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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TheNonce: 6:03pm On Aug 31, 2015
grin Any united fan that wants to see the potential of this "anthony martial" guy should go and watch the arsenal vs monaco champions league ties from last season! Although the best way to describe him should be "RAW" but his speed is superb!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheNonce: 4:43pm On Aug 31, 2015
Oyind17:
Please explain to me, what was his claim?
read my earlier posts!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TheNonce: 11:22am On Aug 31, 2015
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moneysoldier2:
To even think u are a graduate from a good school is more painfull than the loss


Ur lecturers need to be flogged
Abeg United need to start screening some of their fans! God forbid!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheNonce: 10:55am On Aug 31, 2015
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lezz:
A foggott is at the bottom of all known human vices.

I can only engage you online. In reality, a dog has got more dignified heritage than you.

Footballer - faggott. Your anus will sooner tear away before you can fvck your way up to the professional league grin grin grin
Cheii!

Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheNonce: 10:20am On Aug 31, 2015
lipsrsealed


"King anus rat" looking like this right now!

Oh lord why?

Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheNonce: 10:18am On Aug 31, 2015
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prettythicksme:
hehehehehehehehehehe serve him right,he's an animal!i hate replying his mentions!he gat like 6 monikers all because of seeking for attention!!but he rather get insults from pple dan d attention he want! cheesy d other day he called me names cos i refuse to reply his mentions!i dislike him so much!
Oya oh! Exhibit B! Make una hear am from the madams fingers!

Cc: lezz, oyind17, ladyboss1 and the rest
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheNonce: 10:13am On Aug 31, 2015
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SINNNZ:
i got his photo on his profile in a gay website. The guy is sexually fraustrated. He even dresses like a female in his free time.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheNonce:
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Na wao! See the way only 1 demented goat has been trying to crash s.euns website with all kinds of monikers all for the purpose of sending _penis pictures, begging for sex chats and recharge card! Abeg all romance land female monikers these following monikers belong to the same pervet oh

1 kingsamurai
2 sweetorgasm
3 softapples
4 angelmarve
5 whitewitch

Beware of this psychopatic primate! He will save your screen chats, spread malicious lies about you once you reject his sorry advances and lie that he has slept with you all in other sections! A word is enuff for the wise!

Cc: ladyboss1,oyind17, sassybae, redgem, prettythicksme, gurgle, missphyno, taashmania, cherlene,adeh93, cherryice, Adah96 etc! Spread the word
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheNonce: 9:53am On Aug 31, 2015
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FuhckYhu:
www.nairaland.com/attachments/2803329_yf6q64tvnt27tfsnjwjwkkaxjczvkcf31483108_jpeg289f046f826b3f353e57fe04fe7c8e72
hahahahahaha, handsome werey,
I got d remix of d picture tho.
Hmm! This thing is a very handsome albino baboon! What a model!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheNonce: 9:52am On Aug 31, 2015
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Oyind17:
I've got some serious issues to attend to. I av never talk to him outside Nairaland.
we joke a lot as friends so he was only joking that day.


Mr carrot pm me your contact.
Oh lord! So the son of a _bitch was just doing his job as a born liar and an internet player! Lolllllz! Do you realise that's why he deleted his whitewitch account? Because that was were he made these claims against you! Anyway thanks for assisting me in crucifying the he goat! Take care


Cc: prettythicksme, lezz, nigerianium!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheNonce: 9:32am On Aug 31, 2015
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KINGSAMURAI:
someone said u gave him my unclad pics
Mummy dey are beating me! Crybaby! Big for nothing agbaya that does not realise that his destiny is programmed to end as a wheel barrow pusher in saka tinubu market!

Na with this your albino bow and arrow legs you wan take make am as a footballer? Even ball boy no fit you! Bloody ewu! Lmfao!!! Oya spell offside for me! Olodo
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheNonce: 9:25am On Aug 31, 2015
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Oyind17:
Mr carrot , what is happening here?
Abeg see pet name? Lol! Okay madam has kingsamurai aka angelmarve ake whitewitch aka softapples not begged you for sex chats before or not? Has he not offered you pictures before or not? And is it true that he has had sex with you in real life or not? answer honestly before we bring out the suprises! Lol....

Cc: lezz, prettythicksme and nigerianium
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheNonce: 9:11am On Aug 31, 2015
KINGSAMURAI:
COWARD ARE U RUNNING? thought u said cherlene told u? COMPENSATED IMBECILES IS D NICK NAME 4 UR HOUSEHOLD
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Your level is like a hausa mans praying mat! FLAT! You are finished! Jobless, talentless, broke ass, virgin mother_fucker! She's laughing at you right now sef! Let me call another lady that will expose your factory fitted _stupidity! Can you spell football sef? When you got f9 in waec english! Lolz

Cc: prettythicksme!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheNonce: 8:56am On Aug 31, 2015
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KINGSAMURAI:
@THENONCE ure a bloody fool and a pathetic liar, yeah its true that im a young and aspiring football star, at least iv got something dat u dnt have, iv got TALENT, EDUCATION, FUTURE, I KNOW WHERE IM HEADED IN LIFE, IV GOT GOALS TO ACHEIVE IN LIFE, IV GOT FRIENDS AND FAMILY THAT BELIEVED IN ME, people that can die for me (TRUE FACT) iv got mentors that gives me inspirational words, iv got a prophet(spiritual father name TB JOSHUA) that takes me as a son and believed in my football abilities, iv got parents that will always LOVE ME, and above all, iv got GOD. this are d things dat u dnt have dats why u aint sure of ur future, now iv never sent OYIND17 my unclad, never, so stop lying against her, nd if i undastand d C lady ure reffering to, its CHERLENE RIGHT? PLS CC CHERLENE HAV I EVER ASK SOMETHING 4RM U? HAVE U EVER INSULTED ME? PLEASE COME and c how someone here is lying against you.
Someone is pained!!!! Cc: lezz and nigerianium!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheNonce: 8:53am On Aug 31, 2015
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KINGSAMURAI:
THENONCE IS SIMPLY FRUSTRATED in d real world so he had to extend his frustration online, he is tired of life, NO MONEY, NO HANDWORK, NO EDUCATION, NO HOPE, NO FAMILY, NO FRIENDS, HE IS IDLE NT KNOWING HW HE WILL GET HIS NEXT MEAL, so u can understand why he has been so pathetic, REAL TALK.
So it is a prostitute that you are now relying on to defend you? Lol! Bro take my advise and do your self some good! You have been voted the most despicable loser in this section! No one wants to meet you here! You live in a face me I face you dingy quarters in lagos! Any girl you try to chat with here blesses you with insults! The 1 girl that even gave you the time of day has now betrayed you like judas iscariot because she is tired of relating with a daft animal! Is it my fault? No! Its yours! I know the only sex you normally have is with your bar of soap when you wash that your semi corpse of a body so I can understand your desperation for female company! Or you are hoping this olodo called jollyjoy that has chlamydia will give you some of her stanking ass! She's a housegirl! Can't you see how I'm ignoring her? She's a nobody just like you so even though you guys would make a great frustrated couple I would not want you to add to the viruses already permeating your blood stream! Has your boyfriend squeezed your SOFTAPPLES today! Lol
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TheNonce: 8:40am On Aug 31, 2015
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UniqueGem:
I need help Identifying this my guy, is he a fan or a troll because its like i've got the wrong person.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TheNonce: 8:38am On Aug 31, 2015
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"After 1-0 they changed their shape and then we couldn't cope with that, so that's not good,In five minutes we have lost that dominant role we had. That was a pity because I think we
controlled the game and play very well.
"When you don't know Swansea's formation you have to be compact. Swansea in the last 20, 25 minutes were compact and that is always difficult to beat! We were probably too dominant that we had the sense to do that.You see the game today, we could have scored much more. I don't think that's the problem, When you create chances, that's the biggest issue, and you also need a little bit of luck. When the opponent scores goals you can
always find errors. I have to analyse that with my players. But we have to score more and you can't concede goals."...................Van gaal!

Even me tire 4 this prof analysis!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TheNonce: 8:19am On Aug 31, 2015
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Well at least that horrendous defeat has put some sense into the head of Gaal!

Chicarito has joined bayer leverkusen and man united are now in talks with monacos teenage striker anthony martial! He may cost £36m! Other options loading @ the jump.................
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheNonce: 7:58am On Aug 31, 2015
KINGSAMURAI:
OH i know d girl ure reffering to, i get it, u want her but she rejected you and she thinks of u as a tramp, so ure trying to turn me against her, chai ure indeed a tramp.
Hello dunce! I see you ran away last night? Don't worry I'm here to save you from further disgrace! I know the revelation has pained you that's why you are bitter but don't worry, its okay to be bitter after such a hefty rejection? So you want to play football abi? Where you hoping she could help you with connections for a trial in her countries league? You are tired of lagos abi! Tired of Playing by the lagoons and for politicians peanuts? So sad! So this is why you tried to pretend to be a born again? Look at this demented broke pervet that begs men and women daily for sex chats! The big C told me how she warned you never to try that your backwater romeo sex chat style with her before you started begging like a road side beggar! She calls you "irritating and a world class loser" kai! Even a madman would be angry at this description! Abeg mention her moniker if you are not afraid like the coward you are! She has warned you abi? Lol! I know it is paining you like a broken bone how I know all this, and how she could have formed a partnership with your nemesis! Even oyind has also exposed you to me! With your little _penis pictures you sent! Looooool!!! Its your parents a pity! Too bad they had to give birth to a deformed gorilla whose only ambition in life is to be a sad troll! Keep liking your dry posts with your alternate accounts to make yourself happy oh! Mr ANGELMARVE, SOFTAPPLES and KING ANUS RAT all rolled into one! Lmfao!

Cc: lezz and nigerianium
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheNonce: 11:29pm On Aug 30, 2015
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Jollyjoy:
abeg someone should help me rephrase this.... Proverty stricken??this dude talking is in the lower strata of life..oghene me biko!! Internet is indeed a scary place!!
Are your parents siblings? Because it is only the act of _incest that can give birth to something as _stupid and clueless as you oh! Abeg shift back small because I'm sure your foolishness is the infectious type! "Chlamydia joy"
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheNonce: 11:17pm On Aug 30, 2015
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KINGSAMURAI:
NOW LISTEN TO ME U BASTARD AND A SON OF A DEAD KANGAROOL, im not humanbeing1st, mayb ure so daft that uve lost ur expired brain of a thousand maggot, do u think im always online like a jobless ANIMATED MONKEY like u? iv only got time 4 nairaland during weekends unlike u STINKY HIPOPOTEMUS dat waste his pathetic and rached life online 24/7 everyday. "URE A COMPLETE DUNCE
Sorry little baboon I got distracted by another _moron I think she is your sister! Anyway where did you copy these insults from? Its unfortunate that you are even too _stupid to piece them together in a way that makes sense! Don't worry I know you are a local illiterate but with time hopefully you would learn to read and write in a more legible fashion! You need to see the way one girl you follow with your softapples account destroyed you in my presence today! She comes here and makes a fool of you in public as if she regards you but then rips you apart behind your back! I felt bad for you! After all I have never advised you about your foolishness before have I? I want to save you from further disgrace! Imagine! How will a babe you call your pal think of you as a confused, poverty stricken _imbecile? that means something is wrong With you! Let me help you change your animalistic ways! After all I'm a guy like you!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheNonce: 11:04pm On Aug 30, 2015
Jollyjoy:
hmmmm it funny the way humans call others poor when they dnt even knw the background of the addressee... Still trying to comprehend your writeup......hmmmmm wouldnt be suprise to found out you the one addressing others as poor is way below standard...kinda funny to say.
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Please this prostitute kindly get lost from my mentions abeg! I am trying to have an a and b conversation with a lost cretin so please kindly c your way out of it! I am not nigerianium or sinnzu! I saw the way they gave you the facts about your life earlier today so I would advise you to go and think of how you can make progress rather than attempting to bite of more than you can chew! No vex _fuck off!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheNonce: 10:58pm On Aug 30, 2015
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KINGSAMURAI:
SHUT THE FVCK UP U USELESS HERMAPHRODITE
Look at how you are replying sinnzu! Just because he is trying to point your misreable life in the right direction! You think it is a thing of pride to be a habitual failure of jamb? After all your parents struggle so much to pay your exam fees and still buy you a phone plus credit but you feel rewarding then with failure is the best thank you? We are only advising you because you are still a little ape that does not know any better! The fact that you are a virgin should not make you so angry and bitter all the time! Let us counsel you and turn you from a social outcast into a more decent living thing! Stop being shy okay small boy!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheNonce: 10:41pm On Aug 30, 2015
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KINGSAMURAI:
URE A MAGGOT, A GOAT IS 100TIMES BETTER THAN U, UR EXISTENCE IN THIS WORLD IS A TABOO, ur kind is in hell acting as a messenger to sinful animals.
You must really be a sad, poor and lonely child for you to always be online seeking for attention but receiving insults instead! Look at how many monikers you have abeg: whitewitch (deleted), softapples, kingsamurai, human whatever! Haba! And none of them have added any sort of value to your presence here only disrespect and insults! Is it not hightime you woke up and stopped being daft?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheNonce: 10:33pm On Aug 30, 2015
KINGSAMURAI:
LOL we have so many of them here
You are without a shadow of a doubt the biggest _idiot I have come across in the entire nairaland! I really hope god has some kind of plan for a worthless specimen like you!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheNonce: 10:13pm On Aug 30, 2015
SINNZ:
Wait.. I still dont get it, is this supposed to tickle TSOM or hurt his feelings?? undecided
See convo abeg! Lol!!!

https://www.nairaland.com/2559508/advise-awful-vaginal-smell-each/1#37431431
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TheNonce: 5:09pm On Aug 30, 2015
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Mourinholic:
Saheed Osupa and Alabi Pasuma loading..............
This aproko dj cd go don skip by now! Lmfao!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TheNonce: 4:47pm On Aug 30, 2015
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Can we get clearance from the FA dat would permit only rooney to be training with aguero @ least 4 times a week? Dey can deduct 100k from his wages as a surcharge
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TheNonce: 4:36pm On Aug 30, 2015
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This romeros distribution has been appalling! Gaddemit! De gea will be missed sha!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TheNonce: 4:27pm On Aug 30, 2015
lipsrsealed Rooney and mata! Pathetic misses! But united doing the jogo so far
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TheNonce: 3:03pm On Aug 30, 2015
Odunharry:
#mufc XI: Romero; Darmian, Smalling, Blind,
Shaw; Schneiderlin, Schweinsteiger; Mata,
Herrera, Memphis; Rooney


#mufc subs: Johnstone, McNair, Valencia,
Carrick, Young, Fellaini, Chicharito.
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This line up is just what the doctor ordered

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