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misssclassy:
[color=#000050]Don't be _stupid. You mentioned me first, and that's why I came here. If you didn't mention me, what on Gods good earth would I be doing on a thread

Please I don't want to see you or your dimwitted, sherlock holmes wanna bee, moforonic ilk anywhere near my mentions again.

Your obsession with me is irking and I just can't stand it anymore.

Invest your time and brains in something more profitable and leave missclassy alone. Not that I give fvck about what you say or your fvcking existence though.

When you are done accusing every moniker of being me and relating me with 2/3 of the entire nairaland populace, you can put a bullet in your anus for a job well done, and end you fvcking wasteful time on planet earth
But until then, just fvck off my mentions.

So, good night, dumbassses![/color]

ronald4lif:
Perhaps, I was a kid but got corrupted by some bad ilks like TheSonOf.Mark and Sinnzu and now I'm unstoppable.

We owe us countless bjs actually, one will not suffice. It'd be an endless orgyy.

Very good bad guys.

Slimzjoe:
Ah Criosly Wish It was in my Powers. You two Would have Cracked Tinubu by now!

LOL.

Special agent Mark reporting for duty, sir!

cherryice:
permit to say u stl learning hun

If only you knew how freaky he could get.

How about timing a cunniligus for 10 minutes and making her orgasm as a dare?

Trust ne, you probably aren't freaky enough.

cherryice:
or somethn Ds dude dsnt care abt his fuucckmate n sounds to me like the one nyt stand typa guy. Ok!

So a quick one, try lickin ur fucckmate's V after insertion
Come back to say ur testimonies

That's the point, isn't it?

Truth be told, whatever pre-cum there is flows with the vàginal juices outwards it gets replaced by more fluid from her.

I hope you are the type to walk the talk and not freakout when it's time to get freaky?

Sinnzu:
her punanah wud have swallowed it or smfn too. Its all in your head.

It's real.

cherryice:
@pre cum
actually d mixes of well pre cum n puna has d heavenly scent n sure taste good ohhh maybe u dnt but strong men do dammmnn

Sinnzu:
Same reason u kiss her even after she's given u head.

Slimzjoe:
Thoroughly Enjoyed the Thread
Kingslayer Sinnzu are You Guys Detectives??

Mehn, yhu guys should Quit whatever You're Doing and Join the SSS abeg

Giving us the job would be a good start.

cherryice:
typhoid actually smells like typhoid hun
U mean u dont fuccck n lick
Dudee y r u sooo backdated?

Why should I have to taste my pre-cum?

ronald4lif:
That's it. We already know that every non asexual woman craves and loves sex. They don't have to behave otherwise to signify a positive impression about themselves to anyone. It doesn't cut it for most guys. They might not tell but they're aware it's just a pretentious act.

ronald4lif:
Personally, I'm more concious and sceptical of a lady who always tend to portray that she isn't into sex than the one who's vocal about it. Those attitude doesn't impress me.

Sinnzu:
LOL actually i'm the type that orders for a drink and ask her to have it with me, right after that i'm getting her number and respect simultaneously

That seems too gentlemanly and you don't come accross as a gentleman.

With the way you make blatant references to a particular girl's boobs, butts or cameltoe, you sure are the type to cat-call.

What female waiter would sit to have a beer?

Pickup lines are there for a reason.

Sinnzu:
Tohpahz and her big boobs......

LOL.

I bet you are the type who used to tap female waiters' butts in rundown restaurants.

How many times have they slapped you?

icedbeatz:
I think most of them got this threshold or maybe they're scared of coming off as nymphs or something.

Sinnzu:
Same here bro, you know... Its one of the qualities i like in ireneony. She's very outspoken. I dont like girls that act like they dont know sheet when in reality they the freakiest!

Sadly our society today tends to castigate outspoken women alot which is just too bad.

If you'll do us the honours bro, be the one to create the thread. Where men can come in and discuss issues of love, sex, relationship and life.

Lets have our own chill spot, but dont forget to immortalize us oo. Me, ice and ronald, cutehectr nd 9jaboy.

Sinnzu:
Who thinks this section needs a lounge for men?? NoHomo tho.....

yorubadelta:

..my eyes has seen enough today

Welcome to Realgist.com; your online lounge for real people who bare their minds about topical issues devoid of hypocrisy or sanctimony.

ronald4lif:
He's badosky.

Nothing is as desirable than having the know-how and dexterity to satisfying a woman in the bedroom. There's always this extreme happiness in the inner mind when we know the 'mission' was accomplished to her contentment. When a woman didn't climax, there's a cause to worry for the man.

lezz:
Now you're one smart ass crook . I had the same thoughts but wasn't too confident on following it through.

ronald4lif:
I thought I was good in cunniligus and lovemaking but I've been living a false fantasy all along.

Ladies and gentlemen, behold the King of sexual relations.

That dude is good.

Sinnzu:

You see? That Chima's wife is as predictable as the chimings of a church bell.

ronald4lif:
Seconded, thirded to the 'lasted'. Wholeheartedly agree.

Sinnzu:
*waiting patiently for her to come insult me*

icedbeatz:
meeeehn sometimes you don't have to plan it or the generic bedroom thing, you just gotta let the spirit direct you kitchen, dining table, couch, car( ensure your in your garage or somewhere its allowed) shower, bath tub wherever. it always better when you let the spirit direct the movie.

Sinnzu:
iidiat! na u worse pass seff

Igwe!

ronald4lif:
Quite true. There's a force behind female genit*lia that normally makes men becomes subconscious and unsteady at the sight or imagination of it. Little wonder why a lot of men are easily manipulated by women. One can't just get rid of the cravings and the unquenchable appetite for punny and related gists. It's an infinite curse God bestowed on men and we must live with it.

Sir, I like the "curse". It's the best curse ever.

Sinnzu:
We are porn itself.






Mehn... When i was lil, i used to love watching porn from my neighboors house. Naxo god come punish me oo, dem come pack out.



Few weeks later, our landlord opened a cyber cafe right in out compound. Mehn! It was bliss i got to watch porn on demand cant forget those times mehn.. Its how i became an internet freak
.
Through porn

What the...?

So we've got pros amongst us?

What do I know?

Sinnzu:
Hey, swerve.. Swerve some more, swerve till you get to the door, swerve again, swerve till you get knocked over by a truck carrying goats, then swerve some more till you get to eternal damnation, after that, keep swerving.

Don't engage that thing.

Just wait till it reappears as Misssclassy and see what I'd do.