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Romance / Re: Love Making In Swimming Pools Is Getting Out Of Hand!!! by theophorus(m): 5:52pm On Nov 26, 2023
Children of this age ehn, if una spoil this life finish, na una know ooo.

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Politics / Re: Atiku Abubakar Celebrates 77th Birthday Today by theophorus(m): 6:13am On Nov 25, 2023
Congratulations on your Birthday.

But, please use the remaining years of your Life to do what's right and please don't come back to contest again in 2027 cos it's clear that you have been more of a spoiler for some people.

Happy Birthday once again and please engage more in Charity as from now on.

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Politics / Re: Emefiele Pumped ₦‎10Tn Into Economy Through Quasi-Fiscal Activities – Cardoso by theophorus(m): 6:13am On Nov 25, 2023
Chai Uncle Godwin really mess up ooo.

But no lele, Sha, make una wen dey there now begin clear the mess.

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Education / Re: Human Sexuality: Federal University Of Lafia Exam Questions by theophorus(m): 3:44pm On Nov 24, 2023
The Lecturer should kukuma change the name of the course to Sxxology instead of Sexuality cos these questions are more about Sxx than Sexuality.

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Celebrities / Re: Chef Dammy Arrested Over Petition By Her Pastor, Released On Bail by theophorus(m): 3:04pm On Nov 24, 2023
NPF doing things.
Just give dem small money dem go arrest anybody come use bail money drink.

Sha, for this Life avoid Business Center and Any person wen dey run packaging things.

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Politics / Re: Court Stops PDP From Removing Anyanwu As National Secretary by theophorus(m): 1:49pm On Nov 24, 2023
Abeg wen those conspiracy theorists them?

How much was paid to procure this Judgement?
Is the Judiciary still corrupt?

Abeg make those people help with their Abracadabra permutations make we know how much was paid by whoever to procure this Judgement and the brief about the relationship between the Judge and CJN.

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Romance / Re: What Would You Do In This Situation (images) by theophorus(m): 1:04pm On Nov 24, 2023
Allisgud:
He come be like say na only me no get too much body count just 2 only

Na only 1 some of us get.

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Politics / Re: Governor Oyebanji To Flag Off Construction Of Ekiti Ring Road Phase I by theophorus(m): 8:00am On Nov 24, 2023
Hope this will not be another Lamba?
Let's stay positive and be hopeful that this project will drive real development and favor standard of living.

Abeg, where are the media team of GSM?
You guys have not really given us another Lamba on how excellently your Governor is doing ooo.
Politics / Re: Simon Lalong Set To Resign As Tinubu’s Minister by theophorus(m): 5:19pm On Nov 23, 2023
Baba don sharperly take the easy route.

Cos, to be Minister for this regime no be play-play ooo. Na real work.
Atleast Baba can go and do Senator Observer for NASS.
But as Minister the workload no be here.

Minister like Wike doing things to the residents of Abuja.

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Seeks UN Assistance On Prison Reforms, Decongestion by theophorus(m): 6:06am On Nov 23, 2023
Abegi! Na the whole of Nigeria need reform joor.

From people wen dey cook Very Bad food give those Prisoner to the people wen dey cut their food allocation to the corrupt wanders and police wen dey do illegal raid to replace criminals.
Politics / Re: Kano Guber: Gov Yusuf Heads To Supreme Court Over Appeal Court Verdict by theophorus(m): 6:06am On Nov 23, 2023
If at all, the Sepreme court is able to save your Mandate, you will learn never to fight useless Battle.

You enter office na demolition be the first thing wen enter your head and you think say demolition no go visit you?

Iberiberism.

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Politics / Re: Okada Riders, ‘Agbero’ Clash In Ogun State by theophorus(m): 6:05am On Nov 23, 2023
Eeyah!
Abeg make anybody to add to anybody problem joor.

Make all these Agbero/Touts use their number 6 and stop all these Yeye Natu cos problem dey ground make dem no add another put.

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Politics / Re: Court Adjourns Suit Challenging Appointment Of EFCC Chairman Until 2024 by theophorus(m): 6:05am On Nov 23, 2023
Those people no go gree read anything now ooo, dem go soon begin shout Judiciary this... Judiciary that...

Abeg, who no like the EFCC chair make dem shift make we see front.
Politics / Re: APC, Tinubu Using Obasanjo’s Template Of Loyalty To Rule - Dr Salihu Lukman by theophorus(m): 6:05am On Nov 23, 2023
Could this be a form of Lamentations?

Well, all men with their own strategy Sha.
Develop and use your own strategy but no forget say everything get their own effect.
Romance / Re: MICROCHIMERISM: Why Virginity Is Important by theophorus(m): 10:40pm On Nov 22, 2023
Na people wen get ear to Hear na dem dey learn ooo.

These generation na slaying full their head ooo.
Politics / Re: Why Soldiers Attacked Adamawa Police Command Headquarters – Army by theophorus(m): 8:49pm On Nov 22, 2023
So dem use small hand collect Big one.
But, seriously, when una go stop all these Yeye fight? Hope say una dey remember say all men get people wen depend on them for survival?

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Politics / Re: IGP Begs For Vehicles In Abuja But They Are Wasting Away In Lagos (pics) by theophorus(m): 8:31pm On Nov 22, 2023
Even those wen get operational vehicles ehn, Na runs dem dey use am do.

Make Abj popo no worry, Emperor Wike is here already.
Sports / Re: Osimhen, Oshoala, Ighalo, Boniface Nominated For Dubai Globe Soccer Awards by theophorus(m): 2:21pm On Nov 22, 2023
At all at all na him be winch.

But even these award na nominee dem go end put none of them fit collect any of the awards.
Sports / Re: Ogun State’s Tradition Of Nurturing Budding Sports Talent - Fanning The Flames by theophorus(m): 9:41am On Nov 21, 2023
India did Tech (STEM) but didn't make any noise about it and they are profiting greatly in the West with that skill now but Nigeria go just dey make noise without doing anything.

Hilda came and they were shouting on SM while others do their thing quietly.
Family / Re: Court Marriage Without Paying Bride Price by theophorus(m): 3:24pm On Nov 20, 2023
No be marriage na Scam.
Cos the Parent gat dey among those wen go sign for court and na Traditional dem go seal the deal.
Politics / Re: Major-General Chris Alli (rtd) Is Dead by theophorus(m): 10:29am On Nov 20, 2023
Abeg wetin dey kill all these Generals dem?

Well, Life happens.
RIP Sir.
Romance / Re: Does Married Life Comes With Any Title by theophorus(m): 7:30pm On Nov 18, 2023
Your neighbor bought a Car but lacks the appropriate maintenance and discipline, His Car got problems within 3months and you choose never to buy Car based on your neighbors experience.

You no wan Marry but you wan dey do Sxx.
Yeye people and selfishness.

Marriage no be the Problem na you go marry person wen no get sense.
Politics / Re: Lt Colonel Abubakar-Surajo Imam: 1st Nigeria Army Officer To Bag A Professorship by theophorus(m): 2:29pm On Nov 18, 2023
Senior Man.
Congratulations Sir.

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Politics / Re: Olokuta: Inside Nigeria’s Failed Correctional Centre by theophorus(m): 1:45pm On Nov 18, 2023
CuteBidemi:

Officer Dayo stressed that correctional centres are “not correct because right from the top (Headquarters), things are not correct.”


That's the summary of the situation.
Nigeria my Country

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Politics / Re: Kano Governor, Kabir Yusuf Sued His Party, NNPP Over Primary Elections by theophorus(m): 6:35am On Nov 18, 2023
ojinuocheibi:
Very soon you will start making video begging well meaning Nigerian for money to support your failing health due to APC misrule, meanwhile those well meaning Nigerians are obidients committed to a better Nigeria that your likes and their tribal stupidity won't let happen,

Are you done?
You have to realize that you thought is lace with Bais. Just reflect on what you wrote again.

Finally, Read Genesis 12:1-3 and try comprehend it so that you will never curse anyone because you don't Ned to curse anyone that's truly wicked because the curse of God is already on the wicked.

But of you make the mistake of cursing the Blessed then you may be causing troubles for yourself.

#Shalom.

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Politics / Re: Kano Governor, Kabir Yusuf Sued His Party, NNPP Over Primary Elections by theophorus(m): 4:34am On Nov 18, 2023
Eeyah!
Demolition Governor till lo.

Wisdom is profitable, no goo dey do pass yourself.

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Celebrities / Re: Hanks Anuku Cries For Help: "I Have Been Jobless For Years" by theophorus(m): 9:18am On Nov 17, 2023
This Life ehn, at some point he go be like say na Only You.
At that point, everybody go just dey "dobale" for you like say after you na still you.
But na that moment you gat dey careful more and gradually built what will last.

Uncle Hanks,
We sabi say part of una signature for that area na Pride but as he been now ehn, Na you suppose humble pass cos except say Grace smile on you again, na go you dey go sooo.

Stop anything, Alcohol and Drugs, just check wetin Snopp Doggy talk yesterday, na cos matter don dey red.

All the Best ooo.

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Withdraws $1 Billion Claim Against Eni by theophorus(m): 8:02am On Nov 17, 2023
Hmmm!
Some former leaders just Over-hate this country.
Even countrymen for those Federal parastatals self join dey sell the Country bit by bit.
But make dem no worry, Everyday for Thief but one the Theif go collect.

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Politics / Re: Joe Ajaero: I Was Brutalised, Detained By DSS – Oshiomhole by theophorus(m): 10:33am On Nov 16, 2023
Osho-Baba Abeg leave that Joe-Joe make he dey play.

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Politics / Re: Gov Mbah Announces N25,000 Cash Awards To Enugu State Workers by theophorus(m): 8:32am On Nov 16, 2023
Hahaha! grin

This shut-up money wen dem wan begin distribute so ehn, Na Inflation dem dey write letter to ooo.

Instead make we find how we go control the Inflation wen dey ground na excess money we wan push enter town.

No problem, body go tell everybody.

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Politics / Re: Senate Seeks Establishment Of Federal Data Bank by theophorus(m): 7:13am On Nov 16, 2023
Shebi na Nigeria, Data wen dem go still dey edit as dem like to change narratives.

Well, hope is a good thing, so let's hope this will be done in good Faith and the people who will be working in that establishment won't bring their Nigerianess into play.

Good Morning ooo

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