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FamilyRe: Why Do Nigerians Hate Cats? by TheSonOfMark(m): 10:02pm On Aug 27, 2015
SAMBARRY:
cats are one of the easiest creatures to kill.


All it takes is to grab the thing. Tie its two hands and legs, put inside sac and tie it very well. Roll it over your head several times and slam its head on the floor like 3 times till its dead. Lobatan.


Kilolembe cool
Nice horror script.cheesy

How about this: I've people say snakes are scared of those who eat snakes. Same thing with those who eat dogs. Same case with those who eat cats?♦
FamilyRe: Why Do Nigerians Hate Cats? by TheSonOfMark(m): 9:57pm On Aug 27, 2015
mutter:
I love cats. They are so faithful and carry themselves with elegance.
The last cat I had saved my baby's life more or less.
I brought my baby home from the hospital but it kept throwing up.
I had a hard time with the cat she insisted on being not only in the room with the baby but was constantly jumping into the baby bed
I kept throwing her out but she was so persistent. Since she didn't do it with the other baby I decided to let the cat have her way . She would lie at the foot of the bed and stay there. One day I was in the kitchen cooking. The cat ran in frantic. Meaww!!! And out. Came in and out I just had to follow her. She ran to the baby bed and the baby had thrown up and was choking on it. She watched over my baby like her own., always called me once the baby was awake or started throwing up.
My cat was a house cat though. Wouldn't like a cat that left the house near my baby.
If this an attempt to garner more sympathy for cats then it's working. Nice story.♦
FamilyRe: Why Do Nigerians Hate Cats? by TheSonOfMark(m): 9:53pm On Aug 27, 2015
SAMBARRY:
awon ologbo dudu from 2catwoman looks inviting cheesy
Yeah right! I bet you can't butcher them yourself even if they've incapacitated.wink
PoliticsRe: Ibibio Should Replace Yoruba As Majority Tribe by TheSonOfMark(m): 9:47pm On Aug 27, 2015
RepEnugu:
the ibibios have oil in their land....yorubas are parasites..
the ibibioland is more developed than yorubaland.
Cc totoslayer princedebola201 kestolove

thunder fire yoruba people both the living and dead......
yorubas are pigs,idiots and criminals...
I am Ibibio. Ibibios are peace-loving people and we do not try to measure up to others. We do not see the Yorubas or Igbos as competitors. We are our own rivals.

The Igbos and Yorubas can mudsling as long as they want to but the Ibibios recognize the fact that you want to use the Ibibios as pawns in your treacherous games. We are smart enough to recognize that.

We'd hold our peace...until you bring the war to us. It's better you don't though. Those who did are still recounting their nightmarish ordeals.smiley
PoliticsRe: We Are Now Live On Air In Lagos – Radio Biafra Claims by TheSonOfMark(m): 8:12pm On Aug 27, 2015
This reminds of dance scenes from "STE UP" movie series where a group would cribwalk to the opposing team's half, stand erect, make a fancy move which ends with something like 'IN YOUR FACE'.

Yes, this is it. This seems to say, "HELLO SOUTH-WEST. THIS IS RADIO BIAFRA...IN YOUR FACES!".smiley

Like the opposing team in the aforestated movie, what 'killer' moves (figurative of course) have the South-West and the federal government got in stock?

Are they going to STEP UP?wink

PoliticsRe: We Are Now Live On Air In Lagos – Radio Biafra Claims by TheSonOfMark(m): 8:11pm On Aug 27, 2015
This reminds of dance scenes from "STE UP" movie series where a group would cribwalk to the opposing team's half, stand erect, make a fancy move which ends with something like 'IN YOUR FACE'.

Yes, this is it. This seems to say, "HELLO SOUTH-WEST. THIS IS RADIO BIAFRA...IN YOUR FACES!".smiley

Like the opposing team in the aforestated movie, what 'killer' moves (figurative of course) have the South-West and the federal government got in stock?

Are they going to STEP UP?wink
PoliticsRe: Photos: Save These In Your Archive, They Will Be Good For History by TheSonOfMark(m): 7:58pm On Aug 27, 2015
Nostalgia: Memories of yesteryears.smiley
PoliticsRe: Were People Right About Buhari? by TheSonOfMark(m): 7:51pm On Aug 27, 2015
You expect well-ratiocinated explanations from Buhari's equally bigoted sycophants?
Here's what would happen:

*They'd invade this thread to post inciting comments instead of issue-based FACTUAL explanations devoid of overbearing sentimentality.

*Supporters of PDP would be forced to defend themselves.

*A free-for-all cussing polarized squabble would occur.

*When Buhari's sycophants realize the purpose of this thread has been defeated and they've successfully diverted attention from his glaring nepotism and bigotry, they'd desert this thread and move on to the next one to regurgitate the same cliched sentences.

Predictable lots.


Oops! By the way, I am a "Wailer"- a proud one at that. I suppose "wailing" for a better democracy is honourable.smiley
FamilyRe: Why Do Nigerians Hate Cats? by TheSonOfMark(m): 7:33pm On Aug 27, 2015
SAMBARRY:
Cats are good for eforiro wink
Damn! undecided
Nairaland GeneralRe: Who Is Your Most Controversial Character In Romance? by TheSonOfMark(m): 6:44pm On Aug 27, 2015
ladyF:
Idk sha
What do/would you ever know? All you do is compete for the fleeting, petty euphoric feeling of being the first to comment on every thread whilst leaving trails of unintelligence in your wake.♦
RomanceRe: Man Disrupts Girlfriend's Class In UNIJOS To Propose To Her (photos) by TheSonOfMark(m):
I bet she'd be on Facebook ten minutes after she said "yes" to his proposal.
Next she'd update selfies of her fingers and with her fiance locking lips.

You know what would happen next? She'd tag her immediate ex-boyfriend and his friends who were seemingly gamophobic.

My sixth sense tells me the tags are ill-intended. Something like, "Kaycee, you played me. You left me hanging and refused to define what we had. I'm happy without you though".

What I usually do? I untag myself. Good luck, sweetheart. What we had was fun while it lasted. NEXT?!smiley
CrimeRe: Statistics For Gun Death In US by TheSonOfMark(m): 8:40pm On Aug 26, 2015
raayah:
How come we dont keep statistics in Nigeria sef?
Gunshot cases are rarely reported. Those who report get profiled and are usually treated as suspects.♦
RomanceRe: Guys: How To Pamper Your Pussi (pics) by TheSonOfMark(m): 8:30pm On Aug 26, 2015
prettythicksme:
How can i pamper my dick? cheesy sad
When did you become Missclassy?♦
PoliticsRe: Insurgency: NEMA Evacuates 5, 000 People From Dikwa LGA by TheSonOfMark(m): 6:37pm On Aug 26, 2015
MuhdG:
why don't u kiss my black as$ maybe you will get some sense from doing that
I see where the obsession is coming from. You need a partner who shares your perverted, rectum-craving inclinations.

Gay alert!♦
PoliticsRe: Insurgency: NEMA Evacuates 5, 000 People From Dikwa LGA by TheSonOfMark(m): 6:23pm On Aug 26, 2015
MuhdG:
Why are you very very stup!d
I choose not to engage dimwitted neanderthals.♦
PoliticsRe: Insurgency: NEMA Evacuates 5, 000 People From Dikwa LGA by TheSonOfMark(m): 6:19pm On Aug 26, 2015
Months ago, the women of Borno State protested against GEJ's government in their birthday suits 'cause he was supposedly "not sympathetic enough" to their plight. How come they've been mute since Buhari took over the reins of power even when statistics show that Boko Haram has intensified its campaign? ♦
CrimeRe: 10 Boko Haram Suspects On Trial In Chad Over Twin Attacks by TheSonOfMark(m): 6:12pm On Aug 26, 2015
Twenty-five years imprisonment? Why waste state resources to keep bestial _cretins alive? Dispatch them to laboratories for experiments! They'd serve HUMANITY better that way.♦
RomanceRe: Guys & Ladies: Who Is Your Nairaland Crush? by TheSonOfMark(m): 5:45pm On Aug 26, 2015
wristbangle:
She declined. Reasons best known to her.

How u doing?
She explained why she left albeit in a quasi-cryptic conversation with _Idowuogbo.
Check the last thread about frauds in the Auto Section created by _Seun then follow her conversation in the Derailers' Paradise.♦
RomanceRe: Guys & Ladies: Who Is Your Nairaland Crush? by TheSonOfMark(m): 5:40pm On Aug 26, 2015
wristbangle:
I was about saying the same. Well said.

The rate @ which buffoons are accelerating on NL these days baffles me a lot.
That thing can fool others.
It is Igbo, by the way, and not Hausa.♦
RomanceRe: Guys & Ladies: Who Is Your Nairaland Crush? by TheSonOfMark(m): 4:46pm On Aug 26, 2015
Quite obvious, isn't it? You deliberately mentioned Blackett as your crush to fuel the controversy 'cause everyone knows MISSSCLASSY makes the same claims.
Coincidentally, the MISSSCLASSY account which has been somewhat dormant comes online to view this immediately you created it.
Both monikers would likely insult each other to confuse the viewers from seeing the obvious.
The best way to divert attention is by drawing it. "HIDDEN IN THE OPEN" concept.
Nice try. Not everyone is gullible.♦
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo, Jonathan, Others Promoted Corruption In The Oil Sector – Buhari by TheSonOfMark(m): 11:22am On Aug 26, 2015
There's a significant degree of certainty to his claims.
Here's the big question: Why hasn't Buhari extended his probe to Obasanjo's administration? Allies get special treatment? Quite revealing.♦
PoliticsRe: Buhari Will Be The Best President Nigeria Has Had Post 1999. by TheSonOfMark(m): 9:29pm On Aug 25, 2015
Ilekeh:
I'd say likewise, but your people enjoy killing each other, so I'd leave Fulani out of your self-genocide.

May your people continue to travel to Asian countries for "business".
Really? Yet your people kill each other literally.
There's a booming market for human parts in Ijebu-Ode, Jibowu and ritual killings in Ijoko, Otta, Iloye and Ifo all in Ogun State to mention but a few.♦
PoliticsRe: Buhari Will Be The Best President Nigeria Has Had Post 1999. by TheSonOfMark(m): 9:20pm On Aug 25, 2015
SeverusSnape:
TheSonOfMark please leave my patient uniklinkum , He's supposed to be in the intensive care unit. I don't know the careless warder who let him escape.

Uniklinkum!!!... To the ward
You expect me to engage a dimwit whose Governor sent an SOS for aids to feed them? Or the ones who litter the streets of Uyo selling toxic herbs with wornout shoes?
Or the Yoruba men who came in a bus to Wellington Bassey Way, Uyo begging Akpabio to save them last year?
You mean the Yoruba men who attest to the infrastructural development in Akwaibom State?
You mean the South-West that is so broke that even Lai Mohammed confirmed that apart from Lagos State their IGR is non-existent?

Uyo and Calabar double as the safest and most peaceful cities in Nigeria while there are ritual killings, paedophilia cases et al in Ogun, Osun and Oyo States daily?

You mean the Yorubas that everyone agrees as the dirtiest tribe in Nigeria?

The _idiots that add sugar to yam and beans because their culinary skills are altogether appalling?

These dimwits are inferior to me.♦
PoliticsRe: Buhari Will Be The Best President Nigeria Has Had Post 1999. by TheSonOfMark(m): 9:02pm On Aug 25, 2015
Interesting, don't you think?

I've been offline since last night to engage myself in WORTHWHILE PHYSICAL ACTIVITIES while he keeps refreshing this thread all day just to check if I am online.

His cyberlife revolves around mine. He needs me to validate his existence. Stay down, zombie.

I am THE SUN. I burnt him and he can't get OFF my MARK.cheesy
PoliticsRe: Buhari Will Be The Best President Nigeria Has Had Post 1999. by TheSonOfMark(m): 8:48pm On Aug 25, 2015
Ilekeh:
I don't need a thread to tell me that solidifying my trust in Buhari is a brilliant move.

As a diasporan, he has made me trust in Nigeria again.

Baba go slow, please continue. It's better to strategize than to use gragra to enter a battlefield (Nigeria). Ask Ojukwu where gragra led him.

I love that man die.

Hateful propaganda from the SE (mainly the SE) is just a bump on the road.

May my brothers and sisters from the east continue to troop to Aso Rock like slaves paying their master homage.
May Fulani herdsmen continue to hunt your people for sport in Kwara and Ogun States.smiley
PoliticsRe: Buhari Will Be The Best President Nigeria Has Had Post 1999. by TheSonOfMark(m): 8:45pm On Aug 25, 2015
Obviously some deadbrained neanderthals have been _masturbating to my moniker all day. Seeking a rematch after you got floored by me? I don't spar with corpses - I'm necrophobic.♦
PoliticsRe: Buhari Will Be The Best President Nigeria Has Had Post 1999. by TheSonOfMark(m): 8:38pm On Aug 25, 2015
SeverusSnape:
Chai!... Who did this to youhuh

That spell must be very powerful. Bros, Seriously, jokes apart; You need help. Are there no psychiatric homes/facilities in Germany?... Are you a neo-Nazi?...
You sound like a mass murdering maniac.
cheesy
RomanceRe: At What Age Did You Have Your First Kiss by TheSonOfMark(m): 8:15pm On Aug 25, 2015
Lies gallore. Even females who can't recollect the faces of the men who've bedded them are laying claims to celibacy.♦
RomanceRe: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Scammed You Online? Share Your Experiences by TheSonOfMark(m): 7:52pm On Aug 24, 2015
chomytex:
Thats how chiomas' roll. cool
That Chioma is special is special. One of a kind. I can't exactly vouch for any other Chioma.tongue
RomanceRe: Please I Need Advice On How To Counter A Heartbreak? by TheSonOfMark(m): 7:36pm On Aug 24, 2015
Aisha95:
Wrong. I'm not Igbo.
Sir, hope you know your comment could deter other people from posting their comments.
Please adhere to the rules.
You're not Igbo? You claim to have lived in the North all your life yet you insult people in Igbo.grin
You can't stop being dishonest, can you?https://www.nairaland.com/2501995/undisputed-most-beautiful-sexiest-girl/1#36603299


Aisha95:
You are a glorified simpleton, birthed into planet earth to roam about like a wasted entity.
See mumu won try show relevancy.
How's your transgendered life like, _bitch?
And besides, you were the mugu who quoted me first so you should do the buzzing off. Anu mpama.
You've always been a pathetic attention-seeking liar.smiley
Thanks.
RomanceRe: Please I Need Advice On How To Counter A Heartbreak? by TheSonOfMark(m): 7:07pm On Aug 24, 2015
Aisha95:
I don't understand you, sir.
I'll let it slide, Aisha (you are Igbo though). No need ruffling your feathers tonight.

Nice fiction you've got up there though. I can at least commend that.♦
RomanceRe: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Scammed You Online? Share Your Experiences by TheSonOfMark(m): 7:02pm On Aug 24, 2015
LadyBoss1:
Lol dont mind her
I told her about it... Its weird to b guarded but want to know more about others without revealing major info.. N ppl get irritated n just suspect something up .
But she aite tho
Trust me smiley i wont lie to u ... Dont start investigating ohhhh .. Biko
Investigating? It never crossed my mind.angry


Oops! I just lied.cheesy

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