₦airaland Forum

lalasticlala:
Quite funny. LWKMH

If I were these celebs, I won't even reply.

Lalasticlala are you trying to say you are not a celeb on nairaland?

Is that your final answer?

edoman2016:
Wait a minute. What do you mean by s6. Explain fully to me cause I don't get you with your repeated s6.

he mistakenly quoted you, he wanted to quote someone else

Olaryeankarh:
here...

Abi you want more?

[legit deals only]

how much for this?

Please whats the best place to buy second hand phones in lagos?

wahles:
4months old,Screen got broken! Can't fix wana sell as it is contact me here,chat/kal:07068492820

how much is the screen?

10k last price

It shouldnt be at&t or sprint
it shouldnt have any issues dont even bother contacting me if it has cause ive used samsung galaxy for years now.
it should be cheap
i prefer people in lagos

tosyne2much:
The issue sef tire me oo

oga tosyne so you follow me dey wait

please do for me top 10 ways not to be depressed while waiting for nysc

Emmyloaded:
NYSC 2017 Batch A Stream II Camping Date - As you can see, most of the NYSC batch A stream II are tired of staying at home. So many are prepard and can't wait to hear that NYSC has released a date for camping.

But you need this article to know the main reasons why there are delay in announcing the date for the NYSC 2017 Batch A Stream II orientation camp.

The Reasons Why there is No official Date yet for NYSC 2017 Batch A Stream II orientation camp is a list of some factors which might have been the cause of the delay in announcing the official date for camping.

Everyday, we receive numerous mails, comments, calls and text messages from prospective corp members.

Messages like:

1. NYSC should be scrapped!
2. NYSC has outlived its relevance!
3. I hate this country!
4. We are tired of waiting!
5. What is the Next Step?
6. Do we still have hope?
7. What is the way forward?

It’s a normal thing and we really appreciate you for expressing yourselves.

Some corpers has also made some calls to the Director General, some state coordinators, LIs and several officials seeking to know the official date for the 2017 NYSC orientation camp.

The only answers they get back is that they are still making preparation and that NYSC will announce the date for NYSC 2017 Batch A stream II Orientation camp very soon.

So for now, there is no official date for NYSC 2017 Batch A Stream II NYSC orientation camp…

Wait, don’t leave yet read the reasons why NYSC 2017 Batch A Stream II orientation camp has not been announced.

Reasons Why NYSC 2017 Batch A Stream II Camping Date is Delayed

1. Logistics Reasons

One of the 7 Possible Reasons Why NYSC 2017 Batch A Stream II Camping Date is Delayed might be because of logistics.
Gone are those days, when there are no Batch B or Batch C or Stream I & II. All qualified graduates were mobilized once to serve their father land. However, as population increases, numbers of accredited Higher Institutions grows. The facilities at various orientation camps across Nigeria can no longer hold the populations, then the need for Batches and streams arose.

During the just concluded Stream I orientation camp, several Corp members slept outside at Lagos Camp. Imagine if there are no streams, the 3 weeks will be unbearable because each camp will be over crowded, uncontrollable and filled with sufferings.
NYSC might be delaying the date to make you guys comfortable.

2. Lack Of Fund

Another possible reason might be lack of fund. Money runs everything. I am not really good at mathematics, but let me show you a little calculation.

The NYSC scheme mobilized around 300, 000 Prospective corp members this year. To remind you, 2016 Batch B Stream I & II are still on ground. Let us assume that 2016 Batch B Stream I and II are 200, 000 Corp members (a rough idea) and NYSC is paying them 20, 800 every months. You say its 19, 800? NYSC pays 20k, the banks will remove 200 from each person’s making 19, 800

200, 000 x 20, 000 = 4 000 000 000 (#4 Billion) every month. Now calculate it for 11 months and drop the answer in the comment below. That’s just for Batch Stream I & II.

Wait….. I know the country is capable, that’s why the programme existed. I know our leaders have more money than NYSC can ever spend, I know Billions of naira every months for Graduates is not too much for the country to handle and I know that Nigeria is very rich.

3. Better Preparation

On June 12 2017, Hoodlums Attack NYSC Camp In Niger, Cart Away Valuables. Which was really a shame on the NYSC body. An orientation camp that is well guarded by highly professionally trained armed Nigerian Soldiers could easily be broken by mattress and hungry thieves is really very funny.

However, it was later made clear that it happened because the camp in question is not a Permanent orientation camp. Am sure such would never happen in a permanent orientation camp. Nobody will be happy to serve his/her father land scared. The NYSC might want to prepare very well for several contingencies.

4. Request For More Personnel

The bigger the numbers of Prospective corp members, the bigger the quantities of officials and personnel to handle and controls things. I guess NYSC needs more hands to create orderliness.

5. NYSC Approval Board

There is a board for approval of things. Although NYSC is under the Military force of Nigeria and you know in Military, order is the order of the day. However, there is a committee that needed to approve a date. The committee might be delaying the approval for any of those reasons above or more.

6. The President is sick

This cannot be one of the 7 Possible Reasons Why NYSC 2017 Batch A Stream II Camping Date is Delayed orientation camp. In fact, this would be the dumbest reason ever for anything to be cancel, you think..
Remember this is Nigeria, when our Father, the president is sick, then the country is ……….

7. Fasting

I just added this. The Muslim fasting is through already. So if this is the reason why the 2017 Batch A stream II has been delayed, then we should get the date very soon.

To The NYSC, I will say delay is dangerous, an idle hand is the devil workshop. Please let our people go.

To The Prospective Corp Members, I will say please give a little more calm. You will go for NYSC very soon. Many officials will dance ‘koko below’ if NYSC is scrapped. So relax and calm down, the system is still very up and running.

More details, visit: http://www.emmyloaded.com.ng/see-reasons-why-nysc-2017-batch-a-stream-ii-camping-date-is-delayed/

Firstly, these are just only possible reasons and might not even have a hint of the main reason.
secondly, your first reason is just duplicated through out the write-up as other reasons you named.
Thirdly, if you checked last year the space between stream one and stream two for both batches was one month exactly if we are to hinge on that stream two should be in camp by 13th of July so we shouldn't speculate that there is a problem already.
Fourth, this is a nice write-up you have. keep it up.

Abalado:
true or false,,,,?

neither true nor false, just stupid

notoriousbabe:
Ebiziem Ifeanyi Stephen

your brain matter cannot eject anything other than fvckery, buffonery and acute stupidity?

Elnino4ladies:
Igbos and crime sha

sharap, crimes knows no tribe else tell me your tribe let me start calling criminals from there

nice one

but NYSC should empower stream 2 members with a timetable before we start getting our girlfriends pregnant

nwamaikpe what do you have to say about this one?

boys that give mouth action should not even pretend now

ladies keep calm

i am an ibo man but i will marry 50 wives to ease una situation

Engrgreg231:
Hello Dmonk can we talk?

send me a pm

BiafraBushBoy:
No go Ketu ooo... Hold up will kill you...

Go to Anthony side or Palmgroove or Surulere.

those are the best places..

okay, thank you.

spinna:
Yaba is probably your best bet because it has some tech hubs so if you have internet or power or need a collaborator/help for your work issues you can go to the hub to work. Not sure of power supply in Yaba though..My bro in Gbagada says that their light never goes, light is your top priority. I work from home too and at present light comes and stays all night so i work all night and sleep at 6am to wake up around 10. then i have a nice hotel where i go with laptop to work.

i think yaba is the best option i had till someone i know that stays there told me they barely have light where he stays at yaba. are there areas in yaba that have light? if yes please ill like to know their names.

how do these tech hubs work, is it somewhere i can go and plug my system and work when the is no light and do i have to pay to use them?

BiafraBushBoy:
Ikeja...

Anthony

or you come to myside Isolo...

But house rent na die ooo

thanks for replying, cant i get somewhere with rent about 300k in those places?

someone said ketu, what do you think?

lalasticlala, lawyer, seun, mynd44. epp me

I am opportuned to have a job which i have the option of working from home. Please, I need to know which part of lagos which will perfectly suit the option of working from home.
Non-negotiable characteristics the place should have:
*Constant Light
*Serenity
*Moderate Security
*total cost of acquiring property is 200K to 300K for either self contain or miniflat( this should include service charges and agreement fees if any)

Negotiable Charateristics(i can accept a compromise on these):
*Having intellectuals as neigbours(i really need people i can reason with)
*No flooding
*Good Road Network

Two things:

Either this guy is misleading the public with all these info he is releasing for some reason we might not know (maybe he is leading the public to a well orchestrated plan and we are playing into it)

OR

This guy is not a hardened and intelligent criminal at all, he has just been lucky for about 10 to 15years. It would take a lot before a hardened criminal starts singing like this guy does because he knows everything he says will eventually lead to his ultimate demise.

See what I think, this guy has collaborated with some ogas at the top before and he is singing to get their attention that if the do not come and push secretly for his release, he might go down with them. If this is not the case, then this guy is just soft and has been extremely lucky throughout his terror years.

mayorwesley:
My broda, ketu is d best for middle class earners(alapere, estate, ogudu orioke axis). I presently live in alapere ketu nd i can tell u its less than 20min drive to island, Ikeja, and it take me 15min to get to work in oshodi. My miniflat (no face me i slap u) is 200k, i get 18hrs light and security make sense.

Bros please can I pm you or can you share your contact, I need to get more detailed information about ketu.

Rtopzy:
Yuck!!!!

Lol, just an advice, so you don't share the same deek with some female goat.

Keep his stomach full and his balls empty

Kai..konji na idiot.

Wives please don't starve your husbands because he fit f**k goat finish, the day you go finally gree he go carry the same deek put for your pussay.

Jessidaisy4:
I'm madly in love with my Uncle

send me your digits for deliverance ASAP

chuksLetting:
I don't have in Ajao estate. I have in amuwo odofin/festac and ago palace way both mini and 2 bedrooms flat. Whats your budget? You can whatsapp me 08022597996

bro pictures is everything. only pictures will make me enthusiastic to come for inspection. i might waste my money paying for inspection when the house is not my taste, why wont i use olx or tolet.ng that show pictures? be ahead of your game, post pictures when you sell a house, make another post or change the pictures to the house you have currently, this you should do except you are a secondary agent calling other agents to give you houses when someone contacts you hence you dont know the house the primary agent has now therefore you dont have pictures.

Readonee35L:
I feel so sorry for that Engine.
Because it will die a premature death.
This car requires(strictly) premium.
Running this car on regular gas is unbearable.
I feel so bad.
Nigeria as a whole doesn't have premium Gas.
It's a disgrace.
Ghana has premium




@autojoshng
How did you arrive at your figure that this car costs 240million.
The Bentayga in the picture looks stock with a mansory body kit

A brand new 2018 Bentley Bentayga with zero zero mileage can be purchased for $215,000 and above.
Let's say you buy the one in the picture for
$217,200 x 370(dollar rate) = 80,364,000
Container Shipping $5,000 x 370 = 1,850,000
Full Import duty Highest 40million naira. = 40,000,000
Total of = 122,214,000 million Naira. 122M


And am %70 sure the owner of the one in the picture didn't even pay full duty.

anybody that has 240 million to spare on a car wouldn't mind importing premium whatever from ghana or wherever the f**k the premium whatever is