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Travel / Re: USA Visit Visa Part 4 by ThePENGENIUS(m): 4:22am On May 11
Hello guys. I'm thankful for the helpful tips on here. I have a question:

My wife and I live in Nigeria. We both have valid US visas that we obtained some years ago for medical tourism. My wife is pregnant and we would like her mother who does not have a US visa (nor travel experience) to accompany us this time to the US for delivery.

How do you advise we go about this?

Someone suggested we (I and my wife) travel first before scheduling an interview for my MIL to join us.

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Health / Re: 566 New COVID-19 Cases, 395 Discharged And 8 Deaths On June 29 - (1953 Tested) by ThePENGENIUS(m): 12:03am On Jun 30, 2020
Wow
Webmasters / Re: I Need A Personal Blog, To represent Me And My Write Up by ThePENGENIUS(m): 4:40am On Apr 03, 2018
Celebrities / Re: "David De Gea Would Have Saved Ubi Franklin’s Marriage” - Fan Says. Ubi Replies by ThePENGENIUS(m): 8:49am On Dec 04, 2017
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Celebrities / Re: "David De Gea Would Have Saved Ubi Franklin’s Marriage” - Fan Says. Ubi Replies by ThePENGENIUS(m): 8:47am On Dec 04, 2017
Lol
Properties / Re: How To Prevent Your Nepa Prepaid Meter Card From Running Out Fast by ThePENGENIUS(m): 9:47am On Jul 09, 2017
do4luv14:
Thanks @OPA, its very important info,

and that's y those PHCN guys something bring crezy bill to users of analogy meter, and we will be rightly protest, without knowing that we indirectly contribute to it,


show me, a home without yellow boobs in Nigeria,
out of 100% home owners/tenants in Nigeria a great number of roughly 99.2% use LCD, YELLOW BOOBS, and other energy consuming appliance, that the fact


YELLOW BOOBS.

issokay. *sips kunu*
Programming / Re: The most popular programmer on Nairaland 2016 Edition by ThePENGENIUS(m): 3:25pm On Oct 04, 2016
I'm not here to banter words with anybody. But THIS IS MEDIOCRE IN ALL ITS ENTIRETY!! Somebody spoke of "making the desk lively". Bullshit!!

Have you not realized that Nairaland is more than just a Nigerian forum? It has gradually risen to become one of the many faces of the Nigerian digital life. What picture would threads like this paint of us before International viewers?

It is folks like this that would prefer to tout themselves as high-ranking on internet boards that would run away from real word collaborations when the chips are down! Because they realize that they are inadequate.

Have you heard of Jon Skeet? One of the most popular guys on S.O (Stackoverflow). The guy is regarded as a god. Not because of some stupid "ranking", but because of his activity in solving problems in Stackoverflow.

Any developer who's worth his salt will not come and settle for this joke. Go out there guys. Solve problems. Earn badges. Build stuff. Enhance your portfolio. You will be better respected and noticed.

No offense to anybody. But enough is enough with mediocrity!!!

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Programming / Re: The most popular programmer on Nairaland 2016 Edition by ThePENGENIUS(m): 12:53pm On Oct 04, 2016
pcguru1:
Sorry to say but this a waste of time, it's no longer about towing the best but getting the job done and collaborating. Just saying


Exactly!!!

Sorry to say, these guys are kids bro. Everyone of them. Dhtml18 and co. This is highly immature. This describes the state of Nigerian software developers. A bunch of people who run after ranks rather than productivity. Build something!! Build something!!! Stop all this bullshit. Spend your time on more productive activities.

If you must do this, at least let it be on a bounty. Create a project and let other programmers have a go at fleshing it out. Implement features. Fish out bugs. And score points! Not this cheap, local stunts you are all pulling here.

This is embarrasing. An outright shame to software development. Mature minds would never engage in this. Since when did programming become a peagentry??!!! WTF!! Dhtml18 I used to respect you until I realized perhaps you were really less than what you try to make us believe. Hiding your immaturity under the cloak of "trolling".
Education / Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by ThePENGENIUS(m): 1:56am On Sep 18, 2016
Emmagenius:
Please,if truly the first batch is admission list,then why stress the second batch with fake or inexistent Admission??This question goes to those shouting that this is the Admission list...it is highly unlikely that UNIBEN will get the exact number they want....98.5% of those screened will scale through.

Relax bro. Just take your mind off it. I was there once. It'll happen as a surprise. Don't sweat it. Hardwork will ALWAYS be rewarded with success! I finished Secondary school when I was 15. I reckoned that by 20 I should be done with UNI. Bullshit! I'm 21 now. I just got into final year here in UNN.

Take out time to read about those folks that escaped the 9/11 disaster. They all had silly delays they were to thank God for later. One man missed his flight (that crashed) due to traffic jam.

Just relax bro. What will get to you will always find its way to you. Just stay hopeful. Believe where you are is where you should be. Don't regret. Life has a way of twisting our plans.
Stay great bro.
Programming / Re: Need Someone That Can Help Code And Do Writeup For Final Year Project by ThePENGENIUS(m): 10:07am On Sep 16, 2016
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Health / Have You Experienced Brain Fog? Help Me! by ThePENGENIUS(m): 5:26pm On Aug 21, 2016
For some time now I've been experiencing certain mental anomalies. From deteriorating mental abilities like spontaneously recalling memories and forgetting words. Inability to maintain a steady stream of thought, and breaking off while expressing ideas in vocal communication and sentences. Has anyone gone through this before? I'm particularly worried as it has become a major issue to me. I just need reassurance that it is normal. I've googled about it and there happens to be no serious medical condition attached to it.
Programming / Re: I Need An Asp.net Mvc Developer (c#) For A Freelance Job by ThePENGENIUS(m): 10:29pm On Aug 18, 2016
Science/Technology / Nairaland Redirection Error!! by ThePENGENIUS(m): 6:07pm On Aug 17, 2016
Is it just me or has Nairaland become hugely inaccessible via the normal url address http://nairaland.com

Especially on Google chrome-based browsers on mobile and PC. Unless I use a workaround by adding /home to the address.
It keeps throwing up errors about endless redirection loops. Na wa o
Programming / Re: Quotes Needed For Website Development by ThePENGENIUS(m): 1:00am On Aug 16, 2016
Politics / Re: Philip Aduda Greeted By A Cultural Group In Abuja. Photo by ThePENGENIUS(m): 8:10am On Aug 10, 2016
Na wa o
Politics / How Can I Meet The Minister Of FCT? by ThePENGENIUS(m): 8:07am On Aug 10, 2016
Hello, without wasting time, I'd like to describe my problem:

I have an innovative idea that I would like to share with the FCT minister. The problem is, I do not know if it is possibe to skip the tedium of those long and unnecessary protocols that bedevils such quests as this. Any one with meaningful ideas or advice should help a brother out. Thank you. It is really urgent!
Software/Programmer Market / Re: Webmaster Needed To Install Wordpress Theme Like Demo - JOB HAS BEEN DELIVERED!! by ThePENGENIUS(m): 11:39am On Jul 31, 2016
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Programming / Re: Can A Vast Qbasic Programmer Do This? by ThePENGENIUS(m): 11:31am On Jul 31, 2016
People sef. Not a single word of thanks to the guy that helped you. Hope you don't come running bacl here again with questions and problems
Programming / Re: I Need A Good Software Developer by ThePENGENIUS(m): 1:53am On Jul 23, 2016
Sports / Re: Jay Jay Okocha’s Son With AY And Nwankwo In Turkey by ThePENGENIUS(m): 5:48pm On Jul 22, 2016
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Phones / Re: 20 Weird Things All Addict Android Smartphone Users Do (PHOTOS) by ThePENGENIUS(m): 6:57am On Jul 17, 2016
Lol
Foreign Affairs / Re: Girl Causes The Suspension Of A Kenyan Military Official by ThePENGENIUS(m): 7:15pm On Jul 12, 2016
Is it just me, or does the photo look photoshopped! Look at the head closely...it hangs oddly on the body undecided
It seems to spring directly from the shoulders undecided undecided

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Programming / Re: Urgent: I Need A Software To Build A Network Marketing Platform by ThePENGENIUS(m): 1:46am On Jul 03, 2016
Already finished developing same project for a client few weeks ago. Check out my github page: http://chukwu-emeka.github.io
Programming / Re: Php Quiz Application With Radio Button And Checkbox (jquery And Php/sql) by ThePENGENIUS(m): 1:43am On Jul 03, 2016
nnamdiosu:
Hi guys. Pls I really really need someone to help out with a quiz solution featuring both check box and radio buttons. I just need just an example. Don't worry about database or the rest, I can sort it out by myself. A small token would be offered if it suits my need. does anyone have a ready application. So urgent. Thanks.

Bros you didn't even drop your contact. Anyway I happen to have something that fits this description lying around. Shoot me an email.
Jokes Etc / Re: A List Of Some Of Our Favorite Nigerianisms by ThePENGENIUS(m): 2:47pm On Jun 18, 2016
[size=13pt]THE DOUBLES[/size]
These are terms that have the main word repeated for no particular reason.


11. Waka Waka
Someone who Nigerians have deemed incapable of staying in one place.

12. Bear Bear
This is Nigerian for beard. Please, don’t ask.

13. Follow Follow
This is Nigerian for ‘Yes Man.’ Someone who is easily swayed by a popular opinion.

14. Beggy Beggy
Used when you ask for something the owner has no intention of giving you. Usually targeted at kids.

15. Looku Looku
This is Nigerian for ‘Take a picture, it will last longer’ used for people that won’t stop staring.



[size=13pt]THE VERSATILE[/size]
These are Nigerian terms that can mean a ton of things depending on the user’s inflection and hand gestures.

16. Asin
‘I don’t understand.’

‘How?’

‘Exactly.’

17. Ehen
‘Continue.’

‘And so?’

‘Oh, I get it.’
Jokes Etc / Re: A List Of Some Of Our Favorite Nigerianisms by ThePENGENIUS(m): 2:45pm On Jun 18, 2016
10. Come and be going

This is really just ‘leave’ but with a bit more flare. You know Nigerians never do (or in this case, say) anything half-arsed.

Example: “It’s getting late, oya come and be going.”
Jokes Etc / Re: A List Of Some Of Our Favorite Nigerianisms by ThePENGENIUS(m): 2:44pm On Jun 18, 2016
9. Bad Belle

This is a Nigerian term for the jealous. Whether it be constructive or not, any criticism you offer a Nigerian will probably be met with this tag.

Example: “I don’t think you should continue sleeping with that married man.”

“Bad belle. It’s because you haven’t seen your own.”

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