₦airaland Forum

Orijin101:
Mark, you know one thing i so much love about you? You never cease to amaze me with your soporific comments!

Why on earth are you even here? I thought Nairaland doesn't allows litters tho but only God knows how you escaped from your cage tonight to show us your willy-nilly irrelevant buttstinsky self-eloge clownish acts as usual.

Go on with your _stupidity bro, you demented chacma baboon!

dharay99:

#punches noted#
Buh daaaaamn, FTC.?
Now dats bad.

Orijin101:
Really? But don't you think it's high time you stopped all this unsolicited nuisance act you are wearing this days, you no longer contribute meaningfully again, all you do now is to attack ladies and kids up and down as if your life depends on it.

Even if you ain't considering you age, why not consider your beards and go back to the real sonofmark you started off with!

No offence

KingTom:
Guy your cluelessness on the whole Uglyasfvck issue is glaring, What if I'm Uglyasfvck what if I whatsapped ipledge telling him what I was going to do?

You seem so certain he isn't so why not mention who it is to save him or take the fall for him?

Orijin101:
sonofmark, when will you learn to grow up to be a man? Dafuq is this childish act you are always engaging in?

Really? I understand your need to defend your 'friend' but your friend incited the moderators to get my account and several others banned even when we weren't conversing with him.

You want witnesses? Here they are: FunLord and FìrstEVA.

So ,sir, you would please excuse me for not sympathizing with his present predicament.

Please go back to sulking in a corner with him.

MrCork:
...even if Ipledge comes in as a female..we will fish him out!

laykorn:
Wow! I never expected Mark's son to dedicate an ode to this fallen deserving hero.

I doff my Bayelsa hat Ipledge6

Nemesis is catching with that dude.

Maybe he fooled everyone else but I gave a detailed analysis proving he's the person behind the UGLYASFVCK moniker. His 'e-friends' can choose to play ostriches but it doesn't change the fact.

Morever, he's been known to be a snitch who incites the moderators to ban people at will for lesser offenses.

Nemesis is a cold bìtch!

Sinnzu:
he's gona be forced to change his moniker to *iSwear*. That harlem house keeper cant stay way from NL, he's got no alt life.

Sinnzu:
disgusting? Are you serious?? Cc: thesonof.mark

It's common knowledge that beardless men always EVNY we the bearded ones.

We offer the ladies something silky to stroke when they cuddle with us. They attest to it unlike these HAIRLESS BOYS.

Sweetørgasm, dream on. Pray and fast then may the beard would appear.

Sinnzu:
S.weetorgasm when u gona grow a strand of beard?

Sinnzu:
same here bro. Basicly RnB and Rap. But not just any kind of rap. I love wiz khalifa so much i literally wake up to his song every morning. "No sleep" is my alarm tone .

elantraceey:
lol , not at alllllll

Intrigues, milady, intrigues; intrigues heighten our curiosity and spice our lives.

Sinnzu:
i aint really feelin d Grand Piano song. Nobady's played my heart so i cant relate . I luv songz i can relate to.

prettythicksme:
*****faints***ask mrcorck he did not add me to his list;ge it straight huh!!

But you are their first lady, their queen. Isn't that an elevation of some sorts albeit amongst crackheads?

Sinnzu:
Khalifa's see you again is everything man

prettythicksme:
He added u as well

We barely even converse and when we do it's been more like friendly banter. I can list the 11 members of the crackhead crew.

You made 'history' though: you are the first female member.

Genea:
fake,insecure,ugly naaaaa dah aint me,stop feeling like its a sin to put dem on,whats makes me luk good,i do it as far as it aint detrimental to anyone

prettythicksme:
He just asked me to pick,dat's all jorr [b] he dare not add me to his fuvking list!![/b]

Hold up, hold up. You mean he's got a "FÚCKING LIST" that you OBVIOUSLY KNOW about? Now this is nterestingly twisted.

prettythicksme:
he did not!!

He did and he also asked you to make a pick from the array of crackheads whom you'd like to date.

elantraceey:
Hehehe

Wow, this is nice

You didn't see that coming, did you?

Genea:
so in essence,i shouldnt do some of dese ,bros abeg i no b SU,fixing of lashes nd nails makes me prettier,nd dnt say its lack of self esteem,dah wnt work

tosyne2much:
Even God knows I will be present here


OP, you forgot to add one



10. Display Of Buttocks


These ones stand by the mirror and take a pix backing the mirror just to have buttocks side view. Dem gat sell market by force by fire.. This is to make nairaland guys chase them. Yeye girls

These categories of ladies yapa for here


I don't want to start mentioning names.

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Sinnzu:
Labrinth ft Emeli Sande- Beneath Your beautiful

Not as sultry and hauntingly melodious as Wiz Khalifa's SEE YOU AGAIN or Nicki Minaj's GRAND PIANO.

Phikom:
don't mind the squad leader of nairaland crackheads

They are even numbered. He added Prettythìcksme to the ' crackheaded crew' today. Crackhead 11.

prettythicksme:
i will bombard Theesonof.mark and iplege4 with questions

I've never been one to shy away from inquisitions so, by all means, go ahead.

MEGGATRON:
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Midehi:
you

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Hehehe

Nice one!

See sonofmark dey scatter pidgin [/color]

prettythicksme:
I pray make u fit handle her

Ishi' and I have always gotten along well enough.