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Politics / Re: Court Sends Fubara’s Loyalists To Prison After Arraignment On Terrorism Charges by theophorus(m): 1:14pm On Jan 25
Instead make una jejely dey una house dey drink Garri and Kulikuli, una no gree.

Now una don enter 1-chance for political games of throne.
When una comot from this one una go learn to maintain una lane.

Fubara think say everybody go be like Buhari, wen kip kwayet let that Streetlight-MoU Gurnor dey misbehave anyhow.

Unfortunately that MoU Guvnor don dey regret hin gragra now, cos he get less than 10months for office.

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Politics / Re: Fashola: Why Pantami Annoyed Some Persons In Buhari’s Cabinet by theophorus(m): 9:30am On Jan 25
You probably would never know or have a hint of how much effort some people put into what you Rubbish.

Laslas, it only when your effort yields the Right result that people will celebrate you.

Na why dem dey talk say who Pass na hin know book.
Health / Re: Lagos State Traditional Medicine Board Takes Action Against Unethical Practice. by theophorus(m): 8:10am On Jan 25
Hmmm!
The things Lack of Money causes ehn...

But then all these small boys wen no get sense wen dey let Konji control them na another problem dem be and those girls self wen no fit control their legs.

If we fit control F*rk rate, then Birth rate and this menace can be easily controlled.
Crime / Re: Foreigner Scams His "Bride's Family" Of N12.5 Million In Abuja by theophorus(m): 7:59am On Jan 25
There are reasons why the Procedure for Marriage begins mainly with Introduction Ceremony where Families and Friends of both parties are supposed to come together and familiarize themselves.

Break the protocol and you would have yourself to blame.

Some people are already F**king and Impregnating and aborting for their Cousins without even knowing.

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Politics / Re: NGX’s Growth: Nigerians Are Poorer Under Tinubu's Government – Ndubuisi Ekekwe by theophorus(m): 9:31am On Jan 22
Once dem talk, you go understand the Prism wen their reasoning pass through.

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Fashion / Re: Things To Consider When Choosing The Right Suit For Church by theophorus(m): 3:21pm On Jan 21
If you no be Pastor and you dey wear Suit for 2 out 4 Sundays then, he mean say you no too get Native attire.

Suit on Sundays na like uniform for Pastors.

But wetin pain be say this writer suppose put color combinations wen persin dey wear for suits.

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Health / Re: National Hugging Day: Five Health Benefits Of Hugging by theophorus(m): 3:20pm On Jan 21
Abeg, who dey carryout this Yeye research like dis?

Abeg, who wan hug make he hug and who no wan hug make he fold hands.
Sha let make your mind put towards everybody.
Romance / Re: The Perfect Gift For Your Ex On Their Wedding by theophorus(m): 3:20pm On Jan 21
What's the issue with this People?

Ordinary to Celebrate with people don become issue for Una.

Ordinary to be Happy for others, you cannot do.

Abegi, me I will Prefer to Transfer Money and go join in the Celebrations.

But, then I do marry for some days now and I didn't date anyone before my Woman.

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Education / Re: Taraba Gov Reduces Tuition Fees For Taraba State University By 50% by theophorus(m): 8:30pm On Jan 20
Alexodlaivic:
Werrey

Ogbeni Alexodlaivic wetin be my own with you bayi?

Instead to ask of my Aza and send some USD/GBP/CAD, na Yeye you dey talk.

Itiboribo cool
Family / Re: Here Are A Few Security Tips In The Light Of The Security Challenge In Nigeria by theophorus(m): 8:06pm On Jan 20
Hmmm!

May everybody Sha dey careful cos this Kidnapping things have gone out of hands already and even Government self no understand again.

People like us wen no get anything, na God be our Shield and Keeper.

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Crime / Re: Desperate Nigerian Seeking Asylum Begged To Be Declared Wanted – Police by theophorus(m): 5:19pm On Jan 20
Some people can do anything just to Japa.

Must you do "Anything/Everything" because you want to Japa/Stay Back in Obodo Oyinbo?

Well, Life has a way of Balancing Equations, so careful what variables you give to it.
Politics / Re: Edu, Shehu Would Have Survived Under Buhari – Shehu Sani by theophorus(m): 9:16am On Jan 16
Quick advice, If you have a Stable Job where you're doing anyhow, then don't take BAT's appointment ooo cos BAT go pursue you if you do anyhow ooo.

BAT is seriously serious ooo.
Na, FD go soon collect cos, I no know the usefulness of that guy.

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Politics / Re: President Tinubu Makes FRESH Appointments [FULL LIST] by theophorus(m): 4:20am On Jan 13
Well, these appointments are only related to culture and arts.

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Romance / Re: Ladies Can You Marry A Man Who Wants To Be A "Full-time Husband"? by theophorus(m): 11:38am On Jan 11
No man can afford it.

Will the Man also carry Pregnancy?

See ehn, work with Female Bosses first, then you will Understand that, your Wife earning more than you do, requires a lot... Not to talk you not earning anything.

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Business / Re: Meet Newly Appointed Keystone Bank CEO, Hassan Imam by theophorus(m): 10:44am On Jan 11
If you get opportunity but go dey do like mum* let those people carry you Handicap na you know ooo.

See am now, dem don carry people from no where come.

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Business / Re: Meet Union Bank’s New CEO, Yetunde Oni by theophorus(m): 10:35am On Jan 11
Hmmm!

This Life just get as he be.
Men Like Angels locate me ooo. Make I enter better levels

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Romance / Re: Single Mother Of Three Joyful As She Remarries At The Age Of 38 by theophorus(m): 9:23am On Jan 11
Hey wahala.

Well, make we hope say na the Men deceive am, say no be her Greed cause wahala.

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Romance / Re: Curses Do Not Work At All by theophorus(m): 9:14am On Jan 11
KnowledgePower7:
I have attended a church service in Anambra during buhari re election.
Multitude of people were praying for Buhari to die. At first it shock me but then I see how people were serious cursing Buhari.

Fast forward 5 years, Buhari is still alive
Most of those people cursing Buhari has died.

Looking at how many curses Nigerians have cursed Tinubu and Tinubu is still alive and moving about. Be like say Curses na nonesense

Life work based on Principles.
What did Buhari do to them that they are cursing Him?
A curse with cause will never stand.
Buhari was made their leader and He was doing His "Best" to ensure things work out.
He gave their Governors monthly allocations and bailouts and gave their local Governments their necessary dues.
That they are suffering is seemingly not Buhari's Fault and Christians are commanded to Pray for those in position of Authority.
So those people and their Pastor are not CHRISTIANS.

Same way some Evil people are praying that BAT will die, they must realize that Life doesn't work in their terms.
If they become President today and some curses them for no just reason, that thing no go ever work.

But you see that Curse thing ehn, if you wan know maybe he dey work ehn, just steal Church Money or do anyhow to people you go realize say things dey happen.
Politics / Re: Cut All The Expenses Of Every Aspect Of The Government By 60% – Obi Tells FG by theophorus(m): 9:05am On Jan 11
Including Salaries and Projects?

Well, na Mum* dey take advice from him sworn enemy.
Politics / Re: 15 Multinationals Exit Nigeria In Three Years – NECA by theophorus(m): 8:35am On Jan 11
Chai! Leaving Nigerians in the hand of Nigerian Employers.
Unfortunately, Nigerian employers are worst than Lebanese, Chinese & Co.

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Romance / Re: How Do You Reply A Friend Who Said This About Your Spouse? by theophorus(m): 8:34am On Jan 11
Thanks, will be my reply cos I know the partner wen I get.

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Career / Re: 400k Salary, but nothing. by theophorus(m): 9:21pm On Jan 10
400k and you dey chop am finish?

Guy, begin assume say na 200k you dey commot eye for the remaining 200k make you dey save am and begin plan on better Investment no be those Forex/Crypto ooo.

Because, this Weather no really stable ooo.

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Romance / Re: Our Mother's And New Generation Mothers ,pics by theophorus(m): 9:19pm On Jan 10
Egbe Nana!

Sha raise your pikin well ooo, make she no go become public toilet for those boys ooo.

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Politics / Re: Betta Edu's Suspension A Welcome Development - Peter Obi by theophorus(m): 9:13pm On Jan 10
Bros, don sharperly join mouth for the matter wen dey ground.

Sha, make he go dey prepare for 2039 elections.
He should ensure he keeps posting ooo.

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Politics / Re: NBA Plans Protest As Police Remove DPO For Detaining Lawyer. by theophorus(m): 3:38pm On Jan 10
Police!...

Some people ehn, the Thunder wen go strike dem still dey do Testing-Microphone.

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Politics / Re: EFCC Releases Betta Edu On Bail by theophorus(m): 3:24pm On Jan 10
With this BettaEdu-Gate, I have come to realize that the People destroying this Country are very close to all of Us and the Youth will probably be worst than their Fathers, except a Miracle Happens.

Who would have thought a Medical Doctor, who is already a PhD holder at 37 would be found in this kind of brouhaha?

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Sports / Re: Falcon Player, Onome Ebi Makes Exciting Move To Join Israeli Club, Bnot Netanya by theophorus(m): 12:06pm On Jan 10
My Girl too go play Football/Soccer to International Levels.
Career / Re: What Will You Do In This Scenario? by theophorus(m): 2:49pm On Jan 09
Well!

Keep the Money and give it to the Family when the dust settles.

But this go require make I avoid the temptation to keep the Money, make I no go do am BettaEdu

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Food / Re: Antelope Bush Meat by theophorus(m): 1:34pm On Jan 09
MimiBiggs:
A hunter friend gifted me this antelope.. Pounded yam and efo riro loading

Oya!!! Update location, make we come use some Maltina down the Antelope Meat Peppersoup.

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Travel / Re: Ongoing Awka Millennium City Full Coverage (video & Photos) by theophorus(m): 12:34pm On Jan 09
Just check through Nairaland and you will realize nobody from any other state do this thing "this boy" is doing.

Trying to impress people who careless about You.

Funniest part of this brouhaha is the fact that those houses may only be opened December and closed by January.

What's the use of an estate that no one lives in?

Bragging Right abi?
Okay, Congratulations.

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Politics / Where Is David Hundeyin? by theophorus(m): 9:58am On Jan 09
During the build-up of the 2023 General elections, David Hundeyin resurface after a brief brake from End Sars brouhaha.

During the elections and almost 6months after the elections, He was still doing 'investigative' journalism and bringing in different Information (Propaganda) that even the BB with C could not get for Us.

However, recently He seems to be missing and not bringing in any information.

So, I ask where is the Information machine of the AA and PO's crew?
We need him to provide some side entertainment from this Betta, and Co drama.
Politics / Re: Osun APC Drags Aregbesola To Court Over Division In Party by theophorus(m): 8:15am On Jan 09
Eeyah!

Baba Kabiru aka Baba Afusa.
2026 is not far. They will cook his share and give him and he would teach his children the lessons.

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