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It's called upgrading your status

[quote author=na2day? link=topic=353404.msg4948240#msg4948240 date=1258536908]na so i hate life reach? no bi me abeg


ovularia, i owe u money? [/quote]You never pay am wetin you owe am? You must to accept that girl wey dem nominate for you, in fact, I dey nominate TheAmaka and posakosa for you

^^^ You're not serious

^^^ You're always welcome

Gabry:
Because most of us ladies have our lovers already and also most guys here have too many multiple lovers.

How do you know we all have multiple lovers?

^^^ OK. See empty house sharp sharp

^^^ I'm using a Biblical representation

^^^ Omo no be small thing. . . . Ask Lexi, he'll tell you more. I'm John the Baptist, he's Jesus Christ

jay bee:
men dat ratio get k leg no be small.
i am drafting a strategy that imma use to checkmate theseeker. he doesn't know dis dude is already 3 steps ahead

You gon' take the ratio or what? Well, whatever strategy you bring on, you're a gold version, I'm the platinum. Get used to that.

Mr blazer:
@jaybee. Are you satisfied with that formula? If yu really want them then change your username to The seeker and your wish will come true.

That's copyright infringement now You want me to drain off all the small change he's made in the UK all these years?

jay bee:
@theseeker
when did your name change to the guardian cos i don't understand the way u just dey guard all dis lovely sistas.
omo their is nuff love is sharing oh.
oya wats the sharing formula?

Yes, I'm their guardian angel and if you move an inch closer to any of them, better starting imagining how to use one hand for everything. Sharing formula, yes, we'll share in ratio 10:0, 0 belongs to you.

lokobanty:
SECRET
WAT UP LIFE IS GOOD,NOTHING DO US

Lati ibo?

Secretz:
Rofl, I like.

Even you?

platinumnk:
[glow=black,2,300]If I deal with you, you will be making a thread called " My Sorrow" [/glow]

I forbid it in Jesus name. . . I want to make a thread about, "My Wife" - how cool is that?

Mr blazer:
@ Seeker. I hope she is not gonna be a pain in my butt? . Where is she?

Gators? That's one phenomenal pain in the ass but she's going to be worth all the stress you put up with her. . . she's a dime and she is my ex-wife sef

whitelexi:
Y_Me wey don run

The queen bee couldn't sting afterall

She ain't even hard enough. . . next time you catch her anyway, give it to her hard [s]from the back the front, the side, the top, the low, anywhere[/s]

platinumnk:
[i]See if I don't [glow=red,2,300]fire-pepper [/glow] your mouth

Why now baby mi?

Mr blazer:
This thread is changing. Seeker what is your suggestion?

My plan is to get you hooked up with Gators - whether she likes it or not

bethangel:
what's your plan? If its good i concur

I have already stated it. . . we'll date for one week, and if you come up with a great commendable standard, I will upgrade you and introduce you to some new things.

whitelexi:
Umbrella is nice, make it rain is too slow, i need momentum right now

Now, y_me, come under Lexi's umbrella. I guarantee protection, satisfaction, agape love, and lots of goddies.

sexyZee:
wat?, i did check your offline msg

If I catch that your lying mouth. . . Oya, I'm on now, message me.

chamotex:
Na ashewo people full here . . . . . I'm out!

God punish that your mouth wey you take talk am. . . you dey call me and my wife ashewo

sexyZee:
not realli

Look at this miss that I asked to message me last night and she kept her grandfather waiting

whitelexi:
someone need to hook Bethangel - she feeling lonely


I'm waiting for that shower oh, and hey i'll take the storm with no umbrellas
Wet is good too

Which song do you want to sing? Make It Rain or Umbrella?

bethangel:
This thread is losing its purpose

Please, remind me, what's the purpose? I have already offered you a plan but you haven't indicated your interest yet.

FL Gators:
Stop giving me dates, one troublemaker is enough

Please, who is that troublemaker? We need to collectively deal with that person.

Secretz:
You need tissue sweet heart? Because if it is fake crying . . . i nor dig am.

Me cry fake tears? We shall see again

y me:
oh dear
where is my darling IFELEKE,just hope he is okay

party ke----am not ready for that adventure yet
remember am the queen bee
becareful else am gonna hit you like the meteor shower
i dont pretend honey i just love to play my cards well

am out of here for real this time

We can be patient until you're ready, that's why I made this a one-on-one encounter. Meteor shower ke? You're not Clark Kent, are you?

Secretz, where are you?

debest1:
odi kwa risky

Yes, very risky

whitelexi:
Y_me, the killer bees make sweet honey, i like them dangerous too

I know how we do, so I got her for you, I'm sure she likes you too she's just pretending.

jay bee:
chei c as dis girl sideline me. na real wa for u oh

You no dey hear word? I go send catapult give that your box-shaped head now

whitelexi:
And whitelexi sacrifices Ifeleke to the Gators

No you wan spoil the runs? IFELEKE has been exempted in absentia

Secretz:
You are my uncle jor.!

hanhan, you are loooking for her trouble ooooo.

3SOME ? ? ? oh dear . . . .

Three what? No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is one on one.

Mr. Blazer + FL Gators

Secretzo + TheSeeker

Y_me - IFELEKE + Whitelexi

y me:
i really need to go out and this thread is stopping me partially
NO you cant cause we are too hot for you to handle :
tell him jare-----------

You ain't going nowhere, we started this and we must finish it. . . now let the audition start. Fl Gators for Mr. Blazers, how about that?

jay bee:
i am interested in yme and secretz can i date both of 'em??

You wan die? Mind yourself oooo

y me:
am out of here before you guys make me speak the unspeakable words

Speak the unspeakable and I am ready to hear the unhearable.

y me:
anything legal, fun and do-able

Is sex allowed? Can we come?

whitelexi:
People speak in tongues nowadays, u need to start listening in tongues

Very soon this thread will be called HOLY GHOST CHAPEL!!! Come here and speak in tongues. . Oh shahegrgrmanshege, shbrabrabraminnaamigges