehensive enough, but recent studies have showed effective cure in the type 1, 50% in type 2 and less than 10% in the type 3 Islamophobia.

3. Also, Da’wah Scientists have not ruled out surgery pending the final outcome of ongoing stem cell research, especially for the type 3 if and when they start metastasis (spreading and causing evil in the land).

Prognosis
As already stated earlier, chances of recovery are high in type 1, while type 2 and the cancer type have proven difficult to treat.

It is well established that, the only source of recovery for these cases (type 2 and 3) is by miracle, and the self awareness and fight of the patient to sincerely seek a lasting cure.

It should be noted that, untreated Islamophobia leads to an excruciating death.
Op have you heard of christianophobia, hinduphobia or budhistophobia? It is that thing that causes fear that makes people fear. Isalm causes fear and that is why people fear it. And phobia relates to intanse fear. People have had phobia for Islam since time immemorial. You can change the trend or blame those who fear your kind for the fear you inspire in them, just make a change. Fear is only a reaction.
RomanceRe: Help Me On Sex And Premature Ejaculation, Its Making Me Sad by TheClown: 2:42pm On Aug 24, 2014
okparaugo: Fornication is a sin...
No, it is funny.
Christianity EtcRe: Catholic Priests That Changed The World by TheClown: 12:40pm On Aug 24, 2014
chinex276: My candid advice 2 all nairaland catholics: PLS STOP WORSHIPPING SISTER MARY, ABI NA ANTY MARY OR MOTHER MARY, PLS STOP WORSHIPPING HER, ONLY CHRIST SAVES, APART FRM HIM NO OTHER MEANS.
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I rest my kase
Thanks, please continue resting that your Kase and let those who know what they are doing do what they know.
Christianity EtcRe: Christians: Is Mary A Goddess? by TheClown: 3:18pm On Aug 18, 2014
yes
and ye are gods
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Police Force Is A Total Failure!!! by TheClown: 12:50am On Aug 18, 2014
The police is the reflection of our society
Christianity EtcRe: Ebola And Muslims by TheClown: 6:41pm On Aug 10, 2014
Pls take this vampire called Allah away from here, yu servant of the satan in the name of muslim. Islam has nothing good for mankind, not even you.
Phone/Internet MarketRe: Sony Xperia Z Ultra For Urgent Sale by TheClown: 6:40pm On Aug 08, 2014
40k ibeg you
Phone/Internet MarketRe: Giveaway Price Lgsu870 3d Cube @ 15k by TheClown: 6:30pm On Aug 08, 2014
Interested. Where are you?
PoliticsRe: Two Die As Military Officers Clash In Lagos by TheClown: 10:45pm On Aug 06, 2014
daviesmania: All this naval officers too the like put body for wetin no concern them seff.
And who told you it doesn't concern him?
PoliticsRe: Kwankwaso Dares GEJ:“Send Soldiers You Deploy For Elections To Sambisa Forest by TheClown: 12:13am On Aug 05, 2014
I used to love this man, he irritates me with unguarded utterances.

There is a full division of soldiers in maiduguri fighting against boko haram, are the soldiers in osun close to a battalion strength?

For a leader, I think he's too loquacious.
PoliticsRe: In The Event Of A Break War, How The Middle Belt Will Align/fare by TheClown: 9:46am On Aug 01, 2014
EasternLeopard: In the event of a disintegrated Nigeria

Arewas will tell all their brothers living in West North Central and East Africa to join them and steal your land.

This massive army supported by Islamic countries will invade the MB.

Sooner or later the MB will beg the Igbos and ND people to help them repel this massive army.

Igbos and the ND knowing that they are next on the agenda of this massive army will deploy all their military assets to keep the war as far North as possible.
The most sensible thing to do. However, it wod not come to that, we the middle belters would not allow it.
Phone/Internet MarketRe: Sony Xperia Z Ultra For Urgent Sale by TheClown: 10:24pm On Jul 29, 2014
40k
PoliticsRe: Why Cant Muslims Respect The Cultures Of Other People? Read This. by TheClown: 9:55pm On Jul 29, 2014
Islam is a curse, from all angles.
PoliticsRe: Kaduna Bombing: El-rufai Alleges Assassination Attempt On Buhari by TheClown: 1:48pm On Jul 24, 2014
wexyee: [color=#770077][/color] seriously we still have stupid thinkers in Nigeria..... those who tribalism and religious sentiment blocked thier eyes and way of reasoning... I gej is the chief commander of Boko Haram.. this is a war created by him and his associates in other to achieve a specific goal.... TO DISMANTLE AREWA.. but his days are numbered
You are the stupid thinker, yu are the deluded one, you are the bigot.yur post is the evidence.
PoliticsRe: 2015: Northern Youths Call For Dissolution Of Nigeria by TheClown: 9:57am On Jul 18, 2014
That bastard Solomon in that article does not represent northern Christians, he is a stupid idiot, slave. This country cannot break, we will not allow it, you know why? The moment you southerners leave, we the middlebelters would become the southerners of the murderous north and you know what that mean. The only way this country can break peacefully is if you southerners take us with you because the north would not allow us to be on our own.
IslamRe: Symbolism Of The "Black Stone" - Polytheism Or Monotheism? by TheClown: 3:42pm On Jul 16, 2014
cloudstar: AlBaqir
PLEASE TELL US IF ALLAH INSTRUCTED MUSLIMS TO CIRCLE THE KABBAH 7 TIMES AND KISS IT
That is, the first three circumbulation running and the last four walking, all that for God? Monotheism indeed.
PoliticsRe: Questions About The North? Will Help Clear Some Misconceptions by TheClown: 10:07pm On Jul 15, 2014
Arewaqueen, I have alot of questions but I don't think you are the right person to answer them, yu don't have the answers. I want to tell yu this that we, the minority tribes, the Christians and the middle belters will forever hold you and your kind with distrust, awe and deep seated grudges. Our children will ask your children questions they cannot answer and we know that sorrow may last for the night but joy cometh in the morning. You and yur kind have made being northerners an endurance for us. Keep giving polished answers but don't be decieved.
PoliticsRe: MUSLIMS Are TERRORIST ? by TheClown: 9:36pm On Jul 15, 2014
dridowu: You are entitled to your opinion but the truth remain.
I was born in Islam, which makes me a Muslim.
I believe in Islam, which makes me a Muslim.
Part of the deen in Islam is to believe in Prophet Mohammed (PBUH) teaching, which i do, and that makes me a Muslim.
The Islam i grew up to know ,that i still know DOES NOT AND WILL NOT SUPPORT ANY FORM OF EVIL.
I don't support evil and i will never support evil.
May Allah forgive the speaker and the hearer.
Just listen to yourself, are you even a Muslim? I make bold to tell you that Muhammad was himself a terrorist, killing Jews and pegans in the most cruel manner imaginable and doing some unthinkable things and if in this age and time you still hold him as the best of examples then you are a potential terrorist, you are just not radicalised yet.
PoliticsRe: Search For Bombs: Soldiers arrest 2 Imams, 5 Others In aba by TheClown: 10:22am On Jul 08, 2014
Chemicals in the mosque abi? Ok
CrimeRe: Shocking Video; Police Assaults And Stripped A Pregnant Muslim Woman In Public by TheClown: 5:01pm On Jul 06, 2014
yu bunch of fools should explain how the police man assaulted the woman, by saying come down and nothing more? And op, what makes you think the woman is a muslim? Because she wore a scarf(not hijab or nikab)? And what if the woman is pregnant, a pregnant woman cannot be told to come down form a bus?

What I see here is a bunch of perverts heavy with sentiments belching their stupidity. Nigeria, we have along way to go.
PoliticsRe: Rome Will Be Conquered Next, Says Leader Of Islamic State by TheClown: 9:56am On Jul 05, 2014
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Don't be decieved and brainwashed by the media frenzy, you still have your whole life ahead of you to conduct independent research on Islam before you regret in the hereafter."

you should also conduct independent research on Islam. Because I did and I saw a prophet and God intereted in assasinating poets, including an old man, waging war and asking for 20% of spoils, marrying a 6yrs old Girl and sleeping with her at nine, torturing a husband to death just to find out where the wealth of his tribe is hidden and then marrying the wife on the same day, marring his adopted son's wife and therafter abolishing adoption, sleeping with his wife's slave girl on. The day he was supposed to sleep with his wife and then them divorce to keep them quiet, making an old wife give up his days to the child bride just to aviod divorce, and so on and so forth.

Pleae take a corsery look at your religion. Your prophet is worse than an ordinary person, how can he be a prophet if not that of the devil?[/quote]
Foreign AffairsRe: Iranian Child Bride Facing Execution For Killing Abusive Husband by TheClown: 11:11am On Jul 02, 2014
And again, no book would be mine if I dong accept it as mine, holy or unholy, I have that right and you have it too. You the only who free yourself.

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