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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TheNonce: 12:31pm On Sep 04, 2015
cool

Abeg united fans should come and take a look at the potential style of play we should be expecting from our golden boy martial in a few weeks! Quite solid for a 19 year old!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rups8obfpKI&app=desktop
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TheNonce:
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"De Gea was very affected because he really wanted to come to Real Madrid.
At 13.30, Manchester United already had the contracts. We sent the contracts to Manchester United at 13.30 and they took eight hours until they sent back the papers. We don't understand why they took eight hours to see the contracts and we don't understand that if they wanted to negotiate, they waited until the last moment. Our relationship with Manchester United is good. Casillas always had good words for De Gea. We do not understand many things, but I'm not here to blame anyone. They lack experience, because this same thing happened last year with Coentrao and Ander Herrera"......Florentino Perez (real madrid president on goal.com)


Cry us a river! Lol!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TheNonce:
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RooRuudRonSaha:
see this animal.ur brain has been sacrificed to ur village god
Sorry I don't banter with rambunctious apes! I only point them in the direction of their cages or handlers! A word is enough for the wise! Although in your case that one na exercise in futility!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TheNonce: 7:32am On Sep 04, 2015
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RooRuudRonSaha:
you are the real idiot here, drogba has everything over henry, be at wembley, big games , more EPL trophies, more FA cups, more goals in finals.

Post the stats comparing them, though henry scored than drogba but decisive moments drogba rules him like moses ruled his rod
Egbon! I have read countless posts made by you on this nairaland! And I'm still yet to read anyone that made any iota of sense! It cannot be a coincedence! You must simply be daft!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TheNonce: 9:41pm On Sep 03, 2015
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parrotibaba:
shut ur gob! u think everyone is as f00lish as u r? first it was calling Nigel De Jong a playmaker then concluding that Xavi played at right back for Spain, should I continue listing ur goofs on this board? Maybe next you will tell us that Messi played CDM for Argentina in '06. Ode
Shey when I named him SKIDMARK awon boys been dey hala say I dey heartless? Abeg see the guy efrebor history abeg? Xavi @ right back? Gaddemit!!! Lol
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TheNonce: 6:04pm On Sep 03, 2015
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parrotibaba:
All this M0r0ns that started watching football in 2010 are here again undecided The fact that certain players r your club legends doesn't mean that they can tie the shoelaces of other club legends. Na so some !diots some months ago were telling us that Drogba is better than Thierry Henry.
Ah? This can't be true? See Blasphemy!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TheNonce: 5:55pm On Sep 03, 2015
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raumdeuter:
When you want to Bleep do you bother about how the girl cleans up her toto after you are done?

So from now Arsenal shoudl be helping the selling club scout for replacements before they make a bid. e.g before bidding for Cavani go and ask PSG if they have a replacement for Cavani, help them buy the replacement, Let Wenger coach the replacement and make sure the replacement fits for a season, now following season come and make a bid for Cavani

Mrcrackles You suppose don register your mumu with Corporate Affairs commission grin grin grin
Oh god!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheNonce: 6:50pm On Sep 02, 2015
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I can see 2 old foolish women embarassing demselves in public! 1 hustles 2 pick dollars at owambes in lag and 1 is unemployed! How pitiful! Lol
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheNonce: 5:55pm On Sep 02, 2015
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AgapeCharis:
[color=#27408B]Eeerm sinizia, which question did you ask darkenedrebel aka Classsyalabolas again during his interview?
Which lady will he like to have $*x with just for the fun of it?

What was his answer? Nneka123??


gringringringringringringringrin

Someone has been having fantasies of straffing a fellow guy lmao
Cc: trapKVNG
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Another superb post! I always knew that nigga was a shite stabber anyway! Lolz
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheNonce: 5:39pm On Sep 02, 2015
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FTBOY:
u were a very wicked soul as a mod. the power got into ur skull that u started misbehaving......thank God ur a now a regular like me on nairaland. pride goeth before a fall, and this is just the beginning.
remember FUCKTOTO? u banned my id forever coz u think it was indecent..an id I'd been using for over a year. so have u been blind all the while that u didn't notice that id? ironically, ur one person who enjoys sex-related topics a lot. ain't u a hypocrite! I opened a thread to complain of the injustice and u still banned me again. there was a day u made an error in ur spelling. I corrected u, but instead of thanking me, u hid my post and banned me again. I started trolling u with the ISHIBANMOD series of monikers and wishing ur downfall. here u are today, a has-been. u see ur life? wicked girl! grin grin grin
This is my post of the year! Salute!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TheNonce: 8:02am On Sep 02, 2015
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elampiro:
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No be small laff dem go laff am 4 dat training camp! @ the end of the day it wuz madrid dat _fucked him up anyway! Dat is why dey have refused 2 go ahead with the fifa and liga appeal becuz uniteds evidence is 2 overwhelming and dey are trying 2 save face!

As 4 ddg well he has a contract till next summer 2 honour and a £10m awoof check 2 collect from madrid due 2 dis their blunder of not signing him dis summer, so he better go and hustle 2 get his number 1 spot back and help us win the league! If not he should expect a year of fines, solo training or eventually a direct sacking from united wit no compensation due 2 insurburdination! United have all the aces!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheNonce: 10:56am On Sep 01, 2015
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profojah:
Brito John my guy. I know you will talk. I won't deny i did pm you. I pmed you when you were Oyin17(Not Oyind17). And you deactivated when your yansh open say you be confirmed Male. Well, I know gullible ones will fall you. Oyind17, Oyin17, Brito John. Shey maga never pay?
Oh Brito John? Not him again? Lolz
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TheNonce: 10:10am On Sep 01, 2015
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Another superb volley from the man united media team....

"Manchester United are insistent that their paperwork was done on time in the potential David de Gea deal and that even Real Madrid have admitted it's their fault.Madrid have now appealed to FIFA."..........sky sports! Which means real madrid are O.Y.O! Lmfao!!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheNonce: 10:03am On Sep 01, 2015
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Jollyjoy:
ooooh you have mouths to even say it uuuh?mayb you dnt remember me,i swear to God give me the go ahead i will personally go in search of your no and post it here,you pmed me and i refused your advances,,,can you deny that?am joy that lady you pmed...remember now?the last time i checked,i told you i was dating,so?cos i refused now make me a LovePeddler?shame on you liarr... Just a go ahead jonathan and i will personally go to my trash box... Impostor!
If you have EVIDENCE against this guy, then kindly bring it and settle the matter once and for all! We don't believe in all these sort of useless empty threats or barking dog techniques that you are trying to use in this section! We are waiting patiently! Prove he is LYING or just simply SHUT THE _FUCK UP! Your choice smally!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TheNonce: 9:55am On Sep 01, 2015
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“La Liga had said Real Madrid’s
paperwork turned up 28 minutes late.
However, I’m now hearing from the La Liga offices that they haven’t received any documentation about David de Gea at all! Not on time, not early, not minutes late, nothing at all. As we speak, no paperwork asking to add De Gea to the Real Madrid squad. The plot thickens...................." Sky sports gary cotterill reporting from liga bva's offices live!!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TheNonce: 9:46am On Sep 01, 2015
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coogar:
so has de gea left now? mumu!
you should always bow down to a superior pundit when it comes to issues like this. de gea is still a man utd player. you should see the front page of marca this morning. it says "RIDICULO".



go and recover from the wounds suffered from de gea blow first. anthony martial deal would be coming later in the day. I hope you haven't been shytting blood since the de gea deal failed to come through. grin
MARTIAL? Someone that has already had his medical after arriving @ carrington since yesterday evening? Check my pix

https://www.nairaland.com/871307/official-manchester-united-fan-thread/2027#37537063
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TheNonce: 9:25am On Sep 01, 2015
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MrLouisVanGaal:
Which go?? Let them keep him and burn his ass on the bench.

Madrid have always had their way..they bully everyone and get whoever they want. They have bullied us for far too long. Do you think its cool that players play for manchester united, once they hit form a little, RM comes dancing around them. When was the last time we danced around a Madrid player and lured him to Old Trafford if its not them sending us their waste products. On this i support the club for bringing in this whole drama in the De Gea deal. Now the spanish press are claiming we are paying them back for what Ramos did to us, they are also heaping blames on Perez's head for wasting so much time on the deal. This is how it should be done. Let them feel what it means to be slighted for once. That is how devastated we felt when we lost Ronaldo to the lures of Madrid and their bully attitude. So let his ass burn on the bench if the appeal fails, afterall he wasn't really that valued enough by RM
And who will benefit by having ddg on the bench? If he is not going to remain @ united and be productive then let him kindly _fuck off! @ the end of the day he is our best keeper by far but if he aint happy then he should leave rather than sulk all over the place for a year!

Now to your 2nd point! Na real fault say dem born ddg for their backyard? He is spanish! From madrid! Imagine if it was rooney playing for real madrid and man united were trying to bring him to united and his home england? Would you have been this bitter? My guy those are the laws of the transfer market! Every tactic real use when dealing with us is a tactic we have used on countless others! No time for bitterness! That is the advantage of having a good brand, plus good weather, stadium, city and definitely better babes too! Even if na you sef you go like go madrid!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TheNonce: 8:53am On Sep 01, 2015
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Abeg fifa and liga association should not allow real madrids stupidity ruin this deal oh? Let them investigate and tell madrid to come and pack their school son ddg and go! No time 4 extra time again! Nonsense!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheNonce: 7:33am On Sep 01, 2015
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Oyind17:
I'm serious here, did u say such about me or not? I don't like what you are saying about lala. when u came up with the softapple moniker , I asked you to lay low and do away with attention seeking but I guess its the most difficult thing to ask for.
I'm glad you are using your own eyes to now see the modus operandi of this amazing _idiot that you enjoy having lewd chats with! Keep waiting for him to cook up lies and excuses for you! He will still teach you another lesson soon! Or are you in love with a troll?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TheNonce: 10:44pm On Aug 31, 2015
lipsrsealed

Dagger thru the heart!

m.goal.com/s/en-gb/news/2896/premier-league/2015/08/31/14931102/di-maria-i-left-because-i-clashed-with-van-gaal
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheNonce: 10:27pm On Aug 31, 2015
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KINGSAMURAI:
URE A SACRIFICIAL REJECTED LAMB, ure a barnished hegoat, ure a beast and a wailing kangarool, ur birth into dis world brough a disgrace to humanity, all d animals GOD created are better than u, ure a trash.
Daddy, this "olodo samumurai's" disses are making me sleepy!

Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheNonce: 10:10pm On Aug 31, 2015
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KINGSAMURAI:
YAWNS U IGNORANT TOAD, U UGLY MONKEY AND AN slowpoke, URE D CHIEF OF D SLAVE STAFF IN D ANIMAL KINGDOM, A GUTTER IS MORE VALUABLE THAN U, URE STINKING THAT EVEN A SEPTIC TANK HAS MORE VALUE THAN U, pls keep licking the ass of ladyboss1 when she cms with her new moniker bcaus im going to torment her till d world ends
Abeg try to go and learn how to speak proper english, construct sentences and use proper lexicon if you want to spar with normal human beings! What is this nonsense you just typed? Filled with gbagauns and grenades as if you are a boko haram terrorist scouting for new weapons to buy on the black market!

When we tell you to focus on your jamb now you would start crying like the _bitch you are! I wonder how much _sperm you had to swallow to become this daft! You are useless, illogical, a demons seed, a scallywag, a nonentity, a disadvantaged _moron, a _wanker, a primate, a savage beast, a no hoper, a known pervert, a child rapist and a world class sufferman! Homosexual bastard with no single iota of sense in that cup holder you call a skull! Lol
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheNonce: 9:52pm On Aug 31, 2015
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KINGSAMURAI:
lol where is ladyboss1? bro there is no ass 4 u to lick again o!! now i feel pity 4 u
Everybody knows I'm the don here! You all lick my own ass not the other way round you dunce! I don't chat, woo or give a _fuck about any of you here! Male or Female! I only enjoy exposing the fakes, homos and pretenders like YOU! Look for another pattern you asexual baboon! This 1 can't work! My level is too advanced for an incompetent destitute like you to comprehend! You are our slave here! Ha ha ha ha !
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheNonce: 9:41pm On Aug 31, 2015
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KINGSAMURAI:
URE AN OVER COMPLETE IDIOT, keep licking ass
Someone is PAINED! Lmfao!!!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheNonce: 9:34pm On Aug 31, 2015
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KINGSAMURAI:
dis is how life works boy!!! believe me my bank account will buzz with four alerts tommorow, now d eyez of samson siasia, under seventeen coach and a lot of foreign scouts are upon me, REAL TALK. "dnt worry when i hit d jackpot i will tell lalasticlala to take it to front page, bro this is how my story begin, whats ur story?!!
Kindly take all these your incomplete and half baked lies and go and shove them up your mamas stinking _vagina! You have been exposed for the hopeless, worthless, bi polar, demented sufferman that you are! When I told you that I would ensure that all you gay, fake, deceptive and sexist monikers would be destroyed you thought I was joking right! Now start counting them, darkrebel, nneka123, angela, sandrafag, all deleted in shame! You will continue to suffer extreme embarrassment until you grow tired and leave nl! Anyday you try to send your limp _penis photos we will be there, when you start to spread your hopeless lies to any new female moniker we will be there! Whenever you try to spread your tranny ideology we will be there! In other words you are finished on this forum mr "sweetorgasm, softapples, angelmarve" or which other _stupid name you try to use in order to hide and promote your gay shite! Loooool!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TheNonce: 8:30pm On Aug 31, 2015
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dopeJemi:
he played in the champions league against arsenal last season? I mean the CL were monaco knocked out arsenal, he played?
Oh yes! He sure did! He also displaced dimitar berbatov from the 1st team in ligue 1! The boy is raw but small something dey there!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TheNonce: 8:14pm On Aug 31, 2015
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dopeJemi:
That guy doesn't look like martial, looks more like henry
That's because he also posseses the "IGWE X" baller gene! Ask gayner fans, they had a taste last season! Lol!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TheNonce: 8:04pm On Aug 31, 2015
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Anthony martial landing at carrington this evening! New defender expected tomorrow!

Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TheNonce: 7:43pm On Aug 31, 2015
KINGSAMURAI:
yeah just came back 4rm a Gorvernor's cup in Warri township stadium, im now at our team hotel, heading bak home tommorow, thank GOD WE won d trophy and u know what i was opportune to shake hands with d Gorvernor IFEANYI OKOWA and some delegates, nd took pics with some of them, now dats what we call life nd smtin dat was written in d bible dat when a man is deligent in his work, he will sit and eat plus dine with the kings, priest and queens of the kingdom of this planet. "cc sinnzu, funlord, lezz, thenonce, prettythicksme, ladyboss1, sassybae, adae, nigerianium and to the rest of my haters. "4 ur info we are to be hosted dis evening by d GORVERNOR in our hotel.
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A message for romancelands chief _IDIOT in command!!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TheNonce: 7:23pm On Aug 31, 2015
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This is a superb deal 4 man united! Money plus navas! Romero and navas should slug it out 4 the number 1 jersey! 2 very experienced good goalkeepers! Thank you ddg but your unhappiness was becoming sickening! Hope 2 block you and real in the quarters of uefa this season! Lol!

www.theguardian.com/football/2015/aug/31/david-de-gea-joining-real-madrid-manchester-united
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TheNonce: 7:16pm On Aug 31, 2015
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JayKayMaybachz:
Mehn LvG fon entrucate Utd finish... No replacement at all
Transfer window never close na! Meanwhile rojo is back! Jones na manage and we don at least sign person wey sabi wetin that rectangular thing wey dey goalkepper back dey for! This team pata pata suppose fit do top 3 reach quarters round of champions league! Looku looku continues sha!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TheNonce: 6:48pm On Aug 31, 2015
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Abeg who be this heavy ITI wey chelshite don go sign today again from french side nantes? Say na "Papy djilibodji" for £2.5m! Desperate times call for desperate measures I guess! Lol! Everton bad oh!

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