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Romance / Re: Any Weird Thing About You?? by TheCork(m): 8:46pm On Nov 21, 2020
StacyO:
As humans,we've once in a while come in contact with strange things or possess some very special talents (spiritually),which are known to us alone.


Sometimes we do things that are out of the ordinary,even without being aware of it.


I for one think we all have strange abilities we exhibit sometimes,we just don't know or accept it.


Some can interpret dreams,see visions,allergic to certain types of food,powerful with mind reading and some are just extremely smart.




**MINE: 1) Whenever I think before sleeping,I won't be able to dream again that night (might be common).
2) Whenever I think about something bad happening to me,it always ends up happening to someone else.
3) Whenever I'm unhappy or sad,others around me tend to be unhappy as well and always try to find ways to make me happy (I liked this at some point but then,stealing the happiness of others was not a smart thing to do. What to do?? "I tried to always stay happy" )
4) People think I'm a siren. Shoved that aside anyway but,it scares the crap out of me**



Now don't you think truly, we live in a realm of strange things that even we ourselves can testify to?








@Ngwababe @queensuccubus @warriboy21 @frozen70 @escabado @adg98 @newdelhi @beverlyjean @tiffanyfan @pierced @biglittlelois @amakababe @shaybebaby @seunmohmoh @crazymommy @tracypacy @shortyy @mhistarah @stacyomolola @pearlla @safiaa @nathanb73 @immaq8 @glycoloysis @presheiben @dpsychologist @bigsarah @ritylove @anthonyuncle @prettybunny @hintona @ubunja @femanjohnson2000 @noble71 @sisterfire @riele @spodam @realheaven @gofront @brunclezuma @ishilove @petyprincess @liposure @dorin27 @Thecork @pocohontas and the rest of y'all I forgot to mention.





smiley If you have any fears attached to them,you can equally share and trust me,it will be half solved.




What makes you a bit weird,different, awkward or special?

Do well by using the comment section and dropping your views below smiley



..well although am a Londoner...women complain my d*k too big......14inches looong angry
Romance / Re: Who's Comment Irritate You More On NL by TheCork(m): 5:09pm On Nov 21, 2020
Funkyswagzz:
Most time when I see zzors comment on nairaland I begin to wonder if shes suffering from dementia or she's bipolar. Sometimes her comment makes me think shes a teenager. Who's comment irritate you more? If you have anyone in mind it's time to squash the beef.


fati2001 <<<< This Brother clearly suffarrrin from Dementia for postin dumb replys! undecided
Crime / Re: 2 Suspects Arrested For Eating Roasted Police Officers’ Flesh In Oyo by TheCork(m): 4:57pm On Nov 21, 2020
NwaNimo1:


https://dailypost.ng/2020/11/21/two-suspects-arrested-for-eating-roasted-police-officers-flesh/

...but why do IBO people keep eatin people up & down nah..........do they have chicken in ther country?(no ofeinse) undecided
Romance / Re: What's The Big Deal About Gossip? by TheCork(m): 3:40pm On Nov 21, 2020
Zzor:
Stop this already, I dont need this now


Zzor, I did not get any reply from you... angry
Romance / Re: What's The Big Deal About Gossip? by TheCork(m): 3:21pm On Nov 21, 2020
anyways Zzor.. I accept. I take it we now good.. Please confirm? smiley

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Romance / Re: What's The Big Deal About Gossip? by TheCork(m): 3:19pm On Nov 21, 2020
Kenplay:

YOU HAVE FINALLY CONFESS

son u can never troll me.....u desperatly seekin attention to get noticed but u come across dry.... Am the BOSS...Just Watch what I am going to do to u!! (laters) smiley
Romance / Re: What's The Big Deal About Gossip? by TheCork(m): 3:12pm On Nov 21, 2020
Zzor:
lol, I didn't take your trolling to heart,we are cool.

Zzor, just ignore that mentally challeged boy...he irrelevant. Am waiting for yor reply.
Please hurry..i have to go and play Tennis at Brixton Park!!
angry
Romance / Re: What's The Big Deal About Gossip? by TheCork(m): 3:10pm On Nov 21, 2020
Kenplay:

Zzor is a man pretending to be a female, dont be deceived

^^^get lost son... u boring!! (laters) angry
Celebrities / Re: Chioma Gifts Davido A Customized Necklace Of Himself And His Late Mother (Photo) by TheCork(m): 3:07pm On Nov 21, 2020
NwekeUG:
Davido's Fiancee, Chioma Celebrates Him On His 28th Birthday (Photo)

Singer, Davido is celebrating his 28th birthday today, November 21. His fiancee, Chioma took to Instagram to celebrate him with beautiful words, IgbereTV reports.

The mother of one wrote:

"Screaming happy birthday to you @davido. you’re such an amazing everything!. I pray God makes you as happy as you make me today and always! We love you papa bear and hope you have the best day ever!"

https://www.instagram.com/p/CH2PDOxHrrY/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link


..rubbbbish...this chigama babe or wot ever her name is is nothing speacial.....no big deal.
.I smash chicks like her hear in London Pekam every week..... truthtfuly....I can easily take her from this ugly midget small boy Davdo who cant even sing...we dont no him here in london!!!(Real Talk) angry
Romance / Re: What's The Big Deal About Gossip? by TheCork(m): 3:03pm On Nov 21, 2020
Zzor:
lol, I didn't take your trolling to heart,we are cool.

listen, this nairaland babe promise me punnny & I cannot aford to miss that chase. Yor reply is not straight foward. I need a straight simple clear answer (this is not rocket science please). And for the record, I have never troll any body ,,,i am not a troller!! angry

Ok: I have been told to make peace with u and start behaving like gentleman to all females in return for good punnny..twice. I have asked u twice but u did not reply well.. I will ask again:
I offer to make peace wit u from today onwards...No more stressing Zzor. What say you please? ((I need a clearer reply please)
embarassed embarassed
Romance / Re: What's The Big Deal About Gossip? by TheCork(m): 2:47pm On Nov 21, 2020
Zzor:
you are a clown, who's fighting with you before.


...ok...a nairaland babe said once I start being nice & acting like Gentlemen..she will gimmme punnny for free, twice. . So I have just ask u a nice question offering to make peace wit u but u r not giving me the reply I want.
I ask again: Zzor..I want to make peace me u & fight no more... wot say you?
embarassed
Romance / Re: Can You Act Porn To Earn Money? by TheCork(m): 2:42pm On Nov 21, 2020
Naviystiles:
Even with criticism and disapproval of the porn industry not with standing. over the years it has become a billionaire company and still growing. research showing most people now watch porn movies

should have a choice to earn cash from this industry will you do it?

can you act porn?

...bro..porn gives u free punnny....hell yea I do it for free!! cheesy
Romance / Re: What's The Big Deal About Gossip? by TheCork(m): 2:40pm On Nov 21, 2020
Zzor:
Why do some people pick so much offense from gossip? Most men even see women that gossip as evil or whatever.If everybody keeps their mouth shot,wont this world be boring,as long as we interact everyday with one another then gossip has come to stay whether we like it or not.Something happened in this new place I'm learning something,one of my new friend there told me everything happening in my madams life and during one of the gists,i was trying to inquire from another colleague if all my new friend told me about my madam was true, then I don't know how everything got leaked and my madam heard of it.She was so angry that she has suspended my friend and i,as if that was not enough she reported us to our parents and everything has been out of hand.I have been thinking why someone would pick so much offense from just an ordinary gist and the gist were not even lies ooo hmm. I just wish everyone would understand not to take life too seriously and hard on themselves.



..u no wot...I been thinking.. I dont wanna fight no more. I wanna make peace wit u... what say u?? smiley


Romance / Re: What's The Big Deal About Gossip? by TheCork(m): 2:37pm On Nov 21, 2020
Zzor:
Why do some people pick so much offense from gossip? Most men even see women that gossip as evil or whatever.If everybody keeps their mouth shot,wont this world be boring,as long as we interact everyday with one another then gossip has come to stay whether we like it or not.Something happened in this new place I'm learning something,one of my new friend there told me everything happening in my madams life and during one of the gists,i was trying to inquire from another colleague if all my new friend told me about my madam was true, then I don't know how everything got leaked and my madam heard of it.She was so angry that she has suspended my friend and i,as if that was not enough she reported us to our parents and everything has been out of hand.I have been thinking why someone would pick so much offense from just an ordinary gist and the gist were not even lies ooo hmm. I just wish everyone would understand not to take life too seriously and hard on themselves.


angry
Romance / Re: D Way Some Women Look Like When Pregnant. by TheCork(m): 1:14pm On Nov 21, 2020
Truvel:
I'm A Teacher.


Nice. U looklike a teacher anyways great....bro but why dint u wear a suit in yor photo profile? Women love guys in suit smiley

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Romance / Re: D Way Some Women Look Like When Pregnant. by TheCork(m): 1:10pm On Nov 21, 2020
Truvel:
Bro, U Guys Are Getting Me Wrong. Let's Be Realistic Here. Some Women Looks Dat Way During Pregnancy, After Birth Dey Will Regain Their Beauty Again.

bro am on yor side & i respet yor opinion sir...dont worry if people dont like yor comment, ignore them bro.
anyways No oofeinse to yor photo profile but wot kinda job do u do?
smiley
Family / Re: What Are Your Names And What Do They Mean.? by TheCork(m): 1:06pm On Nov 21, 2020
lkillbrokehoes:
She can never be urs bruh, it's better u wake up from your dream, she doesn't even reply you that shows that u are irrelevant and nonentity, and seriously learn how to speak to women, it's not every ladies that's like the girls u hang out with, Dorin deserves better and u can never be her man, do you know why she replied braine's DM? that's because he's much better than you and she likes his personality unlike u, just grow up and move away from her. grin

..u been stalkin me to no dorin27 did not reply to any of my threads? u sure about that? do u no how many chicks I hav yanshed on nairaland? Check her history..she been texing me for a lonng time

dorin27 is no big deal , truss me. Shes mine & if i want her to remain mine, so shall it be. Again, u not in a position to advise anyone (especialy me) on her to treat women coz yor user name speks for it sef sir: its very desrecpetful to women (real talk)
angry
Family / Re: I Need To Tell Them This Secret. by TheCork(m): 1:02pm On Nov 21, 2020
TiffanyJ:
My brother, I'm sorry to say that after reading your two stories, I've come to the conclusion that your wife doesn't want you to progress in life. I see no reason why she has 1.8 million in her account and she watched you suffer to take care of her and the son you both have.
I was in primary 4 when something happened in my neighbourhood. A neighbour's wife was ill and they needed like 40k for surgery. This man ran helter skelter looking for money to pay his wife's hospital bills. He could only come up with 25k. (Mind you, at that time, 20k na money, not now when 20k can't even feed you for 3 weeks). Long story short, this woman finally died. As she was being bathed and readied for her final destination, 50k was discovered in a small bag tied around her waist.
My brother, that story was the talk in town at that time. People are sha, wicked!

Well done. So decribe yor body shape & size & can i chop kiss? cheesy
Romance / Re: D Way Some Women Look Like When Pregnant. by TheCork(m): 1:00pm On Nov 21, 2020
Truvel:
I Really Av Pity 4 Pregnant Women. Some Of Their Look Makes Me Laugh Hard To D Point Of Shedding Tears. I Saw One Today, She Looked Like Someone Who Fought With Mayweather(boxer) & Got Beaten Mercilessly, Lol. All Her Face Is Swollen. Her Legs Are Times Two Of Mine. D Funny Part Again Is Dat, Some Of Dem Looks Ugly When Pregnant.


brother..i take it yor mum waz hand some when she carry u for 9 month..... bro u look hand some thou!(no ofeinse) undecided

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Family / Re: What Are Your Names And What Do They Mean.? by TheCork(m): 12:55pm On Nov 21, 2020
lkillbrokehoes:
I don't care bro, just don't insult her again and move on, trolling her and saying all sorts of things won't make her like u, she deserves better bruh

u dont care??..really..U should care bro...do u clearly understand yor user name is very disrespectful to females??
..bro to be honest, u not in any position to advise people on how to talk to women..real talk.
and for the record, dorin27 is mine anyday. I hav notin against the chick.. a decent female must NOT sleep around!..pirrrriod!!angry
Romance / Re: Poison by TheCork(m): 12:26pm On Nov 21, 2020
IntersexSherry:
I have held this poison with me for long. No courage yet to drink it. Am so sad angry angry angry


.....why u sad...did Zzor upset u? angry
Romance / Re: Can A Prostitute Become A Better Wife In The Future? by TheCork(m): 11:56am On Nov 21, 2020
Stephen2324:
Can a Prostitute become a better wife in the future?


of course, as looong as she repent, YES why not.... bro .I used to be a plaYA & my hobby use to be chassin married women..but am now a good guy(real talk) smiley
Romance / Re: Reasons Why He Rejected Your Shots by TheCork(m): 11:52am On Nov 21, 2020
ChidimmaOnwuokw:
You think you can pull this off. After having a week-long conversation with yourself, you finally swallowed up your pride and asked him out..

it was going great actually, you were pulling it off until after your sermon, he told you he wasn't interested. chai, sorry dear.

The reason why you were rejected is why I'm here. my name is Chidimma Onwuokwu I am the unofficial assistant to cupid and I've been sent to talk on this issue.


Before you decide to ask a guy out, make sure you've taken time to know at least 50% of his character. that includes his likes and turn offs.

knowing this will give you insight on if you actually have a chance of being with him. Do not rush things. it's your village people egging you on.

Please observe his reactions to those green lights you usually show him. I understand that some guys behave like the true sons of pharaoh but your instincts as a woman is stronger.


Lastly, It's not every guy you must hit on. some guys are just naturally wicked sons of pharaoh.
So please observe him and if you see any warning sign, dust your slippers and run away.

You got any Question, forward them to me at:
chidimmaonwuokwu@gmail.com

Till I come your way again, Please protect your heart javascript:void(0);


©sage


WELL SAID...I love this...nice write up , Chimeze smiley
Science/Technology / Re: Scientists Successfully Reverse Human Ageing Process (Pics) by TheCork(m): 11:49am On Nov 21, 2020
Family / Re: What Are Your Names And What Do They Mean.? by TheCork(m): 11:47am On Nov 21, 2020
lkillbrokehoes:
Don't insult her, you are calling her dumb for doing what she want? how is it Ur business? just let her be and move on, you disrespected her the first time you mentioned her, you don't approach a lady telling her you want to have sex with her, that's a red light. just move on dude

..oh really..u sound like a gentleman (a Mr Nice Guy) sir......am almost impress

...you advising on how to talk to ladies but yet, yor user name is lkillbrokehoes....(great name)...

.Bro, u really tink I should be takin advise from u with a name like lkillbrokehoes? (juss askin)
undecided
Romance / Re: Nairalanders Post Corona Meetup by TheCork(m): 11:37am On Nov 21, 2020
emperorsversion:
Hello all, seems this virus is coming to an end soon... Thanks to Madagascar confirmed cure as they intend sending it to other African countries with 90% success and recovery rate in their health care since the vaccine was used as test... well that's a story for another day.. I feel we should organize a get together to commemorate these... this is how we do it.. let's comment and list our location... I'll start this.

Meanwhile see my engagements on May4...

how?....do u relize am a londoner?.. from London sir!! angry
Romance / Re: Nairalanders Post Corona Meetup by TheCork(m): 11:35am On Nov 21, 2020
emperorsversion:
Hello all, seems this virus is coming to an end soon... Thanks to Madagascar confirmed cure as they intend sending it to other African countries with 90% success and recovery rate in their health care since the vaccine was used as test... well that's a story for another day.. I feel we should organize a get together to commemorate these... this is how we do it.. let's comment and list our location... I'll start this.

Meanwhile see my engagements on May4...

angry
Family / Re: What Are Your Names And What Do They Mean.? by TheCork(m): 11:33am On Nov 21, 2020
lkillbrokehoes:
C'mon why are u insulting her? take Ur time clownish nigga

insult who? when did i insult her? Didnt u see her message sayin she was going to link up with that 54 year old man Brain54. Only dumb females link up wit guys on the internet outter desparation. Bro how can I insult a dumb female...no way..not my style! undecided
Romance / Re: Please I Need Your Advice So Bad by TheCork(m): 10:48am On Nov 21, 2020
Sunshyne200:


Go to any court, and do affidavit and age declaration. It most likely would be #2000 or less and then apply with your new age.


^^^WOW...another great advise from a known fraudsta....wot the hell is wrong with u homebase people gademmmit??,,,
...,& then u say Nigeria is the lion of africa ...dumb eddddiots...(Shakin my head)
undecided
Romance / Re: Please I Need Your Advice So Bad by TheCork(m): 10:44am On Nov 21, 2020
SeunDobo:
I am planning to join Police Cadet Inspector but the acquired age is 19-25 years old But am already 29 years old,Please can Anyone tell me step to undergo if I wonna change my birthday certificate ... to 24 years old ,I know it's possible Because most of Government workers normally do it , I don't know but I think they call it Age declaration or so ...Your Advice is very important please am waiting! I post it here because of the Traffic


great....so u want to join Nigerian Police & the first ting that comes to yor mind is changin yor birth certificate from 35 year old to 19 year old becuz all or friends nomaly do this??....... correct?
.... Brother,, u hav juss confirmed why Nigeria will always always always be a useless & the most useless country known to man

.......are u related to dorin27 (no oofense)
angry

Nairaland / General / Re: Old Nairalanders I Have A Question For You . by TheCork(m): 1:11am On Nov 21, 2020
Chii59:

grin grin ZINIII is borderline childish. But you? You're like some old bad guy who does his things codedly. grin

undecided
Religion / Re: Prophet Israel Oladele Ogundipe Jailed For Defrauding A Woman by TheCork(m): 1:08am On Nov 21, 2020
Amarisco:


I agree, but he could also just be very malicious


hello .hi are u. please can u describe yor sef and do u hav side hip? cheesy

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