jimmy2k:
So far it happened in the northern or west no problem

May God forgive you for this statement

OrlandoOwoh:

You think Buhari knows he exists? Did Buhari "know" Fayose was wishing him dead?

Well, lately, he has been trying real hard to get noticed

Armaggedon:
if you think the time i spend on nairaland is for the benefit of social misfits like you who have lost control over their fingers, then you might have to think again.
Kindly Bleep off and mingle with fellow low lifes.
Punk!

Eyaah. So after all the so-called time you spend on nairaland, you could only sprout nonsense for a reply. Smh!

MzJackBaueress:
hahahahaha!! Another two-timer protection seeker he would be.

LWKMD!!

Hahaha! I just feel sorry for the guy. I wonder how he sleeps at night

TANOIDS beware of barcanista!!! At the rate at which he is going, I smell something. If his case is tabled before PMB and baba sees how fervent he was for him in the good old days, he MIGHT decide to incorporate him into his government to get him to shut the Bleep up. What do you think barcanista's reply would be? It's so obvious he is pained at losing out. Be wary of a man who is ready to switch sides at the drop of a hat. Be warned!

sosanova:
Welcome to ONE CHANCE Government

Okay. Then may the spirit of ONE CHANCE follow you throughout the next four years.

Test running their globe trotting skills? Op, where you the one being sarcastic there or the nation?

While I agree that leaving the country at a time like this makes the president and vice look unserious, I bet they know what they're doing. And news from NTA this evening said PYO is in the country and went to Onitsha to condole with the people.

The doctors should chill first na. It isn't even up to a week yet assuming this info is true. Boko haram is even a more pressing issue right now. Make dem go siddon jo

Armaggedon:
nl is full of swines and u are a nairalander therefore you are a swine.

I'm sure you are one of the swines he was talking about. If you had allowed your brain to comprehend what he said instead of your ass, you would have understood what he said. Swine!

Baba making haters gnash their teeth anytime he is sighted or heard of.

Baba, I believe in you. While people were hating on you and abusing you left right centre, you kept them quiet and formed your game plan silently. Now to their shame, you are PRESIDENT OF NIGERIA to God's glory. I can see you are keeping them quiet again while you form your game plan of tackling the many issues in Nigeria. Continue with your silent and winning strategy which will end in success by the time you start dishing them out while your haters end in yabaleft or lasuth intensive care unit.


Sai Baba

Tanoids, where una dey? Food don land for una. Jobless people!

@topic, They should have decided to give up their entire salary for the next three months since Isa Yuguda (PDP) left the treasury echoing with emptiness.

PointB:
Indeed dem don hammer!

The last time Buhari was Minister of Petroleum. $2.8B oil money was missing.

President Shagari set-up a committee to unravel it, but before the committee could complete their job, Shagari was swept away in a coup. And the 'not corrupt' Buhari became president!

Indeed dem don hammer!

Go and ask Obj about the missing money. He will give you the answer

This picture go pinch tanoids for body ehn! After listening to their ramblings since after the inauguration, I just thank God for one thing- I have a job!

Baba, now you know the level of unemployment in Nigeria. Please do something about it. If not, they go complain say you no bend yansh well for toilet when you want shit. Their joblessness reach that level.

@topic, beautiful couple.

Very good of you, Fayose. E be like say change don dey blow reach your yansh. Now tell your fellow haters to back off concerning that speech. High BP is real

mrmetoo1:


Dolo there's a difference between criticizing someone when they're failing at something and someone just wishing someone else to fail. You're wishing a president to fail in a country you live in, seriously?? Who do you think it'll affect the most? Buhari will be alright at the end of the day its the ordinary citizens that'll suffer. However you view GEJ's administration, he'll be alright its the citizens that are suffering his short comings.

I didn't support GEJ but I always hoped he did well because this country succeeding is for my own good. I didn't like GEJ because I don't think he made this country better even though he had ample opportunity and the resources to do it.

My brother please help me tell these brainless haters. Their hero is in his estate, his account is over full, he even planned a tour of countries yet his ass lickers haven't realized that if Buhari fails like their hero, they'd be the ones to suffer it. Do they think their hero or buhari felt the no light and no fuel situation? Foooools!

OJtOp2:

The truth be told, his speech should have been more specific and motivating than statement or speech of promises without specific frame of ACTIONs. We owe him every second of his administration to criticise his speeches and actions, decisions and policies.

You wait first na. If he'd decided to mention everything he wants to do extensively, I'm sure they'd be closing by now. I've come to realize that the man plays his cards close to his chest. Let's wait and see

989900:
Defense HQ relocating to 'Sambisa forest' -- I like that.

Yes o. That's my president. He is truly a general

ichidodo:
The illiterate president didn't get the chance to speak English during the swearing in.....

Bros, e don do. Let it go. Ulcer and cancer are real.

Illiterate? Yet he could read his oath of office and allegiance

BrokenTV:

Back to sender.

Nah, you believe Nigeria will worsen with PMB but I believe it will get better. It is said that it's whatever you believe in that works for you. So have a nice one chance life till you achieve your biafra

BrokenTV:

I am in Biafra.

Guy, wake up from your slumber abeg
You're still in Nigeria until you achieve your biafran dream and the one chance spirit will follow you till then

BrokenTV:

For those that voted him na. Cause i can't be an agent of propaganda.

You reside in congo?

BrokenTV:

I just told you the truth. So live with it.

Okay. Thanks. You also live with your one chance life in the next four years

BrokenTV:
FINALLY BABA ONECHANCE HAS ENTERED.

Since you have called him one chance, may the spirit of one chance follow you and your kind while the spirit of change will follow me and all who believe in PMB. Amen

And he's finally the president of Nigeria!

Sai Baba!

Sai Buhari

I thank God I'm alive to see this day

Now I know why my general was weeping in 2011. He wasn't weeping for himself but for what Nigeria would become in the hands of Gej and his cohorts.

I'm happy you're smiling now, sir, for you see a better future ahead for your people. You know what God is going to help you do in order for Nigeria to be great again.

God bless GMB and his team.

God bless Nigeria

Yes o. I thank God I'm alive to see this day. Anyone that wants to perpetuate evil there, may hurricane Katrina do part two on his/her head.

Emm...emm...emm...emm...

Trailblazer1:

It used to be Jonathan and bad governance, has it changed overnight to illiteracy

He said incursion. I believe he meant how it started. That is what led to their genesis

I really cannot fault his analysis there. While I admire their simple life style, I must say that gross illiteracy is a major problem for them. After struggling to go through primary and secondary schools, university and even one year of youth service, why would I listen to someone who tells me to strap a bomb to my chest and not only blow myself sky high but others as well? Even if I first crase!

No wonder he wept in 2011. We thought he was weeping for himself. Little did we know he was weeping for Nigeria, weeping for where he saw we'd be in the next four years. I'm happy I'm alive to see this day.

ionsman:
Abeg o, is it every month mothers day is celebrated?

My guy, the thing taya me o. And I don wish my mama happy mothers day two times already. Confusion has set in

How many states have you been to in Nigeria?

It was during the just concluded general elections that I realized some Nigerians would just sit in the comfort of their homes to sprout nonsense. They've never traveled out of their local government, not to talk of their state. Hence the misconception about other tribes. I also learnt that our location at a particular time tends to influence our reasoning capabilities. At this juncture, I must say that the NYSC scheme should be scrapped. It is clearly not doing its job anymore. I learnt it was instituted to instill unity in our country, but I've realized that people tend to focus on only the negative sides of places they served in. For instance, ask an average youth who served in the north about northerners. I bet you all he or she would be able to say is the backwardness of the people. Their easy-going way of life, their cheap food and transportation wouldn't be taken into cognizance. We all need to change our mentality.

Case in point...
*I'm from Delta state (Area! Warri no dey carry last! I love my rich culture. I love my mama's place also (Edo state-Oba atokpe eh! Ise) Rivers state's girls are stunning! ( Abeg dem still dey make Gibsco bread? E don they wey I reach Ph)

*I schooled in the east (I've never seen a more industrious people. You can get anything you want at 5am in the market, ndewo, jusike, ogbasaragi? Church agbasala, their delicious soups, i learnt how to eat okpa by force. Igbo Kwenu!)

*I served in the west (I'm still tripping for how respectful they can be, they even greet their juniors there-ekaaro, ekasun, ekuise, ekujoko, and I received a lot of favours as a corper and I love how they strive for education. Schools plenty for there ehn! And they sabi curse sha which I enjoyed. Omo ale jati jati, shey won leh enyin?)

*and I'm presently working on a contract job in the north (I'm so flexing their Kunu haya, fura de nunu, gas meat, chicken Suya, thirty naira transport fare, hundred naira tomatoes wey go full pot, easy way of life and God damn beautiful Fulani girls. Once they know you're not Hausa yet you can speak and understand the language a little,(Ina kwana, Ina uni, sai gobe, nagode) they strive to teach you and grant you favors. I dey plan to follow Musa enter mosque pray with them)

No tribe is perfect. Now which tribe should I hate?

The six geo-political zones i've been to in alphabetical order

North Central
1. Kogi
2. Niger
3. Plateau
4. FCT

North East
5. Bauchi

North West
6. Jigawa
7. Kano
8. Kaduna

South East
9. Anambra
10. Abia
11. Enugu
12. Imo

South-South
13. Edo
14. Delta (my state)
15. Rivers

South West
16. Ekiti
17. Lagos
18. Ogun
19. Ondo
20. Osun
 21. Oyo



Name yours...

Hian! I'm now even more confused than ever. Anyway, I thank you all for your contributions. I'll send her the link of this thread for her to make her own decision.