cristy149:
if you have money, then you wont go through all this stress just to get FREE punny..broke ass

P.S : I'm just engaging you for the fun of it... i know say you no get sense

cristy149:
if so, you won't be begging for useless a role in an audio movie

SweetCunt97:
Be exposing the kinda family u grew up in. Ode

JONSYN7154:
No Sir

JONSYN7154:
u no fit kill me.

but I don't think Nmezor have irritating attitude o. She's a nice lady and I can vouch for her.

Not interested in anyone in nairaland Sir.

If a Nigerian lady don't fancy kissing you, chances are she don't like you...she's just dating or being with you out if pity, interest or fun.
A girl who loves you, I mean who's into you will love to kiss you.


Or maybe your mouth stink! just saying

Crieff:


Yuzedo, how far?

JONSYN7154:
No Sir. She's yours Sir.

I hereby tender my resignation letter to you Sir.

brother..am a plaYA & my job is the chase women & already hav 2 of the most beautiful nairaland chicks on my radar & am all ready dating both of them: shortyy & Sinaj. If u dont want Nmezor becoz of her irritating atitude becuz she spek only pigeon English & naturaly act like village girl sir & then am ready to dash u dorin27(a Zimbabwe babe based in Nigeria with nice yansh thou. Dorin27 is nice. Her only issue is she need to improve on her English grama & I belif u can help her improve. Am curently enjoying Sinaj & Shortyy(both lightskin) & sir, u look like a man who will enjoy 3some to so am oficially given u both Nmezor & dorin27 sir. They are both fine & can cook n clean.
...THANK ME LATER!!!

cristy149:
i thought you live in london. werey

ThrillPlus:

As odd as it sounds, the longest kiss lasted 58 hours, 35 minutes and 58 seconds. It was achieved by Ekkachai Tiranarat and Laksana Tiranarat (both Thailand) at an event organized by Ripley's Believe It or Not! Pattaya, in Pattaya, Thailand, on February 12-14, 2013. Nine couples entered the annual competition, including a married couple in their 70s. However, it was previous record holders Ekkachai Tiranarat and Laksana Tiranarat who came out on top, scooping a cash prize and two diamond rings as well as another Guinness World Records title.



Source: https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/news/2015/2/valentines-day-ten-of-the-most-romantic-world-records-371925

BlacQaerhi:
Hi everyone! I'm BlacQaerhi, a new member of the online community, Nairaland.
Basic info about me:
I'm a young Nigerian female. I'm petite with a slender build, and dark in complexion.
(If you want to know my exact age, height and/or weight, send an email. I would respond with a picture)
I'm here to simply make your wildest sexual fantasy a reality. I believe in pleasure, both giving and recieving! Do you have a fetish/kink? Or want to explore? Or do you need someone to cater to your emotional and vanilla sexual needs? I'm an email away...
I'm a Switch (BlacQaerhi can be either a Slave or Domme), I'm also a Brat, Babygirl, Viewer, Exhibitionist and so many other roles!
(To find out more, send an email)
I engage in raceplay, roleplay (daddy/daughter especially), domination/submission, bondage, slutty dressup, etc.
My fee is very reasonable... I don't respond to mails not related to the topic at hand.
Follow me on Fetlife: BlacQaerhi.
My email: BlacQaerhi@yahoo.com.
Thanks in advance!

BlacQaerhi:
Hi everyone! I'm BlacQaerhi, a new member of the online community, Nairaland.
Basic info about me:
I'm a young Nigerian female. I'm petite with a slender build, and dark in complexion.
(If you want to know my exact age, height and/or weight, send an email. I would respond with a picture)
I'm here to simply make your wildest sexual fantasy a reality. I believe in pleasure, both giving and recieving! Do you have a fetish/kink? Or want to explore? Or do you need someone to cater to your emotional and vanilla sexual needs? I'm an email away...
I'm a Switch (BlacQaerhi can be either a Slave or Domme), I'm also a Brat, Babygirl, Viewer, Exhibitionist and so many other roles!
(To find out more, send an email)
I engage in raceplay, roleplay (daddy/daughter especially), domination/submission, bondage, slutty dressup, etc.
My fee is very reasonable... I don't respond to mails not related to the topic at hand.
Follow me on Fetlife: BlacQaerhi.
My email: BlacQaerhi@yahoo.com.
Thanks in advance!

virginprincess:
Most men care, since women no longer fancy such words, men no longer see girls they use and dump instead it the other way round.

wrecksfurd:
1. The most important thing is to promise your target whatever it is that he is missing. If he has a hot, willing girlfriend, all the cleavage in the world won't help, but chances are she is neglecting him in other areas - so you need to offer whatever your competition (whether it is a girlfriend, or just other girls he's used to dating) cannot.

2. Make him feel appreciated. In studies about why men cheat on their wives, it was found that the reason isn't sex or attraction; it's usually that they feel emotionally disconnected from their wives because they feel unappreciated, and they're drawn to other women who make them feel appreciated.

3. Let him help you. You don't have to play the damsel in distress, but you don't have to go out of your way to prove you can do everything yourself, either. Most guys these days already know that you're a perfectly capable human being. So, ask him for his advice on something. Ask him to teach you about one of his interests. Ask him to do something for you that's easier for him to do that for you to do. Show him that you value his knowledge, talents, and willingness to help.

4. Be yourself. No, really. Men are thought to instinctively crave variety. By developing a strong sense of self, with your own distinct personality and flair, you're appealing to his desire for variety because you're so different.

5. Flirt. Be playful. Wittiness and innuendo can create a lot of intimate tension.

6. Play Hard to Get. Make him feel like you really want him, but are "holding back" for one reason or another. WARNING: Some guys don't like playing games so if you play hard to get a little too well it may work against you.

7. Touch him subtly. Look for opportunities to brush your body past him, or to brush your arm past his. When you thank him for something he's done, gently rest your hand on his arm while you're talking. If you're feeling daring, play footsie

NOTE:
Sometimes, no matter what you do, the guy just won't like you. If he is too attached to his girlfriend / blind and can't see how great you are, move on. There are so many other people out there that will want you.

brother...please please please...ask Nmezor to be nice & handle me wit care sir.....she act way too nigerian sir!!

some50686:
Hi Everyone, i got married in 2018, We are both working class.. I am in my 34 while my wife is in her late 28. My wife has been denying me sex, we rarely have sex. sometimes we can go for over a month without sex. Whenever i ask for sex, she just complains she is tired and that is it. Sometimes i would plead and try yet she wont accept. What pains me the most is the way she react when i try to approach her. She would yell and begin to shout what nonsense is this, who is this now? To the point i only could initiate sex, sat morning and even with that she still refuses. Before we got married I sat her down and told her about this issue, that i hear about it from my married friends and dont want to experience such, she assured me and said our wont be like that but our is now worse. I am not sure we had sex more than 12 times the whole of last year.

The first time i sat her down, i asked her why she is doing all this to me, she complained i dont show her enough love, that she wants me to do more house chores, and also take her to eat outside and watch movies. I told her i will try. Although i knw am not the most romantic guy around, but i try the little ways I can, we sometimes go to see the movies. I do laundry on sat, help with ironing all the clothes she would wear during the week and cook a very few time. I ensured we got a maid so she wont be pressure by house chores. I also gave her my only car so she doesnt need to enter public transport, buy food from great eateries and even icecreams, almost every other week. But she has not changed, the last major fight we had was about 3months ago and it was about sex cause she denied me for no reason. Sex has always been the source of our quarrel. She was even telling me to go meet the maid since i am always so nice to the maid one time i tried to have sex. I really feel pained, like she is taking me for a ride because of my cool and easy going attitude. I have never raised my hand on my wife or even used abusive words. I even try to ask her how work is and gist with her to increase our bonding, yet all to no avail. I am someone who doesnt like going out to share and i believe the issue can only be fixed by the both of us, but this one is begining to drag for too long and from the look of things i am the one at the loosing end. I will go to my inlaws place and smile, nobody know how mean their daughter is to me, i too feel very ashamed raising the matter with my father inlaw. Last week i tried to initiate sex the same rejection, she is tired. I felt very frustrated and am now seriously considering cheating even though i am a Christian. Cheating is not right, cause it is expensive and emotionally draining, exposes one to STDs and it is against my Christian faith but what can i do? Sometime i have had to masturbate to suppress my sexual urge, but for how long can one continue to do this? I feel very ashamed coming to nairaland but what can i do. But dont get me wrong o, my wife has her good sides but this sex issue is really beginning to hurt and it does nt look like she would change anytime soon from the way she has been behaving.

Even if she doesnt find me attractive, should that be enough reason to continue to deny me sex after 3 months. Right now we are not speaking at the moment, cause i am mad with her. The next day after all she did, she come to greet me in the morning and acts like nothing happen. This is how she does and most time i always over look it, but the one from last week really hurt the most. I feel I have made a mistake marrying her. She also doesn't really care about my eating, most time she is only bothered about what our son and the maid will eat. I always have to go to the kitchen and look for what to eat, sometimes i get food outside. Even though i always drop food money. since we started quarrelling she has stopped cooking for me. Just very frustrated.

To the experienced married men in the house, what can i do the address this issue. I am considering collecting my car, not that it would be of any use to me , just to frustrate her

deny how?.....is she lightskin?.. NO..... bro cant u juss slap her face??(no oofeinse)

some50686:
Hi Everyone, i got married in 2018, We are both working class.. I am in my 34 while my wife is in her late 28. My wife has been denying me sex, we rarely have sex. sometimes we can go for over a month without sex. Whenever i ask for sex, she just complains she is tired and that is it. Sometimes i would plead and try yet she wont accept. What pains me the most is the way she react when i try to approach her. She would yell and begin to shout what nonsense is this, who is this now? To the point i only could initiate sex, sat morning and even with that she still refuses. Before we got married I sat her down and told her about this issue, that i hear about it from my married friends and dont want to experience such, she assured me and said our wont be like that but our is now worse. I am not sure we had sex more than 12 times the whole of last year.

The first time i sat her down, i asked her why she is doing all this to me, she complained i dont show her enough love, that she wants me to do more house chores, and also take her to eat outside and watch movies. I told her i will try. Although i knw am not the most romantic guy around, but i try the little ways I can, we sometimes go to see the movies. I do laundry on sat, help with ironing all the clothes she would wear during the week and cook a very few time. I ensured we got a maid so she wont be pressure by house chores. I also gave her my only car so she doesnt need to enter public transport, buy food from great eateries and even icecreams, almost every other week. But she has not changed, the last major fight we had was about 3months ago and it was about sex cause she denied me for no reason. Sex has always been the source of our quarrel. She was even telling me to go meet the maid since i am always so nice to the maid one time i tried to have sex. I really feel pained, like she is taking me for a ride because of my cool and easy going attitude. I have never raised my hand on my wife or even used abusive words. I even try to ask her how work is and gist with her to increase our bonding, yet all to no avail. I am someone who doesnt like going out to share and i believe the issue can only be fixed by the both of us, but this one is begining to drag for too long and from the look of things i am the one at the loosing end. I will go to my inlaws place and smile, nobody know how mean their daughter is to me, i too feel very ashamed raising the matter with my father inlaw. Last week i tried to initiate sex the same rejection, she is tired. I felt very frustrated and am now seriously considering cheating even though i am a Christian. Cheating is not right, cause it is expensive and emotionally draining, exposes one to STDs and it is against my Christian faith but what can i do? Sometime i have had to masturbate to suppress my sexual urge, but for how long can one continue to do this? I feel very ashamed coming to nairaland but what can i do. But dont get me wrong o, my wife has her good sides but this sex issue is really beginning to hurt and it does nt look like she would change anytime soon from the way she has been behaving.

Even if she doesnt find me attractive, should that be enough reason to continue to deny me sex after 3 months. Right now we are not speaking at the moment, cause i am mad with her. The next day after all she did, she come to greet me in the morning and acts like nothing happen. This is how she does and most time i always over look it, but the one from last week really hurt the most. I feel I have made a mistake marrying her. She also doesn't really care about my eating, most time she is only bothered about what our son and the maid will eat. I always have to go to the kitchen and look for what to eat, sometimes i get food outside. Even though i always drop food money. since we started quarrelling she has stopped cooking for me. Just very frustrated.

To the experienced married men in the house, what can i do the address this issue. I am considering collecting my car, not that it would be of any use to me , just to frustrate her

loveymom:
Discussing women matter no dey tire una

Men have done more worst things than you listed here even impregnating wife’s sister yet the world did not end.

Allow women rest, is your choice to marry a woman or not.

Women needs to do better, know what is right and do it, there’s no gain in committing adultery while married.

It is your personal decision to leave your marriage if you find out that your husband is cheating and like wise your decision to stay back.

Every opportunity to ridicule women with toxic slandering, you guys jump on it. Yet many of you can’t do without women.

Tueeeh

Roscoepound:
Okay, so I meet one very fine girl on Sunday evening, I match am, whine am collect en No. but as I reach house say make I chat am up, I realize say I no dey ready for dat kind stress...I free am go light my weed. Since then, me and just dey view each other status, no comments.

Now I want to ask? Is it only me that is noticing how alot guys have become lazy in doing/chasing woman matters. I dey fear say if boys continue like this, come 2022, majority of girls go dey single.


Who else don notice this shit

Comment make me see

Chii59:

When believers have issues, there's a way it should be solved, not by adding sin to an unresolved problem.

KingofAbuja:
Hi, How are y'all doing? This gone be my first Nairaland romance section post.... Even thou, i stalk this section anytime i am on NL.

So, I am a guy...... and I want to address the so called Red pillers and so called macho men on NL that go about spitting vitriols on their female counterparts.

Una no dey tire to hate and stress about girls? like fvcking seiously? Even saw a post "Never marry a man picker" like WTF??!!! As if e easy for girl to chew liver tell guy say she like am.

80% of post i read from males here is about bashing female folks up and down... like don't yall have sisters? mothers or what?

Over the years, in my short journey on earth. I have met a lot of fantastic, independent and amazing ladies... I have seen girls who hustle like they have 3 men inside of them.
I have studied with brilliant women, competed with them and some times on a few occasion i have be defeated and this has spurred and inspired me to be a better person and man. Y'all be so judgmental and presumptive simply because you have met a few terrible ladies out of millions and billions of women on earth. Damn!!! Shame they catch me for una if na this kan people dey shout endsars and wan be the future leaders of this country.

I am waiting for those that will probably call me a Simp and other fo00lish names. Lol... I defo dont mind that yh? But before you do, Drop a pic of you... I am fvck sure i am finer than you. Wanna talk about money? Oga Ade, just leave that one... or is it achievement? Lol.

I have connected with few persons here, and i have finally found the majority of the male folk problems.... Depression, Hardship, Hunger and poverty, Emotional trauma from previous relationships and too much free time on their hands. No dey para for girls for Nairaland because it is a faceless forum... Get mind do am for facebook, Twitter or even IG.

There are so many issues i want to address, from feminism, to ladies demanding money from guys to various gender-ethno cultural subjects as it relates to the male and female folks in a typical African and Nigerian societal setup.... but maybe i will do that in a comprehensive article writeup or just share some of my musings via comments.

ANSWER: .... 80% of womens on nairaland aint lightskin sir....they are dakskin!!(no ofeinse)

KingofAbuja:
Hi, How are y'all doing? This gone be my first Nairaland romance section post.... Even thou, i stalk this section anytime i am on NL.

So, I am a guy...... and I want to address the so called Red pillers and so called macho men on NL that go about spitting vitriols on their female counterparts.

Una no dey tire to hate and stress about girls? like fvcking seiously? Even saw a post "Never marry a man picker" like WTF??!!! As if e easy for girl to chew liver tell guy say she like am.

80% of post i read from males here is about bashing female folks up and down... like don't yall have sisters? mothers or what?

Over the years, in my short journey on earth. I have met a lot of fantastic, independent and amazing ladies... I have seen girls who hustle like they have 3 men inside of them.
I have studied with brilliant women, competed with them and some times on a few occasion i have be defeated and this has spurred and inspired me to be a better person and man. Y'all be so judgmental and presumptive simply because you have met a few terrible ladies out of millions and billions of women on earth. Damn!!! Shame they catch me for una if na this kan people dey shout endsars and wan be the future leaders of this country.

I am waiting for those that will probably call me a Simp and other fo00lish names. Lol... I defo dont mind that yh? But before you do, Drop a pic of you... I am fvck sure i am finer than you. Wanna talk about money? Oga Ade, just leave that one... or is it achievement? Lol.

I have connected with few persons here, and i have finally found the majority of the male folk problems.... Depression, Hardship, Hunger and poverty, Emotional trauma from previous relationships and too much free time on their hands. No dey para for girls for Nairaland because it is a faceless forum... Get mind do am for facebook, Twitter or even IG.

There are so many issues i want to address, from feminism, to ladies demanding money from guys to various gender-ethno cultural subjects as it relates to the male and female folks in a typical African and Nigerian societal setup.... but maybe i will do that in a comprehensive article writeup or just share some of my musings via comments.

Psych412:
men like OP that loves creating thread about women and money, their level of poverty is over rated.


what of them to pray and force themselves out from the Shackles of poverty, they are here creating thread about women.



please go and do something meaningful than creating thread about women

Nicenancy:
I am With Next Generations productions and we are about shooting our very first romantic movie.

Owing to our low budget , we cannot afford any of the big names to play the lead character, this thread is affording you the opportunity to upload your pic (guys only) as we hope to get a very handsome guy for our movie.

We are more interested in the face, so just a passport size is cool, other formats are ok too. Deadline is tomorrow, 12 noon, thank you. Interested persons must have some basic acting skills and fluent in English. Thank you

Nextgenerationsproductions

JONSYN7154:
noted Sir

Queenserah26:
Very true

Davash222:

OP said BROKE girls should keep off... your eyes dey pain you? Or can’t you read again?

cristy149:
you tie wrapper for eyes na she be that

iLegendd:
A woman with a big ass or an average one without a single stretch mark is not a real woman.

Ladies, true or false?

..the nest time u decieve us with fake photo of woman with big Yansh.. ...I will pasonally get u arrrested for deception & plagarism sir!!

iLegendd:
A woman with a big ass or an average one without a single stretch mark is not a real woman.

Ladies, true or false?

slimcassi:

fati2001 you're tryin to know who's on her profile pic.