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olarich30:Post a full transcript of what transpired between you and the VO. Then bosses in the house will be able to pinpoint where you went wrong and proffer helpful suggestions for your next try. How will anyone give you any advice when no one knows how you replied the VO? It's not for you to say you answered well. As a matter of fact, in majority of cases, only a white slip proves anyone answered well. For all we know, you may have told the VO the reason you chose the school is because you like the painting Do post your transcript and get well-informed replies. All the best. |
Huh? Anyone? Pretty please? Lol. Please I need a response o. TheCode: |
Hello house, I plan to book my interview today. Please at what point would I be required to pay the visa fee and what payment option is advised? I would also appreciate any useful tips in filling my online visa application. I'm applying for masters. Another thing is, I finished national youth service late 2015 and since then till now, I haven't been "officially" employed. Been job hunting and pursuing some entrepreneurial interests. I fear these VOs may not understand why and it may pose a problem? Thoughts on how best to navigate this, please? |
Are you good in making simulation and estimation using Markov Model? Then there is a paid task for you. If you are good, I repeat, if you are good with this, send an email to: demolinton4comin@gmail.com With the subject: "Solution to Markov Model". Please do not mail if you cannot deliver. This task is needed as soon as possible. First come, first considered. Thank you. |
Are you good in making simulation and estimation using Markov Model? Then there is a paid task for you. If you are good, I repeat, if you are good with this, send an email to: demolinton4comin@gmail.com With the subject: "Solution to Markov Model". Please do not mail if you cannot deliver. This task is needed as soon as possible. First come, first considered. Thank you. |
jayloms:Her analysis makes complete sense to me. It is one of the two scenarios I believe we may be dealing with, of which the other is still the fixed benchmark hypothesis. Variable benchmark First come, first served means the applications will be reviewed on that basis. Let's say Mr. A applies for the program 5 days before Ms. B but completes his assessment 10 days later, whereas Ms. B completes hers within the first 3 days, then Ms. B's application will be reviewed first. Her candidacy would be considered before Mr. A's. In addition to what deepwater already explained, keep in mind that these positions have limited slots. If Mr. A and Ms. B have identical aggregates for, say, trainee production engr, and they happen to be the last candidates in the review process, with both their scores beating the last best score on the trainee production engr. list, then Ms. B would be considered and Mr. A regretted (together with Dr. "last best score" [PhD], maybe) because Ms. B completed her assessments first; despite the fact that Mr. A applied first. First come, first served. As for taking time to gather info, Shell expects all applicants to take the process seriously enough to do their due diligence on how to stand out in the assessments. Everyone is supposed to "take their time to gather information". They also do not expect other candidates to be silly enough to let out their competitive advantage, but they know it would happen. And it did happen. It is still happening. Has that boosted anyone's chances? Maybe. Significantly? No. The assessment is designed to test one's intellect and soft skills. No one can ace it by cramming someone else's replies. It's one thing to know what you may be asked in the video interview. It's another thing to comport yourself and give a coherent, intelligent reply in 2.59 minutes, besides the other things they look out for in a video interview. Some tell flowery tales that are off-point or barely scratches the point, etc. There are just certain things that can't be faked. My point is, soliciting info from others who have completed their tests so as to "stay ahead" has been done and is still being done by people here. It hasn't been proven to be a guarantee for anyone. And Shell will only send invites for the next stage when they are done regretting all who didn't meet up. Till then, nothing is certain. It's all hopes and prayers. The people one is asking tips from may still be regretted. What does that say for those prized tips? If there was a fixed benchmark and those who didn't meet up were regretted based on that, then the love mails should have been coming in way sooner than some durations we have witnessed here, and the duration should have been + or - 2 days for everyone regretted, counting from the day the assessments were completed. This is the argument against the fixed benchmark hypothesis. Fixed benchmark Despite the foregoing, it could still be a fixed benchmark and volume of applications may be the variable with respect to love letter duration. Maybe the volume of applications has been growing exponentially with each passing day, hence they are taking more time to process applications and send the mails. So we see 4 days, then 7 days, then 10 days... Etc. But then some get theirs after 7 days of completing the assessments the same day that some got theirs after 11 days of the same. So, maybe, a particular review group is faster or slower than some other review groups, hence some candidates get those regret mails sooner than others, or later. These are all conjectures mehn, more subjective than objective. And I doubt the staffs viewing this thread occasionally would provide any objective insight. So let those still standing just keep hoping and praying. |
Joyintwos:You are implying the mails could be fake? Waris dis?
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Drnice:I really hope you are joking. That will be the only category in which this your "analysis" will make some sense. Shell vs Shell Nigeria. "Shell" will reject, then "Shell Nigeria" will say "Don't mind those guys jare, they don't know how we roll! Everybody oya come back... ". Then "Shell Port Harcourt" will say, in fact, from now henceforth, no more assessments! That's how we roll in Ph city!! Abi? This is good comic relief, I hope you mentioned that as one of your strengths. As for the 10,000 vacant positions, I still doubt that number. Do you know what is 10,000? That's over a thousand per advertised position. To put it in perspective, the entire staff of Weatherford International or Baker Hughes in Port Harcourt isn't up to 1000. |
Galaseller:C'mon... don't be that guy |
BiggyB242:Don't mind him. Malpractice is now love and altruism. Spades being called shovel everywhere, upandan |
Calling a spade a spade: posting your test questions here isnt appropriate. It is unethical. It's like organizing malpractice for waec or jamb students and term it "helping the students". Being a politician: You don't have the right to judge what anyone posts here. They are exercising their fundamental right to freedom of expression. Religiously calling a spade a shovel: How dare you say people should not show kindness? Many of us have been helped by Nairaland. This is part of giving back to the community and God shall bless the poster. God bless you op, you are a cheerful giver! Johnny just come ("TL; DR" disciple): What is happening here? Why the argument?? Shell: these guys think say we no get sense.. ... Or we no dey online with them... for their mind dem dey release area code abi ![]() |
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This is not risky. It is downright wrong and extremely illegal. Have you explained that to her? What next, she will also come later asking for your transcripts to doctor? Then your NYSC Discharge Cert? Where will it end? How much do you trust her? What if she snitches on you when caught, if caught? What if she spoils your certificate in the process? What if she takes it somewhere and claims your name? What if this is the beginning of an elaborate personality theft and you are the blind mouse? Don't say she is an old friend o, humans can do and undo especially when desperate. Jesus is the only true friend o. My dear lady, please be advised. If you decide to go ahead and help her, please be extremely careful and take all precautions, but my advice is that you don't. Naija is already hard as it is, do not add to yours by yourself. |
chucksbadt:I'm in. You may add me on watsapp with 08063856582. |
Remember when this dude sang "Juju"? Is Ice also among the prophets?? |
Interviewer: Mr. President, who will u pick to win in a rap battle between each other - Kendrick Lamar or Drake? Obama: "Got to go with Kendrick. I'm just saying! I think Drake is an astounding entertainer but Kendrick, his lyrics...his last album was outstanding. Best album, I think...last year" Interviewer: Alright. Thank you Mr. President. (Turns to the other president) What of you, Mr. President? Who do you think would win in a rap battle between Olamide and Reminisce? Buhari: APC members? Interviewer: No Mr. President, they are... Buhari: Oh! I zee. PDP. OF courze it should be clear once u mentioned battle... Interviewer: (cuts in more forcefully) Mr. President they are artistes... Entertainers... Rappers. Buhari: Oh. Well... is thiz battle of theirs against my gov'ment? Interviewer: No, Mr. President. Its just ... Buhari: Against me?? Interviewer: (exhausted) Of course not, Mr. President; I ... Buhari: Then how that one take concern me? (To Obama) Is this what this show is about? And u have been coming? Obama: baba calm down. This show helps people feel that connection to their president. Buhari: A connection? Don't we have that pdp ridden MTN for that already in my country? Obama: Haba mallam, which school again you go self? Buhari: I am sure you allocate funds for coming to this show. If it was in my country, you and Metuh would be bunk mates by now! These are some of the silly things they put on our budget and I had my cook steal it off immediately... Interviewer: (cut! Cut!!) |
How is the new year going? Be strong. Everything shall work out fine. |
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Dgrea8t:Hello Sir, Well, I will charge you N3000 only for a 1500-word article (N1000 per 500 words) since this is the first time we would be working together. Normally the quality of my works attracts much more than this rate but... in the spirit of the season and making new clients & friends here, I present you the rate above. Cheers. |
smsshola:I just checked and saw that I even sent you a follow-up mail by 8.05am today. I am waiting for your feedback. |
This could be the dying minute opportunity of the year. |
This could be the dying minute opportunity of the year |
Diction maketh a wordsmith. |
smsshola:Bros you have not replied the mail I sent you. You need to reply and indicate consent, then we commence. I shall send you another mail now and await your feedback. |
No guts, no glory. |

