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The moral of this thread is thus:

1: ese is an underaged girl that is not very smart for her age!

2: Yinusa the keke romeo is a pedophilic bastard!


3: Any muslim that marries or supports the marriage of any girl under the age of 18 is a demented bastard!


4: any christian that also marries or supports the marriage of girls under the age of 18 is a hopeless bastard!


5: wole soyinka remains a boss!


6: any mod that deletes these solid facts of life that I have posted should be viewed as a petty and myopic goat!



Shalom!!!

Greene66:
Yeah. Oya hug transformer.

Ok!........................ Happy now?



Yeye Otondo!!!

Another attention seeking olodo wannabe spotted!

Greene66:
The Awesome people:

10.) Dollyjoy

9.) Sinaj

8..) Decker

7.) Oliviarims

6.) Strahivski1

5.) Naijaboiy

4.) WildFlame

3.) Estharfabian

2.) Tosyne2much

1.) GREENE66


The annoying people :

10.) MRCork

9.) Cutehector

8.) DiddyDiva

7.) Smellymouth

6.) VizKiz

5.) Mamagee

4.) Onila

3.) IamLegend

2.) Ishilove

1.) TOKS2008

This toks2008 thinks he some guy

Feel free to object and differ.

Thanks

payges:
Former President of Nigeria, Goodluck Ebele Jonathan, yesterday made an astonishing claim during a chat with pressmen on the state of the Nations Affairs, when he said he could reverse Nigeria's dwindling fortunes in 4 months.

He made his comments after watching President Muhammadu Buhari's interview with AL Jazeera. Jonathan said rather sadly "if I were the one who had said All these things he said, Nigerians would have eaten me raw."

He went on to add "the APC promised Nigerians a lot and are obviously fading, but I can tell you this, me and my Friend Ifeanyi Ubah, we can reverse this mess in less than 4 months"

When asked if that statement meant he would be running for the Presidency again in 2019, he declined to comment.

"All I know is, Nigerians should not lose hope. That's all I can say. If your children studying abroad are forced to come back home, don't lose hope. If dollar is N600, don't lose hope. Me and ifeanyi Ubah are working on something big'.

Anticipate more on this story in subsequent bulletins.

http://www./posts/294269/

Is your other name "ebele" by any chance? Because the sort of lies and buffonery displayed on your thread are synonymous with those displayed by great dunces like "ebele goodluck"!

A Federal High Court judge in Abuja has sent a former Nigerian Chief of Defense Staff, Air Marshal Alex Badeh (rtd) to Kuje prison pending application for bail.




Mr. Badeh was arraigned in court earlier today for corruptly enriching himself with Nigerian Airforce defense funds to the tune of N4 billion. Operatives of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) claimed they found over $1 million dollars in hidden safes during a search at the home of the former air force general.





Mr. Badeh’s earlier attempt at securing bail was struck out by the judge who said the bail application had come before charges were filed. The case has been adjourned until March 14 for bail consideration.




saharareporters.com/2016/03/07/former-nigerian-chief-defense-alex-badeh-sent-kuje-prison-corruption








Another "loot loving bastard" gets dealt with! More grease to the efcc's elbows!!!

This has to be the most _stupid thread ever created in the history of nairaland!

Abeg which 1 be "aisha! God is seeing you?" O.p! Quit drinking sperm! It has clogged your medulla, your oblongata has been missing for a while though!

I get the o.p! The mods in this section are utterly useless! They are:


1:biased!

2: incompetent!

3: very tribalistic!

4: super petty!




Ban away! Truth hurts! I will never give a _fuck about your archaic laws! And I will always remain silent while serving their senseless bans! But I will always electronically beat to death any and all fools,tribalists or mods that dare cross my path as always!


Nonsense.........

Pataki:
Too early to say though, but I am loving this Elneny & Le Coq DM partnership which frees up Ramsey to do his free running across the pitch.

As for substitution, I would love to see Campbell coming in for Sanchez.

Olodo!!!

Prove the cases against them and lock them up with harsh sentences and see how fast our support would swell for your efforts! For now it just seems to be a lot of noisemaking going on as regards this governments fight against corruption!

Sorry? But the u.k government does not engage in senseless treasonable affairs involving ethnically confused baboons like your foolish husband! Go and try iran or isis!

Who cares? Are you supposed to be anointed? Or you want jesus to be involved in electing you? Dummy!

Amitex:
I am wondering why our youth are wasting away their precious time on social media instead of being productive to better their lives. I have observed this Barcanista /TonyeBarcabista of a guy for sometime and I am wondering. Does this person have a meaningful job? Imagine a character that resumes on NL at 7.00am daily and closes at past midnight posting average of 90/100 comments a day. Even Seun does not spend such length of time on his NL.

I am sure this man needs a job, please if anyone can assist him so that he can put his time to more productive use and reduce time spent on social media.

@Tonyebarcanista, go back to your profile and check the time you spend daily on NL arguing back and forth and give your life some meaning! Sit for some professional examinations if you have a lot of time to read and research. Stop wasting time (arguing) on NL. If you think that this platform can provide you political relevance, please, think again. Who do you know has become one through NL? Especially with your views! Who would trust a character like that. Good politicians are tactful and focused and not tossed around like the sea waves.

"Time na money" is a popular Rivers slang! Wake up bro you are not getting any younger!!!

NB: I know as usual, you will call me IPOBIAN, it is entirely your business, but morning look at the mirror and tell whoever you see the the truth, it will help him.

How is a total strangers way of life any of your gaddem business?

Come on gerrarahia man!!!

Frozenovenreagan:
i cant maintain an erecti0n no matter how beautiful the girl is, what could be the problem?.....and oh, i sucked pvsssie yesterday,that thing is salty...

Question 1:_erection wahala!
Answer: Maybe its because you are an impotent _wanker!


Question 2: _pussy licking gone bad!
Answer: You were sucking her piss hole instead you nitwit!!!

shakaZuIlu:
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Rubbish you know nothing mr man

isn't it obvious that you're loosing it?

i mean everyone now is seeing your foolishness and naive nature also your deluded life full of fantasy and imaginations

all your points are based on speculation and assumptions no empirical evidence. that shows that you're unstable both mentally and psychologically.

dude you've been exposed for a fraud and a bigot you are and trust me you're 90% complete heading to irrelevant and by then even musiwa will be more relevant than you since your life is centered on nairaland .
mark my words!!!

you ended up writing trash little wonder you can't compete on twitter where few words are required to make sense.

dude you're heading to oblivion and no amount of rants can save you if you like you can sleep on nairaland while others are getting a life your life is already battered and you're a saddist.

your lies and useless imaginations are already DOA.

everybody is now seeing what you are a bigot

Ah? Tonyebarcanista! Maka why?

This criminal fisherman called alamco sef?

Chai!!! Yawa don burst!

SUNDAY BEST;



“The players looked bored themselves. There’s no spirit, there’s nobody having a go at each other, there’s no smiling, there’s no entertainment. I think even Van Gaal on the bench looks bored, but he’ll come out and say he’s happy.

“It wasn’t a great performance, will Van Gaal be happy with it? I think he probably will be. I think that’s the way he likes to play football. We haven’t seen anything different now for the last six months, that’s the way this team plays football and he’ll be happy with the 1-0 win."

“We don’t see anything else, and he constantly comes out and says he’s happy with his team, he’s happy with the way they’ve played. But they didn’t create a chance, had to win a game against a League One side with a penalty in the 94th minute. In my eyes it’s not good enough.”


Paul Scholes......Sky sports!!!

No be el chapo again? The guy go still cut out soon! He is like the wind.....

I wonder who gives a flying _fuck? Or are she, davido or the baby politicians? Wetin dey worry these mods sef?

Na plate?

espionagesavvy:
Dear Cynthia,

I have a 36 year old single very distant cousin living with me. He asked to spend days in my house but it been two years and he is not planning to leave. I have discussed so many times with him, and told him severally to get a place of his own but he simply is not batting an eyelid. I live in a two bedroom flat, so he shares the room with my teenage daughters. The worst thing is that he doesn't knock while entering the room and my daughter's have complained of him entering the bathroom while they are in there without knocking, also he has no job and is always boasting. He calls me mummy with my kids, I am 39, not very much older than himself but he joins my kids in calling me mummy.
Please how do I get rid of this parasite.

Imabong from Crossriver..

Aah? Cousin imabong! Na so you come cast me for nairaland! Okay na, na me be parasite ko? No wahala! For your informate I have been banging the hell out of those your 2 teenage skanks and the last one is currently pregnant! And by the way I'm not leaving if you try to force me out then I shall send those your nudes to your parents and let them know of our recent taboo sex sessions! Bring it biatch!!!

I detect minor racism with a little hint of xenophobia and a dash of afrocentricity permeating the thoughts of the o.p as well as his thread!




**quietly continues chewing ewedu flavoured chewing gum***

This kanu don suffer! See as him nna brothers fashi am like abandoned baby! Abi the guy sef no be real igbo? Lol...

It seems my guy don see the writing on the wall? No hope!!!