@ Eldee,

Beep. . . . . . SYNTAX ERROR.
You Gaynners are all ERRORISTS.

Heinze wasn't first choice when Madrid came calling. . . . . Evra was!!!!!!
If Gabby was 1st choice, he wouldn't move to Real Madrid.
He fled cos he knew he wasn't as good as Evra defensively and going forward.

Wes Brown will attract many big clubs.
Madrid, Milan, Barca and Inter Milan if he chooses to go there.
No big 4 team will buy Brown and yet. . . . Chelsea signed Sidwell. . . . Arsenal signed Diarra.
Are y'all GAYnners this fickle?

@ Cassiel,

David was conceived and born on the 1st of April. . . . .That should tell u the whole story.
He was born feet first, his birth has been ancestrally-cursed cos his mother slept with 2 men while she was pregnant.
Dont blame this loser. . . . . Spermflakes now occupy where his brain sits.

@ Chuckdee4,

You are still a slowpoke after 2 years of ma intensive training to convert u to a soccer buff.
How many teams in the world have 22 WORLD CLASS PLAYERS in their team? Are u this fickle?
Is Justin Hoyte better than Wes Brown? Is Senderos better than Wes Brown?
So what makes u think clubs won't twist their necks to sign Wes Brown?

How many clubs were after Roy Keane after he left Man Utd? FORTY football clubs.
Brown may not be 1st choice in Man Utd but he would be first choice in any other club in the premiership.
You cannot compare United's 1st team players to Arsenal's. . . . . .The CLASS between both clubs is a wide gulf.
The last time both teams decided to play their fringe players. . . . .United thumped y'all 4-0, Spurs thumped y'all 5-1.

Your last paragraph was even as moronic as the person that spewed it.
Would AC Milan sign Brown if they had an injury-free squad. . . ? Can a manager guarantee an injury-free season for his club?
Players are bought to fill in the blank spaces should regular team members get injured/suspended.
Mr Doofus, Many teams in the PREM will sign Brown should he leave Man Utd at the end of the season.
If REAL MADRID can sign Gabriel Heinze . . . . . .Milan will buy Wes Brown. End of!

@ Marlet01,

Don't tow the line of em spastic Gaynners!!!
Fergie kept Brown as a RB because Roma had tall strikers and only O'Shea could have matched Vidic's height.
It has nuthing to do with him wearing shoes . . . . I agree Sagna is a tad better than Brown and this is because RB is not Brown's natural position.
Justin Hoyte that Nani and Fletcher turned inside out? U must be taking the piss.
How many strikers have turned Brown the way Hoyte was made useless by United's squad players? Y'all dont have a CLUE.

@ Chuckdee4,

If Arsenal had Wes Brown, Toure wouldn't be playing as a RB or Senderos as a CB.

It seems u dunno what Ferguson is all about.
Man Utd will not overpay any player. . . . .A football fan like u should know that.
Brown is a legend but United helped him more than he helped United. . . .geddit?
Fergie is ready to pay him 55k per week plus bonuses if United win the EPL title this season(which i am sure its certain).

Remember Ferdinand stalled his deal too when he wanted 120k two seasons ago?
At the end of the day, He had to make a U-turn when fans booed him for his disloyalty.
Can u say Rio is a squad player and that was why Fergie didn't pay him what he demanded?
Having a brilliant debate with a Gaynner is almost impossible these days. . . . . .All Gaynners are fickle!!!!!

@ Chuckdee4,

Is it until Real Madrid sign a player that he becomes fulfilled?
What won't i hear from Gaynners? Real Madrid is Man United's dumpsite.
Where do i start? Beckham, Ruud, Heinze and even Carlos Queiroz. . . .
These days, they are begging Fergie to let em have the 1st bidding after we finish with Cristiano Ronaldo.
Real Madrid thrive on the scraps of United's products. . . .FACT!! We shall let em have Ronaldo when he clocks 31.

My point is: Wesley Brown has won more meaningful titles than ARSENAL FC.
He has won the Carling Cup(which evades Wenger) and most especially the UCL which Arsenal FC is yet to win.
Blimey, he has 5 EPL titles in his coffers. . . . .Arsenal FC have only won 3.
If i were u, i will hang ma head in shame!!!!
BROWN is a LEGEND.  

@ Emperoh,

Boro should go down like most teams have done this season.
Van Der Sar will surely get a breather so expect to see KitKat/Ben Foster on sunday.
If Van Der Sar gets picked against Boro. . then KitKat/Ben Foster WILL feature in the dead rubber game against Roma.
Fergie will be hoping to give the Dutch goalie a one week rest before facing the GAYnners.

Sir Alex is a wise man. . . . . He might not shape things the normal way on sunday.
Lemme have a crack at his likely formation.

Foster

Neville Rio Brown O'Shea


Ronaldo Anderson Hargreaves Nani

Tevez Rooney.

@ Chuckdee4,

Chelsea are strong defensively? How many goals have they conceded this season in the league?
Are we talking about the same Chelsea that lost 2-0 at Old Trafford?
Puhleeeeeeeeeeeeeaze, United have all what it takes to win the UCL if 75% of the defence quartet stays fit.

United's midfield is the best in Europe. . . . Hargo, Anderson, Scholes and Carrick are as good as any other midfield i know.
Ferguson is spoilt for choice in this department and the creativity they supply to the attack department is top draw.
Scholes killed off Liverpool some weeks ago with his imperious quality while Anderson kept Gerrard in his pockets as usual.

The HOLY TRINITY is the most functional attack in the world.
Their fluidity, ability to play in different positions and not always stagnant in the opponent's box is a plus.
Defenders get confused on who to mark out PLUS they got Ronaldo and Nani to spice things up when all look LOST.
Go to the nearest Ladbrokes, WilliamHill or Coral. . . . .  UNITED all the way.

@ HNIC,

How can u compare Wes Brown to Flamini?
Brown has won more meaningful titles than the whole Arsenal as a club.
UCL, FA Cup, 5 EPL titles, Intercontinental cup and the shield.
Brown is a fulfilled football player. . . .

@ Chuckdee4,

Scum mentality or Gooners mentality?
Have u forgotten how Gallas kicked wonderbwoy Nani at Old Trafford?
73 RED CARDS under Wenger should tell the whole story.

Arsene Wenger said Matt Taylor should never play football again after Eduardo's incident.
Abou Diaby commited the same foul against Bolton. . . I didn't hear Megson say anything concerning that.
Your manager is a deceitful hypocrite.

This is not about under-estimation. . . . .Gaynners have bottled it big time.
If u cannot win games at the Emirates then what are u bloody doing in the UCL?
Liverpool have earned the rights to go through. 0-0 will seal the tie for em.

Come on SCOUSERS, Lets party on Nairaland.

@ MC Omo,

I have been hearing the same prattle from u for over 2 years.
What if Ronaldo's form dips and reh reh reh. . . . .
Can u deny he has been the most consistent performer in the best part of the last 2 years?

Viva Ronaldo. . . . . .Conqueror of the ROMAN EMPIRE!!!!!!!!!

@ Chuckdee4,

I won't rub it in. . . .

Back to the topic. . . . .
As a United die-hard fan, i will be chuffed to bits if Arsenal knock the Scousers out.
Should Liverpool win, another little part of football's soul will be crushed under the weight of a pragmatic, win-at-all-costs attitude which has enveloped not just sport, but our world like a divisive, parasitic pillock since the days that the first conquistadors started to get greedy.
Rafa is a bloody consumerist, and his strategy will fail him come the day of reckoning.

However, if we flip the scripts over, I don't also want Gaynners to win it(Nairaland factor).
You Gaynners tend to overestimate the potentials of your paper-thin squad.
All of a sudden, Arsenal are the best team because they pulverised AC Milan at San Siro. . . Fab4 is better than Maradona and reh reh reh.
Just to shut y'all goons up. . . . I hope Liverpool win the tie and i pray Man Utd meet Liverpool in Moscow.
It suits me either way as Gooners and Scousers are all ASSWIPES.

P.S. I also hope Alonso crushes Fab4's legs before Gooners pay their visit to Fort Knox

@ Chuckdee4,

This is why i don't like having a debate with the Gaynners.
When did United go 3 years without winning a trophy? Don't compare United to Arsenal. . . SYNTAX ERROR.

2003--------------EPL title
2004--------------FA Cup
2005--------------XXXXXX
2006--------------Carling Cup
2007--------------EPL title
2008--------------EPL & UCL title.

Lets look at Arsenal

2003---------------FA Cup
2004---------------EPL
2005---------------FA Cup
2006---------------XXXXXXX
2007---------------XXXXXXXXXX
2008---------------XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

@ Chuckdee4,

Typical Gaynner.

If u consider the fact that Flamini has never won a major title in his career in England then u would understand why he is stalling.
AC Milan. . . . . . They won the UCL last season.
Inter Milan. . . . .They won the SERIE A last season and they will nick it this season again unless they slip up to Roma.
Roma. . . . . . . . They won the Coppa Italia + Supercoppa Italiana last season and might win the SERIE A this season if Inter's season capitulates.

As u can see, all the Italian teams above have won something major in the last calendar year.
Arsenal haven't won any major title in the last 3 years and there's a huge possibility Arsenal will win ZILCH this season again.
What is to say Wenger will buy more players? Even if he does, how do u know Ferguson won't splash anutha 60 million this summer?
Liverpool and Chelsea are also very rich and they will be looking to improve their squad with more quality players.

I don't see Arsenal winning anything in the next coupla years if they fail to win anything this season.

chuckdee4:

Could it just be that he's concentrating on the football rather than the contract (He aint a Chelsea money bag who'll hold his club to ransom) and why would he want to go to a has been Italian team with no near future prospects

And what future prospects do Arsenal have?
In 4-5 days, Arsenal might finish this season TROPHYLESS again for the 3rd time. Is that what u call prospects? Gaynners are jokers!!!!
Flamster is stalling his contract because he wants to know if Arsenal is really an achieving team or not. . .

Mind u, this season is Arsenal's best chance to win something . . . . .Chelsea's problems concerning Jose/Grant. . . . Man Utd's injury woes at the start of the season and Rafa's tinkering. . . . . I don't see all these things happening next season as most teams have learnt their lessons.
It might take anutha 4 years before Arsenal win the EPL title or any other meaningful title.

If i were FLAMINI, i would move on to a bigger team than Arsenal. The club have no ambition.

@ Debosky,

I hope u don't CRASH OUT . . . . . . but what IF. . . . . . .
The amount of fuckery, plonkery and buffoonery will sink THE TITANIC.
Anyways, i am patiently waiting for tuesday.
Me thinks your TREBLE beckons!!!!

@ Debosky,

I can't be nicked for such an offence as it was mutual consent.
Lil did u know she asked me to and i obliged. . . . Her spouse was always on the move and she caught him cheating a coupla times.
Dont sweat it, the cops will go back to their van when the gurl tells em she willingly offered herself to me.
So, i am gonna be here till May. . . . . The GAYnner torture starts next week should u crash out in the UCL.
It's going to be a CIRCUS.

@ Debosky,

Are there still doubts that Ronaldo is the best player to have ever played in this league?
In ma own opinion, there is no further doubts.
This lad has proven he is ready to blaze the world with his athleticism and a wealth of natural skills.
The goal he scored against Roma was all about BRAVERY. . . How he covered 20 yards in 3 seconds to power that header home was outstanding!!

Many of y'all would frown and mention names like Henry, Ruud or Zola.
However, let it be known that none of these players were public enemy #1 in their career. . .
Some 21 months ago, Ronaldo was being booed all over the country, wherever he played. . . English fans hated him more than Osama.
But. . . . He kept going, proving people wrong even the Gaynners and pushed Man Utd to the title.
This season . . . He has even matured and i back him to bang 40 goals by the end of the season.(Henry never clocked 40 in the EPL)

@ Cassiel,

Don't sweat, babes!!!!
Kit is only jealous of us. . . . . We keep soaring, Arsenal keep falling.
While United have won the last 7 games on the trot. . . . . Arsenal have won just 1, losing 1 and drawing 5 in the same period.
Thats enuff schitzo for em to worry about.

@ Kit,

Leave Cassiel alone. . . .
Why are u on her case? She is not Razorr.
Razorr has never browsed after 11pm before on this forum. . . . . .
Besides, will Razorr come as Cassiel and support Man Utd?
Think!!!!!!!!!!

@ Debosky,

Now u want Jackal banned and his house raided for TV License?
The laws are not enforced here and the last occupant of me house probably had. . . .
Although, i used ma old address when i was buying ma TV so i am a smart dude unlike u.

@ D-reloaded,

Naomi Campbell? You sure have a poor taste.
Nobody reckons with her here.

Kate Winslet, Kate Beckinsale, Gemma and Anna Friel. . . .
You need to check em out. They are gracious.

@ morenike09,

With ur latest dumb post, u have made me lose appetite on this topic.
If u wanna take jabs at UK peops, do so with constructive points not via lazy n dumb pics like the last one u did.
U r pathetic!!!

@ D-reloaded,

While i agree Americans have more beautiful women than the Brits, they also have more ugly peops.
I watch Jerry Springer on TV. . . . .and those butch lesbians are good replica of mountain gorillas.
Someone told me they have the highest assembly of ugly peops in the world.

UK kids having hunger pangs?
Blimey. . . . . .40 pounds is enuff to feed any kid @ Sainsburys or Waitrose!!!!!
Food is the cheapest commodity in the UK. . . . . A kid of 5 knows that.

Okrika undies in the UK?
This is not NY where Chinese peops sell fake products for y'all
Half of the thangz y'all wear in the USA are fakes anyway. . . . .

@ D-reloaded,

Prince Charles and Camilla dated long before Charles met Diana.
It's like comparing ur present date to that Ibadan boy u dated in high school. . . .
Hell, it's not about beauty here. . . . .  .The Prince can shag any woman he wants in the world with the kinda money he's got!!!!
It's about FIRST LOVE. ;

@ Nwando,

Dont even start. . . . .
The only distinguishing thang is the American kid's obesity. . . . .Its a problem down there.
Everything looks FAT. . . . Its y'all habit.

@ D-reloaded,

Americans are hoodlums. . . . .They rob, kill and steal.
Thats about the only thang u know how to do.
No wonder your country was disgraced in Vietnam and Somalia. . . . .

@ Danity,

Dont mind Nwando.
The Brit kid is a baby. . . . . .The American kid is the PIKIN(unhealthy, overweight and mentally-challenged)!!!

@ Bawolomo,

On the contrary, Life must be tough for u living in a trailer parks.
It is only in the USA u see poeps holed up in a nasty ghetto and feeling cool about it.

James Bond/Halle Berry. . . .  .Halle Berry musta shagged enough Bond producers to get that role.
Did u see how Leonardo Di Caprio was on HEAT for Kate Winslet in Titanic? She nearly sued for sexual assault after the epic blockbuster.

Benjamin Franklin compared to Isaac Newton.
Pass the spliff u smoking to the next geezer, mate!!!

@ morenike09,

Go hang your head in shame!!!!
Worry about how u peops are being treated like 3rd class citizens.
Even Latinos who crossed the border look at y'all like scumbags . . . .
Still wonder why Hillary Clinton is pounding Obama on Latino votes?

@ Almondjoy,

Education? Where were American scholars when Isaac Newton were cracking gravity laws in physics!!!!!!
Fashion? FUBU, Sean John, True Religion? No wonder American tourists are locked outside night-clubs in the UK
Romance? Dont even go there. . . . a country with the highest number of rape rates can't be romantic.
Music/Movies/Entertainment? Show us stats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Transportation? I am having a laugh. . . . UK have the best transport system than the USA.
Manners? Come on ,  . . . . . . An average American has no morals and scruples. . . . He is a doofus and mentally-challenged.
Beauty? . . . .Babes, i have seen enuff of y'all on Jerry Springer shows(Buncha pathetic losers, airing their soiled laundries for $100).


Have i answered your questions?

P.S. Your $200 hair treatment cannot even pay ma TV license. . . . . and this is the least of ma bills.
You are hell bent on the figure. . . . but what is the value? $200 is 100 quid(less than a bottle of Pink Rose BUBBLY).
Lets face it. . . . . Americans are cheap!!!

@ Almondjoy,

What David Beckham does for a living?
Ask Tom Cruise!!!!!!!!!!!!  All i know is he makes $500,000 every week in Los Angeles.
When he was in the UK in his prime. . . . He was only making $100,000 a week.
That should tell u how inferior y'all are.

Atiku's loots are loitering in nearly all the Bank Of America branches in the USA.
Obasanjo tried all he could to retrieve em funds but even the FBI colluded with Atiku and they told us they found nuthing.
How dare u talk about looted funds here? Don't open y'all can of worms here.
Look at y'all jumping at the opportunity to go to Iraq and milk their oil dry. . . . . Y'all are pathetic!!!!!
Thieves, hoodlums, street-urchins. . . . U have everything in multitudes. . . . Why not go to Darfur?(of course, they have no oil)

@ naija_diva,

Isn't that a shame on its own.
1 of the 2 recognised UK artistes took 5 grammy awards in the midst of 1000 female artistes in America.
Y'all aint getting something right. . . . . Showin booties and silicone-aided boobs on TV is not the thang but singing for the moment.

@ Bawolomo,

Jessica Alba, Cameron Diaz? Ohhhhh ma days.
Those over-rated wenches wont even get a look-in here in the UK.
Kieran Richardson, a 22 year old soccer player of Sunderland FC used Kelly Rowlands of your Destiny's Child like a sanitary pad.
He had to get a restraining order to keep her away from him. . . . . .  .Your celebs are nuthing here.

@ Almondjoy,

Dry UK artistes?
Yet, Amy Winehouse(UK reject) took all the meaningful awards @ your Grammy awards.
She made Beyonce n Rihanna look like amateurs with her unique neo-soul voice.
Don't hate the Brits. . . . . We are solid.

We are used to ugliness?
How come David Beckham brought LAX down to its knees.
I even heard u travel all the way from your New Orleans abode to see Beckham in Los Angeles.
Babes, we got everything unlike y'all who can only boast of haggard vultures like Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie.

@ Almondjoy,

What about Snoop Dogg who feels his love-vendor status makes him untouchable in the UK?
He got cuffed and detained @ Heathrow and has been banned from entry the UK for LIFE!!!!!
Tell him we don't tolerate indo-smoking and purple shoes in the UK.

uspry1:

Again, 4Play copied from sexuality section recently [https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-124591.0.html ]

Survey: Fla. Teens Believe Drinking Bleach Will Prevent HIV
Some Teens Also Believe Mountain Dew Will Stop Pregnancy

UPDATED: 4:34 pm EDT April 2, 2008

ORLANDO, Fla. -- A recent survey that found some Florida teens believe drinking a cap of bleach will prevent HIV and a shot of Mountain Dew will stop pregnancy has prompted lawmakers to push for an overhaul of sex education in the state.

The survey showed that Florida teens also believe that smoking marijuana will prevent a person from getting pregnant.

State lawmakers said the myths are spreading because of Florida's abstinence-only sex education, Local 6 reported.

They are proposing a bill that would require a more comprehensive approach, the report said.

It would still require teaching abstinence but students would also learn about condoms and other methods of birth control and disease prevention.

The bill just passed its first vote in a committee, Local 6 reported. Watch Local 6 News for more on this story.

Source: http://www.local6.com/news/15773787/detail.html

Pathetic!!!!!!!!

Are these kids normal kids with managable IQs or the mentally-ill?
How can a cap of bleach prevent HIV? In the 21st century?
Nwando, hang your head in shame. . . . .These kids keep letting u down.

@ HNIC,

Liverpool will be a different scenario to AC Milan.
Go and check the number of games Milan have lost at San Siro this season and u will marvel.
How many times have Liverpool lost to an English club at Anfield this season? NONE!!!!!!!!!!
Only Man Utd have the bragging rights to go to Anfield and get maximum points . . .The same Man Utd that thumped y'all 4-0.

Besides, RVP is out again after copping anutha injury last night.
Where is the goal gonna come from? Adebayor? We all know the lanky Togolese is finished.
The last time he scored in England bar yesterday was some 7 weeks ago. . . .It might take anutha 3 weeks before he scores again.
Hleb, Cesc and Flamster are all tired running on empty tanks. . . . .Will Sagna be back before tuesday?

Its a HUGE ASK for the GAYNNERS and it will take a Biblical Miracle to overcome the Scousers at Anfield.

@ morenike09,

Remove yourself outta here.
Heard through the grapevine u , Nwando and TOH have been voting with several usernames u got in your kitty.
The poll result is shady.

@ tkb417,

Of course, anyone going to the USA on vacation will enjoy it.
You stay in the Hotel, shop and relax. . . . .This does not show u the REAL side of the flick.
Stay there for more than 6 months then u will know what we are talking about.

@ nwando,

Discrimination? Nah
However, u cannot blame your British employer for sacking u because he cannot understand your English.
Your igbo-accent will be well appreciated in a country like the USA. . .Afterall, they don't know better.
I am g'onna, i wannna, it's pure fuckery!!!!

@ blue-sky,

George Bush is mentally-challenged.
His brain capacity is at par with that of a butter-fly.
The only country he could have goverened succesfully is America. . . .I dont see him leading a country like the UK.
Do u really think Bush can be that astute to face David Cameron in the Parliament?