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LeSudAfricaine:
I swear the only english word you know is "illiterate" and judging by your write ups you aren't that smart. How on earth does your worthless currency contribute to our GDP? There's nothing worthy from your country in South África I'm sorry, Nigeria's illiteracy rate is below that of South África,

[color=royalblue] Your punctuations are horrible , your sentences are banal and your retorts are as cliched as the 'Black Lives Matter' chants in the U.S and in the land of bondage you call "South Africa".

The wealth in South-Africa circulates amongst the Whites.

The only talent you have is leaping over crocodile-infested ponds for the amusement of the whites who'd give you 'I LOVE UNICEF' shirts to clothe your sun-burnt torsos.
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MduZA:
Can you mention one company in SA preferring Nigerians?Visit the SA visa thread so that your genuine country men living in reality can share the experience....people will try by all means to justify their acts,majority of women that your country men are dating are rejects..we see your men spending their hard earned cash on low class women including Zimbabwean and Mozambican ones..after eating from dust bins,a Nigerian will stand on top of his generator smoked house and beat his swollen empty chest..flathe..ad

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There have been several polls and articles listing countries with the most physically attractive people in Africa and everytime Nigeria tops South-Africa. I dare you to negate that with proof!

Your women crush and drool over NIGERIAN men but we use and dump them. I mean, who would want to bear offsprings by QUEEN KONG? Oops! Only South-Africans!

Nigerians would likely make more money from even petty trading in South-Africa than they would here. Reason : In Nigeria, the competition is high while in your hell-hole you sit on your bums then raid stores of foreigners at the slightest provocation.


South-Africans are thieves! During the xenophobic riots, you folks burgled shops to steal items you couldn't afford. You even stole cholocate bars. Little wonder why you're still slaves!
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LeSudAfricaine:
blah blah whites this whites that, I swear you guys are pathetic! As long as you people flock to our country like flies you have no business calling our country a shhthole, even your so-called artists come to shoot their videos in our country to get better background because even they know that you country's a joke, you don't even have a tourism industry to speak of, who can risk being beheaded for juju?

[color=royalblue] You seem scared of replying me? Avoiding my 'bullets' or nursing the ones which have riddled your vegetable of a brain?

Here is one of the countless of links to reports of South-Africans butchering themselves for rituals : http://allafrica.com/stories/200702160943.html

It's gotten so bad that investigating panels have been set-up to curtail the menace. You're cannibals too.


Trying to avoid the fact that whites form human walls to protect black SOUTH-AFRICANS from being murdered by the police. Your lives do not matter. You're disposable!


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MduZA:
I have never heard a white person associating himself or herself with Nigeria...even those who were born there,because they regard you as zoolanders" therefore your pain is understandable,at least your current masters,the Chinese are decorating your 100 black pot nation...slum or no slum south Africa is the most advanced country in Africa..hang yourself

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See? The power of a Nigerian. I made you confess you lied and that the largest slum in the world is in SOUTH-AFRICA. Perhaps, you can be redeemed after all. Just continue to logon to Nairaland to get online lectures on common sense. Yes, it's free. I know the word "FREE" is abstract to you.

A whitey dare not aspire for an elective post here. In South-Africa, the Whites decide everything for you.

You work at the entry level in corporations. You rarely get promoted to directorial positions.

No black SOUTH-AFRICAN can beat his chest to say he made the country what it is. The country isn't even his own!
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Black SOUTH-AFRICAN lives are so worthless that they need Whites to form a human wall to protect them in a country they call their own.

Eternal slaves!

PunkyV, LeSudAfracaine, MDUZA, how about that?
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MduZA:
Menial jobs in SA are reserved for Amakwerekwere,your country people...if the whites did not love us I don't think that they would have chosen to live with us,they noticed that we are the only black species close to them...the rest are animals.the police will only dragged a naked Nigerian drug dealer on their moving vehicle..

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Judging from your analogy, the migrant Europeans settled in America 'cause they LOVED the Incas and Mayans and other Native American tribes, right? You should be exchanged for a doormat, you bibliophobic badger!

The Europeans preyed on any group that could be conquered and never leave until the conquered stand-up for themselves. We chased them out of West Africa but they'd always boss you HOTTENTOTS down south 'cause SOUTH-AFRICANS ARE A CONQUERED PEOPLE. YOU'D ALWAYS BE.


I'm hitting you with factual claims like your cave-dwelling relatives striking flintstones to make fire and your rebuttals are as ineffective as the ultimatums of ragtag youths in your communities when pummelled by the police.
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MduZA:
We celebrate freedom day..27 April...note that south Africa got independence in 1910 before your zoo came to existence...Mokoko is the largest slum in the world..proof below

[color=royalblue] Rubbish! Even up to the 1980's , you were ruled by migrant Europeans. Forgotten about apartheid? Having selective amnesia? Maybe you're just being a SOUTH-AFRICAN (a crook).

The largest slum in the world is in South-Africa:

http://borgenproject.org/5-largest-slums-world/

Bold-faced liar!
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MduZA:
David Cameron made it clearly that Nigeria leads the world in corruption...you live in a glass house..xenophobia yes,we hate dirty people...are you riding a bicycle? Your source of income ,village taxi

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You're as lazy as sloths. Need I post links to articles by news outlets stating the causes of the xenophobic attacks?

South-Africans revolted because companies preferred Nigerians to them. These organizations realize ONE NIGERIAN is worth the work output of SIX SOUTH-AFRICANS so why waste money on you sloths?

A Jo'burg radio reported that South-African men were threatened 'cause your women prefer Nigerians?

Pre-historic human fossils would always turn up in South Africa. From the findings, you guys didn't evolve much. Same old oblong-shaped heads and nostrils of chimpanzees.
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PunkyV:
I don't give a hoot about what's acceptable, as long as it's understood. Better be a joker than be world's most hated waste of human flesh.

[color=royalblue] Good thing you've agreed you're a joker!


Zulu beaver, I bet your ear-rings are made of squirrel bones and your relatives have navel piercings of snail shells. THE GODS MUST BE CRAZY if you think you're any better than a farm horse.
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MduZA:
Yeah the whites love us so much.they do everything for us to an extent you fools leave your overpopulated zoo and seek refuge here...

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Raccoon, the whites don't love you. They just need you to do their menial jobs. If you disobey them you'd end up in jail. The Police brutalize you for just being blacks.
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i know that am interacting with a polio survivor,who was nearly killed by malaria,ebola escapee,who doesn't know his Hiv status because there are no testing facilities in his village...egusi soap is not good for your health area boy.

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The last person to mock anyone on health issues should be a South-African. Heck! HIV/AIDS is as synonymous to South-Africans as fleas are to abandoned street dogs!
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PunkyV:
I barely punctuate? Barely "discernable" comments?

It's DISCERNIBLE. Now you're full jokes! I'm not here to impress anyone, that's number one. I write & speak better English than most of you combined, that's number two. You can never be as witty as I am even if you died & reincarnated a 1000 times.

Lastly, I write how I want. There!

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You would always be witty, clownish even. I mean, you're a SOUTH-AFRICAN - you were created to be a joker and the object of practical jokes.

By the way, in standard English Language, "&" isn't acceptable - it's "and".



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MduZA:
Hello igwe

As long as your country men are queuing for asylums on harsh conditions daily in Pretoria,to me you remain a bloody kwerekwere therefore whatever you spew remains rubbish...

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When your depleted vocabulary stock fails you, you resort to spewing gibberish like a hypothermic parrot.

South-Africans get the largest hand-me-downs from NGOs based on population relativity. Your grandfather probably bore your kindred in Zambia when he escaped the South-African bothers at night to escape being hunted and killed for sport by the Dutch who ruled over you.

South-Africa doesn't celebrate Independence Day 'cause you're all still slaves.


The largest slum in the world is in South-Africa. Check the first page of this thread for proof.

Where are you now? Hiding in your home? Your landlord is WHITE! He controls you all in a country you supposedly "own".
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LeSudAfricaine:
Ah the number one excuse for all of your short comings! so predictable, another whitewashed Nigerian

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Coming from a subservient soon-to-be-trapped-underground miner, this is hilariously ironic.

Emancipate yourselves from slaving for the Dutch and other migrant Europeans who control a country you used to call "your own". Learn from the Zimbabweans in that regard, you lily-livered circus performers!
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folksync:
I love this punkyv. She really has a way with words. Are you a writer? Reminds me of a certain Nairaland South African friend of mine who deactivated a long time ago. She had this really long moniker I can't now remember!!!!!

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You'd settle for the mediocre lexical churning of that mentally-enslaved South-African?


She can barely punctuate her barely-discernable comments correctly.


She'd do better writing in Zulu maybe.
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MduZA:
Lol..hey these poor Nigerians on this forum can make one laugh.

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Save your rants, you juvenile sub-human!

It took you 27 hours to respond to PunkyV's distress mentions yet your retorts are bland and simpleton-esque .

It's always easy to identify you South-Africans with your oblong-shaped heads.

You adorn rags discarded by Indians and your church wears are faded hand-me-downs from UNICEF. You should be ashamed of yourselves, neo-slaves!


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Intrepid01:
Truly, YOU ARE THE SON OF MARK.....

But then on a second thought, do we really need all this?

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_PunkyV took a swipe at Nigerians.

Whether you're German, Canadian, Chinese or South-African, if you insult my people I'd smack you into cowering with the dirty factual details of your own history.


She couldn't deny anything I stated about South Africa. Facts don't lie.
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PunkyV:
Dont flatter yourself. Even I can single handedly handle you on a different day. I'm just not in the mood for all the mud-slinging right now.

I made a rollcall because I dont know which one of them is online. I've been away for a while. People deactivate.

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The only way you can 'handle' me is beneath the sheets. Don't worry, I'd be nice enough to let you be on top.

This isn't Twitter where there's a 140-characters limit. For every point you raised, I raised seven and slammed it in your face. You should focus more on recovering from the mental-pummelling you've received on this thread.


I'd let you heal enough to withstand another barrage. Until your beckoned-on e-mercenaries
arrive to their cyber-execution by me, keep recuperating.
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PunkyV:
Let me call some people who'll entertain you on this because I lack the strength.

Ooh lah lah
Mduza
Lesudafricaine
Dievluit
Tumisang
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Enjoy

[color=royalblue] You had to mention 5 SOUTH-AFRICANS to square-up against 1 NIGERIAN? In others words, ONE NIGERIAN is worth 6 SOUTH-AFRICANS? Thanks for reiterating my point.


Know this : By the time I am done laying to waste the already deflated self-esteem of you South-Africans, you'd go on rampage burning down your own flags. Bring it on!

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PunkyV:
Keep pretending you're living in heaven while you're living in hell.

[color=royalblue] You also have militant/ guerilla groups in South Africa: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_guerrilla_movements

Damn! All that vice in one country? You really do know what hell is like. How's the Devil doing? He resides in Soweto, right?

You still haven't thanked your big brother (Nigeria ) for saving you from Apartheid.


Take heart, little sibling - you brought this upon yourself by daring to insult Nigerians (your superiors).
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PunkyV:
LMFAO. Delusional. This all hilarious coming from someone who ducks bombs every other day. Talking of prejudice, arent you the ones discriminating against one another in your own country?

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Those who throw bombs are limited to certain areas. In South Africa, people shoot themselves for fun. Heck! The death toll from car-jackings , gang wars and _rape outnumbers that of Boko Haram. Russian roulette, anybody?


No-one discriminates against anyone here in NIGERIA. Like every other part of the world where FREE PEOPLE live, whoever has a fat account calls the shots. It's the same in Japan, Germany, Mexico and India. In South Africa, it's nearly impossible to get to the zenith - being black alone limits you.
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aregal:
Is that why so many Nigerians are seeking visa to South Africa?

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It's simple - some of us have realized South Africans would rather burgle homes and steal cars than think up something innovative so we go over there to fill in the voids.

Little wonder why most retail shops in South Africa owned by blacks are chiefly Nigerian. While you're getting chased by the police, we're steady chasing and getting the Rands...and in your faces.

We outsmarted you in your own country that you started a revolution to get Nigerians out of your country last year. But we are going nowhere - someone has to sell you muffins when you get out of jail, right?


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PunkyV:
What statistics are you talking about?

I promised myself that I wont get in these kinds of brawls anymore. But tell me one thing, how will everything you just said lower the petrol price in your country

[color=royalblue][b] We PRODUCE it. We're getting on just fine.

Pray tell, how will this argument save the hundreds of miners who die getting trapped underground yearly or the fact that you're still discriminated against by Caucasiods in a country you call "your own" like the Aborigines of Australia?

How will it stop the fact that you'd likely be mugged as you turn a street corner trying to dodge flying bullets from a gang war/car-jacking gone awry?

How will it change the fact that everyone in your hood maintains a loud silence 'cause all the girls you grew up with sold their bodies to strangers in alley ways at some point in exchange for stipends to buy second-hand Chinese-made stilettos?


You don't have 24-hour electricity in every part of South Africa - it's limited to the city centers.

Most parts of South Africa are sprawling slums!

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Heck! THE BIGGEST SLUM IN THE WORLD IS IN South AFRICA :

http://borgenproject.org/5-largest-slums-world/

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By the way, everytime a movie or book about African jungles is made the focus is on South Africa. Go figure!


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PunkyV:
Who gives a jack diddly squat about the technicalities? Cheap sex is cheap sex. Oh, how I love how you're such pretenders & hypocrites of the highest degree. So there's no casual sex in your country? Does everyone know their HIV status? You talk like we dont know what really goes on over there. Yes, South Africans love sex. Love it a lot. But we dont hide under lies, pretence & a shroud of religion unlike you lots, that's the difference.

[color=royalblue] You want statistics? Trust me, I'm willing to go the whole mile.

It's not hypocrisy - it's what it is. South-Africans have no inhibitions like other humans - they mate like drugged raccoons. Prostitution and car-jacking are the aspirations of every South-African girl or boy...except in cases where they end up as servile tools of those of Caucasiod descent - your masters.


Have you ever wondered why South-Africans are portrayed as dancing, happy-go-lucky simpletons in movies and recounts? It's because you're no better than circus lower primates.

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coded01:
What about 4 Spanish teams singlehandedly monopolizing the whole of Europe...

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Wicked!

Punch-to-the-guts reply!
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PunkyV:
Dont talk crap. Didnt your own Calabar hoes cut down prices to a record low? An equivalent of a loaf of bread here in SA. Shut your trap!

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Hogwash! The supposed prices are relative to the currency value of the naira.

CASUAL SEX is so common place in South Africa no-one considers it worth paying for. Maybe they throw stipends at the ubiquitous lurking sex-hawkers on every street corner in South Africa.

South Africa is the HIV/AIDS capital of Africa!

Soon you'd come up with a reality show called "SOUTH AFRICA HAS GOT HEALTHY PEOPLE" just to find the very few persons without STDs. Good luck with that.


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SUPERPACK:
and why did the so- call spanish giant make it a point of duty to buy Epl stars e.g Ronaldo, bale, Suarez, Modric.

[color=royalblue] You stated the reason yourself - they're already stars; the créme de la créme of the EPL before they left. If anything, they maintained their unusual work rate.


La Liga rejects, on the other hand, move to the EPL to carve niches for themselves. I mean, as mediocres, they know they'd fare better and bask in whatever spotlight is beamed amongst other glorified mediocres.

Where do mediocres get glorified?





You guessed right - the EPL. There you have it - the answer you seek.
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sweetpies:
SONOFMARK my literal crush. Nice hearing from you tday.

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omonla10:
lemme try qualify both leagues with one word each.

Laliga==exhibition
Premiership ==competition

The question is, do u prefer watching exhibition when u most likely know d winner or watching an unpredictable League where resources are almost balanced.. Well I'll say different people with different choices..

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La Liga is the exhibition of football in its most aesthetic form - a beautiful art of moving limbs with quasi-precision which is better experienced than explain.

The EPL? You're right - it's a COMPETITION...amongst MEDIOCRE rugby players who give literal meaning to "FOOTBALL" - they KICK anything (and anybody) in their paths.
Have you wondered why EPL players are as prone to injuries as RUGBY players?
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sebod:
But why have the EPL teams been failing to show up at the biggest stages where it matters most? If the so called Barcelona, Real Madrid and Atletico could be dominating the UCL where the big boys are weighted against one another, then it will be easy for them to dominate the EPL. Those below the big three in Spain have always out-performed their equivalents in the Europa (where Epl teams are well represented). It's safe to say EPL is just a product of hype and publicity with so much average players aided by the media hype. The playing style is nothing but physicality and power as against skills and techniques that are obtainable in Spain.

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Not to mention the EPL supposed top teams scavenge for creative midfielders and strikers from the La Liga.


Little wonder why a Barça-reject like Fabregas became the focal point of Chelsea's attack.


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Long live The King!
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joseph1832:
Bro, you really want me analyze the whole poem?

I wouldn't want mi.mzy to get offended.

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You want to ANALYZE THE POEM for ME?

Even Sweetorgasm would discern it.

You should know I feed on such.
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