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 Phones › Re: You Think Your Smartphone Is The Best ? Wait Until You See This by themonk(m): 9:56pm On Apr 30, 2015 |
op stop smoking old weed*  |
| Celebrities › Re: Mocheddah's Denim-on-denim Look Is Everything! (photos) by themonk(m): 8:35am On Apr 29, 2015 |
in olamides voice#...if i dey lie make my nose big like mo'chedda |
| Literature › Re: Story Of Addiction..... (love Story) by themonk(m): 7:29am On Apr 28, 2015 |
ikoko go chop flesh, chop bone also chop bread |
| Literature › Re: Story Of Addiction..... (love Story) by themonk(m): 7:56pm On Apr 27, 2015 |
hazardous:Bro, nothing do you. sorry about the stories you lost. Am not suprised that the semi-fictional femi has a way with girls i dont know for other places sha but in my school and in other schools in the east, engineering boys are always good with girls. Infact in my school some boys lie that they are engineering boys just to get a girl. As an engine boy, I also have some of the charateristics of femi(women magnet) but am not into cougars. that doesnt mean am not thinking of trying sha |
| Literature › Re: Story Of Addiction..... (love Story) by themonk(m): 2:01am On Apr 27, 2015 |
I must confess, I hardly comment on nairaland but this story caught me. When i started reading it was the thought of a "science boy" with not much literary ingenuity that engulfed my mind. As i levitated to subsequent pages i saw a writer filled with potential that can be likened to gold in it raw state - rare, not-fully-tapped and priceless. Your style is unique, you at one point said the story drafts some scenes from your real life, what an adventurous life you have then - scaling from your banging escapades to your pun prowess to your skillful use of words. Your suspense can be likened to the stimulation of the clitoris* of a woman who was stricken mad by conji**(libido) and then left void of no OGA to help her to a denouement or a man who is being given a blow** job and just before he want to realease the girl left his OGA to dangle. You body ingenuity, I advice you take a career in writing no matter how small is the time you devout to it, just try and give it a little of your time. One thing amazes me about your writing - the way you create fictional charaters and their behaviour show underailed linearity at all parts of the write-up yet i can't still predict the story - femi is known to be sucker for sex* or would we say he has a god given aphrodisiac influencing his fictional persona, but on some occasions he doesn't push as much as i would predict in the face of sex, just like when he wanted to sleep with ruka but she wouldnt let him get to the promised land - normal femi we know in real life would talk ruka into sex because he has a way with words and he loves sex but why wouldnt the fictional femi do that?. The answer is not far - femi has another character that respects peoples choices. I wouldnt have an answer but one, if i asked how could this your first write up and it has much coherence? - It was modelled from a real life experience. Am so happy to read your write-up bro, more strenght to your phalanges and more strenght to your d*ck( may it neva limp). I did science too in high school, am almost done with a degree in electronic engineering in college and am passionate about writing. |
| Celebrities › Re: Star Actress Stella Damasus Flaunts Hot Cleavage In New Photo by themonk(m): 6:54pm On Apr 21, 2015 |
kambili999:new style  u thought she would now have a boobi made of silicon or what? |
| Celebrities › Re: Star Actress Stella Damasus Flaunts Hot Cleavage In New Photo by themonk(m): 10:30am On Apr 21, 2015 |
kambili999:so you came to see huge cleavage abi |
| Business › Re: Xenophobia: MTN Nigeria Warns Of 6,000 Job Losses by themonk(m): 10:23am On Apr 21, 2015 |
soldierdollar:i swear, thats the only thing. the simple sever come fast pass normal mtn browsing sef. am downloading all kinds of videos, even ones i dont need, just to punish mtn. 1 Like 1 Share |
| Politics › Re: Apc To Shutdown Mtn, Shoprite , Dstv And Other South African Business In Nigeria by themonk(m): 11:17am On Apr 18, 2015 |
i still have some important videos to download with my MTN cheat, they should give me more time. they can shut down dstv and most importantly shoprite, somr girls want to extort me on sunday. |
| Forum Games › Re: Romance Game For Romancelanders....[ TAG AND ASK] by themonk(m): 10:31am On Apr 18, 2015 |
lalasticlala:what does lalasticlala actually mean |
| Forum Games › Re: Romance Game For Romancelanders....[ TAG AND ASK] by themonk(m): 10:29am On Apr 18, 2015 |
ireneony:can your smile make my D**k stand?? |
| Forum Games › Re: Romance Game For Romancelanders....[ TAG AND ASK] by themonk(m): 10:24am On Apr 18, 2015 |
ireneony:whats your selling point?? |
| Forum Games › Re: Romance Game For Romancelanders....[ TAG AND ASK] by themonk(m): 10:14am On Apr 18, 2015 |
How good are you in bed?? ireneony |
| Forum Games › Re: Romance Game For Romancelanders....[ TAG AND ASK] by themonk(m): 10:11am On Apr 18, 2015 |
How do 'everyday' guys react to your waist rokiatu |
| Crime › Re: Xenophobic Attack:evacuation Of Nigerians From South Africa Begins On Monday-fg by themonk(m): 10:06am On Apr 18, 2015 |
Nigerian immigrants in S.A waiting for fg to bring them back home should just be ready to die. |
| Foreign Affairs › Re: We Won't Apologise, Foreigners Are Not Welcome -south Africa King Replies by themonk(m): 9:46am On Apr 18, 2015 |
south Africans who couldn't fight apartheid is now fighting their fellow blacks. 1 Like
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| Celebrities › Re: Toolz And Tunde Demurun, Her Man Step Out In Style (Photo) by themonk(m): 9:29am On Apr 18, 2015 |
why is the color of her leg different from her face ? |
| Celebrities › Re: So Cute & Adorable! Proud Dad J Martins Shows-off His Son by themonk(m): 8:43pm On Apr 17, 2015 |
j.martin's barber has a phd in carving |
| Politics › Re: PHOTOS: South Africans Photographed Stealing From Attacked Foreign Stores by themonk(m): 8:02pm On Apr 17, 2015 |
And they think that is a solution to their genetic poverty and faulty brains. this is the only business strategy they could come up with Killing foreigners who are much more progressive than you cant help your wretched lives. God help the evil and violent ideology you are planting in your children's head, very soon we might hear of a situation where old people are killed by youths in south africa just to reduce their poverty infested lives. |
| Romance › Re: Female Libido Increase Btw 35 -45yrs????? by themonk(m): 11:52pm On Apr 15, 2015 |
ask those seeing cougars....incase this makes fp |
| Education › Re: Top 10 Universities To Study Engineering In Nigeria by themonk(m): 7:56pm On Apr 14, 2015 |
josgolf:I rep university of nigeria nsukka too, the first school indigenous college in nigeria and the first school to have the faculty of engineering in nigeria. I rep electronic engineering. Of the great lions and lionesses!!!! 2 Likes |
| Education › Re: Can You Solve The Maths Question For Singapore Schoolkids That Went Viral? by themonk(m): 6:59pm On Apr 13, 2015 |
Obinoscopy:Yeah, Exactly. I figured that out too. |
| Romance › Re: PLEASE!!! Can A Lady In The House Confirm This Theory. by themonk(m): 8:14pm On Apr 12, 2015 |
| Politics › Re: Another Lie In Apostle Johnson Suleman 2015 Prophesy by themonk(m): 7:44pm On Apr 12, 2015 |
RockMaxi:Bro, the bible said heaven and earth will pass away but the word of GOD wont. it also said that GOD cannot lie. most times prophets that tell you that you MIGHT die that you should pray, maybe somebody is plotting your death. Imagine what you are saying, how can GOD really say a thing and it wont come to pass. i dont know what is ministering to thos people oo, but one thing is sure, GOD cannot lie!!!...some people are too skeptical and would not deviate from their orthodox or conventional way of reasoning even when reality is on your very face. GOD does not play dies, he knows the future!!, if GOD tells you something it must happen!!!. Do not be too religious to be realistic shalom 5 Likes 1 Share |
| Politics › Re: Election Crisis At Ilejemeje Ekiti State by themonk(m): 8:11pm On Apr 11, 2015 |
iyke926:bros, take it easy!!! You should start by fu*ck-ing yourself because you are part of INEC. |
| Rap Battles › Re: MY GUN SO Big.....(insert Any Line Here) by themonk(m): 6:11pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
My gun so big....your bi-tch thinks its my D-ICK |
| Romance › Re: What is The Weirdest Place You've Done "IT" by themonk(m): 7:58pm On Apr 07, 2015 |
iPrevail:no wonder ur porn videos are everywhere. her bf set u up. |
| Politics › Re: Bomb Explosion Rocks Enugu Polling Unit by themonk(m): 11:03am On Mar 28, 2015 |
ikeyman00:This is the most foolish statement ive seen in my life..you are a lousy APC propaganda machine. i dont even want to explain to you how foolish you are, cause u wont understand. 4 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Nigerians React To Obama’s Speech On Nigerian Elections by themonk(m): 11:17pm On Mar 23, 2015 |
Its worthy to note firstly that am not a radical supporter of either of PDP or APC, I could be correctly personified as an arm-chair political observer. I have few reasons for supporting GEJ, very few!!. Now back to the video, i would like to thank obama for not taking sides, because if he did he would have given me a reason to vote on saturday. Although i prefer GEJ, if obama said or implied we should vote GEJ, I would gladly give my vote to buhari. USA never has good intentions once the location exceeds the locus of their territory. 1 Like 1 Share |
| Health › Re: Please Help! How Can I Help Him Stop Smoking Weed? by themonk(m): 2:52am On Mar 22, 2015 |
free2ryhme:will you say that if you had a kid that smokes??..thought christianity preaches love and care, if you dont atleast try to change him, who will ..if u dont know how to interpret ur bible or use its quotation in the locus of the context being discussed just shut up!!! |
she did show cleavage but they ain't as huge as you exaggerated. some dresses made these days tho. smhbt
