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lordhugo:
Yo mama so nasty, they call her the carpenters delight, flat as a board and easy to nail!


.....and like the hockey players team she blows, she only showers after three periods.

Your mama is so old she thinks in black and white.

She eventually retired to a museum.

Her nickname was "POLO" because people paid to watch her ride men.

Your mama is so fat if she falls into the Atlantic Ocean she'd raise the sea level.

lordhugo:
You are going down the 'mum' road?

Last time i saw your mum, She was so ugly... they used to push her face into dough to make gorilla biscuits.

You are a child-genius you know? At a tender age you became a sensation in brothels by giving bløw jobs to V.I.P. So good your mother took insurance for your tongue.

Your stepfather, a bi-sexual, screws your mum and yourself in threésomes.

Even donkeys participate in your family re-unions. Well, I guess family is all that matters.

MrCork:
...good man..i owe u a beaurifull Ghana woman...her name is mrs chima!!

What?! We both know that woman is a crackhead. She'd fit Sweetørgasm better.

lordhugo:
Can a kind hearted onlooker please contribute some moisture for this dry joke?

Please!

The best part of you ran down your daddy's leg.

lordhugo:
You're so ugly if my dog looked like you, I'd shave its ass and teach it to walk backwards! #assFace

Hey! Wait a minute, your face looks familiar...


Yeah, I knew it. I've seen you on ANIMAL PLANET.

lordhugo:
You're so ugly when you were born, your mother saw the afterbirth and said


"Twins!"

You are so ugly your image is used to exorcise demons.

lordhugo:
You're so ugly you could be the poster child for abortion/birth control!

You are so ugly farmers hire you as a scarecrow.

lordhugo:
You’re not stupid; I just think you have bad luck when thinking.

I actually think you are "intelligent" though...in an ostrich-esque kind of way.

You still haven't replied those questions though so ,from hence, you are a deranged hermit.

lordhugo:
You're so ugly if you joined an ugly contest, they'd say "Sorry, no professionals!"

You are so ugly that even raccoons discriminate against you.

lordhugo:
Everything?


Can you cook me a stew from Sonofthemark's (the.sonofmark) ribs?

.....My Dogs have need of it!

Gay bàstard, how about you concentrate on your area of expertise- giving féllatios?

I bet your buccal cavity knows its way around such penile appendages that Jada Fire's vagìna.

ccSHOP:
thedumbofmark, I took a trip to your profile https://www.nairaland.com/thesonofmark and saw something that looks like the picture of a man.

I can not post your picture here as it would violate both rule 5 and 10 . (i am not ready for ishiløve)
One has to be you and the other a twin!

Have you considered suing your brains for nonsupport?

LordHugo/ccShop the rétarded reptile, what's wrong with your face? You've got Down's Syndrome?

You still haven't replied the questions even though I've been offline for 3 hours? Still feeling hazy and befuddled? Bovine dung!

Like I opined earlier, if you do not reply the questions individually, you are a deranged hermit- cursed to criss-cross this terraforma aimlessly.

Don't rope Ishiløve into it. Defend yourself, vidiotic fleabag.

MrCork:
...HALT THER, B!TCH!!!!.... U NO ME FROM WEAR?? (no oofeiiinse)

Corky Joe!

We both know what we know but I am not a snitch- I kind of like the Mr. Cork but so I'll let the hoax continue.

ccSHOP:
The higher you go up in the academic field, specialization broadens your mind!
Is pluto still a planet?
Science is both exact and relative.
Everything via your link does not support you.
Show a sentence that contradicts those previous notions.
I realized today that you are a self-absorbed narcissist who will never accept corrections.

So opines Mr. Nobody.

Replying with your alternate moniker wouldn't save you, knucklehead.

Answer the questions I asked one after the other. Trying to distract us is foolhardy.

Answer each question so we argue like intellectuals.

lordhugo:
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Prions are Prions!

Viruses are Viruses!

Parasites are Parasites!


Each man to his own !

ALL UNDER GERMS!!!! [/size]

http://www.antimicrobialtestlaboratories.com/bacteria_viruses_fungi_and_parasites.htm

Are you from Dumbfukistan?

You fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.

Interesting.

You remember MR NIGER D in high school, right? REPLICATION is also one of the characteristics of living things, right?
It means ONLY LIVING THINGS REPLICATE.

Answer these:

1. What are prions?

2. Do prions replicate or not?

3. How do organisms commandeer the functionality of a cell?

4. Why do prions secrete enzymes which induce immunologic responses since according to you they are " non-living things"?

If you do not answer these questions you are a mad man.

lordhugo:
I said prions! I have never mentioned viruses.

Prions are unique pathogens in that they appear to have no nucleic acid and thereby differ from viruses, bacteria, fungi and other pathogens. Prions are resistant to procedures that break down nucleic acid and destroy biological forms of pathogens.

I am a geologist and i wonder why i can make this differentiation and you can't. (Being a Bio-medical such and shi.t)

If we doubled your IQ score it would still be negative!

Foòl, prions are the progenitors of viruses just like archae developed into bacteria.

The prions are not just folded protein (nucleid acid), they are more.

Prions are the parasites for encephalopathy. Only living things are pathogenic.

You really are a fool. Visit reknowned medical websites and stop gulping the gibberish on Wikipedia.

lordhugo:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prion

Somewhere out there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breathe. I think you owe it an apology

LordHugo, is a parasite a living organism? Yes, right? A virus is also a parasite, right? Why then did you opine that viruses are non-living?

Obviously did I am a biomedical student, did you? Mediocre!

lordhugo:
Prions are non-living. Like your senses!

Fool, prions/viruses are living things but they only undergo metabolism intra-cellularly in their hosts.
They are obligate parasites.

I guess you failed medical virology in school.

lordhugo:
Far better than the plankton at the top of your family tree.

Which is way above the Prions and Archaebacteria which punctuate yours.

lordhugo:
"I'm sorry, what language are you are speaking in now? It appears to be bollocks"

Another way of opining that you have poor comprehension skills? Do you have an ostrich in your bloodline?

lordhugo:
Guy, you can not tempt me into an e-fight to massage your frozen siberian shit ego.

https://www.gifsforum.com/images_new/gif/other/grand/HQ_Florian_Silbereisen_links_M_a6d12624ffc07e7bb2faa22195e25821.gif

Know thyself!

You are an erring kid so I'll teach you how to recognize your superiors.

Feeble coward!

chibwike:
Lol...you need to see what i went through yesterday..investigating that monicker...i had to track down that ishi's comment..it helped me alot...

And alas i decoded who it was...i still find it hard to believe tho...buh then..what can we do.

That is why I tease Mr Cork when he insults me because his alter ego is my e-friend. Now he doesn't insult me again 'cause he knows I know him.

funlord:


Was actually referring 2 the full stop I administered 2 the "oldest hag" of this section, but anyway u deduce it no shaking! 2 each his own!

lordhugo:
I am envious because of an open content online dictionary content?

Wake me up when Oluremi shakes Bukola's hand.

You are jealous, admit it.

Create a word of your own. I bet they'd reject it.

Envy is not good for your health, mutated shrimp.

You want to see the prototype of my electrical generator too as it is being developed, mediocre?

funlord:

It feels good shutting vague people up from time 2 time!

Yeah, it feels good exposing mediocres with average command of the English language with my lexical genius and love it when their inferiority complex causes them to make their envy obvious.

You want more links?