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Salah na boss

Bakayoko na salad

Neymar1095:
Alonso taking freekicks instead of Hazard is. Apart from dribbling what is Hazard good at again...... Fraud.

Hazard is right-footed

Alonso whack freekick

Kante suppose chop yellow

Milner dey spoil midfield ooo

BlowJobs:
. Thank you for the advise. But you got the picture wrong. Pigin dey hard to explain everything sometimes. If i say Mrs K said this or that. What i actually mean is "Mrs K suggested that" or "Mrs K's opinion is"

She's calling no short. I think i have to elaborate better the kind of person she is (maybe on some other post) and the kind of person i am.

Also i want you to know that here is not like naija. Everyone has an opinion, even kids. America is a very opinionated country, you can't disregard other person's opinion just because you want to "take charge". Regardless, she listens to me and take my advise 99% of the time. That's why we have been able to work on our issues.

Let me write the direct transcript of our conversation like i remembered it

Mrs K: (on Amazon looking for a winter jacket)Babe i like this one, should i buy it?

Me: (checks computer sees price) chineke!!, 189$?. No!, e too cost. I think you can get it cheaper on cyber Monday. Why not wait or check eBay. you have to buy a size larger though.

Mrs K: it's not that expensive you know. Besides, its a brand name. And why a size larger?

Me:So it fits next year, you know, just incase we got preg

Mrs k: i actually been reading about that and post baby fats. I really think we should change our diet to include more vegetables and healthy options. It's for our own good and also the baby. I need your support about it. You know i can't do it on my own. Think about it as you finally getting the six packs.

Me: with all the food wey you chop sef, you no even change. I'd have to think about it. Make a list of things we need to cut out of our groceries and the list of the healthy options. Let's see what we need to improve on

Mrs K: (Making a list) (first on list, Pizza)

Me: (saw pizza). No, not pizza. You can decide not to eat pizza.

Mrs K: (makes the list without pizza). I'm gonna buy you baby books for xmas (while giggling uncontrollably).

Me: (stares at her)

Mrs K: c'mon, its cute. It gets you prepared mentally.(still laughing)

*Notification comes up on her Facebook*

Conversation changes to getting an oil change , back to winter jacket, to the amount of points i have on Jet blue airline, to spending xmas in New york.

I go love ooo

Will this scholarship be available next year?

Draei:
Lmao! They just killed a uniben security guard this morning. Back gate has been locked. Student there are forced to take an alternative long route to school. What do you have to say about that?

Yeah ekosodin is now a bit calm but still, i wouldn't advise any male fresher to go live there yet...

Leave am. Make e dey yarn nonsense

dannB:
If you are updated you will realise that Ekosodin is calm and peaceful now unlike some years back,security challenges affect every area in Edo state.Dont create unnecessary tension to people they are at liberty to choose where to live,its only God that protect.

I hear you.
Ekosodin spokesman

dondavad:
25k....are serious?
a room with kitchen and bathroom
is ekosodin far from school?

Do not stay in Ekosodin please. You're still a freshman

error4040:
Bro dont Fall for that scam, that's a nigga hiding under a woman skirt

Really? I never knew

peterphd:
He is not Nigerian. Uniform and rifle don't say so.

That's Air force camouflage oga

chally4real:
hahhaha..bloody civilians dont know the difference blw a soldier and an officer...hes just a soldier and not an officer...go to d north..u will see kids wearing d uniform..dis one here is bloody old...#sign and sealed#

Na NYSC uniform make this one dey call people "Bloody civilians"

22 years

Where he dey rush go?

elfmann:
How u take know say na woman?

Pidgin na woman.. u no see the (f) behind her moniker

bigtt76:
You have no idea what it takes to be in an inter-racial relationship. You can't even speak your tribe on phone without being suspected. You can't excuse your partner to go receive a call away from them.

Don't forget Mrs K is quite a familiar person to the family and would always want to know what's going on with them, how can BlowJobs all of a sudden starts conversing in his tribe? BTW is there a name for the 'dollar' in local Nigerian languages?

Please stop critiquing BlowJobs posts, if you can't share your experience leave others to do so peacefully. We are all learning from his experiences and we wish him all the best.

Why all of una dey attack my wife Pidgin
Abeg make una take am easy oo

uboma:
You may need to add Zinc tablets and ORT for loss of fluid.


Also eat some slices of bread with water.


Good health to you.

Thank you very much.. will try it

See the first-degree burns and blisters on her skin

.

All students do nowadays is to go to school and have sex.
Shameful

Public craze..
We here in Yabaleft are wishing dem a successful relationship

Mayydayy:
NOTE:
All of them are whitemen

Osama na white abi.. Pol Plot na white shey

BlowJobs:
I am still doing my own shakara. However, deep inside me. I just wanna talk to her.

I know things are different now cos she's my wife. I'm just really mad and at this point, i don't even know why I'm mad.

So, as a married man now, i need to explain to my wife how i spend my money and what i plan to spend my money on.. chai!!!.
See as i throway freedom of "bachelorhood".

Anyway, i still love my wife.. make i do my own shakara too

na you send those messages abi na she

BlowJobs:
Guys, I'm at the airport.


I might not reply for now.

Mrs K and i got into a huge fight. She was mad, then calm down amd i was mad and I'm still yet to calm down

However, na just shakara. I just wanna stay mad for a while just cos she was mad at frist.

chei... abeg make una no fight ooo. The journey has just begun.

Wetin u dey do for airport?? My friend u better turn back and settle with her

infinity00:
E be like say this not admitted list still long oh

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Crystalline99
kingenitan
GeoSilYe
kaluxy007
OLOGvincent
Emmagenius
chuksdavidkwame
Jascart130
originals1
mozedy
dannyben5
Bauer1
Dmasterhero
TheManOfTheYear
Debaw
TeenaMay
vivienD
dessz
mynaija123
Emmydox
salvchrist

DE names here don't have any issue, UNIBEN is yet to forward thier names to JAMB, but UTME please take heart o any day from now the status can change. Ladies and gents let us try and remember our fellow aspirants while praying in church today.

thanks. I'm for both UTME and DE ..... just hope they hurry up on the list...

BlowJobs:
ITS OFFICIAL!!!!!!!!!...

LADY K will now be known as Mrs K...

This time yesterday morning, i was so nervous.

it is 5:25am right now. Waking up in our hotel room this morning, i keep smiling watching her sleep, her hair coiled over her face and her 'backside" positioned so that when she farts, the diffusion starts right from my side of the bed . Well, i signed up for this. I haven't seen changes right now except this round, golden looking metal on one of my left hand-fingers closest to the left pinkie finger.

Life is good .

I have a plane to catch later in the evening.. short trip (pics definitely)

**Grabs champagne ***
**pops it open**

Yaaay!!! Members of this honorable thread,let's make a toast to the latest American couple. Uncle Blowjobs and Lady K
Cheers to marital bliss!!!!
Cheers to Happy Married Life!!!!
Cheers to Green Card!!!

Congratulations

YungJo207:
Yes I am back, where my men them dey? What have been going on here somebody pls summarize

Cc: blowjobs, manoftheyear,error404

In Spanish we say ¿Como están?

Laziness no go kill u

U want make we summarize all those pages... u better read through dem

360command:
you are "blocage mentale'.

why don't you take a stroll to Google?
And clarify your dumbness

FarahAideed:
Nigerians can never bring Shatta Wale down because they didn't make him , Shatta was made 100 percent in Ghana and Ghana alone .

And his music will remain in Ghana.
Guess you haven't heard, Nigeria is the yardstick for music success in Africa

360command:
I hate this old talk way back in the 90's.. 9ja gives ghana light, ghana no get money. Ghana no dey drive beta car.. Ghana people are all black.... Stupid.. Go and read, go and travel.. You give ghana electricity.. Yet u don't have..ghana generates its electricity..

You're a joke just as your comment

makydebbie:
You can't give what you don't have.

As a matter of fact,Ghana owes us over $3bn of debt over the Gas we supplied them.

Now Gas is used to generate electricity.