₦airaland Forum

Phikom:
Absolutely...so u ar proficient in pidgin language...

What's there not to love about the Nigerian-styled Pidgin English? It's unique and rolls of the tongue like iced candy. Besides I've got a thing for languages.

prettythicksme:
It's so obvious mehnnnn,u like her

Of course I LIKE Ishi' and for obvious reasons too.

Phikom:
cos u ar sapiosexual....

Now and forever. Brainy women rock best.

MzzTega:
Thesono.fmark is your consolation.
Oya,run along.

I already wooed Elantraceèy so her (Kømzyb's) offer is belated.

prettythicksme:
Nice one tho but was thinking d name is going to b ishi

LOL. What's with everyone and the idea that I've got a thing for Ishiløve or she for me?

prettythicksme:
U dont attached name to it,so go put name

prettythicksme:
Sonofmark hope u don woo?

Go to page 11.

ronald4lif:
Lol! That's Mark junior for you. He's very unpredictable.

...Like the exchange rate.

ronald4lif:
Yes, it's recommendable for every Nigerian to know and speak the Nigerian Pidgin lingua reasonably. Easier to identify a diasporan Nigerian in every part of the world once they speak Pidgin but with English the odds are unfavourable, except in cases where the individual has an indigenious accent.

Hopefully, we'll get to see more of you in Pidgin. I love to converse in Pidgin. It's exhausting looking up on the dictionary every time for the meaning of new terms you keep churning out.

The Queen's English happens to be my first language (the language I ratiocinate with) 'cause of the way I was raised so, by default, it's the language I converse in. I even learnt my native dialect a decade ago but as a true Nigerian I learnt it and the Pidgin English well enough.

iamkingzlee:
sabi boi!!! just what I wanted to see.

Lasgidi-Uyo confirmed.

ronald4lif:
And The.SonOfMark wrote Pidgin-English for the first time. Interesting. He did nailed it too. Who would have thought he's well versed in our local lingua.

I love challenges. Morever, any Nigerian at home or in the diaspora who cannot speak the Nigerian-styled pidgin English is considered (by me) as less of a citizen.

Who says you can't be Sir McGregor and Chief Udoh at same time?

funlord:


Ha ha ho! So it was basically 90% percent of the butt munching, thong wearing, mb players dat got thrown into the gulag be dat? Anyway @ least 10% percent are still free so no wahala!

"Butt-lickers"? "Thong-wearing"? Your words not mine, your very own words.

pbs4real:
ma guy all dis demo? Oya shoot

elantraceey:
Sonofmark come show your skill

Babe, I sure say even Adam liver been fail when im first sight Eve but as man no fit fight im heart na im im come surrender to you, my Eve.
Forget my Queen's English, make I tell you plainly - you dey distinguished.

Dem say emotions no get language that's why I wan drop you my package. I like the fact say you dey be yourself plus you dey like yarn your mind even when people dey against you.

You na the kind woman wey I fancy. Because of you dem my formings na im I don 'fashi'.

I stubborn somehow, no be lie but your qualities go make us work. Adam and Eve been live for Eden but I sure saw together we go reside inside our private and na you go be the only queen.

I no fit brag say I dey live extra-large but with our hustle I know say cars for full our garage.

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]The game has changed.

I'll like to see you woo a female here in Pidgin english.

Drop all those your queen's english aside.

Leggo![/color]

*Sighs, removes tuxedo then adorns a t-shirt, folds one arm and a baseball cap faced backwards*


Baba, na which kind pidgin we dey yarn so? Shey na the Lagos-styled pidgin English or na the PH City own wey my hommies dey like yarn? If na the Lasgidi own I kampe for that side wella.

funlord:
Can anyone update me with the current "condemned criminals list"? I'm only aware of ipledge! Let me send them provisions in jail! .......

Jacksparrow, PervyByNature...Erm, I'll be back.

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Thesonofmark come over here [/color]

Special Agent Mark reporting for 'duty'!

Zenayia:
Do u know that Justin B. is my boyfriend? Call sonofmark on 08166641900 to get videos....

Mtchew.

Pure undiluted fvcked up fallacy.

LOL.

prettythicksme:
oh ok but u like her pics right?

I've never hidden the fact that the females I interact with are off Nairaland.

I've properly been banned more times since May than any other person here. I simply choose not to make a big deal of it any more. If I can appeal to the moderators to reverse it, fine but if I can't, I just serve the ban.

Yes, I've always acknowledged the fact that she responds faster to issues and she's relatively more diplomatic when compared to Faranø or Røcktation. She responds to issues faster.

Most times, one's ability to present a case articulately and in a civil manner determines the feedback one would get.

Lalasticlalä is also diplomatic.

AgapeCharis:
[color=#27408B]My mistacharis account got banned for 10 years just because I quoted and typed "Crap!!" on a comment by TSOM where he heaped praises on Ishílove. Can you imagine that??[/color]

No, you were found out. Just like Ipledge, Jacksparrow and Missclassy asked for my KCMARK account to be banned 'cause it's my alternate moniker.

prettythicksme:
hehehehehe ok,i guess u crushing on her and u wnt her attention by all means!! ***just kidding tho

Trust me, I get on her nerves more times than even the said Ipledge. If I had any of such designs I'd have gone out of my way to act all gentlemanly, chivalrous and even bestow her with excessive adulations like most of these guys do.
No, I am not crushing on her.

AgapeCharis:
[color=#27408B]You're wrong. He only said that because he was fed up with your accusations and thought to put you to rest by that statement. More like "even if na me wetin you fit do?"[/color]

You skipped the part where he tagged monikers to come witness the impending 'show' minutes before UGLYASFVCK's first post which was the picture upload. How convenient...

prettythicksme:
But guy y u carry ishi matter for head?hope not what i am thinking

Maybe it is but then again, maybe it's not. You can draw your conclusion(s).

prettythicksme:
What do u wnt him to do now ?cos u ursrlf dont have a very good evidence for us to knw his d one behind d uglyfuvk moniker.

Ipledge2:
wait and open ur eyes...this night go sweet

Uglyasfvck:
I'm ugly as _fuck
I'm an old cargo

Cc winet.apper kin.gtom Ladybos.s1 ron.ald4life redgem spe.akdatruth nnekag123 jizzus bos.ville eseohe23 aga.pecharis x.ynerise moa.na pbs4real

Ipledge2, we both know you are the one masquerading as UGLYASFVCK.

Sinnzu:
Its Sinn.zu.

Very funny. Your signature gave you away.

Sinnzu:
i gave up on you eons ago man

Wait a minute...PervyByNature, right?

prettythicksme:
Hmmmmm are u sure of what u saying or u just saying dis cos u guys are not good together**Ipledge is not uglyasfuvvk!!

ipledge4:
]i didnt open uglyasfuck moniker,i dont need to Explain anything to you

Dont expect any reply from me again

KingTom:
Actually, he is not Uglyasfvck

ipledge4:
i dont have it...someone opened new account and posted it

prettythicksme:
Btw did u insult her or y she banned u for disrespectin her?#4months too much oo