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laykorn:


Don't be sorry; let's wait for the judges.
I could win!
Do you know that juju that makes all your opponents pull a no-show?

ronald4lif:
I'm feeling the vibes and it captivated me like a glue. I might seem a learner with an unknown appellation in this battle of words-infusion but I can cynically decimate y'all with my haphazard lines and become the next[b] big thing on the lips of rap kingpins[/b].

You the next big thing?/
Cease the brags and step into the rhymes abbattoir/
We'd make make mincemeat of you, boasting amateur/
Shut your eyes and say your prayers 'cause the last thing you'd see is me, the kingpin

epelumi42:
truant since the time of Thomas/skipping meeting like the son of Judas/he's a learner like a harmless tyrant/keeping tabs on misssclassy like sticky pendant

elantraceey:
Hey where are you from?/
'Cause you give words a new form /
Now you've got me thinking /
I need to learn this type of linking.

Linking? Miss, I'm a lexical kingpin/
I add flavour to words like I'm pimping/
I bring them fresh and ice-cold while dripping/
I'm the Father ABRAHAM of NEW WORDS so call me LINCOLN.

ronald4lif:
Interesting.

Darkrebel666:
•Ebola
•HIV
•Sickle cell anemia
•malaria
•typhoid

may your unborn generations die from the aforementioned

may your anus get blighted with piles while you are been spoon-fed my excreta & forced to drink a gallon of your father's sperm filled with staphylococcus ✘

You are out of the locus/
Every comment is suppose to rhyme, please focus

Darkrebel666:
scooby doo? water-loo? these are phony rants/ stop expectorating your baloney raps/
why should I take you serious...when your destiny smells...like Ireneony's pants! / ✘

You are hyperventilating- my rhymes are making you pant/
Like Twaci's eyebrows, I made your reputation slant/
I see you're pleading already but I'm giving no grants/
Let me school you kid, cease being a truant

epelumi42:
crocs and alligators form my trusted fighters/ripping off limbs from hateful haters/i dish out words in crazy banters/get hit and fall a meal later

I'm dishing out rhymes, this ain't no banter/
It ain't even Christmas and playing Santa/
Claws on the nape of these rookies with my name as their mantra/
And I can DEFEND my claims - BARTRA

Darkrebel666:
rhyming too? what are you rhyming fool?/it's obvious you need to enroll in a rhyming school/rapping bull/you are the illest & the sicker?, quit lying fool/ I heard you lip-locked with a fridge ..but still your lines ain't cool ! / ✘

chibwike:
Bro go form a collabo with vector
You could be a minister in the music sector
even clarence can't be ur director
Buhari would be wishing you are his language translator

I guess I'd need an audio calibrator/ To discern his every word so it doesn't become my transgression/ While at it I'd keep an emotionless expression/ And act like we are one big family like crocodiles and alligators.

Darkrebel666:
if this is what you are bringing to the tourney, then I'm sorry for you ✘

elantraceey:
I won't say this was hard/
but it actually made me glad/
that I could use this time of mine/
to make out something not so out of line.

Of course it isn't out of line/
It seems sleek like vaseline/
Words are what we make them- caustic like alkaline/
Or therapeutic like calamine

Youngsage:
Oh yeah, Okay. Sure I will..


But you are one hell of a verbose fellow, sir.

Darkrebel666:
The.sonofmark. where is the battle thread you said you were creating? ✘

epelumi42:
celebration - lets take it to the airy plains/dance around throwing up the slain/blood will spurt as we pop champagne/fear the feat, hear the beat and stay sane.

It's a crazy world, no-one stays sane/
Here's how it works: pain-grain/
Hey ZedX6! I wish I could decapitate you in one plain
Then in the Atlantic I'd float your severed head to a foreign land something like brain-drain.

Youngsage:
Like seriously?!

chibwike:
Thesonofmark thanks for opening this thread...

creating a rhyme is not beans and bread.

i appreciate

dont mind those filled with hate

in the end they'd surely understand that u'd always be great.

laykorn:
Marks's son, your idea is awesome in sight/ crazy in height and bulk-some in might/ but it's breath is failing already, gonna by norm dieeee/ for men here aren't inventive enough to form rhyme!

I don't care what they opine/
They spew trash but I wash it off like slime/
I'm boisterious and they are weak so we can never combine/
I'm like their engine room so call me turbine.

epelumi42:
lets be rappers till mama calls/rhyme under wrappers till dada talks/dance salsa till the drums stop/stalk me up till bubble pops.

Bubble pops, bubble busts/
My punchlines would make you shout hoarse like quacky ducks/
If this was a chart show, I'd be top of the pops/
Still pissed ZedX6 sold me (to Ishilove) like a cash crop.

Tomfrench:
My real name's , Chidi Duke Uduji
Date of Birth, 19/05/92...Place of Birth, Enugu State, Nigeria.
State of Origin, Engu State -the coal city
Marital Status: Single
Religion: Christian

So how did the "Tom" and "French" come in?

epelumi42:
She may have something for you though or she ll learn to steer clear. She-male Until proven wrong, I wanna believe she's a 'manly lady'

ZedX6:
[color=#150000]I'm mad but I no get dada/ [/color]

elantraceey:
Oh yeah , I'm loving this, unfortunately I don't know how to create rhymes, maybe because I've never tried .

Miss, you've never tried?/
This could be your first and you wouldn't even cry/
Seems like déjà vu? Yeah, that nigga lied/
This is a whole new SHADE- come try your dye.

epelumi42:
Don't come under my line of fraction/I'll divide and and cut them like unwanted faction/Its a thread with rhyme passion/flaunt the rule and get a serious sanction...

ZedX6:
[color=#150000]Movi/ this threadi/ out of the/ romancy sectioni/

Ishilove [/color]

Ishilove? That wouldn't be enough/

ZedX6 is Blackett - always engaging in 'fisticuffs'/

He's got one aim- to ruin threads/

He's always mad and I bet he's got dreads.

epelumi42:
hey pal, please, spare this lady this time. She came back changed and I think I like the new misssclassy and hope she keeps up with it. Remove her from your hitlist until further notice, no matter how annoying she gets. Infact I don't care if she's a 'guy'.

Please, for friendships and faceless nl sake...

funlord:
What? Caitlyn is on NL?

Jollyjoy:
Since no penalty is involve for breaking the rule,i wil urge thesonofmark to adjust his glasses be4 creating any thread. Dis should be in the music section.

chibwike:
Tsom these rhymes are they coming from the head..

Or you guys learn them

Learn them? No sir, I create them/
These guys are missing the point, I wish I could cane them/
Or lose my cool and make them my Abel while I Cain them.

damonvamp:
So what you did up there was a rhyme?
Get over yourself boy. Your thread is dead on arrival.

Nonsense.

Nonsense? Funny 'cause you've got prawn sense/You wouldn't get it,dude -you're dense/Keep your flatulence to yourself, boy - it's effervescent.

misssclassy:
[color=#000050]That's your opinion. You have the right to air it.

So knock yourself out. [/color]