₦airaland Forum

suomi1990:
I touched down this country to the waiting arms of my crying babe, it was damn emotional for the poor girl, and a Naija guy who was working with a top British firm here....I believe in NETWORKING 150%!! Before I came here, I had Naija guys wey know as e dey go on ground to network with, my woman dey wonder as I take dey run my matters self I started a language school to brush up more on my skills which I had been sharpening already in Naija...Her family loves me so much because I hit the ground running in terms of communication....If you came from a poverty background like me, you just have to be humble, well, excruciating poverty suppose humble anyone, that is one quality I have too: I started working part time, a small job that I got courtesy of my Naija guy here,and combining it with classes too.. Now I’m not going for MASTERS the technical men, the hairdressers, the truck drivers, the skilled ones are the big boys here...professional jobs are here all the same, but aren’t easy my people, and certain restrictions apply e.g EU or non EU person...comments, questions etc!!!!

I dey feel you bro
I love your determination and strong will

suomi1990:
It was like a film trick to me when my Swedish babe announced to me that she was coming to visit me in Nigeria I had about one month to prepare for her coming, so I prepared an invitation letter for her, stating my address in Abuja then as reference. As a normal street man, I used my savings early enough in Ponzi at that time: MMM, Bitcoin etc... my savings had swelled to well over N2M, and I was making more money by just sitting on my laptop everyday, I once made 400k in one day on those sharp sharp ponzi...God bless Ponzi era!!! I was fortified for my Swedish girl’s visit so I flew to Lagos Airport to pick her up...Man, this oyibo chic was hot I paid for 2 nights at one exclusive hotel near Lagos airport and gave this oyibo chic the kind of treatment I had never given my previous Naija girls, I’m sorry... With my legend plus pepper soup and samsu (Warri I hail oh) I gave this oyibo chic enough doze of my massive D*K we went to Abuja and had more fun, then she left back for Sweden, our relationship became as powerful as ever, she was practically obsessed with me....but I deeply loved her because of her simplicity, as schools in Scandanavia gang up against me to stop my MSc, I gats find way visit then.....Who is on the bus?? Oya comments

How is Helsinki like?
Or are you in another city?

Gefwane stop leaving us in the lurch

Forceup:
Almost 80% of Nigerian guys smoke weed.. The smell isn't hard to find.

Hmmm
I must be among the 20% that don't

signature2012:
Am in New york,and i can tell you the level of abuse usage among teens in my environ is alarming.They smell and stink of weed daily.They are so addcited to it,a day without smoking it is a like a death sentence.

Weed intaking is bad except prescribe by a Doctor which i know is for those suffering from cancer.

very true.
America has a serious drug problem.

bigfrancis21:
Nope. Not at all.

So I can use my original school's transcript right?
Thanks alot

Following

Ladson:
Ema gbami keee
The enemies want to make jest of my life.
I have issue with the renewal of my passport. my first name is Bolaji but I have it as mobolaji on the passport. should I leave it or request for change of name?
All my certificates have Bolaji as my first name.

The change of name is what is given me concern. I was at the immigration office yesterday to do that ,the least price I was given was 120k.
Can someone help me with what I should do PLEASE

THIS Country IS TOO CORRUPT

Nsogbu dikwa

Your village people cannot win this war.

bigfrancis21:
Ss1 to Ss3 is fine.

Please the school I did my WAEC is different from the one I finished from. Will that be a problem?

jerrypeacelinks:
One of the best VISA Testimonies I have ever read. This lifted my spirit. NOTICE the words in BOLD, that is FAVOUR... God's grace will be sufficient for all of us in Jesus name!?

Amen oo

IamKashyBaby:
Nope...

I will be flying back to my country but definitely i will be here on NL on my holiday

Interesting
Not really active in Romance but mind if I ask "What country?

IamKashyBaby:


Those who wanna join, ENJOY THE PAAAAAARTTEEY !

Juz don't forget to drop some pishurez afterwards

You ain't coming?

NoFavors:
Stop wailing poor boy

OK. But keep in mind this is a faceless forum. Don't go round calling everyone" poor" just because you dimwitted imagination tells you so.

People of different calibre are found here.

Love yourz

NoFavors:
No be by force to go na. If you can't afford the 5k, sit in your house. It's that simple

Because I asked the fare to be reduced doesn't mean I can't afford it. I just want the purpose of Equality..

Please go back to school... mechanic apprenticeship won't help you

DrinkLimca:
Rubbish!!!!!!!!! After shouting happy new year and thanking God for yet another year, you actually expect me to go to the beach on the second day of 2018 abi?

Tell who sent you that the devil is a lie according to Jayz..
.By the way, i will never attend any get together party by nairalanders, even if the venue is a block away from me...

You expect me to rub shoulders with all these jambites and ugly girls and local guys?
no offence to cool guys like vizkid, but i want a get together party with strictly by invitation.... where big guys like synzu , no favours, caring guy etc. will attend, that way, i get to rub shoulders with real people...

Note: right now playing blessings by big Sean ft Drake...


Note before you quote me to say rubbish, you have to come to our fast lane life to see how we live...


I don't see heaven, much better than this.

by the way, by January, i will be in Malaysia, so no need...

I am here for a good time and not a long time.

Pride kills.
If I'm to check your "real life".. you could probably be one apprentice in Aba who barely has 5k in his account.

Don't bother coming cuz you can't even afford the transport fare to Lagos let alone Lekki

And don't bother replying cuz I won't grace it

NLevents:
no sir. It is a party at a beach

Then cut down the morafùcking gate fee for guys.

NLevents:
Your opinion has been noted. Thanks for passing by

Oga make una reduce that gate fee ....

Na Party for Heaven we dey go??

OmoDavido:
Mr man you can't ever be admitted to Unilag this year if you didn't meet the required cutoff mark for the course you applied for and if you scored below 12 in your post utme. You better face reality now.

Mr man, I'm not a Unilag aspirant.
Direct Entry 200level Chemical Engineering here (Uniben).

Sorry

OmoDavido:
Just as expected. I won't go down this lane with you, because you don't worth my time.

Bye.

Na so una dey do
When you realised you've been defeated in the argument beyond reasonable doubt, you now play the "Bye" card..

OmoDavido:
All these aspirants keep looking for news that will make them happy. Even those that don't know anything about Unilag.


Unilag doesn't joke her merit list. For one's name to be in the merit list the person must have meet the required cutoff mark.

The rubbish talks about connections can never happen with the merit list. Once you meet the cutoff mark for your course, you will surely be admitted.

Unilag is fair with her admission processes Unlike other schools like Futa etc.

And for that girl's name to have been on merit list, that means she met the required cutoff mark for her course.

So aspirants should face reality, if you didn't meet your cutoff mark try other schools and leave Unilag out of your problems.

Unilag spokesperson ...
Blabbing up and down as if you don't know the country we are in.

haywire07:
Asif u know who she knows

Besides if na same name dem get nko?

It's the same Reg number

I don't know why you guys are worrying over the CAPS (or whatever) issue.
That should only concern you if at all you were admitted.
Till then,let's focus on the list now guys

irynterri:
Matthew 16:18 Jesus said to Simon, you are Peter (which means rock) and upon you my church will stand and the gates of hell will never prevail against it.
John 21:15-18 When they had finished breakfast, Jesus said to Simon Peter,* “Simon, son of John, do you love me more than these?”* He said to him, “Yes, Lord, you know that I love you.” He said to him, “Feed my lambs.”
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He then said to him a second time, “Simon, son of John, do you love me?” He said to him, “Yes, Lord, you know that I love you.” He said to him, “Tend my sheep.”
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He said to him the third time, “Simon, son of John, do you love me?” Peter was distressed that he had said to him a third time, “Do you love me?” and he said to him, “Lord, you know everything; you know that I love you.” [Jesus] said to him, “Feed my sheep. just a few verses, I would have loved to add more but that will make my post too lengthy

1000 likes... you nailed it

New noise to download

Ifakiland:
Go for hiv test after 3 months...I hope u come out positive...idiot...how can u Bleep a hoe u just met without condom in dis time and life.

McBeal10:
unpopular opinion tho. I'm guessing just like all those religions were formed by man that was how the most popular religion we've got Christianity and Islam were formed thousands of years ago by man.

Shut up!
Christianity was never formed by man. Christianity was formed by our Lord JESUS Christ.

Inject that into your skull

arcike:
d problem is u talk 2much... we no dey find trouble but if u try us, I just pity u... I just c u are tired of living

Blah blah blah
Look at this half-baked soldier talking tough to me.
I bet you can't even stand me in a man to man combat. (I might end up removing all your teeth). At the end you'd become a conscripted vegetarian.

When I'm done disabling all your teeth with some rounds of punches,you would not be able to pronounce the word "Chew".

Fúcking bastard calling himself soldier whereas there is no atom of DISCIPLINE in your words. I pity your type. Empty vessels without strength. All you do is rely on your bleached khaki to harass innocent,defenseless civilians

You single digit-IQ sub-human

arcike:
do u knw wat an ex-boy is? we hv bin carrying guns and going 4 map reading while u still dey hide behind ur mother.....

i survived 6yrs in NMS con pass out and a bloody civilian like u will dare confront me. just knw ur village ppl are after u if u try dat wit me.....



meanwhile according 2 my colleagues @ futo dat wasn't d accurate story. O.P pls get ur facts right

If dem born you well show up for Hall 3 (Uniben) dey form military.

We go castrate your testicules like a coconut being ripped off.
Your khaki will hold no water because it will become a matter of being MEN and not UNIFORM

Na dia u go know sey "man pass man"

makydebbie:
Your signature! I'm just noticing it.

Nice meeting you too. I'll keep being me regardless.

Aiit Ghana beauty

makydebbie:
Yea, I'm Deborah and I hate beans!

Lmao ..
What brought beans into this now?

Nice meeting you. Still observing you,if I see you're friendly enough, I might just have the courage to talk personally.
Till then

makydebbie:
Yay! Blackhawk01 I've found husband that'll take me to Amelica.

Yes Darling.... from your moniker.. your name might be Deborah.. right?

makydebbie:
If you say so.

Fine girl.... I wanna marry a Beautiful Black Ghanaian girl and take her to America... it might be you