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Politics / Re: Obasanjo Offers To Testify Against Agunloye In $2.3bn Mambilla Arbitration by theophorus(m): 7:47pm On Dec 13, 2023
Baba, please go and rest and leave some Matter for young blood to handle.

If you get opportunity to fix this Country, fix am cos very soon that opportunity go commot for your hand and you go regret say you no act when you get the opportunity.

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Politics / Re: Fubara Has Erased Rivers History With Assembly Demolition, Says Rivers Lawmaker by theophorus(m): 4:19pm On Dec 13, 2023
I hope say Oga Sim get the energy for the Wahala wen him dey drag so.

He be like nobody dey loyal again, Obaseki do am and Sim don dey do him own.

Obaseki win the last round but He don dey see say him go lose subsequent rounds, so he don dey beg Oshiomole.

Sim don dey do like DON but hope say him get the war-chest to win this round?

Las-last "In a World where there are no Rules; No one is Safe".

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: PSV Eindhoven Vs Arsenal UCL (1 - 1) On 12th December 2023 by theophorus(m): 7:06pm On Dec 12, 2023
PSV need win this Match or Atleast Draw make water no go pass Garri, incase Lens go win.

I like as Arteta rest more of the key players.
Romance / Re: Indecent Dressing By Ladies Seen Everywhere On The Streets This Yule Tide! (Pic) by theophorus(m): 4:30pm On Dec 12, 2023
Chai!
Enter town, you go realize say this one even better.

That gender ehn, He be like the ones we full town na Devil send dem come to come destroy the world with sexual pervasion.

Enter street, you go just see dem dey move from one corner to another but you no go know where dem from come out.

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Crime / Re: Generator Fumes Kill Man, Girlfriend In Delta by theophorus(m): 1:59pm On Dec 12, 2023
We should stop accusing the "innocent" Generator.

Probably they were poisoned in the Club or they ate or drank some sexual enhancers and that led to their passing on.

Sha, make everybody dey careful and if you get better sense, then Give your Life to Christ Jesus.
Romance / Re: Two Weeks To Xmas You Are Toasting A Girl. What If She Agrees. by theophorus(m): 1:58pm On Dec 12, 2023
Na those Obodo Oyinbo people wen come Christmas.
Politics / Re: Disclose Adeleke’s Whereabouts, Health Status, APC Asks Osun Government by theophorus(m): 1:01pm On Dec 12, 2023
Na True, we never see any paparazzi from His Excellency recently.

Uncle Adeleke, how far? Shey make I send Aza for Christmas Giveaway.

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Politics / Re: Governor Akeredolu's Wife & Son Keep Him In Ibadan Against His Wishes by theophorus(m): 11:47am On Dec 12, 2023
This Life no hard, na make you self no make am complicated for yourself.

But still on still why Nigerians no dey gree leave Power even when dem dey die dey go?

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Sports / Re: CAF African Footballer Of The Year: Nigerias Victor Osimhen Is 2023 Winner by theophorus(m): 9:06pm On Dec 11, 2023
He be like this Jagaban time go bring Alot of Trophies come our Obodo Nigeria ooo.

Sha, make 1USD = 1NGN quick cool

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Politics / Re: Resign Now - FCT Indigenes Tell Wike, Protest At The National Assembly by theophorus(m): 9:05pm On Dec 06, 2023
Eeyah!
Una think say na "Kemi Adeosun" una dey follow talk?

Make I remind una, say na Jagaban be President ooo and na Wike una dey deal with ooo, una no fit see Draw ooo.

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Politics / Re: Agbese Removes Alia's Official Portrait from his Office by theophorus(m): 7:09pm On Dec 05, 2023
Emotional Intelligence odi very poor.
Crime / Re: ESN Second In Command Killed As Police Raid IPOB Camp In Aboh-Mbaise by theophorus(m): 3:58pm On Dec 05, 2023
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Abeg how una see this matter like this?

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Health / Re: Augmentin: See How Much I Bought This Medicine Today by theophorus(m): 7:08pm On Dec 04, 2023
Thank you Lord for Sound Health.

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Politics / Re: Julius Berger Hands Over Second Niger Bridge To FG by theophorus(m): 7:40am On Dec 04, 2023
I agree that the PMB failed in a lot of Aspect.
But for this Road things ehn, Na A1dem get.

Big relief for our Brothers who will be visiting their Village during the festive season.

#Season Greetings Everyone.

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Health / Re: Japa: Federal Government Urges Universities To Produce More Doctors by theophorus(m): 1:21pm On Dec 01, 2023
Yes ooo.
This would be a good strategy.

Produce more Doctors and Nurses and let dem Japa to send more Fx home.

Win-win situation.

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Politics / Re: Wike: We’re In Difficult Period, Be Peaceful – Fubara To Rivers People by theophorus(m): 1:20pm On Dec 01, 2023
Fubara, I just dey laugh you ooo.

Ordinary 1yrs you never do, you begin de Bobo your people.

Road you no do, employment you no do but Politics na hin dey play.

Well, 2027 no far again.

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Politics / Re: President Tinubu And King Charles In Group Picture With Other World Leaders by theophorus(m): 9:13am On Dec 01, 2023
Some of these matter just get as he be.

If you eliminate all the people wen dey Dat picture now, replace them with fresh ones, na still the same result you go likely get.

But no lele Sha, make we hope say these people will do right and we go all dey enjoy but Laslas nothing really dey this life to enjoy joor.

But Sha, it's better to smile inside PJ than inside Keke

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Politics / Re: New Wage Begins April, FG Votes ₦‎24 Trillion For Salaries by theophorus(m): 8:39am On Dec 01, 2023
Well, this minimum wage thing no dey reach those of us wen no dey FG payroll?

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Politics / Re: ‘You Don’t Know History’, Asari-Dokubo Slams Those Saying Binis Founded Lagos by theophorus(m): 8:39am On Dec 01, 2023
Abeg Asari, leave Oba alone ooo, make he catch cruise.

If you enter UniBen, na wetin dem go still teach you for their History courses be that ooo.
Dem go say na Benin Kingdom dey rule Lagos.

But, we understand say na everybody like better thing. Even the Eastern people self dey claim say na dem develop Lagos.

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Food / Re: 12 Uncommon Fruits And Vegetables You Can Find In Nigeria by theophorus(m): 4:00pm On Nov 30, 2023
Eggplant is good for Pregnant women especially from 7month upward.

But Sha no lele, aside Tomatoes and Apples others na once a blue moon things.

When I become more wealthy some go become normal things.

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Politics / Re: Gunshots At NANS Convention In Abuja, Seyi Tinubu Accused Of Imposing Candidate by theophorus(m): 9:55am On Nov 30, 2023
No just Trust anybody for that NANS ooo.
All of dem be bad gang ooo.

Virtually all of dem na Papa dem be ooo and na Scammer be their second name.
Politics / Re: ‘I’ll Remove Gov Uzodinma’- PDP’s Anyanwu Vows by theophorus(m): 8:26am On Nov 30, 2023
Eeyah! Sorry ooo.

Greed na hin dey kill you small-small so ooo.
Instead, make you allow another person be Governor while you do the ground work, No na you wan be Governor still be National Secretary.

Bros, Abeg parkwell joor, wetin don go, don go already.

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Politics / Re: Northern Senators Ask Tinubu To Restore Electricity To Niger Republic by theophorus(m): 10:41pm On Nov 29, 2023
If he pain una, Abeg make una relocate to Niger.
But, as things be so, we no dey reason Niger matter for now.

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Politics / Re: Tinubu’s 2024 Budget Deceitful, Has No Mechanism For Economic Recovery - PDP by theophorus(m): 10:41pm On Nov 29, 2023
Before nko?
Wetin una go talk?

Abeg, make PDP park well joor.
All politicians get same problem.
Politics / Re: 19 Years After, My University Not Yet Standing – Former VP, Atiku Laments by theophorus(m): 9:35pm On Nov 28, 2023
The number of Private Universities that will close down once their Proprietor "change address" ehn.

Well, by 2033, if this world never close, you go hear things like "I graduated from the University... Wen don close shop abi na fold up self. cool

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: URGENT, 70k Monthly Salary Or Marketing Executive At Mutual Benefit Assurance. by theophorus(m): 9:50am On Nov 28, 2023
EmperorTolson:
I earn above 70k monthly and I was recently offered a job at Mutual Benefits Assurance Plc as a Marketing Executive, with no salary, only commission and bonuses.
What'd you advise I do? Do you think it's worth it? Please enlighten me.
Thanks.

You better stay with your 70k+

That mutual benefits things na Scam ooo.

To confirm, just retain your 70k job and start freelancing for the Mutual Benefit and see if you will get any deal in 3months.

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Health / Re: My Ordeal With gouty Arthritis(sensitive pictures). by theophorus(m): 7:42pm On Nov 27, 2023
Soory, but Abeg follow the Therapy that will help solve this condition.

Health is Wealth ooo.
Politics / Re: Unknown Gunmen Kill Two Policemen In Imo (graphic Photos) by theophorus(m): 4:15pm On Nov 27, 2023
Hope these people realize say they just render some Women as Widow and some Children Fatherless?

And the Women and Children of those Men will never pray it should be well with them.

Hope they realise the those Police Officers are fellow Nigerians suffering like them and they probably have Parents and some other dependants?

Well, when Karma comes visiting, na that time dem go know.

RIP to the officers and May God in His Mercies send help to their immediate families.

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Politics / Re: Philip Shaibu's Campaign Vehicles Surface Online (Video, Photo) by theophorus(m): 4:10pm On Nov 27, 2023
Una don start Yeye Campaign again.

Abeg, make una parkwell joor, make better persin come do Govnor joor.

You and Obaseki na Scam una be, make una carry una Waka comot make we get fresh hands.

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Celebrities / Re: Church Is The Worst Place To Marry, You Deceived The Guy” – Isreal Dmw’s Friend by theophorus(m): 1:53pm On Nov 27, 2023
Gradually She go join Her sister's for Street, then Gradually those boy go use her upgrade.

Shey, she dey find excuse, her younger ones go her experience take learn.

Make everybody Sha train their pikin well, so that dem no go disgrace dem for public.

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Family / Re: My Partner And I Dont Love Each Other But We Respect Each Other by theophorus(m): 12:37pm On Nov 27, 2023
Getting issues more complicated.
I hope this issue will be in the good side and no wrong thing will happen from it.
Politics / Re: Obaseki Targets ₦‎70 Billion IGR In 2024 by theophorus(m): 8:27am On Nov 27, 2023
Bros-Bros...
So na today day break for your Area abi?
When you get less than 12months abi?

"He said the IGR growth would come from leveraging its comparative advantage and exploring opportunities in technology, culture, manufacturing, and agriculture, among other sectors of the state’s economy."

This talk na just English and nothing else.


"We have done a lot with cassava and ethanol as well as oil palm in the agricultural sector. We have worked hard with partners to open up the retail space in Edo State and hopefully, before the end of the year, we will be launching about 60 shops in the Benin Mall with different facilities."

Garri, Ogogoro and Shops na hin you want take increase IGR? Chai! Obaseki who do you this thing?

Unfortunately, you no get anybody wen you go blame again and you don throway Broom and Umbrella so wetin go clear dirty for you no dey and wetin go protect you from Rain and Hit Sun no dey.

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