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Nairaland General › Re: This Simple Picture Has A Very Strong Message by theorbiters: 6:20pm On Mar 07, 2015
Dads, always doing what they know how to do best! Protect and provide.
Romance › Re: Please Help A Brother In Need by theorbiters: 12:01am On Mar 07, 2015
PRISTINEMUSCLES:
Most sensible comment so far. Follow this man's advice and you won't regret it.
Most unfortunately, this is not what the Op wants to hear.
Romance › Re: Please Help A Brother In Need by theorbiters: 5:58pm On Mar 06, 2015
First, he shud stop dating. He won't die, would he??
Second, he shud hit the gym.
Third, create a reason to be proud of urself. Focus on experience not appearance. Create opportunity for accomplishments.
Fourth, take responsibilities.
Fifth, develop your own sense of style. Something you are comfortable with. Look at ursef in the mirror and impress ursef not others.
Sixth, explore ur passion.
Seven, find people who understand you.
Eight, practice self respect.
Nine, wear clean clothes. Dress to look good.
Ten, be confidence. Don't drool over a lady. Wen one starts misbehaving, just walk out. Ladies hate that shii but it sends a shock wave to their brain. You can get any lady no matter how ugly u look.
Romance › Re: 12 Girls You Will Date Before Finding The One by theorbiters: 5:46pm On Mar 06, 2015
....and I haven't even started yet. Chai!! We got a long way to go..
Romance › Re: She Is Need Of A Husband, Please Advice Her by theorbiters: 5:38pm On Mar 06, 2015
In need of a husband!! Omo, God never create her type yet.
Romance › Re: Catching My Girlfirend Out On Cheating!!!! by theorbiters: 2:01pm On Mar 06, 2015
If this really true, then, I must say, it's disheartening. But dating for 4yrs!! Haba, is that not too long?? Anyway, why cry wen you cud just walk out?? It's high time guys get use to all these emotional blackmails from women. Just leave for pete sake.
Romance › Re: Must There Be Proposal Before Marriage? by theorbiters: 1:53pm On Mar 06, 2015
Some questions tire me.
Romance › Re: If You Were The Man, What Will You Do? by theorbiters: 1:51pm On Mar 06, 2015
You can imagine!! My wife is the landlady!!! Ehn, I wud just say I can't afford the rent. When the rent is due, if she like, we wud all park of the house together na.
Romance › Re: 50 Things EVERY Girl In Her 20s Needs To STOP Doing by theorbiters: 1:39pm On Mar 06, 2015
If ladies don't do these, who will do them??
Abeg, leave them, we still like them like that. They are 20 for pete sake not 27, they have to know the childish in order for them to be come mature. It actually makes them fascinating.
Romance › Re: What Will It Take You To Prostitute Yourself? by theorbiters: 1:30pm On Mar 06, 2015
angry
I wonder why this Op is sooo interested in prostitutes.
Romance › Re: The Bitter Truth by theorbiters: 1:28pm On Mar 06, 2015
inception101:
Yes you do have a point but yet the notion shouldn't be generalized and besides I want to get rid of that notion but I don't know how!!!
Bro, you can't get rid of that notion in the ladies psychotic mind. The fear of heartbreak is beginning of wisdom for most of them. Once any lady sees you as a player, bro, it wud take special grace of God for her to change her mind.
Romance › Re: The Bitter Truth by theorbiters: 1:19pm On Mar 06, 2015
Recently I was in a discussion with a lady and immediately she knew I was a poet the next she said was, 'you must be a very good player'.
Omo, I just open my mouth like, haba!! So I asked why she wud think so, her response was, 'you are very good with words, you can manipulate it just to get a lady interested'.
I was just staring at her.
Romance › Re: Funny Names You Will Find In A Typical Nigerian Girl's PHONEBOOK by theorbiters: 1:15pm On Mar 06, 2015
Very soon it would be names found in a typical Nigerian guy phonebook.
Oh well.
Celebrities › Re: Ini Edo,Bishop Umoh,Others,On A Set Shooting TV Series Desperate Housegirls(Pics by theorbiters: 2:16pm On Mar 05, 2015
Diesel1:
Since calabar people join Nigerian movie, everything for naija movie just scatter
Rotfl. Guy, I swear u dey craze sha
Literature › Re: Medusa's Shadow by theorbiters: 11:50pm On Mar 01, 2015
I am awed at this raw beauty. I have fallen in love, please don't wake me up till your pen inscribe 'The End'.
Family › Re: His Friend And His Wife Are Having An Affair! by theorbiters: 8:54pm On Mar 01, 2015
What of if he saves enough money, rather than being poor when he bans his wife. This is a steeped matter because he had allowed it in the first place. Save enough money, find another source of income then ban your wife. Kicking her out will only allow her to have freedom to continue
Crime › Re: Mob Sets Ablaze Suspected Female Suicide Bomber In Bauchi by theorbiters: 5:43pm On Mar 01, 2015
I personally don't support this, but I believe it was fear that drove them to do what they did. Still, I don't support it.
Crime › Re: Nigerian Girl Being Used As Sex Slave In Burkina Faso Found Dead (photo) by theorbiters:
Well, that's the end of her life
Nairaland General › Re: Seven Things This Nairalander Did Before Visiting Yaba Left by theorbiters: 10:04pm On Feb 25, 2015
bigdiva:
LOL! let's just say that it was totally different than i imagined. Kudos to the management of that place....although i was a bit confused/taken aback when the security guards opened the gate and said welcome back madam shocked... I hurriedly said abeg o, this is my first time. cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin
LWKMthroway. Welcome back!! Chai. Na welcome back indeed.
Literature › Re: Writers' Checkmate by theorbiters: 10:44pm On Feb 22, 2015
Divepen:
Done...
Thank you boss
Family › Re: Bridegroom Dies In Strange Auto Crash On Way To Marriage Introduction by theorbiters: 10:26pm On Feb 22, 2015
The man's family go swear for the woman o. Chai
Literature › Re: Writers' Checkmate by theorbiters: 10:24pm On Feb 22, 2015
Divepen:
NEXT WORK

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Divepen, you still haven't included my name among the writers for group 2 collaboration
Romance › Re: Your Ex by theorbiters: 10:45am On Feb 22, 2015
I dedicated Someone like you by Adele. I just kept it on repeat
Nairaland General › Re: 18 Signs You Have High Emotional Intelligence by theorbiters: 10:36am On Feb 22, 2015
You just described me. cool
Celebrities › Re: My Analysis On The Fake Profile "Irunobo3" by theorbiters: 7:09am On Feb 22, 2015
Gidipal:
dude i know you are a millionaire that has lot of time,that's why you are replying a thread here.


You insult someone and say no offence? Then you now teach him how to live his life,wow you are awesome.what my business if he is seeking attention? My only problem is the photo! Read before commenting.
WOAH!! Dude, chill.
I did not insult you na, I only asked you questions.
Back to the matter;
If you are so certain of these allegations, why don't you just contact the person privately for heaven's sake, jeez, it is not that hard.
Coming here and creating a thread to discredit someone is totally inhumane, uncivilised and uncalled for. Now, how do you expect other people to regard you?
Don't be offended, I know you are a reasoning being.
Celebrities › Re: My Analysis On The Fake Profile "Irunobo3" by theorbiters: 11:37pm On Feb 21, 2015
So Op, what are you feeling like? CIA? MI6? KGB? FBI? NSS? DSS or what??
I guess you must be happy with yourself and must have given your ego an award for this.
No offence, but is NL your father's property? Or are you a shareholder?
I thought if you use your time well for other things, you won't even notice those seeking for attention.
Romance › Re: Boyfrnd And Girlfrnd Matters by theorbiters: 8:06pm On Feb 21, 2015
Juliaann:
Na free of charge so go ahead
Correct babe.
No worry, I wud personally tell ur bae to propose on ur birthday.
Romantic shey??
Romance › Re: Boyfrnd And Girlfrnd Matters by theorbiters: 7:57pm On Feb 21, 2015
Juliaann:
Lol you can't be serious
Busted!! Yea, I have been stalking ya, no offence
Literature › Re: Writers' Checkmate by theorbiters: 7:32pm On Feb 21, 2015
Divepen:
. I thought I dropped your name there
Nah, buh no wahala.
Nairaland General › Re: Worst Day Of My Life! :'( by theorbiters: 4:02am On Feb 21, 2015
MimeeTee:
I know say na A u go get....scholar!
Lol. Scholar ke, me wey still dey learn for ur side
Nairaland General › Re: Worst Day Of My Life! :'( by theorbiters: 11:24pm On Feb 20, 2015
Na God save me for my own o. Rain fell overnight, so the cold really made my sleep sweet. I dey cuddle under my bed as the cold tickled me. Oma. My lecturer gave me 6 missed calls, but rain is falling na, na wetin I dey tell myself. I just say make I stroll reach the hall, JESUS, see crowd dey write exams. Sharply I enter hall, 57mins to the end, I rushed like werey write the exam. That was my final paper. Thank God, I still had A sha.
Literature › Re: Writers' Checkmate by theorbiters: 9:59pm On Feb 20, 2015
Chai, I'm so behind schedule. Apologies to all. Hey Divepen, you still haven't included my name among the writers for the collaboration stuff or is it closed?? If that's the case, no yawa. I wud learn from others.

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