₦airaland Forum

I have eaten indomie and chicken, Rice and chicken, beans with fried plantains, egusi soup with assorted meat (I don't claim to buy or prepare these delicacies with money that I don't have) but they don't hit me like Akara and Koko(pap in the north made with rice and some ground nut pudding)

I don't know if it is because I bought this with my hard earned money, but anytime I'm eating this, I find myself humming a song and swinging left and right on the chair. I can't remember doing this while eating expensive dishes.

Even when it is finished, I'll be looking for those tiny drops in the package.

I don't remember what struggle awaits me while eating this.

I don't think I'm alone in this feeling.

lordm:
Of all the problems in this country,
Na this one you wan carry for head.
Na wa o

I share the g/not I was going to use to drink garri. Does that make my problem small?
If you are hungry and a hungry dog bite you, my dear, double loss be that.

I'm in this new compound, the owner has a dog.
This dog has been very aggressive and charges towards anybody that come into the compound, even the tenants.

But one afternoon, the owners infant child called me Dada while cheerful. It kind of looks like the dog understood that.

The dog has been overtly friendly and wants to follow me to my room. If I come around in the day time, it will be running around like we are playing together.

This is serious friend zoning. I now feel indebted to the dog. I had to share my G/nut with the dog. It's all I had.

What do I give a dog that is not mine.

PinkNature:
jamb isn’t hard

So why did I score just above 200 but 90 out of hundred in aptitude test?

4g band is on 2g infrastructure now. Yo have data but to login to your bank app is harder than jamb. But 3g is still working.

I can never be like chike. I have no taste for flashy things.
I prefer to take those that looks like the less privileged and pour all my money on her till she get to a stage of choosing between me and Chike. It is ok to cry if everyone of them chooses chike because crying is therapeutic.
Don't blame me. Some men are build to experience women differently.

justt2006:
I finally settled for Infinix note 60 pro after pros and cons of the suggested phones.

Thanks to those with constructive and sensible comments and suggestions.

Na you loose.
Temu can run it for you.

There has been no mercy whatsoever.

Oakenshield:
imagine what you saying APC zombie so Nigeria should turn to Zimbabwe

its actually the only thing that would stop us fro turning to zimbabwe. instead of carying a suitcase full of money to buy a phone, you can just ooen your wallet and bring out 500k. That is cinvenience. It helps the wealthy and mighty in ways you can't imagine. You will still benefit. If the wealthy and mighty that you are singing their praise wants to give you 2k, they might end up giving you 20k. Thank me later.

Wispower:
Are you from the Mars planet? printing more than#1000 note? Seems you're comfortable with this messed up country

You expect a messed up system to fix a messed up country? You know that is not possible.
The only useful advice you can offer a messed up system is advice that will benefit them hugely with ripples of this benefits reaching the masses. If you are looking for anything that will benefit the masses hugely, go to sleep and dream on. It can not happen in reality without radical shift.

Adonispco:
Ogbeni take am easy, 10k note for wetin you wan kill the suffering masses.

The country is not for the masses. It belongs to those who breaks through from the masses.

Usmanovic95:
It will be counterproductive, the likes of#200, #500 and 1k note will also be rendered useless just like #20,#50 and #100 notes.

They are already useless. CBN is not accepting them from banks.

Again, it is a waste of money printing these denomination of money

GeneralOuki:

Any government that wants to reduce inflation will start by changing the currency.
Economy where you have extremely rich and extremely poor people without the middle class needs to be overhauled and not managed.
If government wakes up and decide to make $1 equal N100, the greedy rich will buy up in advance every dollar earnings even the ones in government coffers.
If you choose not to build the economy around foreign exchange, you have to stop insecurity first, ensure cheap and constant power supply, make available chemicals, reagents and raw materials cheaply and sourced locally and ensure cheap transportation, accomodations, storage facilities and social welfare.
Telling any government to do those is like telling a dry bone to rise. That is a very difficult task for Nigerian government to achieve.
You can only advice government to do the easy one that will help them cut expenses hoping the excess saved can benefit the masses in form of economic project or social rice sharing welfare.

CorrectionFLuid:
1, 2, 5

10, 20, 50

100, 200, 500

1000...


What comes next? Hope you didn't skip quantitative analysis in primary school?

Change your username

Printing 2k and 5k note will be a waste of resources. It should be 10k and 20k.
This will reduce the volume of cash in circulation. The currency should be changed afterwards with 1k naira equaling 1 unit of the new currency.

CBN is rejecting denomination of 200, 100, 50, 20, 10 and 5 naira notes from banks. That is why they keep recycling them until it becomes too useless in the hand of the customer.

Kingray10:
Do it and a $ will turn 5000naira

Dollar is just a piece of paper. It's is worthless if we don't need it. But since we need it, the value is dependent on the need and not on the Naira denominations.
While it will make printing money easier and cheaper, it can only affect the value of dollar if government prints it just to buy foreign exchange from those earning in dolla.

You ignored good women that needed attention but chose to parley with women already under the care of another man using your celebrity status just to maintain your social standing. Now other men with possibly higher social status or libido is attracting your societal woman and you feel you don't deserve that. You really deserved more. But being your fellow who might fall for what you fell to, I can only say, sorry oh.

Producing a packet of those notes costs over 12,000 naira. It will be foolishness for them to continue producing those notes.
The only alternative right now is to either introduce higher denomination from 10,000 naira upward or to replace the naira completely.

Love and Loyalty are not synonymous. That is the problem of this thread.
Women are love personified. They love freely and cheaply.
But that is one thing that makes them disloyal. They switch loyalty easily.

You see a woman's body, your prick rises swiftly. It's not because you love her or want to have canal knowledge of her. That is love appeal. It is same with a woman. She see a man, she will switch to seduction mode to make sure his prick rises especially if he is clean. That is the validation she needed convince herself that she is worth your attention and necessarily because she want to have canal knowledge of the man.

But sometimes, those efforts has to pay because of the economic situation of the world currently. That is why innovative lies and schemes has to be employed for maximum benefit.

Love is not an agreement. Love is evidence of life. If she breaks an agreement, take her to court. If there is no agreement, she is free to explore her feminine traits with who ever she wants.

You should be advising men that a risen prick does not imply sex is needed.

This is deliberate fraud sponsored by Access Bank indirectly.
If you have access bank account, you would be recharging your line with 50k naira airtime if you dial that code. You know you can't get your money back because no one will be ready to buy 50k worth of airtime.
I really hope the recharge from bank account using USSD be capped at 5k so this fraudulent bank won't make you waste your funds.

Duplex90:
relax I assure its a network issue. I have sent money to someone and soon as I left it was reversed. I have his number so I went to green app to get it and send again. i repeat no one that u know his home address will deliberately scam you, why do thieves avoid light. every day I do a minimum of 30 transfers so I know am telling you. what you just did is dent that man's image.

He won't listen. It is engagement farming.
Someone that you know to his house won't send fake transfer.
He should have confirmed from his app the status of the transaction. If it was successful but did not impact the account, it is hanging and would reverse after 24 hours or in some cases, at the beginning of another month.
It happened to several of my customers. Some make trouble when you tell them it has not dropped into the account. Some asks for patience and promise to resend when it reverses. One took up to a month. He was surprised that a pending transfer can be hanging for a whole month. It wasn't showing pending on his account though.

I hope this is true.
You would start hearing sponsored campaigns against Chinese ran company how they maltreats blacks in Congo and Rwanda.

But this should be a full corporate partnership and not just technical support. These guys can refine out crude that you won't see waste bye product. Let them run it with original idea. The revenue can come later.

hennae:
As the subject said, need phone suggestions. Plz don't add infinix or itel to the suggestion, I can't cry abeg. I'm looking at redmi or samsung phones, want to buy new from official store. Thx in advance

Itel, Infinix and Tecno don't make cheap phones anymore. So you can wait for
OALE 17 pro max 8gb 128gb. It's just 105k. Very sharp.
There are lesia

One uncelebrated fellow.
I have seen your work sir.
They are perfect.
Just that the government is not.

I don't want to hear that my temu package is missing oo. I hope it's not part ot those walkie talkie.

Progressing
Resilient
Passionate

Well, a divorce might not be feasible. But Churchill is already in soup. If he promised marriage that led to the introduction, he is going to pay hugely for failing to keep to that promise after having couple of children with the woman.
Even if there was no agreement, the children will prove otherwise.
So he should start planning on how to settle with Roseline already and not hinge his defense on marriage status with Roseline

Only those with higher comprehension will not notice. They already grasp what you intend to pass across and won't bother reading your text word for word. It is called skimming. But those with less or no comprehension reads word for word.

Your brain has HI (higher Intelligence) form.

budaatum:
Like the consistent experience of the pattern of event of water falling on your head without human control?


I put it to you that your understanding of your experience may be wrong. And when you teach your personal convictions to others you may be propagating ignorance.

An example is those who claim "skool na scam", because they experienced school as a scam and formed personal conviction/belief that they consider to be theories, which they are obviously not.

Now I can assume we are in the same page.
Enlightenment could be false if ones conviction is false. What others call enlightenment could be ignorance propagated as knowledge.

budaatum:
Experience does not come before belief!

One actually believes because one lacks experiential knowledge. Once one has experiential knowledge one does not believe because one actually knows.

For example, you could say you believe the water falling on your head from the sky is rain because you experience a wet head, but when you look up and see that it is raining, as opposed to someone or thing dumping water on your head, you would most likely say you know it is raining

You may believe you have a million naira in your bank account, but after you've checked your bank account, you will know whether you have a million naira in your bank account or not.

Adam was made to believe (with no experience whatsoever) that he would surely die if he ate the fruit of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil. Eve, on the other hand, did not believe she would surely die if she ate the fruit of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil. So she checked with her own senses (experienced) so she may know if she would indeed surely die or not by plucking the fruit and eating it for the experience, and saw that the fruit of the tree was good for food and pleasing to the eye, and also desirable for gaining wisdom. Then the eyes of both of them were opened, and they realized they were naked; so they sewed fig leaves together and made coverings for themselves and freed themselves from naked ignorant slavery in Eden and lived a very long time during which they ended up populating the entire earth, we read.

I believe you are off. Experiences and experiment/proofs are not the same. In experience, we are not talking about work experience but patterns of events that occur without human control. When it becomes consistent, it becomes a theory. And this theory when taught becomes knowledge, otherwise, it is a personal conviction/belief.
Knowledge involves sharing this theories with others.