Romance › Re: Girls: Answer This Simple Question With All Sincerity!!! by theorbiters: 12:23pm On Feb 06, 2015 |
Cutehector4u: lol in a way u r right. Buh stil on stil, be yurself. Maheeda and afrocandy, these ladies r themselvs, I hav neva judged dem for who dey r today, I knw dah sumday dey wil repent or u would be surprised to see dem in heaven. Even those who call dem sluts r hypocrites because dese r d same Ppo dah go to brothels, fornicate too and self service. Be that as it may, I still respect ladies who aren't ashamed to be human. Lol, true, but you are one out of so many. Remember, not everyone wud think like you. |
Romance › Re: Girls: Answer This Simple Question With All Sincerity!!! by theorbiters: 12:22pm On Feb 06, 2015 |
auntymi: cnt get it, xpanciate Okay, remember wen I said to you that everything here on NL is weird? Remember I also said that you shouldn't take everything here to serious? Well, you are going to have deal with a lot of insults and bashing. One because some people would not want to believe that ur dp is actually you. Well I don't knw if it is but that's not my business. If u are here to have fun like you said, you are gonna have to develop thick skin to somethings here. It is not every arguments you are invited to that you must attend. Just be cool, and very soon, people wud fight for you. It is natural. Wait, wat am I even saying sef! |
Romance › Re: Girls: Answer This Simple Question With All Sincerity!!! by theorbiters: 12:13pm On Feb 06, 2015 |
auntymi: pls, pls nd pls dnt insult mi, do i luk like uR ex or ur sisters, am nt here for insults bt to catch fun, if u'v any prblm wit sme1 go settle wit him/her nd live my way  It has started o |
Romance › Re: Girls: Answer This Simple Question With All Sincerity!!! by theorbiters: 12:10pm On Feb 06, 2015 |
Cutehector4u: I just can't understand females, wen it comes to sex talk, dey start formin reverend sisters. Ok now dis topic was created to ask dem how dey would feel if d guy was cold abt not touchn dem, now most of d female commenters r like they will feel either insecure or indifferent or not loved. Wat is d problem wit these set of human beings? Some of dem who knw dey like sex pretend they do not! Why ? Why can't they just be themselves and stop pretendin. First of all, how do we know that they are not pretending? They be saying the truth after all. It is more like 50-50. Secondly, everyone is trying to protect his/her image. Tell me, how do you expect people to start thinking about the dignity of a lady who goes on to say she loves sex everyday? You may be different but what about the others who are still weak in the mind and how they reason. I am pretty sure an incident must have occurred between guys and ladies on this forum where guys label ladies as s.luts and hoe.s after revealing their sex cravings. Now no lady wud want that to be repeated so everyone has to watch what they say on this forum. It boils down to the mentality of people. Some people are not mature enough to think yet they think and wen dey think, they think like s.hit. Whatever anyone says on this forum, what is my business? I don't knw you, you don't me, so we are free to say whatever we like because you and I did not give birth to anyone here. Wait. What am I even saying sef! |
Romance › Re: Girls: Answer This Simple Question With All Sincerity!!! by theorbiters: 11:46am On Feb 06, 2015 |
joshuamoses101: no be lie...but see that chest na....heaven on earth  You fit open thread for her na. Confess ur 'ruff' for her. Lol. E no hard |
Romance › Re: Girls: Answer This Simple Question With All Sincerity!!! by theorbiters: 11:45am On Feb 06, 2015 |
bjcuntis: I av a very funny feeling u are the person that will open that thread....
N.landers watch out for it. Nawa o, shey na swear u dey swear give me |
Romance › Re: Girls: Answer This Simple Question With All Sincerity!!! by theorbiters: 9:25am On Feb 06, 2015 |
nekaa: Friend zoned .. then the next time he invites me over I will go with a ludo.. that way we have something to while away our time with. Wow, it's been quite a while since I saw any of ur post here on NL, hope u were okay |
Family › Re: Happy Birthday To Lalasticlala ! by theorbiters: 9:17am On Feb 06, 2015 |
Ever since I have been following lalasticalala, I have always graced Fp. Hmm, Guy, you carry good head and may your good head bring for you good fortunes.
I take God beg you, abeg, make the cake reach us here wey dey France |
Romance › Re: Girls: Answer This Simple Question With All Sincerity!!! by theorbiters: 12:11am On Feb 06, 2015 |
deywarley: This one that you are using style to enter her parole, u better go straight to the point before it's too late. Remember, no be who first call police dey win case o  Naah bro. I am not that desperate na. |
Romance › Re: 8 Ways To Identify A Lady That Is Not Broke. by theorbiters: 11:36pm On Feb 05, 2015 |
A counter thread! Hmm. Nice points but that last one no too follow. |
Politics › Re: BAKARE BOMBSHELL: How I Was Forced To Sign Resignation Letter As VP Candidate by theorbiters: 11:31pm On Feb 05, 2015 |
Raymondenyi: The accusation and propaganda is too lame and stupid..... I really do not think d PDP stooge dat posted this trash has anything in his dumb skull....is this the propaganda they want to use Now? After d accusation of trying to Islamise nigeria (and we saw Mr. Dumbo openly acclaiming PDP to be a more Muslim party) now this nonsense..... this God I worship will punish all of you 1 by 1..., hediots Did you watch the video? |
Romance › Re: Girls: Answer This Simple Question With All Sincerity!!! by theorbiters: 11:29pm On Feb 05, 2015 |
auntymi: i dnt 4get sef.  Lols. Yea I too. Well make I stop here before I get banned for breaking a rule. If I send u a PM, wud u reply? |
Romance › Re: Girls: Answer This Simple Question With All Sincerity!!! by theorbiters: 11:10pm On Feb 05, 2015 |
auntymi: yea u're rite, datz my a joined Nl jos to catch my fun bt nt wit evri membrz here, thou i'v been watchin frm sideline ever since......wait o, wetin i dey talk sef  nice one! Wait o! Wetin we dey talk sef! |
Literature › Re: Fun Time: Drop An English Word That Will Make Someone Check The Dictionary by theorbiters: 10:56pm On Feb 05, 2015 |
LarrySun: Whitemosquito, Stuff46, Theorbiters, D9ty7, Fatalveli, you guys complacently paltered with the truth about me. Phew! You swung the hyperbolic pendulum a little bit too fast for the clock's capacity of telling the time.
Who am I? I am nothing but an eunuch of language; a mere butcher, imbruing my own phalanges in the bowels of orthography. I am just a discarded arch-heretic in pronunciation; a pitch-pipe of affected emphasis; a nail-hammerer, who only aims at mortising the awkward joint of jarring sentences; a squeaking dissonance of cadence; a love-vendor of gender; a scape-gallow from the land of syntax; a scavenger of mood and tense; a murderous accoucheur of infant learning; an 'ignis fatuus', misleading of benighted ignorance; the senile pickle-herring in the puppet show of nonsense; an eccentric critic of ostentatious esteem; and the overly sharp decibel among the harpists' plectrums. 
Drnoel, that word you claimed is not the longest in English; there is a plethora of longer words even in the dictionary.
Cheers! Sir, hope you know I have to check the dictionary for virtually everything you just penned down. I just wish you could pass down to me your brain |
Romance › Re: Girls: Answer This Simple Question With All Sincerity!!! by theorbiters: 10:50pm On Feb 05, 2015*. Modified: 9:22am On Feb 06, 2015 |
auntymi: tnx, bt am nt myopic to fall for such dudes  No dear, it is not about falling for anyone here, it is more like socialising and getting in touch with different personalities here. Find the right calibre of people u wanna get to know and strike a balance with the rest. Don't take everything here too serious. What am I saying sef! Sha enjoy it |
Romance › Re: Girls: Answer This Simple Question With All Sincerity!!! by theorbiters: 9:58pm On Feb 05, 2015 |
auntymi: Loved  Nice dp you got. I am so sure, some guy would open a thread for you to confess his undying love for you. Welcome to NL where everything is weird |
Crime › Re: 45-year-old Father Rapes Daughter, 11, In Bauchi by theorbiters: 8:35pm On Feb 05, 2015*. Modified: 9:16pm On Feb 05, 2015 |
It irks me to the base of my stomach that such repudiated character could be exhibited by someone who ought to be a protector of his family. It's so balmy that a repulsive attitude could be embedded in the trenches of the human mind. No wonder the Holy Bible says in Ecclesiastes 9:3: .....the heart of the sons of men is full of evil and madness is in their heart while they live...."
The most disgusting part is that it was his daughter that was involved and he has the guts to blame his ex wives and women in general indirectly for this demeaning display of a bedevilled mind. |
Literature › Re: We Need To Talk. (A short story) by theorbiters(op): 4:20pm On Feb 05, 2015 |
simonhabby: When you finish with you boss, please I want to see you. We need to talk. Lol, abeg o. |
Celebrities › Re: Mercy Johnson Campaigns For President Jonathan by theorbiters: 4:13pm On Feb 05, 2015 |
halimat38: and one thing you don't know you this educated fool including all those thiefs celebs is that you guys future generation is being destroy by all this billions and trillion s First, you are pretty. Secondly, don't call anyone a f00l again. I don't remember insulting you. Thirdly, I have a choice, you have a choice and everyone has a choice. Every choice have a reason or reasons to back it so don't let other people's choice affect yours. I pretty sure you have a reason for your choice. And lastly, I would like to know you |
Literature › Re: We Need To Talk. (A short story) by theorbiters(op): 1:32pm On Feb 05, 2015*. Modified: 4:20pm On Feb 05, 2015 |
My hands where on head as I stood at stared into oblivion. I just couldn't understand what was happening. First, I got the yeye from Wummi, saying we need to talk now this is what I got. Now not just that, even her mom also is part of this conspiracy, I think I now understand when pastors would say that some people's case are from the village.
Wummi's mom was trying to explain but I swear, I did not even hear anything.
The rain began to drop little by little and I took that as a cue to leave.
While she was still talking, I just turned back and walked towards my car, I swear, I couldn't take it any longer. Well, at least I won't be getting married any time soon.
My phone began to ring, at first I was reluctant to pick the call but afterwards I did when I say the ID.
"Hello ma", it was my boss at the office.
"Timi, where are you?" Her voice sounded like one who was heartbroken.
"I'm at home. Any problem ma?" I made to open the door of my car.
After few seconds, "Will you come to the office tomorrow?"
"Why not? Is there a problem? Are you alright?" I was getting worried for her.
After a long pause, "hmm, Timi, we need to talk."
"Ha ma, not you too!!"
The rain began to pour heavily as I stood there wondering if I was under any spell.
The End |
Romance › Re: Rubey Is Officially The Sexiest Girl On Nairaland(prove me wrong) by theorbiters: 12:20pm On Feb 05, 2015 |
First of all, rubey is not fake, yes, I have seen her in flesh. Don't ask me where. Secondly, I do admire this Op courage to air his views in the mist of all these outpouring of insults from weak minds. Well, everyone is entitled to his opinion, it's a free world.
Two things I don't understand is; why the need for this thread when the Op could just send her a pm, perhaps she may or may not reply but is there any need for this? I can bet that if this Op sees another lady he deem worthy of his praises, he would open another thread for her.
Secondly, I don't understand why people would take their time to spew insults on anyone. If you think she is fake, keep it to yourself. At least she did not scam you of anything. If you think the Op is mentally derailed, keep it to yourself. At least he is not chasing after you. The most annoying part is that even ladies too are insulting. I do understand the hate mentality you ladies have for yourselves but haba, if u feel threatened, go for plastic surgery. And come on guys, y'al should be better than this. Not that I am perfect anyway, but at least if you feel irked by the thread, don't comment.
Now Op, can you please send her a pm |
Literature › Re: Those who kill... by theorbiters: 9:39pm On Feb 04, 2015 |
iceberylin: @theorbiters, snowhyt,divepen hope this update no be like comment  Lol, you try. I feel your passion. |
Properties › Re: Policemen, Families Live In Danger Of Barracks’ Collapse (photo) by theorbiters: 8:44pm On Feb 04, 2015 |
alaoeri: All police & their affairs are under FG that is why some governors are agitating for state police. Does that mean the state govt can't use their senses to do something? So they wud allow things to get to the level of critical damage in their own state because they are waiting for the FG? I see |
Politics › Re: President Jonathan Looks Very Dapper In This Suit (photo) by theorbiters: 6:56pm On Feb 04, 2015 |
Olatara: You mean Sai Buhari  Ma, you dey find my mouth shey? You no go seem am |
Properties › Re: Policemen, Families Live In Danger Of Barracks’ Collapse (photo) by theorbiters: 6:30pm On Feb 04, 2015 |
alaoeri: Trash from the pit of hell, are police & their properties state or federal own? I thought every state are provided with the revenue to carter for it's occupants? What kind of reasoning is this for God sake? |
Romance › Re: Before You Decide To Abstain From Sex Till Marriage by theorbiters: 5:30pm On Feb 04, 2015 |
Ontarget: Some righteous or church people on this forum wouldn't stop pushing us to abstain from sex till marriage. They always give reasons like: It is a sin and the bible says so so and so. But they wouldn't tell us how to overcome the challenges that comes with abstaining till marriage these days. I agree that sex after marriage is the best solution to curb STDs and unwanted pregnancies but achieving such in the midst of some resisting factors appears to be an uphill task.
Apart from the sexual urges we have to deal with all through the period of abstaining we seem to forget to ask ourselves a certain question. And the question is: WHEN WILL YOU GET MARRIED AND FINALLY HAVE THAT SEX? Marriage in a country like Naija doesn't come cheap especially for the guys. The guys are expected to have a fat bank account first before thinking of marriage. Unfortunately some guys will be unlucky to get that kind of fat bank account at age 45 no matter how hard they have worked. Some ladies will clock 45 and still no signs of a husband coming close. If we must abstain from sex till marriage are we really going to abstain till old age if conditions are not favourable to get marriage? Is there a maximum limit to wait? What happens if you will never get married due to bad luck? Does it mean you will abstain from sex till death? If actually it was CERTAIN that everybody would be getting married at about 25 years old then it would make valid sense for people to wait till marriage.
Secondly, I think insisting on sex till marriage can cause another issue that most of us don't even think about. Due to the excitement of having sex for the first time and all that urge, someone who has been abstaining from sex can easily be tempted and decide to get married unprepared just to have sex to know how it feels. The outcome of this is that marriage crashes due to this unreadiness and kids will be brought to the world to suffer especially when the couple weren't financially ready. I have come across some folks here advising people to get married rather than have sex before marriage. Is it better to get married because of sex and the marriage crashes soon afterwards or is better to have PROTECTED sex before marriage and avoid the suffering a collapsed marriage? If you feel sex before marriage will take you to hell then it means everyone on this planet will end up in hell cos we are all sinning in different ways.
Contributions please. This is the most ridiculous write-up I have read in all my time on NL. Dude, what kind of dumb reasoning is this? |
Celebrities › Re: Mercy Johnson Campaigns For President Jonathan by theorbiters: 2:26pm On Feb 04, 2015*. Modified: 2:18pm On Feb 05, 2015 |
^^^^^^ this poster wey dey up, e dey pain you shey? You too go collect your share na. You dey here dey talk. Smh. because na you carry the money give them shey? Abeg, everyone has a choice, if you no like my own, abeg, SHIFT! |
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Slits Civilians' Throats, Burns Mosque In Cameroon Border Town by theorbiters: 1:50pm On Feb 04, 2015 |
MizMyColi: Hian!!!
All These Shearing Of Blood 
The earlier Nigerians begin to see BH as the spiritual monster that it is, the better.
I pity those who think they have BH at their Beck and Call, using them now to score cheap political points and making utterly selfish gains.
These people appease spiritual powers through blood that they shed. Sadly, most politicians who are ritualists benefit from this. The more blood flows, the more deities are appeased, the more their requests are granted.
I have seen enough to know that the spiritual realm is real.
#PrayForNigeria #LetWisdomPrecede #BikoVoteWisely
I swear I have being waiting for someone to think like this. Not everything is done with clear eyes. The Spiritual controls the physical |
Politics › Re: 9 Chadian Soldiers Confirmed Dead After Fight With Boko Haram In Borno by theorbiters: 12:34pm On Feb 04, 2015 |
9 dead, 21 injured. Hmmm. |
Literature › Re: About Whitey's Flash Fiction Challenge *comment Thread* by theorbiters: 11:25am On Feb 04, 2015 |
Yea, I think we can. This tension is already killing. |
Politics › Re: What's Wrong With This PDP Weird ‘Ojuju Calabar’ Newspaper Adverts? (Pic) by theorbiters: 11:11am On Feb 04, 2015 |
Fp |
Politics › Re: Man Allegedly Shot Dead By Escorts Attached To Kaduna State Gov. (Pictured) by theorbiters: 10:57am On Feb 04, 2015 |
2015 is really a weird year |