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ronald4lif:
Loving the comments.

I swear. Perfect treatment for buttlickers. Others would learn from this.

It's like we planned it.

#SayNoToButtlickers

ArQueBusieR:
Well if you could tell the difference between Copacabana palace hotel and a luxury asylum, then you probably wouldn't be browsing nairaland from the confines of a rehab facility.

You seem pissed off. You obviously haven't been taking your anger management therapy seriously.
Oops! Withdrawal symptoms, right? I knew you are a junkie.

Alright, let me help you out: hold your breath till you pass you. Simple therapy, innit?

Hopefully 5 years of coma would help clear your befuddled subconscious.
See you in 2020.

misspicy:
Older men are more matured,less jealous,take care of their responsibilities and more appreciative.....

You and your lots eventually seek we younger men 'cause we are virile, youthful, spontaneous, closer to your age and hence share similar perceptions and interests.

When you married women start getting fed up with your s*xless, boring and predictable relationships, who do you seek to spice up your lives - YOUNGER men.

Chase Alhaji, sweetheart but in the end you'd find out it was foolhardy.

ArQueBusieR:
Isn't that a little selfish? Just because you love it in there doesn't mean I will too. I know you need friends, but this is the wrong way of going about it because I'm not rehab material like you.

You really must be in a luxury assylum considering the fact that you are allowed access to the internet. I bet you have dreadlocks and you had houseflies for breakfast.

Scratch that; mad men grow 'dada'.

Say 'hi' to your alter-ego, Kamoru.

sinizia:
You've a serious problem.

That girl and I have a history that dates back to 3 months ago. We attack and counter-attack each other's posts. I don't think it would end soon.

Sugardiva:
Already getting aggressive huh? U would be attacking me with a machete by now if u were to see me I'm sure. Akwa ibom and it's people suffer from a severe case of inferiority complex around its big brother cross river. I wonder why because AKS is right now richer and arguably more developed. Yet AKS is always comparing itself to CRS trying to meet up. I guess what they say is true, money can't buy class.

BTW ur foolish assumption that I live in Uyo is laughable. I am not like akwa ibomites who flood our city because u are running away from the witchcraft of urs. Any safety or infrastructural development uyo may have to offer is negated by the wickedness of its people. I live in Cally where the land is green. COME AND LIVE AND BE AT REST.. CALABAR didn't earn that acronym for nothing.

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Big brother my foot! We Ibibios have dominated CrossRiver state just like we dominate Akwaibom.

Poor cultists who even had to depend on Akwaibom to fund the election in your state.

Should I delve more into your civil service that lays off workers because they can't pay?

How about the yearly mudslides and floods which submerge your communities?

How about the fact that Calabar women are generally referred to ask slùts?

Continue wailing because we collected the last 17 oil wells from you.

I bet you are from one of those fishing communities that keep fighting boundary wars with Ebonyi.

Remember Clement Isong?

You guys are second-class to us. We dominate you in regional and national politics.

Our girls always dissociate themselves from Calabar girls because you lots prostitutè to earn a living. Ask members oe other tribes.

Give your brother a call- ' bet he's been caught stealing again like other Calabar souh boys.

Jealous, inferior ilk.

firstEVA:
A lot of men desire a threesomee, so imagining two girls making out is a major turn on for them. in essence many men love lesbians. But no sane person male or female want to imagine what two men do in the closet, the thought is nauseating. I personally have nothing against lesbians, cos firstly they don't disgust, secondly they can be easily corrected. Call me a hypocrite, it's your business.

Lesbian alert! The lesbian-cum-feminist supports homosexuality and has she isn't grossed out by it.

May what befell Sodom and Gomorrah befall you homosexuals.

May you rot and burn in the most fiery part of hades for going against spiritual and biological laws.

Thank God for making you confess.

ArQueBusieR:
Because they wish for their men to die before them, just so they can have his money all to themselves.

Young man, with this mentality of yours don't think you should check into rehab?

demmy0325:
.. Thats their collective moniker..

LOL. Ironically, this issue was what we were discussing last night in the Derailers' Paradise thread.

That particular female you were hinting about was pricked by her conscience to take down her suggestive picture even when we didn't mention her moniker.

I mean, a woman can still get compliments for a beautiful picture of hers without her posing suggestively like Meheeda.

djeezy:
Lastly ladies if you're primary objective is to be sexy.
Then you will attract men whose primary objective is to have sex.

XavierBlue:
i concur to this. Nice point ayineka. Mkpo Aba die? Aba ku uyo?

XavierBlue

donholy28:
hehehe am not pissed off...make ur contribution instead of making a big deal out of a small matter

Yongi99:
Brother, I am from Calabar and I agree with you. Calabar is just living off her past glory.

donholy28:
and have u don any meaningful thing pertaining to the post...what is ur contribution

I just exposed you as a sadistic pervert.


Nairalanders please take note.


You seem pissed off. Yeah, I can get on people's nerves when I want to. Enjoy your day, dude.

donholy28:
Confess and be free...confess joor... we re listening

donholy28:
see me see wahala o...wetin i do u? have i exposed ur intentions

donholy28:
Hehehe some entered here to hear details of d r*pe

Trailblazer1:
Its just the way the show the world the peacefulness of their religion

adioolayi:
These are some of the functions of a pilot...
making sure all information on the route, weather, passengers and
aircraft is received;

using that information to create a flight plan, which details the
altitude for the flight, route to be taken and amount of fuel required;

ensuring the fuel levels balance safety with economy and
supervising the loading and fuelling of the aircraft;

making sure all safety systems are working properly;

briefing the cabin crew before the flight and maintaining regular
contact throughout the flight;

carrying out pre-flight checks on the navigation and operating
systems;

communicating with air traffic control before take-off and during
flight and landing;

ensuring noise regulations are followed during take-off and landing;

understanding and interpreting data from instruments and controls;

making regular checks on the aircraft's technical performance and
position, on weather conditions and air traffic during flight;

I won't give you the source....It's just like a driver jumping to the wheel without checking basic safety practice... you don't need to be an engineer to know the basic thing. I have decided not to follow out insult anymore...I know you've learnt something today...Enjoy your day

Dimwit, so checking on the navigating system which is onboard the front deck equals checking for mechanical faults?


It's like a driver who thinks check the radiator, dashboard functions et al makes him an auto mechanic.


You are a big joke.


Should I post links to what aero-engineers do?


Get off your weed, addict!