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BATified2023:
u igbos n self deciet

Afon.já bottomboy epp me answer this question.
What is a townhall?

thinkmoney:
Do you use your brain to think at all? I doubt it honestly. Because you should have given a thought to whatever could have made Tinubu lick a mic�. He actually felt it with his tongue!why?
It's one trait of druggie. They have urge to taste things.
The slurs in speeches of Tinubu is a good indicator too.
When you put these things together, you get to see someone who is highly sedated most of the time.

I think this will shed more light
https://www.nairaland.com/7514025/doubts-tinubus-sexuality-surfaces

Ttalk:
Until you are able to convince me that the number of people that sell gala and lacasera are more than the people that buy gala and lacasera in Lagos otherwise your voting strength in Lagos will not amount to anything just like the population of gala and Lacasera hawkers doesn't amount to anything in Lagos..

If gala hawkers votes 100 times for Pandora in Lagos, they will lose 100 times

Waking up in the morning feeling sore after yanshing a fellow man like me because we have harvested the heads of all our women and then still having to go to the masalashi to slam away the little brain cells I have left on concrete. Damn! It’s a really hard ass life I live as an Afon.já Mozulem pig

Afro3:
Imumolen debunks claims he is working for a Tinubu presidency

Accord party's presidential candidate, Professor Christopher Imumolen has debunked claims that he is secretly working for Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu to become Nigeria's next president in the upcoming general elections.

Professor Imumolen who vehemently denied the claims while fielding questions during a talkshow anchored by @JJ Omojuwa on Twitter early this week said that rumours of his so-called work for Tinubu was being peddled by persons who hardly knew him, insisting that he was nobody's stooge.

The country's youngest presidential candidate expressed regret that despite the introduction of a new era which opened the door to an unprecedented upsurge of youth particicipation in politics as empowered by the Not Too Young To Run bill signed into law by outgoing president Muhammadu Buhari, many Nigerians, particularly the young ones do not believe that a leader of youth extraction can actually come from amongst them.

He blamed such mindset on a system that had succeeded, over the years, in brainwashing youths to think they can never be good enough to reach the pre-eminent heights of the presidency or political success of any kind.
He likened the thinking which manipulated them to think small to the proverbial elephant, tied to a spot with a small rope at infant, that could still not to shake itself free of it's perpetual stagnation despite growing big enough at adulthood to do so.

"I have heard talk in some quarters accusing me of secretly working for Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu to become president so that he can appoint me as a minister," Professor Imumolen said.

"I consider such statements quite unfortunate, particularly considering the fact that most of it is coming from the youths at whose instance I have come out of my comfort zone as a successful, private citizen to join the race for the country's presidency.

"Well, should I really blame those who say these things? I just believe years of neglect, unemployment, economic hardships and lack of political opportunities has so affected their mentality to the extent of thinking it is not possible for a young man to become president.

"But it is all in their minds. We have had young people who have had the opportunity to rule this country at very young ages.

"Chief Olusegun Obasanjo revealed in a recent letter endorsing a particular presidential candidate that he was 39 years old when he first became Nigeria's military head of state in 1976.

"General Yakubu Gowon before him was 32 years old when he assumed the mantle of the country's leadership. Infact, he was a bachelor when he was enthroned. He married after he became head of state.

"What of four of my co-aspirants in the ongoing race for the presidency -- Abubakar Atiku, Bola Tinubu, Peter Obi and Rabiu Kwankwaso?

"They were in their 40s when they reached the peak of their careers in public office -- some as governors and one (Atiku) as a retired Customs Deputy Comptroller General in 1986.
"So, it amounts to a defeated mentality for the youths of today to think that a young person like me can't see through a presidency race.
"That I was going to step down and endorse a fellow candidate at some point because according to them, we are only good enough to play second fiddle.

"For the avoidance of doubts, I joined the race for the country's presidency because I was genuinely convinced I had a chance to win and become the instrument of genuine change for a country that has been quite unfortunate with the kind of leadership she has had for decades.

"I didn't join the race to withdraw and endorse another candidate for the proverbial pot of porridge.

"I, Professor Christopher Imumolen has enough fuel in my tank to run this race and see it to it's logical conclusion. I have never met Tinubu, and I don't have any secret pact with him or anyone else, for that matter, to step down for anything, least of all, a ministerial position.

"Those who have been hasty to lump me with youths who have acted without integrity in the past would only be fair if they can spare some time to check my background and read up my achievements in the area of empowering humanity through various channels in my private capacity over the last couple of years.
"I am in the race for the country's presidency to demonstrate, as well as destroy forever age-long stereotypes which relegates Nigerian youths to the background.

"I want to be the agent of genuine change that will galvanise our youths and instil in them a new mindset that anything is possible for those who dream and think big," he said.

Watch how Agbado bottomboys from Alagbado baring their asses out will descend on him for denying their dingBAT druglord

Thermodynamics:
Muslim animal, if I catch that your useless Muhammad I go beat am.

Beat am black and blue like ba la blue

yarimo:
This is Nigeria next president

Tinubu taught me how to love deeply. Now whenever I feel a sharp pain in my ass I always remember him.
I think everyone should say what Tinubu did for them and why he deserves to be our president

Nijablast:
Obi is a useless man. He can't poit to any good thing. He enslave his kinsmen in his Next to nothing company.

Trollronaldo:
Yes, my mother didn't tell me but I have a feeling. This is why I am voting for Tinubu.
What a wonderful man.

Tinubu fvcked my wife and now because of him we have a son so therefore all Nigerians owe him.
Awon osinwin agbado bottomboys oshi!

ElSudani:
Obi is also a liar, the scanty campaign rallies are enough to tell you his ambition will be over before noon on election day.

Agbado bottomboys always baring their ass out to delight the dingBAT! It’s these same Afon.já Mozulem pigs that claimed rallies don’t win elections, now una don shift mouth.

Hear me and hear me well!
dingBAT will be president of …. ‘Save Our Sanity. Replace Hard Concrete Floors With Foams in our Mosques’ (SOS: RHCFWF)

Curious345:
If I say something about Tinubu here ..

Every where in Nigeria will shake...

I swear to God

BATified2023:
d way u [b]igbo[/b]s will cry after election ehn


I dey laugh already

wwwihy:
https://twitter.com/odilimichael4/status/1612105090126565377



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqqBH9Fa4NQ

God bless PDAPC… God bless PDAPC
It’s townhall different from Ba lá Blu… Blu Blu Blu Bulaba
Ba Ba Bu Lukuwe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yR-0ILJan3Q
Agbado bottomboys make una get sense abeg!

bomb24:
Lolzzzzzz.... Yagazie nwanne..

duro4chang:
I can see fear in the face of the OP. APC rally in Kano is giving them headache. I laff.You go wail taya

Agbado bottomboy why una nor even just wan get sense?? Because honestly if you’re expecting anything from him if God forbids the dingBAT wins, one kobo you nor go see.
Pesin wey perform oral for mic simply because he thought he heard some random stranger say taste the mic, na him wan rule 9ja If him win, na him terrorist vice get this country and you know how Northern Muslims treat Afon.já Mozulem pigs.
Na una go suffer am pass o! Na your papa wey get complete hand and leg dey follow me up and down yesterday dey beg me for money for Ilupeju área, I just throway N500 for ground for am.
Anything wey make dingBAT win na escort I go dey waka with. Any Afon.já wey approach me na better 2 by 4 go end am

TheEndless:
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DrMuzungu:
I need any NCAN member to confirm if this guy is Afonja.

He’s not just an Afon.ja but an Afon.ja Mozulem pig. I’m sure if he had his way he would have made off with her head after defiling her

nigeriansamurai:
alot of people kidnapped last night now this rubbish and some still want another terrorist backed government... well. yesterday a foolish man was advicing me to vote for one old dragon and his sucide bomber friend come 2023 as a true patroit of nigeria i spat on his new shoes .the next person that tells me that i would treat like a terrorist. if you vote for APC you are a goddamned terrorist

Adaisback:
Ike agwu go dibia uwa! Did I just read sitting on his dick and grinding him, with what? Butt hole? Tufiakwa! Chineke help us o. Nothing I won't see or hear in this Tinubu campaign.

As in ehn! Now you know why his online thugs are called Agbado bottomboys

TheEndless:
M

TheEndless:
Penned by Wasiu Semoleselanu

Ever since that incidence where the dingBAT appeared to sensually oral a microphone in the guise of ‘tasting’ it, many have questioned his sexuality. Especially the fact that it’s a not so common knowledge that he is a closeted gay (judging from the way he handled that mic) and investigators like Gistlover have come out to say that he and his son, Yise are fond of throwing gay parties on the island.

While pursuing this investigation, someone reached out to me claiming to be one of dingBAT’s lover. He said dingBAT relied on him and loved to be with him because he was ‘intelligent’ and helped dingBAT come up with ideas when they were making love. He said the reason that they were no longer together was that dingBAT’s wife, Mireolu said that he had too many controversies as it is and they wouldn’t want to get homosexuality in the mix since they’re trying to present him as a devout Afon.já Mozulem.

This source went on to say that dingBAT loved to call his men by women’s name as this turned him on.

‘He called me BUSHURAT and he always liked to give me oral. Infact the reason he went all out on that mic the other day wasn’t because he heard ‘taste’ the mic but because he has been craving deek in his mouth.

‘In fact, I was the one that came up with the mantra ‘I stand on his mandate’. It was one night when I was sitting and grinding on his manhood, he was now giving it to me like tá tá tá tá tá tá that it unlocked something in my brain and I was like ‘Sir, I think your mantra should be On Your Manhood I sit, no sorry I mean On your Mandate I stand’

Another source also reached out to me, said the dingBAT loved to call him MUMUNAT.

Read more at Fb.com/wasiusemoleselanu/coulddingbatbegay



Wasiu Semoleselanu is a devout Afon.já Mozulem who despite his temporary insanity 5 times a day is against a dingBAT presidency.

He is also the chief convener of ‘Save Our Sanity. Replace hard concrete floors with foams in our masalashi’ (SOS: RHCFWF)



Kindly screenshot, repost and retweet before this post is taken down and moniker banned.

SecretAgent770:
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid0cJLCESLKs97CBqad7x3BJw91dMpeCqRFg4spxn2CkYsL7urgb5ah91tHqNDTpLeYl&id=100044230039479&mibextid=Nif5oz

lhordspy:
Gazettengr.com was where the news of supposedly Tinubu's gaffee emanatted from before been spread like wildfire by people who only takes pleasure in making mockery of the APC presidential candidate, Bola Ahmed Tinubu.

According to their report, it reads "Yahoo boys’ in local parlance means internet fraudsters but The Gazette could not immediately find the meaning of the terminology gazelle gagaraga, despite searches in major dictionaries and thesaurus."

The news here: https://www.nairaland.com/7511552/gazelle-gagaraga-tinubu-suffers-gaffe

But what Gazettengr failed to understand is that there is no stated rules or law that you must communicate with words from 'major dictionaries or thesaurus' in political rallies.

The meaning of gazelle gagaraga
There is what we call gara gara in yoruba. It means unstable or unsettled. Same as the pidgin slang 'gragra' .

We also have the word gagara (ga-ga-ra) or gagaraga (gaga-raga) used by Tinubu which means boastful, pompous, inflated, proud, made, self-important, domineering, pendantic, or magniloquence.

The south-westerners can relate; the yorubas to be specific. There is a street word: Igara (I-gara) which is derive from or shortform of gagara or gagaraga it also means boastful, inflated, proud etc. (as aforementioned)

We normally use it like 'Igara chicken': Which translate to boastful empty chicken which is only covered by plenty feathers.

Or 'Igara iceblock' which means boastful or proud iceblock which will only end up as water.
These words are local street words or slangs.

Gazelle
A gazelle is one of many antelope species in the genus Gazella. With a horn, Gazelles are known as swift animals.

when we use the word gazelle to refer to person or group of people. It means Proud person, something that dont stay one place easily, something that changes location swiftly. Reason why when we say someone is growing gazelle horn ' it means the person is becoming proud"


So Tinubu saying he is going to “turn so called yahoo yahoo boys into in manufacturing and creation of than being gazelle gagaraga.”

Means he is going to change them from a boastful proud unsettled yahoo-yahoo boys to a product manufacturer and an intelligent creator.

Living and learning, dont be always quick to criticise or make fun of what you dont know.

LeoDeKing:
Emeka, "rounding off" is the appropriate phrase.

I understand you are innocent, Peter Obi failed in all aspects of governance in Anambra state, education inclusive.

This agbado bottomboy again!
Where were you and your ‘mastery’ of English when dingBAT mistook ‘test’ for ‘taste’ and went ahead to perform oral on a microphone on live TV??

Wickedfacts:
You're eternally stupid just like those demented twins called Psquare.
You want people in Lagos to vote Obi who ruled Anambra but you have run from Anambra to Lagos.

Agbado bottomboys and dangerous stupidity ehn! Wetin concern this topic concern Obi?? Or is it the fact that you bottomboys love to masturbate about Obi while still sitting on the manhood of dingBAT, sorry I mean standing on the mandate of dingBAT

oxiide22:
why are you not active on your telegram? I wanna but you no longer avail