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Romance › Re: Which Nlder Would U Love To Be Ur Val....comment For Fun.. by theorbiters: 10:48am On Feb 04, 2015

I prefer Sinaj.
God, I have been trippin' for her since

Politics › Re: President Jonathan Looks Very Dapper In This Suit (photo) by theorbiters: 9:39am On Feb 04, 2015

[quote author=Missonas post=30412292][/quote] grin

ma'am my hand no dey o.

Politics › Re: President Jonathan Looks Very Dapper In This Suit (photo) by theorbiters: 9:37am On Feb 04, 2015

danielicon:
may I help u? abi na that Sai Wetin?

Bros, u fit help me o. The name dey heavy me for mouth

Politics › Re: President Jonathan Looks Very Dapper In This Suit (photo) by theorbiters: 9:36am On Feb 04, 2015

nwaanambra1:
Psychological research has proved beyond reasonable doubt that when the head is bent at an angle with the eyes looking towards the side of the angular slant of the head, is a body language indicating "CLUELESSNESS" OR MENTALLY DERANGED!

IN A CIVILIZED SOCIETY SUCH A PERSON WILL BE SCHEDULE FOR PSYCHOLOGICAL ANALYSIS BEFORE HE/SHE HURTS HIM/HERSELF OR OTHERS!

EVEN YOU LOOKING AT THE PHOTO DID YOU NOT NOTICE THAT THERE IS SOMETHING ODD ABOUT THE PHOTO?

WELL I GUESS ALL THE POSTER HAILING THE PIX AS "DAPPER" OR "COOL" ARE ACTUALLY AS CLUELESS or MENTALLY DERANGED AS THE MAN IN THE PIX!

What's clueless about this pix now? Nigerians and this hate mentality.
Or is it the other guy that was confused about his certificate whereabouts that is sane?
Nigerians are just gullible to anything because it suits them.

Properties › Re: Policemen, Families Live In Danger Of Barracks’ Collapse (photo) by theorbiters: 8:35am On Feb 04, 2015

Mubarack44:
Pdp government are to blame they found these barracks builds by military regime but to renovates became a big problem. chai daris God ooo

Excuse sir, but are you okay? How can you heap the blame on PDP govt.? This is not a Federal project or is it? Lagos is not a PDP governed state, or is it?
You can't blame GEJ either or can you? If GEJ begins to go around all the states to attend to matters like this, what happened to the governors and the state govt.?
You don't shit the responsibilities of a state to one man

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Properties › Re: Policemen, Families Live In Danger Of Barracks’ Collapse (photo) by theorbiters: 8:14am On Feb 04, 2015

I must say, it's very disheartening that humans like you and I live on the verge of imminent danger, only at the hands of mercy, not sure which day or hour their lives would be plunged into colossal collapse.
The part the irks me the most to the base of my stomach is that, the govt knows about this gruesome condition and the only thing they could do is to make promises, promises that have now amounted to mere wishes like a dark cloud blown away by the wind.
People living here there are already left to their fate, like a life sentence, not even sure if they would wake up the next day.

I can only hope for a response from the incoming govt.

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Literature › Re: Those who kill... by theorbiters: 10:14pm On Feb 03, 2015

Come oo, no tell me say that comment na update! After I have waited for you, you na want to do this thing, be careful o.

Anyway, nice one, but that part you mentioned 'faith' should be 'fate', and the part you wrote 'Taught' should be 'Thought'.

I dey feel you

Crime › Re: Armed Robbers Attack Bus Passengers At Ore - Pictures by theorbiters: 9:29pm On Feb 03, 2015

Abduletudaye:

Lol, bros, abeg no vex

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Crime › Re: Armed Robbers Attack Bus Passengers At Ore - Pictures by theorbiters: 9:29pm On Feb 03, 2015

Abduletudaye:

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Crime › Re: Armed Robbers Attack Bus Passengers At Ore - Pictures by theorbiters: 9:20pm On Feb 03, 2015

This is just terrible. We should be more civilised than this. You don't prey on your fellow human. Thank God no life was lost tho'

^^^^^ this guy wey dey up, how far you na? Make me sef do FTC na.

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Romance › Re: Open Letter; Declaring My Love For Claireshan1 by theorbiters: 9:19pm On Feb 03, 2015

Awwww, that's nice. I encourage this

Politics › Re: President Jonathan Looks Very Dapper In This Suit (photo) by theorbiters: 8:27pm On Feb 03, 2015

He nailed it

Unlike one other guy that looks like what I don't understand.

I no call anybody's name o

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Literature › Re: About Whitey's Flash Fiction Challenge *comment Thread* by theorbiters: 12:03pm On Feb 03, 2015

Amen ooo,. Amen. Bur I sha have to knock Ruff's story. E be like the story carry weight. 75% ha!

Issoke

Literature › Re: About Whitey's Flash Fiction Challenge *comment Thread* by theorbiters: 10:38am On Feb 03, 2015

EverestdeBliu, I must confess, I had always envied your story. My money was on your's. Great storytelling, great stuff, I must say.
Those of us remaining are not here because we are the best, no. It's just some constraints that were in our favour.

Literature › Re: About Whitey's Flash Fiction Challenge *comment Thread* by theorbiters: 12:19am On Feb 03, 2015

Great stuff Royver. I must commend your painstaking efforts. You deserve to be appreciated.
To all the writers, I must commend again.

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Health › Re: Man In Kwara Cuts Off His Penis Because 3 Women In His Dream Told Him To by theorbiters: 12:01am On Feb 03, 2015

Smartestelvis:
if i catch dose ppl wey give u only 3likes 4 dis ur long writeup,deir joystick go bleed

Lol, bros, my hand no dey

Literature › Re: About Whitey's Flash Fiction Challenge *comment Thread* by theorbiters: 9:43pm On Feb 02, 2015

Chai! Roy, thanks a lot. You just eased me of whatever stress that was budding in me. Nice one and best of wishes to all writers.

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Education › Re: Is This Student Dumb Or Smart? (Picture) by theorbiters: 8:58pm On Feb 02, 2015

msmon:
Intelligent people make the silliest mistake because they always think ahead. So, don't think this student is DUMB until you provide me with the answer yourself.

1+sin x = sin x/cos x + sin x
Therefore

1+sin x / n = sin x/cos x + sin x/ n
Which can be written as,

nSin x/cos x + sin x

Remember that sin x + cos x = 1
So we can say the answer is,

nSin x/ 1 which is, nSin x.

Simple

Literature › Re: TUGRIL- ( The Underground Rooms In The Library) by theorbiters: 8:36pm On Feb 02, 2015

I love the new chapters you added, it's cool.
I must commend you but at the same time, I think you should calm down and write. In ur last chapter, that part wen Yemi's boss called, you wrote, 'I don't know what you HAVE ON HAVE TO DO'. There is no quote button if not I wud have quoted that part. I wrote that part in Capital letters cos I think it should be 'have OR have to do'.

Nice one all the same. Just wondering how u wan take finish PAWNS and CODE BREAKER

Literature › Re: Those who kill... by theorbiters: 8:05pm On Feb 02, 2015

Oya na, where you dey?

Health › Re: Man In Kwara Cuts Off His Penis Because 3 Women In His Dream Told Him To by theorbiters: 8:00pm On Feb 02, 2015

honygold:
may God not let you experience the handiwork of witches

Amen ooo. Amen.
That is why I have God inside of me

Health › Re: Man In Kwara Cuts Off His Penis Because 3 Women In His Dream Told Him To by theorbiters: 7:59pm On Feb 02, 2015

terrymason:
lolx na devil work, but he's father did not die (passout means fainted while pass on means die)

Lol, thank u o jawe, the guy dey make me vex dat's why I no read am well

Christianity Etc › Re: Woman Vomits Python Snake During Spiritual Deliverance In Church In Taraba by theorbiters: 6:18pm On Feb 02, 2015*

It is not a new thing

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Health › Re: Man In Kwara Cuts Off His Penis Because 3 Women In His Dream Told Him To by theorbiters: 6:17pm On Feb 02, 2015*

Oh so you drank battery acid and you no die, you then went ahead to cut ur 'stick' come dey claim ur eyes open. No na, ur eyes for no open. You for stab urself with knife and let us knw u are tired of life. You come dey blame the poor witches. Your p.man con die for ur matter. Chai. I just wonder which witch dey disturb you, abi na you dey do urself.

Calm down eh, e go better one day.

*Modified**

Oh sweet Jesus. Thank you for making me FTC twice this month.
This S/O goes to all those who are praying to be in this 'condition'. Just keep booking space and the lawd will reward you.

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Romance › Re: One Reason Why A Woman Should Woo A Man by theorbiters: 10:00am On Feb 02, 2015

I personally think ladies too should woo a guy.
Yes, I knw some guys wud take u for granted, they may not respect you and all that but what about the shy ones.

You see, I believe every lady has eyes and has got a sense of reasoning. Before a guy opens his mouth to speak, a lady shud have known what kind of guy he is. So, what if u like the shy type that can't open his mouth?

He is dying in silence and you too you like him, why not just help his condition

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Romance › Re: Single Lady Wants Married Women To Know Why They Date Their Husbands by theorbiters: 4:47pm On Feb 01, 2015

Your bf of 5yrs left you for no reason? undecided

A married man chased you for 3yrs? kiss

You knw it is bad and you cry everyday for God to forgive you? huh

You are not with him for money.
You insist he takes care of madam.
WTF!!
I can categorically confirm that your case is from the village. You are confused.

You need help

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Literature › Re: TUGRIL- ( The Underground Rooms In The Library) by theorbiters: 10:33pm On Jan 31, 2015

So u have started this story agin without calling me? I see

Issoke.
Front row sha

Politics › Re: President Jonathan Being Made Up To Look Even Cuter [Photo] by theorbiters: 6:47pm On Jan 31, 2015

I wonder if any make-up can make buhari look good.

Just wondering

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Crime › Re: I Go To Church For Confession After Robbery – Suspect Reveals (pictured) by theorbiters: 12:17pm On Jan 31, 2015

I don't even knw wah to think

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