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LarrySun:
I don't think this is a graveyard thread; I believe it's currently the 'highest grossing thread' in the Literature Section. From this thread, I've got to know some very interesting people. I need another thread that can offer me the kind of excitement and entertainment I find here .

Well, Kaya09 willed the ban on himself; it was as if he was screaming excitedly 'Ban me! Ban me!!' He's an intelligent guy, but he was trying so hard to make people think he was a nonentity...unfortunately, he didn't succeed much. People still saw the brilliance in him. However, it would take a yoke of oxen to drag a coin out of a beggar's hat. The ban would not keep that determined curmudgeon off this thread; he would continue to create new Nairaland accounts that would make Zuckerberg envious of Seun, subject owners Yahoo and Google to raise their eyebrows aloft, and cause kayaks all over the world to capsize. I hope when he returned with another sensational moniker, he would not hide behind the cloak of arrogance. Allow people to learn from you something better than vile disposition. From that cello of brilliance you've got, I would love to strum a note. You've got a legendary trademark, you speak the words of a sage, albeit with a flatulent oral towel.

To those who were not shortlisted, it never means that you're bad writers, please don't smash the ink bottles. Many of you are very good; like Kuzaku, many others wrote brilliantly, but because the train could only accommodate a few travellers, some people had to remain on the platform. Other trains would definitely come around, and when they do, I hope your luggage would still be ready.

Let the excitement continue. Peace be unto you all.

Cheers!

whitemosquito:
Just seeing this.

No, I don't think that'll be fair to Challengers. Besides, something tells me I may need to refer to some entries for later...
Anyway, I've heard from the judges. Theyve already begun sef, So no sweat.

Oahray:
Aunty?

*mojo drops dead*

repogirl:
I dey tell you! Those proverbs ehn? I wonder if there's a book I can get them in, plus their meanings......hook a sis up kaya09.

Oahray:
and every problem is a business opportunity.

*opens baba Ijebu stand, clears ancient throat in megaphone*

Place your bets here... Who would stop first? kaya09 or theorbiters?

kaya09:
Cowards like youself are the reason why your country is d way it is. Dont you get tired of the stench? As in from wiping pples buttts with your tongue.

kaya09:
Rewind pages backward and read were you were begging like a chicken dt you need money bla bla bla,is it a crime to help some1? Oga joko sibe jare,i dont have your time.