₦airaland Forum

arleck:
So Now What?? How About the fee and other thing??

Hi bro...

Fee is 3500 for guys and 1500 for girls...

I can add you to the whatsapp group if you cafe for that...

Enjoy your day...

Stlomo1s:
will lyk 2 b at d party...thou I don't have anybody 2 come wit.....wanna tag along...? :Pwill lyk 2 b at d party...thou I don't have anybody 2 come wit.....wanna tag along...?

You're in lag right?

You can come along with a friend or something... if you're around my area I could pick you up though...


Care to join the whatsapp group dear?

bakynes:
Do you know ladies tend to give their fling a better sex positions or style than their main guy or husband at home. They would never want their main guy or husband to see them as hoes,so they only give them missionary style and do all the Erepa with their fling or side guy.

Oh well, it depends on how close and bonded the main guy or husband is to the babe...

Cos my wife is gonna be my personal slut, I'll make sure of that no doubt

Sandydayziz:
Tanx sweetie...
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Happy Valentine!

I've been in "prison" all the while jare... thanks luv...

Hope you showed some love though?

The issue is not about forgiving you, but that we guys cannot bear the thought of you screaming and moaning another man's name...and giving the idiot all the styles you use to give me...


Easy to forgive, impossible to forget...

By the way, these hoes ain't loyal...


Lest I forget I was actually the first to comment






Click on the link on my profile to check out the upcoming nairaland Easter pool party

Enemyofpeace:
na the king of snakes do am

Lalasticlala, if you actually moved this to fp then I am ashamed of you, you should be sacked by seun for propagating ethnic bashing on nl.


You should also be banned for two years...


What BS!

Seun, lalasticlala, this headline is very misleading and untrue!



You don't put up rubbish just for traffic, this is a website visited by people worldwide.


I demand that the subject of this post be edited to reflect what it really is.



This is appalling to say the least, it seems you guys encourage and enjoy the trial bashing here huh?



This is sickening and whoever moved this to fp without editing it is a cancerous bastard.

The apostle was wrong fine, but DSS coming like thieves in the night to arrest him?


And must it always be DSS? Where's the police?












Nigeria is a failed country, cos it's the same herdsmen.that the short el rufai claimed to have paid in the past to stop their violence...





There is fire on the mountain....and nobody seems to be on the run....

Prebaby93:
Ehn oga how do student look? maybe she would have traveled with her Matric gown so you will know

Please check your mail dear...

vedaxcool:
This are not petty procedural issues... the investigation is faulty and cannot be relied upon to indict anybody. You failed to invite the parties involved to even question them and know the extent to which they are culpable by laying the facts of your case before them yet you quickly label them corrupt afterwards. I personally don't have favorable disposition towards that babachair guy but it doesn't mean such poorly investigated case should be used in nailing his coffin. I have always told people who cared to listen that by failing to invite him to their public hearing they succeeded in wasting their time.

Stinking hypocrite!

oludyke:
This is the most irresponsible statement that I've heard that somebody said this year. If indeed he said it, then Shehu is one of the most insensitive persons in Nigeria. That statement is not only reckless but wicked. The Southern Kaduna massacre has made me withdraw my support for this Buhari's government. I'll discourage people from voting for this government again. I feel pained supporting APC in the last election. Shehu does not deserve to be in that position again. This is sad.

You guys ain't seen nothing yet... we warned, pleaded cajoled, but you thought it's Jonathan or Igbos you're doing....



Better shut up and enjoy the fvcking change!

factsandfigures:
Is this the PMB we voted for? Is he really in charge of the country again? I am really getting worried! If the SGF and Magu can be cleared by the presidency, then Dansuki is a saint.

PMB has started destroying his honest character at the altar of politics. TOO BAD.

We warned people like you...

You guys ain't seen nothing yet...

Where is sarrki, modath, Corrinthians, and the rest of the zombie hordes?



Of course they would never comment to condemn this whole saga in which their tin god Buhari is involved...







Senator Shehu Sani is looking more and more like a presidential material by the day.... I'm loving him....


Nigga got balls!

I won't lie, my dìck went from flaccid to erect immediately I watched this...sensual....



Their business though...but she gonna be one naughty girl in bed....






Dayum!

See them



For them swindling other people out of their funds aka yahoo yahoo is fine for them...


But drug pushing is evil...












I laugh at them....they know themselves

wellmax:
Since food, Power and Employment are the only problems you see, maybe we should close all ministries, sack all ministers except those of Agriculture Power and Employment.

Urgently is the key word, comprehend what you read...

Nbote:
I can't believe anyone can actually post anything as senseless as what u both jus posted in d name of lauding d move...
Do u have to bootlick every move no matter how irrelevant, insensitive and hopeless it is? How is launching a satellite a priority in a nation suffering huge infrastructural deficit, recession and many other challenges a laudable move and even considering it's going to be done using A LOAN!! Of what use is a satellite in space when there's no steady power to use it. Of What use is a satellite in space now considering the precarious state of the nation? To d slowpoke asking if ppl can go online without satellite, did u launch anyone before to b enjoying these services now? How can some of us intentionally b stupid jus in d name of blind support? It is more and more obvious these days dat some of us are actually our own problems and not d govt.

And they label everyone that criticizes the government ipod or wailed or whatnot...


It's a very dangerous trend that needs to be checked.

wellmax:
If communication and connectivity is not your concern, I wonder where you are from?
Apart from communication, satellite could also provide Nigeria with the ability to enhance food security through monthly crop monitoring, assist with burgeoning urban planning demands and, through the development of engineering skills, advance the country's technological capability. Ignoramus
Hatred can be put to better use if you only try.

There's something called scale of preference and opportunity cost you know...


What Nigeria needs urgently now is constant electricity and working refineries...

And this trend of calling everyone haters is absurd...

Moreover, I cannot commend this as there are no timelines given...you cannot be planning something and there are no timelines....

CXLVII:
Waste of tax payers money!

Why must they grant them medical attention after violating the laws of the land and same time attempting to breach the constitution of our dear Nation.

You're beneath an animal. So I should be brutalized and killed because I'm protesting something that is within my.legitimate rights?



I repeat, you're worse than a scoundrel!

Joe171:
I like your delivery... lolol

Thanks bro, I do a bit of writing though...

announcement:
Avoid buying these Fulani's cows like plaque, anybody could be their next victim.They can go any length killing YOU for these cows.

Stopped eating beef a long time ago


I go mutton or goat meat when I wanna eat red meat...


All Fulani cows can die for all I care

chiefoluigwe:
You obviously know nothing about the Nigerian military and are only prejudiced by current happenings in the country. So there's really nothing to say to you about this

I see you who knows everything about the military...



Keep living in denial and delusion...

Darlx:
This makes sense

Bro, next time, go for it.

You'll see that after the first time, she'll be cool with.it all...


Just make sure it's memorable and good sex and she'll even.love you more...

Darlx:
Sure about that?

Bro, women are complicated...

I used to experience same thing, infact, she would sound like she was seriously crying even when I'm hitting the kitten....

She later opened up that it's her own way of showing pleasure that I should never worry when it seems she's crying, but I should hit it harder...


I think there's always a little pain that goes with the great pleasure, especially if you got a big fat dìck like...












Yea, you guessed right

tollyboy5:
So you are even an ipob smh. I was just wasting time reading your comment sef I'm not surprise no one is happy with the incident but we won't let usa ridicule us I know you would not understand because you not a nigerian

Nigeria is a joke and a ridicule already, don't try to form otherwise...


What has ipob got to do with this you bigoted numbskull?

Darlx:
I met my girlfriend about two years ago. I was just healing from my previous failed relationship, same as she. Initially we were just shoulders for the other to cry on but one night, our first night alone together, she asked me to cuddle her. One thing led to the other and we had a pre-intimacy (not S3X!!! I repeat, pre-intimacy!).

I happen to be quite a vast person. I know a little about almost everything, and an incredible range of skill sets (at least, so my friends say). She got to discover this as after that night I threw myself all out to be her man. I was very instrumental to reviving her failing business and helped set up her new businesses. She eventually asked me out (if she had not, I still would have asked her out), and I accepted. That was how this relationship of ours was birthed.

The way things are now, my girlfriend is slightly popular in Lagos, but very popular in Awka. Her business is booming, and I am happy with my job. But what I didn't say since is WE ACTUALLY HAVE NEVER HAD SEX. She says she doesn't like the guilt that follows after sex. But she happily told me about her sexual escapades with her previous boyfriend. And all she allows at best for us is pre-intimacy - which is even more painful. Because I come close to "hitting it" severally but never really do because gives off an attitude that makes it look like I'm about to rape her. And then, just when I'm all fired up, she'll start crying and saying baby please don't do this. I feel really bad whenever we get to that point. Most times like last weekend's, I just tell myself that I'm NEVER EVER going to touch her again or even make advances. But somehow, she'll be the first to make the move, come kissing me and then I'd just give in. But just when I'm about to "run the show", the whole drama starts again. This has happened for more than 10 times. And it's killing me.

I used to pride myself as a faithful boyfriend. But as things how now, I'm seriously considering cheating on her. Of recent, I started touching myself. This makes just seeing her now disgust me. I am getting rude to her (I know this) and she is sensing it. Heaven knows any opportunity I get to cheat on her now, am certain I can not hold myself back. I have talked to her about how this is affecting me psychologically, she obviously don't give a rat's ass about it.

Truth is, I love her. She's an angel in flesh and blood. But this happens to be our only grey area in the relationship. All other things are fantastic. Now this is the only reason I have not broken up with her - I remind myself that I'm not in this (relationship) for s3x, and so all the other good things about what we have keeps me going.

I don't even know why I'm writing all this here on nairaland. But I know I gotta let this out somehow before I explode!!! So matured advice only...

My nigga, it's very simple.



She wants you to coerce her, she wants you to insist and fvck her dude!




I'm talking from experience, she really wants it but wants you to man up and ravage her...


Some women are like that, they want a bit of forcefulness before they can get their groove on, weird but true...





Please next time ignore the tears and bang her, and make sure you bang her good and hard...


You can thank me now already

AntiWailer:
Condemn by saying mistakes can never be made because it has never been made before ?

The context is Americans making a fuse about what happened and i repeat, "Give us a break !"

As for your family getting bombed. They surely will. Don't be in a hurry.

You're a northerner, you lots think in very absurd and unbelievable ways, always ready to defend inconceivable things...

I'm pretty sure if your parents were in the idp camp you would never have the heart to spill this trash...


I'm done with you

Zedoo:
Nigerians are majorly stupid bros. Stop trying to enlighten that person please....
They leave the issue at hand and start singing "nobody holy pass".... Naso their parents teach them Na....
Something will be wrong in all ramifications YET people will be forming patriotism....
The worst kind

My guy, I am bewildered by the comments of the antiwailer scoundrel of a guy...

In saner societies, the president would have gone to that location or address the nation promptly, but sadly, as Nnamdi Kanu says, Nigeria isn't a sane society, it can as well be likened to a jungle or zoo!

AntiWailer:
You are probably an educated illiterate.

What I simply said is mistakes happen and even if the highly trained Nato Pilots can make mistake, anybody can.

Prove that statement wrong instead of rambling.

So wia did NATO make the mistake is it not at the war front ?

Or did the bombing happen in Lagos ?

It is not easy making people like you reason because despite knowing nothing u always have sometin to say.

You're supposed to condemn the incident in all ramifications and not try to bring up reasons why we shouldn't be upset about it citing NATO pilots!!!


Talking about education, ppl who rush to talk about education even when it's totally unnecessary are known to be half baked graduates who have deep seated inferiority complex...

Go on and keep bringing up excuses and reasons until your family is bombed too!

AntiWailer:
They should give us a break.

It is a sad one but it happens.

Even professionals make this mistake.


Go online and check civilian casualty from Nato in the middle east.

Must you always support nonsense?

You say NATO in the middle east right? Not in US or Canada or the other member countries of NATO...

How can you bomb your own citizens in your own country and you want a break given to you?











I have come to the conclusion that APC and buhari used serious jazz on the brains of their supporters.


How can you say this rubbish!

michoim:
Fayose you always lie. Those who are killed are not over a hundred but about 52.

And what essential difference does that make?

And who counted the dead bodies? And don't you think many of the seriously injured would still die?


If out of all Fayose said this is what strikes you, then I'm sorry to say that even buhari has more sense than you...