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Kanyol:
If you enforce any rule(s) against e-duels on the rap battle section, that place would become a desert within a few minutes. We're allowed to use curse words (against people, parents and tribes) provided everything is put down in rhymes

Cutehector:
taa, na u be sir ooooo... Hw things for ur side?

Ishilove:
Then I guess we will have to have a little chat with the Rap section mod.

Oh no! Let's pretend I didn't let that out. Stringent rules there too?

What would rap be without duels?

Ishilove:
2. Don't abuse, bully, deliberately insult/provoke, fight, or wish harm to Nairaland members OR THEIR TRIBES.

That's Nairaland's rule 2. Derailer's paradise is a Nairaland thread, remember?

Jacksparrow0712:
'NO RULE' is what it should be. only our Hitler ma'am messes with our beloved thread. this is a recycle bin where every garbage is kept
pls we deserve freedom. atleast on this thread
hows you anyways?

PervyByNature:
Not that kyna heat man. Derz light now so i turned on the heat. Wetin hapun last night nau?

Jacksparrow0712:
But seriously, why must somebody always have to lock or clean this thread? Isn't this supposed to be 'derailers paradise'? I need some explanations
Cc ishilove

PervyByNature:
Furkin _idiot

LOL. I thought you wanted heat?

TheFilmmaker:
My compliment is not contradictory. It's sarcasm. You gerrit?

https://i.imgur.com/xZDrlkQ.gif

Cutehector:
lmao.. I been laff sotey I pour... Thesonof.mark ma nigga!

Good morning, sir.

TheFilmmaker:
TheSonOf.Mark, you are a sick talented bastard!

https://static.comicvine.com/uploads/ignore_jpg_scale_super/11114/111144451/3772287-1622741599-23989.gif

When a compliment seems contradictory, there's one emoticon which suits it and here it is:

PervyByNature:
Its ME against all the COLD in the world

Don't worry. Soon you'll go to HELL and have all the HEAT you want.

pinkiberry:
sorry to ask buh are u this jobless? all u do is insult ppl. u claim ur diary that u r a graduate but u don't act like one. I don't blame u. I blame our ex president for not providing jobs for jobless graduates like u. cos all u do is sit down n be spending away ur tym on nairaland. from morning to night u r online. pls get a life. u can't be dix useless to the society. I understand that there is no job but find something doing with your life. become an entrepreneur at least. u get all des insults in nairaland cos u spend so much time here busy insulting ppl n mods esp ishilove. I don't no whether u want seun to make u a nairaland romance section mod n remove ishilove. u can never b a mod. ishilove is way better Dan u so stop trying so hard to b like her. all u do is copy her n insult her at every slightest opportunity u get. like u don't av any oda tin doing apart from nairaland. am not insulting u but just an advice.

Spot on, madamoiselle!


A person creates an account 8 days ago and already has "5 DAYS AND 7 HOURS" as "TIME SPENT ONLINE".

How and why should anyone take such a person seriously? It means the person spends more than 12 HOURS DAILY ON NAIRALAND.

Now that's idleness extraordinaire. Even prisoners and sloths can't be that idle.

PervyByNature:
Misssclassy if u're actually a female then i suggest you find a way to get thru to KC. Dunno about others but i've had enough of you both.

Huh? Shouldn't you be in church, sir?

francizy:
Please I'd love to know what makes a rhyme perfect or more matured than another.. I don't really know how to measure it because some on here say certain rhymes are monosyllabic while others are not. How do they measure all that, which is monosyllabic and which is not?

All I love about music is one making loads of sense whether his/her are not perfect. Just like I let my mind work as am listening to the lyrical content of Nas tracks.

I need schooling cuz I write some bit of rhymes too but I believe I don't do it well enough..


Cc Darkrebel666, Ronald4lif, Kinglekan

It's quite simple/
Do a mental jingle/
Steady your head. Hear the words trickle?/
Type them now with slants and the 'miracle' would make you form dimples

Darkrebel666:
what the fÜck is this? quit rapping & go do fish-farming

as for you sonofwack.. your lyrical skill is as minute as Mrcoocks cognitive abilities.✘

Common, Dark, don't be be rude/
Ronald4lif admitted he couldn't really rhyme but he shouldn't be shooed/
Ronald, remember when you claimed you slayed me, I was like "Dont' be fooled"/
This is just for fun, guys - keep your cool

rogerdat:
Look, I'm deadly with gats/ and if you're ready to dance/ you'll be getting it man/
Told you I bring death in advance/ and got no 'respect' to my fans/ but since you're a mosquito in my palm...
I'll bring your death with a "clap"!

You wanted an encore, juvenile sewage rat?/
Between us there's only one rookie, rogerdat?/
I'd be schooling you with no books- P.E/
I'm the Soyinka to your 'SUNDARE, Mr. NIYI

sweetorgasm:
like i said ure a small boy, my 5 years old kid brother reason more maturely than u.

Alright. Watch the countdown, crackhead MrCork wannabe

sweetorgasm:
NA WAO anyways if GEJ was still d president of NIGERIA, d guy wud nt have died so blame buhari. "GEJ till 2029

You are on my 'hit-list' now.
You've joined Misssclassy./Dollyak on that list. What Mr Cork has been doing to you is nothing. Ask around. I am ruthless when haunting.

Dollyak:
Ishilove isn't even bothered if this section goes to dogs, but she will rather ban people selectively. Smh. Too many kids that are worth a reply.