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Romance / Re: Ladies, Can You Break Up Wit A Londoner? by TheCork(m): 12:02pm On Nov 18, 2020
duduade:
Why can't they

Abi una get special fire for head ni



son..u see how u just upset the ladies. Nmezor now iritatated becuz thread was created to compare we Londoners to u homebase guys...now u upset the ladies again!! angry
Romance / Re: Ladies, Can You Break Up Wit A Londoner? by TheCork(m): 11:12am On Nov 18, 2020
duduade:
Why can't they

Abi una get special fire for head ni



..David ..innit.. i dont meannnto sound rudes but u in Nigeria & wit a Nigeria face..
Bro..if u show u show yor face to nairaland women like Thattallgirl, Tunize
dorin27, Nmezor, sweetcunt97, Victorian, Petyprincess, Ignis & others...they will probably report u to M.O.D or SARS. U ain't from London & u no Londoner sir!!(no oofense) angry
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Been With Someone Of The Same Sex Before? by TheCork(m): 3:12am On Nov 18, 2020
Abouwaza:
I was going through my FB messages last night when I came accross an old friend of mine, this was the last guy I kissed and cuddled with before I finally decided to remain straight at least for now until maybe if I jand or something cos normally I think I'm Bi but I hardly find an average Nigerian man to turn me on

I know a lot of people are also like this, and this is even more common with the ladies, you even see girls uploading pics where they kiss on SM these days

Let's just learn to respect other people's opinions
Before you judge someone for being gay, ask yourself who are you to blame the homosexuals?


..ask dorin27...she all ways stone face....I dont think she like men!!(oficially) angry

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Romance / Ladies, Can You Break Up Wit A Londoner? by TheCork(m): 2:12am On Nov 18, 2020
... ok ladies, althou am a Londoner & we usually more hand some... ....it not really important....

.....anyways..ladies can u honestly breakup wit a Londoner even if we cheat on u?

Is this possiblypossible?!
smiley

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Politics / Re: Umahi: I Want To Be A Martyr, Sacrificed To Achieve Igbo Presidency by TheCork(m): 1:20am On Nov 18, 2020
ignis:
Umahi is day dreaming. Igbos want to be the president on the platform of a party formed by the Hausa and Yoruba. Impossicant.

^^^you again!!
Are u a racist? So u hate Hausa & yoruba people becoz u a racist & tribalism?..shame on u. Stop spreading hate crime!!(no oofense)
undecided
Romance / Re: Why Have Most Girls Become Beggars? by TheCork(m): 12:28am On Nov 18, 2020
Blessedboy23:

Thanks
I have blocked her.
Is because i know her and use to see her sometimes cry


bro...is her name Chii59 (dakskin & kinda slim in a fat way) from nairaland? angry
Romance / Re: Check Out This Slim Nigerian Girl With Big Breasts. by TheCork(m): 12:25am On Nov 18, 2020
Infolenka:
If I get up to 30 comments from 30 different people describing why they like big boobs and their experiences with big boobs ladies, I'll share this girl's Facebook and Instagram usernames..

rubbbbishh....Ordnary dorin27 boooooobsi is way larger!! (true story) undecided
Celebrities / Re: Peter Okoye And His Wife, Lola, Celebrate 7th Wedding Anniversary by TheCork(m): 11:40pm On Nov 17, 2020
Chii59:

grin grin I'm very OK with my complexion. grin

sorry for exposin u....she way way way more beautiful than u....yor only option is to bleach so we can accept u!(real talk) smiley
Romance / Re: Ladies Mention Four(4) Things That Can Easily Be Found In A Guy Wallet ??? by TheCork(m): 11:34pm On Nov 17, 2020
fati2001:
I DON'T CHECK GUY'S WALLET OR POCKET


...ok bro..
who is the guy in yor profile?... yor boyfriend?
angry
Romance / Re: Ladies Mention Four(4) Things That Can Easily Be Found In A Guy Wallet ??? by TheCork(m): 11:32pm On Nov 17, 2020
fati2001:
I DON'T CHECK GUY'S WALLET OR POCKET


angry
Romance / Re: How I Met Seun Osewa by TheCork(m): 11:30pm On Nov 17, 2020
ClassCaptain:
Hello,

Hello ....

Hello oo. .hello ooo..Choi.My Tecno N3 don start to day misbehave again ....I must to put earpiece before i fit see Call receive.....

I no hear you ooooo "" i said to the caller..

. " Hello Hello "Abeg. Wait make i do something abeg.Na so i cut the phone.


E no fit kuku pass my mumu guys.... And wetin dem be wan follow me talk ?? E no fit pass thread for nairaland wey dem want make i see or One leaked nude or tweet fight dey shele for Twitter..

Worst come to worst pata pata, Dem go talk about Some new babes for hood or how Chelsea take dey drop like dem dey find oil...before one mumu go con start with why Lucious suppose don kill Cookie for Empire..

Dem no go ever call for money or my progress.Mbanu . I sabi the kind people wey dey get my number.


i Quickly Removed The Yellow Rubber Bands wey i use tie the battery,i comot the LG Battery way i dey use for am...I use teeth taste the Thing wey dey make d battery work...The thing shock me for mouth . Grrrrr .Ehn

The Thing still get charge naa ... i put am back quickly..

Use the Rubber band tie am back.Sharply i rush go insyd go look for my earpiece... I couldn't find it..I check table. Check under my foam .i no see am..

Phone still dey ring , dey ring.. As if na kitchen i put d thing oo, i go kitchen..no see am.go toilet no see am..Haha..

missed calls don dey reach like 6..i searched everywhere. To no avail...And this number wey dem call me i no save am...Make he no go be all dese my guys oo...i swear i go swear for them ni..

After like 30 mins wey i don dey Search ,they Sweat Salt comot body.i sit down make i reflect where i fit put my ear piece. as i rest head small For wall..i dey feel something like sharp wey dey chook for hand..

The Earpiece had been wrapped around my neck all this while.My God !!!!

By this time, the caller bin stop call..Credit to call am back...Zero...Borrowing i dey owe My two network providers 100 each wey i never repay ...Abeg if na better news the caller get he go call back jare..No time.

i sit down. They watch my walking dead season 3 dey go for my system..


bro.have u seen a doctor?(no oofense) angry

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Celebrities / Re: Peter Okoye And His Wife, Lola, Celebrate 7th Wedding Anniversary by TheCork(m): 11:26pm On Nov 17, 2020
Chii59:

grin grin I'm very OK with my complexion. grin



lying & tryin to impress me coz am a Londoner will not work....wy u ashame to upload yor picture then? Please stop jelosy!!(real talk) angry
Celebrities / Re: Peter Okoye And His Wife, Lola, Celebrate 7th Wedding Anniversary by TheCork(m): 11:20pm On Nov 17, 2020
Chii59:
She's so beautiful. Busty too. Happy anniversary sir and ma'am

please dont ever compair yor sef wit her please.....she lightskin & looklike, a Londoner......u are dakskin!!!(no oofense) angry
Romance / Re: Please Help My Access Bank Card Is Showing Violation Of Law by TheCork(m): 10:50pm On Nov 17, 2020
emeraldvee:
Please i went to withdraw my last 3k with my new access bank visa card via pos, but the response was 'violation of law'
please what does it means?

bro...it simply mean the goverment belif u been watching blue film sir........this is automatic 17years in prison sir.
Bro dont worry, I will hook u with my babe: dorin27!!!!(Thank me later))
smiley
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Has A Star And Butterfly Tattoo And Waist Beads by TheCork(m): 10:45pm On Nov 17, 2020
McCoy662:
I just noticed my girlfriend has a butterfly and a star tattoo on her laps and some waist beads. I have known her for about 4 months now, but I've never seen the tattoos. I knew about the waist beads.
Just saw that tattoos today and I asked her the meaning, she laughed it off and asked if I didn't know she was and is a cultist. I asked her if it's marine cult or secret cults we know and she just said she's a cultist. Though she sounded unserious like it's a normal ladies fashion but I'm not comfortable at all with that especially as I've not known the reason behind it.

Somebody please help.... Do anyone know if it's a symbol? if it's peculiar to any cult group? does it have any spiritual connection? Does it pose any threat to my destiny??

Admins please help push to fp.

huh??....yor grlfriend sell butter fly from laptop?
...bro are u from Haiti or somtin & are u ok sir? (no oofeinse)
undecided
Politics / Re: Wike: Umahi Wants To Be President In APC, He Should Stop Telling Lies About PDP by TheCork(m): 10:43pm On Nov 17, 2020
ignis:


Excuse me.

women want moiney, I have moiney
1.U need a man, am the man
2.U like nice cars, I drive BMW
3.U never beeento London, I am a Londoner,
5. U need moiney, I can give u moiney
6.U homebase people spek pigeion english...we Londoners spek queens english innit.

....anyways, was yor nomba & when can i call u please? this is yor shance to meet a great london mans innit (real talk) smiley

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Politics / Re: Wike: Umahi Wants To Be President In APC, He Should Stop Telling Lies About PDP by TheCork(m): 10:40pm On Nov 17, 2020
ignis:


Please respect me.

by the weay, did I mention am a londoner & I drive BMW (£35,000 cash).....juss in case u ask? cheesy
Politics / Re: Wike: Umahi Wants To Be President In APC, He Should Stop Telling Lies About PDP by TheCork(m): 10:37pm On Nov 17, 2020
ignis:


Congratulations

anyways i want to get to no u.
ama londoner, I drive BMW & I live in nice rich area of london call Pekam & i have moiney....Please describe yor sef , body type & shape plus hip type pleasse? smiley
Romance / Re: Why Do People Watch When Two Women Are Fighting Instead Of Separating Them? by TheCork(m): 10:14pm On Nov 17, 2020
Zzor:
I get so scared when men are fighting, in fact I will so cry if they are my loved ones but nothing serious about women fights.


^^^^well known male still pretendin to be female on nairaland....
.bro how lonnng do u tink u can decieve people for?
....u tink nairalanders are dumb?
angry
Romance / Re: Why Do People Watch When Two Women Are Fighting Instead Of Separating Them? by TheCork(m): 10:11pm On Nov 17, 2020
Zzor:
I get so scared when men are fighting, in fact I will so cry if they are my loved ones but nothing serious about women fights.

angry
Politics / Re: Wike: Umahi Wants To Be President In APC, He Should Stop Telling Lies About PDP by TheCork(m): 9:35pm On Nov 17, 2020
ignis:


I hate your name.

... why not?..u dont like big cassava? ..do u relice am a Londoner from London? undecided
Politics / Re: Wike: Umahi Wants To Be President In APC, He Should Stop Telling Lies About PDP by TheCork(m): 9:24pm On Nov 17, 2020
ignis:
Umahi can never be the President of the Zoo. Argue with your ancestors.

hello pienis. i like yo name cheesy
Religion / Re: Which Pastor Inspires You? by TheCork(m): 9:22pm On Nov 17, 2020
mariahAngel:
Pastor Chris Oyakhilome.

I don't even know how to begin to describe the impact he made in my life through his teachings.

hello & how r u kindly, plese do u kindly have yansh? smiley
Romance / Re: I Love Her But I'm Very Much Older Than Her by TheCork(m): 6:24pm On Nov 17, 2020
Akinpresident:
Hello guys

There's this girl that I love.
I believe I love her because she's respectful, well reserved, intelligent and hard-working.

We just got talking and trying to get along.

But she's much younger than me.
She's 16, I'm 26.

She likes me but not with any emotional attachment.

I haven't asked her out yet but I know she'll agree if I do.

I am established running my own business and would love to settle down anytime soon.

Is it a good idea to date her and allow her to come up with age and marry her or should I keep our relationship platonic?

Honestly I wouldn't want to lose her.

It's not as if I don't know what I want.
But the truth is that, I'd love to learn from the wisdom of you all about my situation.

Kindly advice me.


technicaly, u a Peterfile sir for chassin under age girls....this is sick.
here in london, bro u will head straight to jail!! (reAL Talk) angry

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Romance / Re: I Love Her But I'm Very Much Older Than Her by TheCork(m): 6:19pm On Nov 17, 2020
Akinpresident:
Hello guys

There's this girl that I love.
I believe I love her because she's respectful, well reserved, intelligent and hard-working.

We just got talking and trying to get along.

But she's much younger than me.
She's 16, I'm 26.

She likes me but not with any emotional attachment.

I haven't asked her out yet but I know she'll agree if I do.

I am established running my own business and would love to settle down anytime soon.

Is it a good idea to date her and allow her to come up with age and marry her or should I keep our relationship platonic?

Honestly I wouldn't want to lose her.

It's not as if I don't know what I want.
But the truth is that, I'd love to learn from the wisdom of you all about my situation.

Kindly advice me.


angry
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Been Seduced By A Strange Female??? by TheCork(m): 6:17pm On Nov 17, 2020
illicit:
Yes I was seduced by a strange girl when I was at University but....




One day at skyway UNILORIN, I was hungry and lost money, it was approaching exam period and my homies were scarce....

so I jejely went to skyway and sat meditating.... there was a science student sitting opposite me with knee length skirt which she was pulling up at intervals and gradually showing me her pussy, she wasn't wearing pants, funny thing is we seldom talked but she was looking straight at me and making faces, it was just two of us, another guy later joined us, and when that guy knew whatsup, he was laughing and enjoying the show but the girl didn't send....


I was just there looking, at a point I lost interest and dozed, when I jerked awake, the guy was telling her that he was going to teach her physics or something like that, I left them there and found my own way.... I remembered I was very hungry that day and maybe that's why I could think straight....


wink

it was weird....


yea...dorin27 from nairaland.... very strange chick!! undecided

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Romance / Re: Is It Advisable To Date A Girl Who Is A Member Of Brotherhood Of Cross & Star? by TheCork(m): 6:15pm On Nov 17, 2020
samuelchimmy:
worst advice. Hansh and move on?

huh? was wrong with foking n movin on sir?..... are u a pastor sir? undecided

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Celebrities / Re: Timaya: Meet My Daughter, Maya, She Is 6 Months Old by TheCork(m): 5:22pm On Nov 17, 2020
Thattallgirl:
Could it be u desire swear?

u see..this is the problem wit black womens...too much story & stress.
baby i dint ask u for story...u intaresssted or not? this is to help u earn extra incomes. yes or know please? undecided
Family / Re: SEX-STARVED MARRIAGE: Share Your Experience And Get Listened To by TheCork(m): 4:36pm On Nov 17, 2020
Petyprincess:

haha lol grin

hello & hi do u do please & how are u today. please do u hav yansh & can u cook n clean? Am looking for a helpfull lady to do housemaid job for 3 month & u get paid a cool 400 naira a month (cash).
U intaressted?
Celebrities / Re: Timaya: Meet My Daughter, Maya, She Is 6 Months Old by TheCork(m): 4:34pm On Nov 17, 2020
Thattallgirl:
Beautiful you are! smiley

hello & hi do u do please & how are u today. please do u hav yansh & can u cook n clean? Am looking for a helpfull lady to do housemaid job for 3 month & u get paid a cool 400 naira a month (cash).
U intaressted? smiley
Romance / Re: Is It Advisable To Date A Girl Who Is A Member Of Brotherhood Of Cross & Star? by TheCork(m): 4:31pm On Nov 17, 2020
RealSolution001:
Please your advice is very important.

There's this girl I have been seeing on friendship level but presently there's urge to push it into relationship. From the look of things, I know she's already falling for me so the question whether she'll agree for me or not shouldn't even come in. However, I recently happened to know she's a member of brotherhood of the cross and star (the white garment and shoeless church) likewise her parents and other members of the family. Since I discovered this, I have been very sceptical about the whole thing.

Is it advisable to date such girl? What of in the event of breakup? Any physical or spiritual harm done to someone for being with such a person? Would I be coerced to convert to the beliefs (that is the last thing that will ever happen). Have you dated one before? How did it go?




bro..who care if she member of robin hood or mary hood.....juss yansh & move on to tha next gadddemit....it aint like u tinkin of settling!! (real talk)..
actually bro let me link u with sweetcunt97 from nairaland...she date anytin sir!!
wink

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