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Christianity EtcRe: The Christian Chatbox ( sticky) by TheClown: 3:40pm On Aug 13, 2013
Pls visit http://www.isaalmasih.net/index.html and learn of people's wonderful experiences.
Technology MarketRe: New external Harddrive Crash 1 Terabyes 13,000 & 500gb 10,500 with 3.0 usb by TheClown: 10:47am On Aug 02, 2013
can i get a 500gb external hard disk in Abuja? fairly used.
Technology MarketUsed External Hard Disk Needed In Abuja. by TheClown(op): 1:34pm On Aug 01, 2013
I need a used External Hard Disk in Abuja, but if you are interested, you can notify me here for immediate pickup.
PoliticsRe: The Criminality Of Kogi State Government by TheClown: 11:25pm On Jul 26, 2013
A very interesting topic we have here, yet some people must derail it with their comments. Was the laptop sold to igbiras and okuns alone? Are igala teachers suffering it also? The governor is igala, yes, but is the government made up of only igalas?

When a problem touches a broad number of people, bringing in a division would definitely make some people who would have been interested lose interest.

Kogi state is in the hands of illitrates, serious, chronic ones who are very narrow minded and feel that there's no world beyond kogi state, and if you think I'm exagerating , then please work on your imagination. If you think the igalas are ruling kogi state then you are mistaken. It is an association of bush men and garage brought ups with sergent marks that rule kogi state. Medicine men. We igalas are helpless too.
PoliticsRe: The “north”, Deceit And Illusions Of 2015 – By Middle Belt Dialogue by TheClown: 10:57pm On Jul 26, 2013
If the Hausa fulanis think we from the middle belt are as foolish as our grand fathers, then they are in for a shock. If they said a norther must become the president, then let that northerner be a middle belter to prove that we are part of their north. You can't fool all the people all the time.
Christianity EtcRe: Myths And Truths Of Islam[An Exposé] by TheClown: 7:45am On Jul 26, 2013
All the op has posted is nothing but the truth and anyone that defends Islam defends evil, be you a Christian or Muslim. All you need to do a take a critical at Islam. @strictly me, you cannot be xtian and reason like a Muslim, ignoring obvious truths in the spirit of taqiya.
Christianity EtcRe: In Jesus Name, All Knees Bow; In Mary's Name, What Happens? by TheClown: 1:26pm On Jul 14, 2013
Sometimes when I take a close look at the Penticostal churches I wonder. Almost everything about them contravene the new testament that they cling to so much! They have very little regard for the old testament but would not hesitate to quote from it when it supports their selfish arguments, like when it supports tithing. Their pastors take huge millions in the form of tithe like the Livitical priests, even when it was written no where in the new testament where Christ or his apostles received tithes, and even paul made it clear that he requires no body's money as the works of his hands can provide for him. When Christ was sending his disciples out on evangelism, the order he gave to them was 'eat whatever is set before you.' and not demand one tenth of your converts' incomes.
Again, the main massage Pentecostalism tend to carry or atleast flaunts is prosperity. It was clear in the Bible that Jesus never said a Christian life must be that of affluence. Himself and the apostles made it clear that a Christian is not of this world, and that life on earth would be filled with tribulations and that they should be endured for our rewards are great in heaven. He however did not rule out wages by hard work. Alot of pastor even go up to the point of defrauding people so as to live an outward life of their perceived Christianity.     
Again, they don't believe in doing good works, or, they don't see it as an essential part of our heavenly race they stick to Saint Paul's philosophy of justification by faith alone and even criticise those that labour in this direction. They over Christ analogy in the Gospel when he said that on the last day, the whole humanity would be divided into two groups, and to one he would say; When I was hungry you gave me to eat, when I was thirsty you gave me to drink, when I was unclothed you clothed me etc, now enter into the kingdom of my father and then the other half who never did anything like, he turned away, making it clear that good works is highly essential to get a man into heaven. Also, they ignore saint James epistle where he said faith without work is dead and clung to the one they saw easier.
Again, when they pray, they pray like the Pharisees, shouting out loud above their voices and very verbose, repeating the same phrases over and over again, ignoring the Biblical directive that Christians should keep their prayers simple and without vain repetitions and raising of voices but quietly, so that the Father who everything in secret would give his reward in secret.
It was at the advent of penticostalism that things like harlot-like dressing to Church, covering of hair, Voodoo in the Church for the sake of miracles, Pastors frying their hairs becoming a sign of reverence and alot of things that were not hitherto associated with the Church atleast became the order of the day.
There are a lot of things I observed I began to wander if they are actually Christians or a bunch if money making, public show, easy speaking, social organizations! Because based on the teachings of the new testament which they claim to uphold so much, they are not Christian! Based on the old testament which they denounce but embrace when it buttresses their arguments, they are not Christians! And based on the doctrines of the Apostles passed down, they are far from Christians! What are Pentecostals actually? I feel they are part of the devil's end time agenda, aimed at corrupting the very foundation of the Christian faith and her doctrines so that at the end, Christian would not even know what the standard is or supposed to be anymore. For example, most of them claim to have no teachings at all, calling it doctrines and making the word itself sound abhorrent. That is to say, no standard anymore, anything goes!
EducationRe: The Harm Nigeria Does To The North by TheClown: 2:16pm On Jul 09, 2013
When you say the north is backward in education just bear in mind that the middle belt is out of it. I hear you mention tuface dibia, he's from Benue state and it would be unfair to call benue north. Call for interview and the highest number of applicants are people from benue, kogi, and plateau. Donnt group the mb with the core North in matters relating to education. We are too different.
PoliticsRe: The Worst State Capital You Have Visited by TheClown: 10:49am On Jun 25, 2013
I'm a Kogite and this is a true confession. My profession makes me travel a lot and each time I'm returning back home to kogi state I feel terrible.Lokoja has no descriprtion of a state capital. This because we are ruled by utter illitrates! And this is no joke.

A good example of the blind leading people with good sights.
Christianity EtcA Touching Testimony, Please Read by TheClown(op): 4:55pm On Jun 24, 2013
I came across this touching and compelling testimony of an Indonesian Ex-Muslim and I felt I should share it with you all, it might be long but its would be worth it.

Hamzah's Testimony

Webmaster's comment: Consistently, all of our Indonesian, Malaysian and Singaporean, etc. brothers and sisters continue to give their testimonies voluntarily and without any inducements whatsoever. This testimony of Hamzah is very special. He was a learned Muslim scholar. He was educated and shaped under Islamic and Quranic teachings since his childhood. After getting his Islamic education for more than 16 years he successfully obtained his Islamic School Certification. It is clearly evident that his knowledge of the Quran and Islam has already been sufficiently deep and well developed. Nevertheless after three years of struggling with his theological and spiritual questions - searching honestly within both Islam and Christianity, Hamzah finally surrendered his life into the gracious hands of Isa Al-Masih (Jesus Christ) - his most loving and compassionate Saviour!

He begins his testimony as follows:

My friends, let us contemplate the truth of God's word as found in 1 Peter 3:15-16:

"But in your hearts set apart Christ as Lord. Always be prepared to give an answer to everyone who asks you to give the reason for the hope that you have. But do this with gentleness and respect, keeping a clear conscience, so that those who speak maliciously against your good behaviour in Christ may be ashamed of their slander"

Brothers and sisters, I would like to present my testimony how God rescued and called me in a special way and chose me with His power as His child and also as His servant afterwards with His blessing through Jesus Christ who was already sacrificed, not only for me but actually also for the whole world!

Brothers and sisters, one of the songs that I arranged explains that in this world there are many people who are still searching for salvation and prosperity in this world and in the hereafter. But the Bible also declares unequivocally that only in Jesus Christ is there salvation for every soul in this world! And through Jesus only have I received God's mercy and blessing together with the assurance of well-being in this world and in the hereafter. God's word, that is the Bible, has spoken:

Blessed are those who have not seen Me (Jesus Christ) and yet have believed in Me. (John 20:29)

God called and saved me, neither through events of extraordinary signs and wonders nor any amazing remarkable experience! From just the sheer human perspective, it was impossible for me to accept Jesus Christ - Isa Al-Masih, and I would never have become a follower of the Messiah. For since my pre-school days I was already enrolled into a pesantren (a village that comes equipped with Islamic religious schools). I was trained and formed for six years in that pesantren background and carried out my Islamic religious education successfully. After that my family moved, and I furthered my education in another pesantren for another three years.

As an example of my achievement at the centre of Islamic learning in this pesantren, in 1987, I was selected to represent my city for the Al-Quran recitation competition. And I became the champion of that competition! And in 1988, I also won the competition of Islamic calligraphy, i.e., the art of Arabic delicate handwriting (khat). At that same time, we (our Team) also accomplished the title as the champion of oratory competition and how to preach impressively about Islam, that is how to attempt to seek, to preach in a proper Islamic manner and to preach the teaching of Islam to non-Muslims.

Then I furthered my study once again at an Advanced Islamic Learning Institute which prepares the teachers of Islam religion in our city. Here, we as Moslem students are so sure and really believe that Islam is the most rightful, because it is written in Al-Quran: 'Innadinna indallah-hiislam' - ‘truly the true religion according to Allah is Islam’. And one big mission for us is to try to seek out those who still have not yet embraced Islam.

It is our responsibility according to that advanced school to give convincing explanations about Islam to the non-Muslims. While at this Islamic Institute, I learnt that, long ago, there were Crusades, wars between Muslims and Christians, and in that Crusade Islam won. For me, this was a sign that Islam was the true religion. Because according to Muslim clerics and Islamic teachers, God was on Islam's side, thus it is right to have Islam win in this war!

I became further convinced through the following Quran verse: "truly the right religion on God's side is Islam" and I was urged on to pursue those who still do not know Islam yet. In my city, the largest group that had still not accepted Islam were the Chinese (Tionghoa) descendants. Therefore, I really longed to preach to them. In my opinion, the religion of the Chinese people was wrong and misled, thus they needed to listen to a messenger of Islam.

Nevertheless, I was very careful when approaching Chinese people for I knew that they enjoyed to eat pork. According to the teaching of Islam, that meat is deemed or considered najis mugholadhl'oh - i.e. the worst category of najis (filth). If one touches it, then to clean from this filth, one must cleanse himself or herself seven times with mud or red earth first, before using clean water to rinse with seven times - then after that ONLY he or she may be considered ‘purified’. Thus, as a Muslim I was very careful to not physically touch Chinese people.

However, I felt the urge to preach to the Chinese. My conversation with them usually was interjected by the following words:

"My Friend, would you like to hear my story? I would like to ask you - What is your religion?"

One day I asked my Chinese friend that question and that friend replied:

"My religion is Christianity"

Then I continued: "My friend, do you know that the Christian message was only valid two thousand years ago? At that time when Jesus was still alive, but now His religion has been replaced by a new religion and a new prophet! i.e. Islam and its prophet ‘Muhammad’."

But he said very coolly: "Oh for me that is not a problem, whether there is a new religion or not ... because for me, by FAITH I will surely enter heaven!"

Hearing this, I was very shocked ...! Because in my 10-plus years of study at the Islamic pesantren centres and four years study at the advanced Islamic Institute, never had I heard that entering heaven is something sure or definite for normal Moslems! The only expression is ‘Insyaallah ...’ or God willing. That is "ad-dunia mazsira-tul akhirah" - i.e. the world is like a race-track heading towards the Hereafter, and to enter it also depends on "Insyaallah" or God's will! How could this Christian brother say that entering heaven is already assured for him? So I reprimanded him with this query:

‘Hey brother, do you mean to say Heaven is owned by your Father?’

Then he answered: "Yes. Indeed! My Father is the Owner of heaven."

I was very shocked with his answer and all of sudden Surah al-Ikhlas 3 from the Quran came to my mind: "Lam yalid wa lam yulad" i.e. "He begets not, nor is He begotten; " and in the Surah al-Jinn 3: "And Exalted is the Majesty of our Lord: He has taken neither a wife nor a son?" So how can this Christian friend dare declare that God is his Father? I asked him again: "Who is your God? And what is His name?" Calmly he replied: My Lord is Jesus (Isa) - right when I heard him saying that, I got very irritated and really mad with him. Because based on my opinion he had associated Allah with someone else.

The doctrines that I had learnt at that time taught that: "La-illah ha-ilallah" i.e. "There is no God other than Allah." So how could this Christian brother say that Jesus is his God! So I told him: "Lakum di-nukum al ya-din" - "To you be your religion, and to me my religion." (Sura al-Kafirun 6).

I then considered the discussion over, finished. I returned to my village and to my normal way of life. I continued reciting the Quran and searched for the truth either in my Islamic institution or privately. When I did my Quran recitation, that passing dialog with my Chinese friend still stayed in my mind for a long time.

That dialog inspired me to search more of the truth about Isa al-Masih and who he really is. Why can Christians confidently say that ‘by faith one may enter Heaven’. I searched for any books about Jesus (Isa). I discovered a book written by Kiyai Mundhir Dhan Nadzir with the title Fa'firu Il'lallah (The Road Towards Allah).

This book explains about situation at the end of the world. That there will be wars, starvation, earthquakes, and chaos everywhere and that many people will feel anxiously worried and anguished. In the situation like this, one very powerful force called ‘Dajjal’ will come forward. This Dajjal or Anti-Christ is very horrifying. He is apparently one-eyed, and is very tall and big that an ocean is only his one-step length. He brings Heaven on his right hand and Hell on his left hand. Dajjal will go everywhere to search for people to fill his Heaven and Hell. In fact his Heaven is a Hell where its inhabitants will be torturing forever and ever! He will go everywhere to find souls to fill up his Heaven. But, in the end comes the Saviour Jesus who will fight that vicious Dajjal. I was surprised to learn who shall come to release the World from the evil Dajjal's hand - he is no other than ISA Al-Masih (Jesus Christ) as the Imam Mahdi himself!

Isa al-Masih (Jesus Christ) as the Imam Mahdi will come, deliver and save the World from the wickedness of the Dajjal! These two powers shall confront each other in one great Battle between Jesus and the Dajjal! I was amazed and surprised with what happen next. During his encountering with the Dajjal, Jesus will speak to the Earth "O Earth! Open up." . Then immediately the Earth will open and the Dajjal shall fall into it and be swallowed up there forever until he dies. This led me to the question again: "Why is it Isa Al-Masih - Jesus - who finally defeats Dajjal?" Because the footnote of this book mentions that Dajjal is the unification of all demonic powers into one. This Dajjal will mislead many people into hell with his power and influence.

The question that kept emerging in my mind was: Why is it still Isa Al-Masih who defeats these demonic forces? Why not prophet Adam who had encountered the devil in person? Why not prophet Noah, prophet Enoch, Hud, Salih and the other prophets, and why not prophet Muhammad whom I used to praise, honour and idolise. Why is it still Jesus? Still in that same book, there is a story that answered the crucial quest of my soul. After the Dajjal is defeated and Hazrat Isa prevails, then Judgement Day happens.

On Judgement Day, all the souls of the dead will be gathered in one place called ‘Ara Mahsyar’ or Mahsyar Field. They will be gathered on the Mahsyar Field to await for their turn, where one by one they all shall appear before the Righteous Judge who will judge each of them. They will also be putrifying at this time because of the extreme blistering heat. According to that Muslim ulamah, the floor of the Mahsyar Field is made of silver and above it is the Sun that is only a hand's breadth away! So the heat is extremely hot and scorching and that causes each person's soul to melt like liquid water and then to revert back to its usual form again; thus these poor souls flock to seek their defenders and protectors, so that their cases can be judged as soon as possible, and they be put out of their misery.

They meet with prophet Adam, then shout at him: "O Prophet Adam, the prophet of God - please come quickly to defend our cases!" But the prophet responds: "O my people, I cannot defend your cases, for I also feel ashamed, I too can only take responsibility for my own case to that Judge."

They then appeal to the prophets Noah, Enoch, Hud, Salih and the other prophets to seek help to defend their problems before the Judge. But all of them cannot help those people either! Then they go to find the last prophet, Muhammad. They shout: "O Rasullullah, please hurry to defend our cases." Then Muhammad answers them: "O my people, I am not allowed to defend your case but I can only perform intercession for you ...". But Muhammad could not assure which one of his followers will enter Heaven or Hell. The final and last decision is only in the hands of the Judge who will justly judge the souls of all peoples!

I was so surprised to find out who actually was the Judge, brothers and sisters, the Judge is actually no one else but Jesus. This question kept coming back to my mind: Why is it Jesus who appears again as the Judge? He is the one who will decide those who shall enter heaven and those who shall be in hell. I kept asking myself and was so intrigued to find out the answer. I then started to perform tahajud (Late Night Prayer), and I sought guidance from Allah in my affairs (istikhara) and I did sholat (Islamic 5 times prayers) and I prayed all the time. I did not want to be in the situation where my sin and my good deeds will carry equal weight. Because I knew that we only live in this world for a limited time only, after that comes eternity in the hereafter - either in heaven or in hell. The way we live today determines whether we shall enter heaven or hell.

So I kept praying and doing sholat while searching for the answers and solution to my question. I cried. My heart kept seeking for the essential truth about the major role that is played by Isa who also is called Al-Masih, in determining the Heaven and Hell matter. For three years I struggled with this crucial question, three years I was seeking the truth about this Isa Al-Masih. Why are the Christian still so confident that by FAITH they shall definitely enter Heaven? Why do the Christians so confidently affirm that God is in Jesus Christ!

Not long after that, I was given the answer. God has opened my eyes and heart to the truth - about Isa Al-Masih. The answer came from al-Quran:

"Behold! the angels said: "O Mary! Allah giveth thee glad tidings of a Word from Him: his name will be Christ Jesus, the son of Mary, held in honour in this world and the Hereafter and of (the company of) those nearest to Allah ..." (Surah Al Imran 3:45)

How beautiful is this essential truth. The Word of God is Jesus the son of Mary who has the authority in this world and also in the Hereafter. God be praised! I arrived at the conclusion: He comes for the second time, He can beat Dajjal, He will judge the souls of people and will decide who enters Heaven or Hell - it is indeed all in His AUTHORITY, for Jesus the son of Mary is in charge here in this World on Earth and ALSO in the Hereafter!

I then went back to look for my Chinese friend and through him I got a Bible. I tried to read this Bible but at the beginning I felt afraid, so I tried reciting "ta'awuz" (nauzbillah...) before I read it! But as soon as I opened it I felt very comfortable and at peace, so I started reading from the book of Genesis.

It was actually great and very enjoyable reading! The plot is very clear, and has perfect inter-relationships. The chronology is very complete and in sequence! Actually, the Quran is not as complete as the Bible. In the Quran the story of prophet Adam is found dispersed all over the place in bits and pieces e.g. Surah Ant (An Naml), Cow (Al Baqarah), Surah Spider (Al 'Ankabuut) and in Surah Thunder (Ar Ra'd) etc., but in pieces only. Even in its entirety, Adam's story in the Quran is still not as complete as the book of Genesis in Bible!

I continued to read the rest of the Bible. The entire story inside is really similar to the teachings of Islamic scholars and the other prominent figures of Islam who had been my teachers. I tried to read and to understand everything contained in it with a very open heart and mind, and finally, God blessed my quest.


Finally, in July 1991, after struggling for three years with my questions, after having the Bible and reading it for myself, God bestowed upon me His Peace and His Salvation. At the same time I had been interested in a spiritual song which reminded me of my early quest. Its lyrics are as follows:

Have you prepared yourself ?
To welcome Jesus who will come back again!
To come and take all of us,
Who truly await for Him.

The lyrics tell us that we need to be prepared for Jesus' return to this world. This is also essentially taught in Islam and the advice about being prepared for the King's second arrival is also similar. While thinking about my own preparation, I had a vision of my tremendous, unforgivable sins. God had shown me all my sinful mistakes and that it would be impossible for me to enter heaven. At that time I started to cry over everything that I had contemplated. But at the same time God showed me how Jesus has become my Atonement (kiffara) and how He has taken the punishment for my sins - and also for all people in this world - so that we can have eternal life! Just as the son of prophet Abraham that had been rescued from becoming a slaughtered sacrifice, by substituting him with a lamb that had been prepared by God his great redeemer (fi'dia).

Truly this event is a clear demonstration of God's prophecy for His people concerning the soon return of Jesus Christ who will come as man's Eternal Saviour as well as the Righteous Judge!

After I believed that the punishment for my sins has been paid by God Himself - with the perfect life of Jesus Christ, I now have the faith that the King will come back to reclaim this world. Because now the King is not only the impartial Judge, but also my Redeemer and Saviour forever! Halleluyah! Alhamdullilah!

I would like to advise ALL my beloved friends and Muslim brethren, please examine all your insubstantial biases against the Bible. Read this Bible with an open mind, free from typical, unfounded Muslim prejudices against the Gospel. Then God shall bless you with His most beautiful and holy gift! I would like to end my testimony with one very beautiful and meaningful verse from the Bible:

"For it is by grace you have been saved, through faith - and this not from yourselves, it is the gift of God - not by works, so that no one can boast." (Ephesians 2 : 8-9 (NIV)

May God bless and honour your noble quest! Amin
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Vs Islam by TheClown: 9:01am On Jun 04, 2013
well, op very good topic, but how i wish every Muslim sincerely reasons like you, sincerely.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Has Nt Been Noble In The Fight Against Terrorism by TheClown: 6:37pm On Jun 03, 2013
buhari is too far to the left to see the right! When he say he would do the right thing, he means it, when he says he would be righteous, he is serious, but the problems come in the mode of execution. He is too tilted to act or speak based on a level plane view. If elected, his reign might be the worst ever experienced in Nigeria.
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Attacks Army Base, Police Station In Gashua, Yobe by TheClown: 5:25pm On Apr 25, 2013
The problem is that you wouldn't hear the same amount of criticism you hear when the security personnel react to all these bullshit. This country, there is a very big problem.
PoliticsRe: The True Story Of Outrage Over Baga, Borno State Massacre by TheClown: 11:28am On Apr 25, 2013
saintneo: Where is Benjamin Adekunle? Where is Murtala Mohammed? Where are the destroyers of anything Igbo during the civil war? Where are the jingle creators of Federal Radio singing about the destruction of Igbos?

They should come and defend the actions of these soldiers.
Fools like you would always remain in the past.
PoliticsRe: Bomb Explosion Behind Emir Of Kano’s Palace by TheClown: 9:55pm On Apr 23, 2013
And you are so blind you've refused to see anything at all. You are a fantasist and I refuse to join issues with you.
PoliticsRe: What Is The Problem Of The Northerners? by TheClown: 4:38pm On Apr 23, 2013
embarassedAnd tomorrow Northerners would be complaining bitterly about how backward we are in relation to other region.
Foreign AffairsRe: Canada Foils 'major Terrorist Attack' by TheClown: 3:38pm On Apr 23, 2013
alexis: Did I claim anyone told me or did I tell you that it is recorded in your Quran and Hadith? Please, don't mis-quote me. Read my posts again.

What was Aisha condition when the prophet married her? Please tell me, I am interested in learning.

I don't ask anyone to teach me about prophet Muhammed, my source is the QURAN & HADITH. God has given me the ability to read, research and make up my mind. I don't need an Islamic scholar or a pastor to tell me about the life of prophet Mohammed.

Here is my proof from the Hadith Sahih Bukhari 2:14:68 - THIS IS A HADITH, I DIDN'T MAKE IT UP.

Narrated Anas bin Malik:

Allah's Apostle (p.b.u.h) offered the Fajr prayer when it was still dark, then he rode and said, 'Allah Akbar! Khaibar is ruined. When we approach near to a nation, the most unfortunate is the morning of those who have been warned." The people came out into the streets saying, "Muhammad and his army." Allah's Apostle vanquished them by force and their warriors were killed; the children and women were taken as captives. Safiya was taken by Dihya Al-Kalbi and later she belonged to Allah's Apostle who married her and her Mahr was her manumission.
Again, whatever I quoted came from your Hadith and I didn't make it up. If I am lying, go and check the Hadith and confirm.

Don't go all over the place. Tell me if my claim is not in your Hadith.
And remember that Safiya's dad was also killed by Mohammed in Yathrib and his property and those of tribe confiscated. And Kinana, Aisha's original husband died in the most miserable manner imaginable. He was the keeper of his tribe's treasure. Muhammed ordered him to be tortured so that he can reveal the location of the treasure. Fire was made on hiS chest, it kept burning until he was about to die, then he was beheaded.
If you think this is a lie, indicate interest and I would send you Bukhari and Muslim's collection of Hadiths where the is story is graphically relayed.
FamilyRe: Boston Marathon Bomber Manhunt: One Suspect Dead, Second On The Run by TheClown: 7:39pm On Apr 19, 2013
Tell me, what inspired these brothers, white, not Arabians, not housas, not kanuris, not igbiras or Pakistanis, but white Chechnians. What inspired them to blow up and kill innocent people? We all have to examine what we hold as believes.
PoliticsRe: Bomb Explosion Behind Emir Of Kano’s Palace by TheClown: 3:15pm On Apr 18, 2013
zeera2: the only one living in darkness and lack of understanding is u,I have d english version of d quaran and I am a Christian,I don't believe in blasphemy,stop lying about d quaran and d prophet,believe in ur religion nd let d muslims believe in theirs,don't come out here to showcase ur lack of understanding by insulting d religion islam n der prophet,u can neva hear a muslim insult jesus,cos dey respect him more dan d Christians do.if u have no surah to bck ur height of stupidity
,Shut up ok.even in d bible was it not written dat ppl wil do evil n claim dey r doing it in d name of God,even fake prophets?so if boko is killing in d name of God does dat mean dey r truly doing wat God said?leave islam alone,if u r so angry go to d north n face boko.
Shutup you hipocrite. Did you not see the Bible verses posted above attributed to the violence of the Xtain God? Why did you not defend it being a Christian? And here you are, defending allah and his prophet and claiming to be a Christian! So if my attack on Islam is bad is it the attack on Xtianity that is not bad?
And if if you have an English Quran, and you speak like this about it then its either you don't read it or you don't understand it. In any case, try the Hadiths. Just wake up to reality.
PoliticsRe: Bomb Explosion Behind Emir Of Kano’s Palace by TheClown: 9:46am On Apr 18, 2013
Islam is a caustic blend of regurgitated paganism and twisted Bible stories.
Muhammad, its lone prophet, conceived his religion solely to satiate his lust for power, sex, and money. He was a terrorist. If you think these conclusions
are shocking, read for yourself the various Hadiths, Sirat rasul Allah and the take a look at the Quran, do all these with a clear and neutral mind. Why muslims are still adhering to that religion is because they are incapable of being sincere to themselves when it has to do with islam. If you need books to educate you more about islam just indicate interest here and I would post them for you to download, including Hadiths, Tasfir, the whole english translation of the Quran. We are in an information age, its pathetic that some are still in darkness.
Christianity EtcRe: Tribute To The Slain Christians In Northern Nigeria - Radical Islam Will Fall by TheClown: 10:08pm On Mar 25, 2013
Islam is violence, hatered of non muslims and disregard for their lives, that is Islam.

Go ahead, desperately point at incidences of over 300years old and then justify your ever blood sucking religion, a religion that has never stopped sucking blood right from the time of Mr Mahound, that man you called a prophet who is worse than and murderer and a theif, to the present day, even today.

Anyway, are you not muslim?
PoliticsRe: Rants Of Antelope (Igala) From Igala Kingdom By Bayo Oluwasanmi by TheClown: 10:26pm On Mar 20, 2013
You must be in one yourself, my brother from the tribe of cowards.
PoliticsRe: Rants Of Antelope (Igala) From Igala Kingdom By Bayo Oluwasanmi by TheClown: 10:16pm On Mar 20, 2013
I can see this one is not so civilised. He can't even differentiate American written English from Queen's written English. Though very critical of mistakes I must concede, he can't even overlook an obvious typographical error. And why is he talking about betting? I can see the structure of his written English has a lot of room for improvement.

But then again, he is from a civilised tribe, the great coward tribe, and I, a brute.
PoliticsRe: Rants Of Antelope (Igala) From Igala Kingdom By Bayo Oluwasanmi by TheClown: 10:02pm On Mar 20, 2013
These civilised people, always willing to teach brutes proper english even to WAEC level.

Eko Ile, please don't leave a brute in the dark, tell me please, what is it exactly you found wrong with those words you highlighted? Please help, civilised friend, a humble brute, by writing each of the words and providing their correct forms, thanks in anticipation of your help.

Kai, Coward tribesmen, always willing to teach civilised ways.
PoliticsRe: Rants Of Antelope (Igala) From Igala Kingdom By Bayo Oluwasanmi by TheClown: 9:31pm On Mar 20, 2013
There's no need for all these argument, the civilised guy called Igalas Antelope because in his civilised language, there is a word with the same spelling refering to antelope. You can see his fellow civilised tribesmen defending him with all their articulacy against brutes. To be fair, a word should be called what it is except that a highly civilised man might show some care not to hurt a large number of people just to get at a single brute among them, but then again, the writer and his defenders are highly civilised so that must the way of the civilised.

But you see, going by the writer's generalisation, I'm not as civilised as he is, infact I'm a brute, so I must be allowed some leaverage here. In my own tribe, the civilised tribe known as Yoruba today is called Iyaji, yea, that's the name we brutes call them, ask any brute close to you. And we brute call people by their behavior. So, going by their behavior, we call them Iyaji, meaning, "those who betray for fear." Or "cowards" for short.

So, since my own word for Yoruba translates to coward in english, I should rightly say "Please don't mind the writer from the tribe of cowards, neither argue with his defenders, because a coward must always use his mouth.
PoliticsRe: Rants Of Antelope (Igala) From Igala Kingdom By Bayo Oluwasanmi by TheClown: 9:27pm On Mar 20, 2013
There's no need for all these argument, the civilised guy called Igalas Antelope because in his civilised language, there is a word with the same spelling refering to antelope. You can see his fellow civilised tribesmen defending him with all their articulacy against brutes. To be fair, a word should be called what is except that a highly civilised man might show some care not to hurt a large number of people just to get at a single brute among them, but then again, the writer and his defenders are highly civilised so that must the way of the civilised.

But you see, going by the writer's generalisation, I'm not as civilised as he is, infact I'm a brute, so I must be allowed some leaverage here. In my own tribe, the civilised tribe known as Yoruba today is called Iyaji, yea, that's the name we brutes call them, ask any brute close to you. And we brute call people by their behavior. So, going by their behavior, we call them Iyaji, meaning, "those who betray for fear." Or "cowards" for short.

So, since my own word for Yoruba translate to coward in english, I should rightly say "Please don't mind the writer from the tribe of cowards, neither argue with his defenders, because a coward must always use his mouth.
PoliticsRe: Serial Killings By Jambs In The Name Of Allah, Is It Pro Or Anti Islam? by TheClown: 4:48pm On Mar 12, 2013
Itohen: This is totally anti-islam, Islam is a religion of peace and does not encourage violence, anybody that is hiding under the guise of fighting for Allah to perpetrate evil is cursed and cannot enter al-jannah.
KAI! Please don't tell me Islam is a religion of peace and does not encourage violence unless again you are ready to admit that what you are saying is taquiya! Islam means peace to muslims and HARD LIFE, TERRORISM AND DEATH TO (SO-CALLED) UNBELIEVERS. Islam means well for no one. I will not say more.
IslamRe: Hijab Dispute: COHI Warns LASG by TheClown: 11:38pm On Mar 06, 2013
You can argue with muslims from now till tomorrow, their reasoning have been made smart.

This is just the tip of the iceberg, after protesting for school girls to wear hijab on their school uniforms and its granted, next would be muslim police women to wear hijab on their uniforms, next, Army muslim women personnel to wear hijab on their uniforms... And it would go on and on and then one morning we would wake up to see the same muslims protesting again, they want secondary school girls to wear niqab, its in the suna, so it has be, and then the same process would begin again.
See, we are in for it, no two ways. Sometimes I think about it and I want to shed tears, I tell you. What is a uniform for God's sake? And if you think secondary school girls must wear hijab because they are muslims, are there no muslim women among the police, why are they not wearing hijab? What of soldier women? Even LASTMA nko? Um?
When a word called islamophobia suddenly appeared in the dictionary you think its accident, or a creation of the west.
Please muslims think, sit and think, ie, those who are still capable of thinking.
PoliticsRe: Religious Crisis In Wukari, Taraba State!!! by TheClown: 9:10am On Feb 26, 2013
Those Christians and people of other religion beside Islam in the south who feel no pity for Xtains in the north but instead, lump all northerners together and make cynical comments here, may you experience what xtains in the are experiencing. You close your eyes to palpable and very glaring evils Islam wherever it is practiced and in whatever form and come here to point fingers to both the people oppressing and the people being oppressed, pretending we are all one. Don't worry, Muslims will continue to oppress and kill, and we will continue to defend ourselves as best as we can. Our heads might be bloody, but never will it be bowed. But I assure you people in comfort zones one fact, if they succeed in destroying us, you will be next no matter your faith! (Just do some deep thinking, if this happen to us, it might be your turn tomorrow, or that of your children!)

They will not succeed in Jesus' name.

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