₦airaland Forum

Emmahunk:
Really, women don't need to scream or create a scene at every given opportunity. I had this great experience recently. Please read;

I was hanging out with my friends yesterday evening , so we ordered for fresh fish and drinks, the next person beside us came in with his girlfriend and ordered drinks and fish too. They were drinking and holding their hands together, the lady was resting on the guys shoulder. Apparently, they were having fun. However, their joy was short lived because, before we knew it, a woman walked in with a baby not more than 4 months old. She quietly pulled up and joined the table of the two love birds.

It was a moment to behold as the young girl looked surprised and angry at the same time obviously not impressed with the fact that someone came to invade their privacy. The man on the other hand was so quiet and looked totally confused.

Then the woman called the Bar attendant "please give me a bottle of malt and Fresh fish" and they served her. At this point, her baby started crying and she fed her and continued eating obviously enjoying every moment. Not done with whatever game she was playing, she further ordered for two fresh fish (point and kill), they told her its #1500 each she said she needed two of the fish and ordered for Isi-ewu 3 .......

....

Men! Abeg, who do us this thing?

Uyiii:
this one na certified OLOSHO in capital letters.
she's going for her PhD degree now in oloshology.

who wan rape you with those two mansions for your chest, I dey crase;

Faithway10:
A Nigerian man, @Poshfelly on Twitter has taken to the platform to help his 28-year-old friend, Ijeoma search for a husband.

He shared a photo of her and wrote;

"My friend Ijeoma 28, lawyer based in Abuja hardworking,prayerful,can pound fufu looking for a husband for her tribe is no barrier kindly Rt"
Abeg, na only me see say pounding of fufu dey this post, she get power to rake heavy pistol? Abeg some one help me reach out the her, if she go fit carry
http://www.amagitesblog.com/2018/01/this-nigerian-lady-is-looking-for.html

Chidexter:
Shut up, You expect God to do everything that everyone wants. Then tell me what makes him a God....

delebosa:
She was paid to defame him. Lied to discredit his personality.
She had to ask for forgiveness.

Jamariwolf4:
I Think These Male Sex Dolls Are Kinda Fit.

So I decided to look up pics of the male sex dolls and bliv me, I was blown away.
i mean:

Look at those arm lengths, the abs, pecs, strong hands.

One has to wonder, how many naija men can keep a body like this? Do they even know equipments inside a basic gym?

Further,
We can choose from a variety of handsome face, the hot sun has made most male faces from this part of the world really repulsive.
I heard they've got bionic peenises (they are described as unstoppable, and better than the real thing and most vibrators)




Ladies have now got a man who will never leave us or slut shame us frequently.
Rejoice!

akpogbenz:
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decatalyst:
on point oh

So sad for a promising young lad to end it this way.

Probable causes

1. Ex cultist

2. Talks too much.

3. Snatched a cultist girl.

4. Boastful or troublesome

All of the above doesn't permit anyone to spill his blood except he has spilled someone else's blood before

favourmic:
oga o everything is vanity upon all the PHD

the end is near give your life to Jesus

RIP

HARDLABOR:
Dis babe fine but she no popular

Identify ya sef if u know her



Tonto dike no fine but she popular

She has to changed her original body 4 artificial one just to fit in.


ok








What am I even saying sef

Bolustical:
Bros, as per the bolded, it is VERY evitable!

Do you think the north would wait for 16 years out of power if it decides to return favour to the SW which end its time by 2031? Power goes back to the North by 2031.

By the way, what gives you the assurance that Igbos would be able to coherently organise themselves to present a consensus candidate?

Wouldn't they miscalculate their alliances (as usual) as they did in 2015 and likely in 2019?

Wouldn't they allow another mumu like Nnamdi Kanu to come and make other Nigerians distrust them again?

These are the questions that will determine the Igbo presidency?

Happy New Year Bros!

tvandy10:
Hello Everyone,

I am getting married towards the later end of next year.

My father is Yoruba and my mother is from Calabar. I was born in Nigeria but have been in the U.S. since I was a young girl. My fianceé is Oyinbo and we are doing a traditional wedding ceremony.

Does anyone know where I find the steps for the Efik and Yoruba ceremony? My fianceé's family wants to join in a just wants a little more information so they can full participate. I don't just want them to sit there dumbstruck. I want them to be a part of it. I've tried searching for steps to the wedding, but haven't gotten good results. I basically want a program, what goes first, what is last, what to do in each part.

My parents are also helping me but I figure the more information I get, the better.

Any help or suggestions will be welcomed.

Thanks in advance,

TV10

Ps,

Here's an example of the steps in a Hindu wedding: https://www.thoughtco.com/hindu-wedding-rituals-1770478

Looking for something similar.

CHESTER48:

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Mynd44
Please out of my heart, I am begging you people to look at this as Christians, don't be biased be cause it can bring people to nairaland to read a post. Besides you have visitors anyway without this post. Chidi okoroafor is not the general superintendent. So as Paul Emeka. There is no general superintendent in assemblies of God. So please don't mislead people, if this most be on front page, I beg you to remove that general superintendent and now leave it as "Chidi okoroafor of assemblies of God General message" e. T. C. As semis of God is my church, it is divided right now as we speak. So please the matter is still in court as who will be the right gm. Thank yoh


Seun happy new year.

fairprince:
Emeka was suspended since and was replaced with Chidi Okoroafor. The church is led by Chidi Okoroafor based on appointment. He also can be removed if he mis-behaves. That is how the church runs in Nigeria and in US too.