₦airaland Forum

fantazia:
miss carrot why?

Oyind17:
I want to stay low, you can call me if you want to.
Is that you Mr carrot?

fantazia:
yes mir its me in between its mr cumcumber not carrot. "y do u want to stay low?

Oyind17:
Nothing dear, y didn't you msg me on whatsapp?

honeygirl17:
Mr carrot, tell me another lie

softapples:
what lie? smh 4 u. "woya cm b my personal teacher nd confirm whether i dey lie

bqlekan:
I don't think I will be sleeping tonight.. How TSOM?

fantazia:
LOL typical nigerian reply. "i aint bothered though, now playing lana del rey's dark paradise

fantazia:
u have no idea what i wrote except if u got A in english in college.

fantazia:
bro 4get all this trash u just wrote in order to gain likes, there are no differences between a trash can and ur brain, u deserve to be in primary school by now bcaus u reason like a used sanitary pad, as i said, i have nothing so as she has nothing to proov to u, u expired brainish dog calling her fake wont stop her from living her life. "now goodby u decomposed condom.

peeparty:
This trouble maker thesonof.mark.

Sinnzu:
Its "expo" season . Where are my niggaz? Funlord thesonofmark kramfonos

Yes! Yes!! Yes!!!

Imortal001:
Seriously, i dont trust opc and those niger delta boiz!

sonOfLucifer:
AH, it's a comprehension problem then. It seems properly digesting articles is way tougher than using 'big' words. My bad. Hand me back my shovel then. I thought you were only blinded by hate and sentiment. Apparently, your spirit is burdened by something much worse.

Oh please, mallams! You voted him in! According to you folks, he's The Messiah- the untainted quasi-god whose very exhaled breathe would make Nigeria whole.

All hail Buhari! All hail The Messiah!

You were deceived? Oops! My bad.

sonOfLucifer:
SonOfMumu, swallow your pride and admit you were misled by the 'headline'. But that'd be expecting too much of the adult who still plays with crayons, wouldn't it?

sonOfLucifer:
Good post.
Now read the article.

Then use this
vvvvvv
To bury yourself.

Bury myself? Isn't that what your relatives do daily to the slain victims of Boko Haram?
Wait, you should actually dip yourself invertedly in a hyper-sulphuric geyser to hasten your transcendence to the Hades to be with your father, Satan.

Hawlahscho:
Vibrant and vigorous rescuers.




Try that in Nigeria, the children are dead

phiphis:
Is the judiciary now for sell??

Welcome to Planet Earth, alien. Here impossibility is nothing.

adedayourt:
imagine ur body just goes on wild fire all of a sudden.

dat moment u dont tink of the water u kept somwer, u ll bath with anybody's water u find closest to u.

Sinnzu:
Thats how this bufoon [ DARKREBEL] created a thread to have a really nice sexual time with his crush who's just been discovered to be a dude!
Why evulz??

. Niggaz need to take caution. Identity theft is a serious issue.

www.nairaland.com/2410370/nneka123-weds-darkrebel

cc: funlord
thesonofmark
lezz
N1one
ladyboss1
prettythicksme
sassybae
redgem
pbs4real
misssclassy
niklausa
kinglekan
dashmeyansh
ishilove
naijaboiy
nigerianium
ronald4lif
cherryice et.al

Sveen:
He is Zedx8, check his profile and you'll know who he is.

Note: He is not blackett.

Truckpusher:
We just made it 4 - Up blues

Against an ISRAELI team. A league rated "C". Shame on you.

Sveen:
Lol, I know the perpetrator.

Truckpusher:
Lmao
The blues......Bro

Chelsea FC? Of all teams?
#TeamBarcelona rocks best!

Juliaann:
FCB 4:1 Roma

Neymar will score. Mark my words.

misspicy:
And you have MALE as ur sex on nairaland.....thesonofm.ark come see o

GOATandYAMtheory:
SMH! You can never be corrected. How old are you, pls?

Finally, he begins his sentence with an uppercase letter! Yippee!

Now let's work on your appalling shorthand words. Yes, we can!

BabaNath:
Amadioha strike your balls

Too bad I don't believe in Amadioha, too bad. And he's dead (that's if he ever existed).