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Business › Re: Can A Keke Rider Make This Kind Of Money Daily? by theophorus(m): 8:24am On Dec 24, 2025

Phophit

I would urge that your Friend Buy a New Marwa.
You see that Fairly used ehn, it can be the Beginning of High Blood Pressure.

First time Transport person should just buy something New ooo.
If not all the Money made will be spent on continuous Repairs.

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Romance › Re: How Someone That Look Exactly Like My Late Dad Came To Our House by theophorus(m): 10:31am On Dec 20, 2025

Chidollars1994:
why will I see him like my father that have returned when he is in the grave

I don't know how your Compound looks like that made Him come in straight to you guys and ask direction when he could have ask anyone on the street.

Well, I think you should have stop him and ask him questions but I understand you guys were frozen and couldn't do anything because of the shock.

May God keep Us all from every form of Evil and May His Blessings be upon our homes.
Amen!

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Politics › Re: Alleged ₦2.2bn Fraud: Chris Ngige Remanded In Kuje Prison Till December 18 by theophorus(m): 8:43pm On Dec 15, 2025

Eeyah!
Well, if you do the ... then ready to do the ...
No worry, na this one reach you this time but sha manage am cos better go come later.

Sha, make you self dey dey careful another time.

Politics › Re: Lies VS Facts: Revisiting The Aregbesola Years In Osun - Olakunle Ayorinde by theophorus(m): 2:22pm On Dec 10, 2025

I just check date of Registration of all the users supporting Aregbe and discovered most of the user names were registered in 2025 including the OP.

All I can say is "It is Well".

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Business › Re: CAC Mandates POS Registration By January 1, 2026 by theophorus(m): 10:58am On Dec 09, 2025

PissInside:
Good initiative.

We have more than 50 Million POS operators in this country.

Una go just call figures anyhow, so tey person go dey wonder which school una go.

50Million PoS Operator ke?
How many we dey for Nigeria, wen PoS Operators go reach 50Milloin?

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Politics › Re: PDP Asks Justice Joyce To Hands Off Case Over Bias by theophorus(m): 7:35pm On Dec 05, 2025

Na so Nmandi take collect from Omotosho when he pursue Binta Nyako

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Crime › Re: Ritualist Forced To Eat Soiled Nappies & Used Sanitary Pads by theophorus(m): 11:56am On Dec 05, 2025

So ordinary Used Pads and Nappies we cannot dispose anyhow again bayi?

Na woah!
Ki Olorun ma so wa ooo.

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Politics › Re: Malami Hired Two Lawyers For $17m To Recover Abacha Loot — Despite Near-complete by theophorus(m): 8:16pm On Dec 02, 2025

Agba Yahoo ni awon people meen.
What kinda fraudulent_fraud ni gbogbo eleyi ke?

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Politics › Re: Tinubu Shouldn't Run In 2027, He Hasn't Run This Country Well - Baba-ahmed by theophorus(m): 6:26am On Dec 01, 2025

Calm down oga.
Go and prepare to contest against him.
Power is not gotten anyhow.

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Politics › Re: Police Beef Up Security In Schools, Churches In Anambra by theophorus(m): 3:26pm On Nov 23, 2025

Dem fit wan do copy_copy make dem start their own naw.

So make Police dem gallant to prevent any iberiberism

Health › Re: How Do I Treat Malaria In USA by theophorus(m): 12:37pm On Nov 23, 2025

yad2eidi:
Hello guys, I just arrived USA today and I am having serious malaria.
It showed up suddenly .
Please how do I treat it here. All the pharmacies I visited said they don't sell malaria drugs.
I need your help urgently please.

If you Lime and Liptop around, just boil the Liptop and add Lime a d drink.

Option two, can you see anything like Neem plant or Mango leaves? Boil and Drink the water.

Or Look for Lemon/Lemonade and drink alot of them, they will help.

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Sports › Re: Best XI Players That Are Not Going To 2026 World Cup by theophorus(m): 12:45pm On Nov 20, 2025

The NG boys think say dem dey do Finidi but laslas na dem no get WC experience.

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Politics › Re: National Convention To Hold On Planned Date - PDP Stakeholders Reaffirm by theophorus(m): 8:26am On Nov 14, 2025

Okay ooo.
I hope this matter no go long sha.
Cos when una suppose Suspend Wike una delay and Wike don dey do many damages to una just because una no learn say 'A stitch in time saves Nine'

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Educational Qualifications Of World Leaders by theophorus(m): 4:06pm On Nov 10, 2025

My name go soon join the list of World Leaders.
Na small he remain now

Politics › Re: Honour Dr. Darlington Nwabunike Now - Group Urges Tinubu by theophorus(m): 8:25pm On Nov 07, 2025

Dem don package this one naw come dey Beg PBAT for award with one side of their mouth.

Before you say wetin naw, den don begin shout say thier Country na Zoo.

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Sports › Re: Checkout the $1.2m Stadium Built By The NFF Posted By FIFA by theophorus(m): 5:10pm On Oct 25, 2025

Better Nigerians cheesy

Dem run FIFA street but laslas sha Na Nigeria dem Disgrace cool

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Romance › Re: Nigerian Man Publicly Proposes To Tiwa Savage by theophorus(m): 3:00pm On Oct 25, 2025

Tiwa abeg reason this Proposal ooo because some of Us are unavailably_unavailable ooo.

Na you loose guard leave better Man but sha, na still 40+ you dey so nothing do you.

Romance › Re: May You Not Meet Your Original Partner After You Are Married by theophorus(m): 9:54am On Oct 25, 2025

Kobojunkie:
While on the surface, it may seem selfish, it isn't right to turn marriage into some sort of hostage situation for your partner. As the other partner, you do yourself absolutely no good trying to hold on to someone who does not love or value you in a relationship. (It should really gross you out that you are in a relationship with someone whose heart is already elsewhere.) If he/she wishes to leave, let him leave. It isn't necessary to guilt him/her into staying, nor is it sensible to try to force him/her to stay, as that only makes one into some sort of monster and not a partner.

It is better to leave the marriage completely once one realizes one no longer has happiness or joy to find within it, than to remain and have the other spouse waste his/her life dedicated to a partner whose heart and mind are elsewhere. And worse, have the children grow up watching their parents live unhappily and miserably, thinking themselves partly to blame for it. It is wrong and should not be condoned, no matter what.

Oshey!
So if after the second marriage, You meet someone who you better again, you will leave and then you meet another who fit you better again... then you keep moving abi?

Walahi! This thing make sense ooo.

#When we dont know the meaning of Commitment.

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Romance › Re: The True Story Behind Gabriel Afolayan's Marriage With Adebanke by theophorus(m): 9:50am On Oct 25, 2025

Now, this is what Mature people do.
You should Love so much such that even when they hurt you you are willing to not Destroy them.

Maturity is something very rare but this Guy show am.

Ogbeni Gabriel if to say you fit call me ni, I for say make we gather go pluck some Coconut together.

Sports › Re: Fubara Begins Total Reconstruction Of The Gowon Stadium by theophorus(m): 3:49pm On Oct 22, 2025

The noise makers wen dey Gaslight everybody don depart from this one after dem cause am severe loss.

Baba no dey reason any hype again from those people. He don realise say all their reasoning no pure at all.

Now, he don begin face front.

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Travel › Re: Hit-And-Run Driver Kills Lagos Director, Serifat Talabi, Days Before Retirement by theophorus(m): 3:29pm On Oct 22, 2025

This Life ehn... just do Good and Ensure you Accept CHRIST JESUS as your LORD & SAVIOUR because in the final analysis nothing dey this World.

So Worship God and Obey His Commandments.

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Crime › Re: Policeman Shoots The Vehicle Tire Of A Nigerian In Delta State by theophorus(m): 12:30pm On Oct 22, 2025

One of my Persin wen be Police, dey always talk say Police dem no be nice human being at all.

But you see ehn, some of dem na Very Bad human being wen dem be.

This one no even fit shot Tyre from ordinary 10m distance and him go claim say hin go police college ooo.

Well, Nigeria is a Great Country.

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Politics › Re: Don’t Allow ASUU Strike Stain Your Governnent, APC Chieftain Tells Tinubu by theophorus(m): 8:07am On Oct 21, 2025

ASUU should strike for 12 months so that they can stain BAT tenure.
Make dem continue their striking joor, very soon water go pass their gari

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Celebrities › Re: Shawn Faqua & Sharon's Train Wedding (Video) by theophorus(m): 2:08pm On Oct 20, 2025

All the best to them.
May their marriage last pass Akube.

Politics › Re: Wale Edun Returns To Nigeria After UK Medical Trip (Video) by theophorus(m): 6:23am On Oct 20, 2025

Hatred will destroy you.
Hatred for the President has made you become so foolish in your reasoning such that you insult and wish evil on others and pray your Country doesn't do well just because your Candidate didn't win.
Unfortunately for you, your Candidate will not still win 2027.

Well you can call Mr Edun something else because this may be a clone ooo according to una reasoning.

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Politics › Re: FG Sues Senator Nwebonyi Over Alleged Vile Remarks Against Senator Natasha by theophorus(m): 4:49pm On Oct 17, 2025

9jatriot:
I hope this is not a trap for Natasha.

Like a chess game, FG can use the opportunity to allow the senator prove all that the senator said and kind of lose the case. Once the senator wins, the judgement now become true that NT is a serial betrayal..

Otherwise the case does not make sense. Since when FG begin prosecute personal cases?

He be like na only you get second eye to reason the matter.

Politics › Re: He Is Stable: NMA Panel Declares Nnamdi Kanu Fit To Stand Trial by theophorus(m): 11:26am On Oct 16, 2025

Baba wan run but NMA no gree play him card.

Very soon him People go start to dey gaslight NMA

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Properties › Re: Soakaway Issues by theophorus(m): 3:33pm On Oct 08, 2025

ComeComing:
Good day everyone. Plumbers in the house I recently opened our toilet chamber and noticed that the water does not flow down through the pipe connecting to the soakaway.

I'm confused if the soakaway is full (because whenever i pour water inside the chamber, instead of flushing down, some waste products will come out from the pipe leading to the soakaway) or if our neighbors children have used p@d to block their own chamber.. thereby causing water from ours not to pass?

Who has a solution to this please? 🙏🙏

You need a Plumber.
They will use a pipe to through the bigger pipe that runs from your chamber to the soak away.

Politics › Re: Edo Governor Under Fire For Warning Peter Obi Against Entering State Without Per by theophorus(m): 10:38pm On Jul 20, 2025

Abeg, make Oga Monday relax and balance for him seat joor.

The group wen dey fire am, no get level at all. Wen the group support Fubara na kollect Fubara kollect.

So as dem dey Fire, Oga Monday like this na selence things go dey go for am.

Dem bring WAEC result but Monday na PhD holder already ooo.

Family › Re: Christian WAG Who Abstained From Sex Until Marriage Reveals She Is Pregnant by theophorus(m): 5:12pm On Jul 20, 2025

Just read all the comments from up and you will realize why a lot of people make 'fool**h' statement and why you should never take their comment serious because they don't understand anything.

People who are already married, but were celebate before marriage.

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