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CrimeRe: Notorious Jungle, Agbole Finally Demolished by themonk(m): 7:14pm On Mar 03, 2020
Hope you gave them junglers a better place to stay?
CelebritiesRe: Inside Adedeji Adeleke's Private Jet (Video) by themonk(m): 11:58am On Mar 03, 2020
Grand Papa Ifeanyi Congrats.
HealthRe: Coronavirus: Italy Worst Hit In Europe As New Cases Emerge by themonk(m): 12:23pm On Mar 02, 2020
tsephanyah:
Hmm
Do you understand that this your picture is stupid?

Number 1 the numbers are wrong.
Number 2, Corona is novelty and is not well spread as common cold so it makes no sense to compare the casualties. You can't compare a sample of 50000 with a sample of a Billion or more. Makes no logical sense.
PhonesRe: An Open Letter To MTN With Regards To Their Recycling Of Numbers by themonk(m): 11:57pm On Mar 01, 2020
tk4rd:
In Nigeria, we copy a lot, and we end up pasting wrongly..
Do Americans also allow the new owners of the recycled numbers to still be receiving bank alerts of the old owners??
That is the job of the bank to fix. MTN/NCC gave you a contract that if you must use their SIM you must adhere to. But since most of you don't read, you are here blaming MTN/NCC for your woes, how is MTN/NCC supposed to control bank alerts? If you lose your SIM card, go to your bank and remove it from your profile, if your loved one is dead do the same for him or her. MTN/NCC cannot pay tax on a phone number when you have refused to recharge it and make use of their services, same is the business model abroad.

Your use of the SIM card is contingent that you must recharge it and use the airtime. By the way your calling out MTN instead of NCC looks very sinister, it seems you've been paid to demarket MTN.
PhonesRe: An Open Letter To MTN With Regards To Their Recycling Of Numbers by themonk(m): 9:24pm On Mar 01, 2020
Your open letter should be to the NCC who sets the standards
Numbers are recycled everywhere even in the US. You do not own a number for a lifetime and you accepted that contract by using a SIM card. You must recharge and use your credit to use a billable service to keep using your number.
Foreign AffairsRe: China Deploys Army Of Ducks To Fight Off Biggest Locust Invasion In 20 Years by themonk(m): 7:30pm On Mar 01, 2020
grin
Christianity EtcRe: Was Coronavirus Included In 2020 Prophecies? by themonk(m): 8:36pm On Feb 29, 2020
Very nice question wink

A pandemic of this magnitude should have been seen prior.
HealthRe: I Am Not The Uber Driver That Carried Italian Coronavirus Patient- Man Cries Out by themonk(m): 6:46pm On Feb 29, 2020
If this dude is smart, he will not make anything less than 20M from suing these news outlets.
HealthRe: British Man Dies From Coronavirus In Japan by themonk(m): 3:13pm On Feb 28, 2020
crazy times...
HealthRe: Coronavirus: Iran's Health Ministry Calls To Cancel Friday Prayers by themonk(m): 10:18am On Feb 28, 2020
marvin906:
how come the US isn't affected yet..
and almost all continents have one case or the other ..
or am I missing something
US is affected.

Yes you are missing something which is information.
HealthRe: Coronavirus: Pictures Of Screening Equipment For Travellers At Lagos Airport by themonk(m): 7:35am On Feb 28, 2020
Eteka1:
What makes one a suspect is high body temperature and if the man wasn't having any symptoms when he arrived, there was no reason to suspect or quarantine him.

Someone said this, someone said that. Go to the airport and see for yourself and don't believe everything posted on social media.
That will be if he was checked in the first place.

I don't believe everything posted on social media including that which says everyone at the airport is screened
HealthRe: Coronavirus: Pictures Of Screening Equipment For Travellers At Lagos Airport by themonk(m): 5:32am On Feb 28, 2020
NGpatriot:
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Ignorant ramblings. The fact that you are sick now doesn't mean you were showing symptoms yesterday hence the word incubation period.

Even your ignorant rant doesn't change the fact that our ports are on high alert and they are deploying electronic, manpower and scientific tools to detect and prosecute the virus, your fellow Nigerians rose up to detect, confine and treat the infected gentleman from Italy.

Just a few days ago, they conducted tests on a sick Lagosian, but it was negative so you can not open your hateful, bad bele, evil wishing and unpatriotic mouth to rant that your fellow Nigerians are not on the job doing their best.

Your fellow Nigerians are first responders, they are on the frontline facing danger to protect ungrateful loudmouths and cowards on the internet, but all hateful and unpatriotic people like you do is wish evil and calamity, celebrate and rejoice in destruction and negativity instead of rolling up your sleeves to contribute your own portion.

Btw, stop posting internet den say den say rubbish posted by internet cowards and unpatriotic losers.
You are responding emotionally not rationally to that dude. He brought up serious points, there is a reason recently most countries quarantines everyone on a ship if one single person is sick. The incubation period should be accounted for once a person is suspect.

Also someone in the screenshot above said he came in from Germany and was not screened. Obviously the government is trying but more needs to be done especially in educating people.
HealthRe: Coronavirus: Lagos Provides More Information About Nigeria's First Case by themonk(m): 5:14am On Feb 28, 2020
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HealthRe: Prevent Coronavirus From Getting To Nigeria - Senate Says FG Not Doing Enough by themonk(m): 3:14am On Feb 28, 2020
LoJ:
Hello,

you sent me a message sometime ago. I receive so many messages that, I find it difficult to attend to them all at the appropriate time. It is only today that I did read your message. If you still need my opinion, confirm to me.

Take care of you.
Most definitely I do, I need all the help I can get because I'm like a deer in a headlight right now trying to figure out what is going on. Since I wrote you a couple more things have happened and I've learnt a little but any response you give will still be relevant and appreciated.

Thanks.
HealthRe: Coronavirus: These Beard Style May Make One More Likely To Catch Coronavirus by themonk(m): 8:18pm On Feb 27, 2020
cheesy
RomanceRe: Can You Take A Bullet For Your Girlfriend? by themonk(m): 6:18pm On Feb 27, 2020
You can only tell when you are in the face of danger, you can joke about it now but you don't know what love can do.

Also some people who claim they can will hear gunshot and fly to their Village. grin
HealthRe: Prevent Coronavirus From Getting To Nigeria - Senate Says FG Not Doing Enough by themonk(m): 5:32pm On Feb 27, 2020
jayfolarin:
Algeria is pretty temperature my dude. We all know that respiratory tract diseases thrive best in cold weather. There is a little truth to what he's saying.

possible to spread and infect people in Nigeria? Ofcourse! But the chances of a wide-spread pandemic in the country is low
So we should gamble and follow him and tell the senate to shut up?

This is a new virus, not much is known about it. We should take EVERY single measure to prevent it.
HealthRe: Prevent Coronavirus From Getting To Nigeria - Senate Says FG Not Doing Enough by themonk(m): 5:30pm On Feb 27, 2020
DuBLINGreenb:
Shut up

Our weather is not suitable for Corona virus these idiots are just looking for pipelines and avenues to loot more money.
Soon you'll hear 3 billion naira allocated to battling Corona virus. Theives.
Do you have any single evidence for this rubbish?
AgricultureRe: Man Sees Herdsmen On His Farmland, Confronts Them Gently (Video) by themonk(m): 3:34pm On Feb 27, 2020
nduchucks:
Truth be told.

The herdsman was willing to compensate the farmer for any loss incurred.

The farmer escalated the situation by recording the herdsman - an indication that the farmer had motives other than peace.

The farmer should be glad that he wasn't stabbed.
And if the farmer had enough money to install CCTV cameras on his property which is the normal thing he needs to do what will be your response?

A man who approaches people who are known all over the country for destroying farmlands and violence with a camera has done nothing wrong. There is nothing wrong in getting evidence. So you want him to talk without evidence then even you on nairaland will say he is lying abi?

The guy said he can pay for it out of arrogance, when the farmer approached him peacefully he should have at least said he is sorry that he didn't know, instead of walking away like it's his right.
AgricultureRe: Man Sees Herdsmen On His Farmland, Confronts Them Gently (Video) by themonk(m): 3:29pm On Feb 27, 2020
Osidazz19:
This is nothing but a business transaction gone wrong. It's very clear from their conversation that they know each other very well.

The guy agreed he made a mistake and agreed to pay for any damage but was only upset because the guy was filming him for this intended propaganda.
And what is wrong with filming someone who is messing up your produce and with a history of doing that around the country?

Also tell me more about the business transaction, how much does the farmer get from the herdsman?
CultureRe: Mexico Returns Ancient Yoruba Bronze Sculpture To Nigeria by themonk(m): 11:40am On Feb 27, 2020
Na only Jazz and Abacha loot other countries dey give us back.
HealthRe: China Imposes Travel Restrictions, Fears Foreigners Will Bring Back Coronavirus by themonk(m):
JOSIG:
Wonders shall never end!

The Wall Street Journal reports that China is placing travel restrictions on foreigners because they believe that foreigners will bring new infections of the coronavirus to China.

Firstly, who wants to travel to China?

Are foreigners not supposed to be the ones afraid of going to China?



https://www.wsj.com/articles/china-imposes-travel-restrictions-fearing-reinfection-from-foreigners-11582730303
They are doing the right thing. You don't want Travellers to reinfect your people.

It's like when your toothbrush is infected and you take antibiotics but you still brush with the toothbrush every morning. You will be reinfecting
yourself each time which is even more dangerous because bacterias evolve to become resistant to medication.

Most countries probably have the coronavirus and they don't have sufficient kits or even any kits to test for it. So China also has to be afraid of either getting reinfected or having newly infected people.
CelebritiesRe: Hermadine Refuses To Divorce Davido, Chioma Is Baby Mama For Life- Kemi Olunloyo by themonk(m):
Zammani:
Investigative journalism is a proffession. She's one heck of a journalist,so get professional with your head.
Someone says another woman "is a babymama for life" that is not professional journalism it's hatred.
CelebritiesRe: Hermadine Refuses To Divorce Davido, Chioma Is Baby Mama For Life- Kemi Olunloyo by themonk(m):
Jobless woman for life. Where is your estranged son that hates you?

You've decided to concern yourself with issues of people who have ignored you while not addressing your own.
Christianity EtcRe: The End Of The Man Who Mocked God. (fury Vs Wilder) by themonk(m): 10:07pm On Feb 25, 2020
MuttleyLaff:
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"Pride precedes a disaster, and an arrogant attitude precedes a fall."
- Book of Proverbs, 16:18

You are in dire need of getting some education, and so free education you shall get, lol

Fyi themonk, "pride goes (or comes) before a fall" is said to rub it in that you were too confident about your abilities, was being too conceited and/or feeling too highly self-important about yourself, you in a disrespectfully way dragged God in your hyping with Fury and look at what happened that showed that you are not as good as you think you are. What you even said about Mike Tyson, that you would beat him in his prime, smh, the internet kept a receipt of it to show you how foolish are. "Oh, how the mighty heroes have fallen! Stripped of their belts weapons, they lie dead" (i.e. 2 Samuel 1:27) Stray goats full everywhere, common and ordinary goat thinking he is a G.O.A.T, lol.

It's not like you really are slow on the uptake or are you really?. C'mon you seem to be a smart and clever person, but why is it taking you so long time to understand or realise no one gives two monkeys about any of the right load of old codswallop you've immediately above typed. Whats being said my dear new found friend, is that its not OK to disrespectfully negatively drag God into your boxing build hype

Smh. Has it come to this, huh? themonk, have you noticed the tip of your nose suddenly grown out, hmm?

If Deontay had his head properly screwed on, if he didnt get carried away, if he had thought it through first before saying it out, if he had learned from history, if he really is a true born believer, there is no way, he would drag God down in the matter in that manner. Tufiakwa. Imagine
Dude please shut up you are giving me truck load of theories without any evidence supporting it. I asked you a simple question, Did everyone in history that was proud fall? What is wrong with most of you is too much information and lack of comprehension.

How does your claims test against the real world, you are slow and delusion if you have all these theories in your head that doesn't work and you believe them.

I would ask you again has everybody throughout history that was proud failed?

Apart from being delusional, your brain isn't straight thinking. You started from Wilder lost because he disrexpected God then you went to he lost because he was proud and then I gave you instances where proud people never failed you have gone back to he lost because he disrespected God.

You use Similar Phrases like "confident about your abilities" then "was being too conceited and/or feeling too highly self-important about yourself" then made a huge jump to "you in a disrespectfully way dragged God". Bro you can't move from point A to point Z like that, being confident in your abilities doesn't have anything to do with disrespecting God. You are not smart for thinking it is similar, this is exactly how you guys brainwash yourselves with unrelated things.

Deontay never said "God cannot save you" in a derogatory way to God. you are just too dumb to understand. He said it not because he thinks God does not have the ability to save Tyson but he believes since he is close to God, God will not save his opponent. This guy is a big believer in God, he went to see the Pope recently and he believes God anointed him as he was told by his Grandma.

Any you who has zero facts or evidence has already pulled out theories out of your ass that AJ will lose to Tyson because AJ converted. This kind of reasoning is what you fake people use to brainwash religious people.

I will only respond to you if you tell me if every proud person throughout history has fallen. If you don't you are talking to yourself. Goodnight.
Christianity EtcRe: The End Of The Man Who Mocked God. (fury Vs Wilder) by themonk(m): 8:45pm On Feb 25, 2020
MuttleyLaff:
Mister man themonk, so badly spoiling for a fight and coming to a gunfight with knives, lol.

Listen, I have given you enough reel of rope to tie yourself up with, now please paste here where you've read MuttleyLaff said "thats why he lost the contest"

Deontay lost the contest because pride comes before a fall period.

A wise person knows that it is off the cards dragging God in, particularly in that manner
Here you come again making claims you can't back up. Pride comes before a fall right? Do you want to tell me that throughout human history there has not been someone who was proud and didn't fall? Pride come before a fall could cause someone to fall because people will start hating him/her or because of other logical reasons which could include that proud people are mostly illogical and not because it is any spiritual law of any kind.

Floyd was Proud and very cocky through out his career, retired with no loss, has millions of dollars and didn't take damage as a boxer. Ali was also very proud and is recognized as the best boxer of all time, he is a Muslim by the way. There are Humble boxers that retire broke.

You cannot say Pride made Deontay to lose on contest because you have no evidence. What if it is because he was trained badly?

The reason you implied AJ will lose a fight with Tyson fury because AJ converted to Islam. is because you think Wilder lost because of what he said, Isn't it? You thought wilder is not a believer in GOD hence you brought that up else it would not make any sense in the context of this post.
Christianity EtcRe: The End Of The Man Who Mocked God. (fury Vs Wilder) by themonk(m): 8:15pm On Feb 25, 2020
MuttleyLaff:
I don't give a monkey's about Atheists, Agnostics, Muslims winning Christians or whatnot in competitions, I am however, if truly like you said that Deontay thanks God first anytime he wins, then he should have known better that you don't make a mockery of someone's else belief in God or deride someone else hope in God to prevail.
That's all you can say that will make sense. You Don't say that is why he lost the contest.


Whenever Wilder wins, he says "If you give God the glory, he will give you the victory" and because you have put the cart in front of the horse and you are in a hurry to masturbate to any flimsy thing that gives what you believe a reputation you have decided he lost because of what he said. Fury himself have said some pretty disgusting thing too leading up to the fight. He said he masturbate seven times to boost his testosterone and also that he is licking p*say to strengthen his jaw for the fight.

This should be a thought always on your mind when you want to tell God what he did when he has not told you anything.
Christianity EtcRe: The End Of The Man Who Mocked God. (fury Vs Wilder) by themonk(m): 7:54pm On Feb 25, 2020
MuttleyLaff:
I know you've got chutzpah so big enough I don't know how you manage, so why don't you mock God? Why don't you defy God and whom he bless erhn and let's see how you fare. Why not put your head into the mouth of the tiger, lol.

It's doesn't require substance to make a point that what Deontary Wilder said was completely out of order. He is what's colloquially called "ęlęnugboro"
The point you are trying to make is useless, Atheist, Agnostics, Muslims win Christians in competitions all the time why are you using a singular situation to build your whole believe. The facts are not in your favour, I believe there is a God or at least a supernatural force out there but most Christians use illogical conclusions to come to their believe. Do you think God as smart as he is will want you to find any flimsy excuse to prove he exists. I used to be an Atheist and I will never argue with an Atheist because, Religion offers no evidence that can be reproduced or can be evaluated by all. You need to experience these things yourself before you know they exist.

The reason most atheists think Christians and people who believe in spirituality are fools are because of posts like this. You have convinced yourself that you know God's mind. Did God tell you that was why wilder lost? What about other contests Christians lose, Did God tell you his mind about those ones too? God/The universe doesn't work in the way you guys envision him. Stop pretending to understand something that has not revealed his ways to you. Be Humble, you know nothing.
Christianity EtcRe: The End Of The Man Who Mocked God. (fury Vs Wilder) by themonk(m):
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Christianity EtcRe: The End Of The Man Who Mocked God. (fury Vs Wilder) by themonk(m): 6:42pm On Feb 25, 2020
NaijaMutant:
It's obvious you've run out of sense and logic grin


Say something different please cheesy
You don't have enough brain matter to comprehend what he wrote, Wilder is a BIG believer in GOD. Everytime he wins he thanks GOD but now he has lost you religious people have dumped him just to prove a point in your delusions. I believe there is a God but to be honest most religious people are straight up brainless, No rationality or logic and can never do extensive research before ranting.

Wilder thanks God everytime he wins and the statement he made saying "Even God cannot save you" is not questioning God's ability, he is however believing in God not to save his opponent. You guys do not read to comprehend, you read to fuel whatever delusions you believe in if you did a little bit of research you will see this dude believes in GOD.
Christianity EtcRe: The End Of The Man Who Mocked God. (fury Vs Wilder) by themonk(m): 6:37pm On Feb 25, 2020
MuttleyLaff:
www.nairaland.com/attachments/11098426_fbimg15824899649112515_jpeg4129404755578f29bc6e5e790a3fa45a

This is the reason why Tyson Fury will beat and/or defeat AJ if or when they meet.

I love AJ, but AJ goofed when he didnt acknowledge Jesus as his Lord and Saviour of the world but instead, especially in the run up to the Abu Dhabi, capital of the United Arab Emirates Joshua vs Ruiz fight, pandered to the local moneybags Arabs, with remarks like Bismillah (i.e. in the name of Allah) that he'll win and Mashallah (i.e. Allah has willed it) after winning

C'mon AJ, educate yourself on the meaning of your name, lol. For crying out loud, AJ, your name Joshua, is etymologically related to the Hebrew name Yeshua (i.e. Jesus) Wear it on your sleeve AJ!

AJ, hasnt converted to anything. AJ, just likes to follow the money trail and will do or say anything he thinks the wealthy would want him to do or say, lol. Case in point, Bismillah or Mashallah for the ears of the Abu Dhabi/UAE, or gelato for Femi Ote$/DJCuppy moneybags, lol
Bro you make a lot of noise with little substance, infact everytime Wilder wins he thanks God first. Most of you just find stupid ways to make what you believe become true. There are millions of people who have mocked God and succeeded and there are millions who love God and didn't. Life doesn't work the way you think, I believe there is a supernatural power out there but his ways are not our ways.

Please stop making up foolish theories that don't align with facts. Off the top of my head as a boxing fan I can tell you about many boxers who praise God and Jesus and we're beaten black and blue. God blesses who wants to bless right? why are you proving a God who doesn't need your help?
RomanceRe: Australian Woman Gets Reply From Crush 8 Years After Texting Him by themonk(m): 11:26am On Feb 25, 2020
Someone probably hacked the Facebook account and replied.

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