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BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS


A couple went for a picnic. They had 5 sons;
Each son had 7 sisters and each sister had 3 babies.

How many people went on the picnic in total?

BankyGee:
You need to put the blood inside fridge
Riddle above

pu7pl3:
C is number 3 and it's not a number
The SEA is hot and cold

I hope I'm right about this double entendre

bizme:
Sir, don't argue with someone (Theenchanter2) paid to stupid.
--Segalink.

pu7pl3:
Chill

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

Sniper101:
Quick Question...


twins wey dey join together, how Dem take dey come out from woman pvssy ?

Are they pushed out at the same time
Or What

sishol:
Capture renumeration of staffs on sabbatical, external examiner, visiting lecturers and so on,

. Recognize 70yrs as retirement age for academicians against 65yrs & 60yrs for others.

. That IPPIS only recognize permanent staffs.

And some lame excuses that doesn't hold any water.

But d fact remains that ASUU is a greedy body, the body reeks of unbridled corruption.

Well said! But in addition to the issue of corruption, IPPIS doesn't all the same name on the platform. Don't forget that some lecturers are on the payroll of more than 6 universities.

IPPIS is a very robust platform that is built to detect ghost workers, that is the main reason why they are strongly against it.

naturalmi:
ASSU can definitely get funded internally, just that it children will pay about 600k per session. My advice is that before you type and submit take time to read through again to see if it makes sense.

AAA593:
You're not making sense. Fly from my thread

AAA593:
ASUU is just a Union in the university and I don't know why you're tagging ASUU with corruption. ASUU doesn't support corruption and will never do.

AAA593:
I stopped quoting him when i discovered his point of argument about university autonomy, ASUU and ippis.

Nwadiuto247:
IPPIS is a good idea and ASUU is never against it but against the structure and the ugly things going underground.


Receive sense.

Nwadiuto247:
Your Ignorance(disease) is on the high side since you are making so much noise about IPPIS and ASUU.

Oga make your research about the allegations hanging around the whole thing and stop disgracing yourself here..

Nwadiuto247:
Another ignorant man on rampage. Have you asked yourself why the president himself is meeting will them?

They have some sturning revelations about IPPIS that the president may not have been aware of.

So pls keep quiet first. You dont know what has been going on in that IPPIS. Yours is just to be making noise

Nwadiuto247:
Ignorance is a disease. Seek for help asap.

AAA593:
Do you even know what university autonomy is? Do you think ASUU doesn't have points? Have you seen ippis template to know ASUU's points? Why not Wait till after the meeting

AAA593:
What are you saying self

A conjoined set of twins that had one liver, a protruding tummy and a lower chest were successfully separated, in a 12-hour surgery involving 78 medical personnel, at the National medical center, Abuja

The leader of the team that performed the surgery, Prof Emmanuel Ameh, said the twins had to be monitored for 15 months before the separation was done.

“One of the major challenges was that the twins came with their intestines bulging out of the lower part of the tummy, which we quickly resolved.

The conjoined twins after the surgery
“We also needed to determine if they could survive separately after separation. We found out that they had two separate hearts that were normal, but with a common cover. They also shared the lower half of the chest and there was only one liver serving the two of them. Other organs were separate and normal.”

Ameh added that before the surgery, the twins needed to grow well in order to withstand the complex surgery. He noted that nutrition and infection control were critical in the preparation.

He added, “We celebrated their first birthday in the ward still conjoined. The surgery was performed on November 14, 2019. By that time they were 15 months-old. A total of 78 medical staff was involved in the 12 and a half hour surgery. We even planned to spend 48 hours, if there was a need for it. After that, the twins spent a week at the Intensive Care Unit before they were taken to the ward.”

If the parents had the means, they would have gone abroad like some other Nigerians and spent at least an equivalent of N20m in foreign currency. It is cheaper doing the surgery here. We cannot quantify the amount spent on the surgery.”

It was not the first time that conjoined twins were separated in a similar operation in a Nigerian hospital. On May 14, 2018, a team of surgeons successfully separated four-month-old conjoined twins at the Federal Medical Centre, Yola.

Also, the University of Abuja Teaching Hospital on June 11 2018, announced that it has separated a conjoined twins

Stevoh18:
Nigeria GDP growth 1.9%
Population growth 2.5%

In such a situation can GDP per capita still grow...

jl115:
Fvck!! It's dead!! I forgot I actually read the project actually came to a standstill at the beginning of last year

jl115:
Modderfontein City.... Currently under construction.

Apparently South Africa has stagnated according to some Kenyans on this thread:

samorobo:
He is taking it serious like it is his life

rvp20182:
We know..you're latching onto Nigeria and South Africa because your IMF colony is the bottom of the rug.. Tanzania looks miles ahead

phazotron:
Are you in Lagos? What's your WhatsApp contact?